₦airaland Forum

where is the last?

all these gays on NL sef

shade:
Love was never blind,but naivety blinded many.With the harsh realities of life these days,blind love is the height of idiocy.

typical naija girl

Gabry:
How about Michelin 89

u wan start riot?

whitelexi:
Dude, r u in Leeds? We should go hang out a bit cos i'm visiting again soon! Bet u dont know as many happening places on there as i do. . . I show u some wicked stuff - and thats being brutally honest

yea i live in Leeds, just opposite oshodi bus stop

whitelexi:
You should the one i cooked yesternight with some dried Ghanian chilli. . . My belly is still on fire

LMAO

Gabry:
na waaa! Why do I feel like a mumu when you ask me that

dont worry, u wont be the 1st

chic2pimp:
Abeg I would also like to know   .

na turn by turn, na me ask first, so i go choose first

y me:
THANKS SWEETY
am glad you know that
but why the tongue nah

i just finished taking pepper soup and my tongue was still on fire

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don't do groupie either [/color]

which one u dey do?  u are wasting my time oo

Kunbee:
His eyes look like sum1 wey dey smoke poli-poli and dry gin

LMAO

the love in story books might be blind, the one i have to deal with has night vision

kill

Gabry:
U can see all the pictures here. These are cakes.  


YUM!!! I lov chocolate cake too but I also would love to have a YAM CAKE for my birthday~!

really? they look good, what are they made of?

biyibabe:
Do trees have azzs?

apparently they do but do u?

Gabry:
U mean to say you have never tasted a cake in your life?

how am i suppose to know if i have tasted it when u are yet to tell me what it is?

german007:
@na2day

Good idea, but I think when he takes it to baba God, he has to speak in tongues , because this poster cant speak english, cant speak hausa as he claimed he did, and even worse cant speak pidgin english,

u kill this guy no bi small

adaku123:


@ Amaka, Na2day & German 007

Lol---U Guys Are Wicked!! !!! ROFL ----See Bullying Oh !! Hehehehehe!!! D Poor Boy!!!
See Linguistic Supremacy Oh !!!!   

@Poster
Chey Ya!!! Its Probably Best To Abandon ship/thread

sum1 had to do it

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=325694.msg4581864#msg4581864 date=1253483914]all these sweet talk to make a woman feel loved
indeed!
give me money make I enter Ariaria market
and see if the love won't be burning like California wildfire[/quote]nigerian women are just armed robbers in wrapper clothing

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=163288.msg4582249#msg4582249 date=1253490071]nothing! u r gud [/quote]really?

@ topic

kill!

Pweety4me:
Do u think it's like the tree's?

i have not seen it but i have this feeling the tree has a better azz

kellorah:
Hahahahahaha "mating call".

Nice 1!!!

na lie?

Segun agagu:
@thoniaslim y the hissing did i offend or u know me before abegooo

it is a natural NL female mating call

sampo4eva:
*******************
1-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly

are you remembering this?


6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading


11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight
back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes
her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-ALWAYS HUG HER AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN YOU SEE HER.
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful, not sexy!
20-TELL HER THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER!

oh, and on that last one, u need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we actually like and kind of want you to get
us things
26-DONT LIE TO HER
27-DONT CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a
good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she
doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can
always count on you

are you still reading this? u better be, its important

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you
want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she
will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in
and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're
mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her


36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so
she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your
fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. ALWAYS

TRY THIS

i have tried ur 44 ways, e no work, i want my money back!

@ poster

have u taken it to the Lord in prayer?

8 words:
yes my girl spent for me coz she know who i am and what i am doing for her as well.

so una relationship na draw?

Gabry:
Tell me you're joking!


What does a red velvet cake made out of?

joking about what? i asked a simple question

nana:
Generalization!!!

really? like the one u call men dogs, cheats etc, right?

chaircover:
@ogogoro; of course, many ladies are like you & dont ask their boyfriends for phone cards to call their mum.

Na2day is only winding you up.

haba! i resemble winder?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don't do personal [/color]

how about a groupie, u, myself and I

Gabry:
Uhmmmmm. . . WHat do you mean exactly?

trust me, u dont wanna know

james2man:
She has gone for Test at the hospital,her sickness is Typhoid, But she is ok Now,thank God,

so now u are willing to continue the relationship?