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unitee:
I miss you so much lol hope you are good lol

now am trying to concentrate but all I see is you in pages and eish exam time is calling me now am gonna write you you and you in exams lol

me likey

netotse:
and you will see 'f', 'f', 'f' in your results

leave my wife alone

Abuzola:
@na2day, this is for you bedfore is too late

'those who diisbelieve, if they had all that is in the earth and as much gain in it to ransom themselves thereby from the tormemt of the Day of Resurrection, it would never be accepted of them, and theirs would be a painful torment' Quran 5:36

thanks but no thanks mate, i ain't that stupid! if the heaven Jesus talks about is a place of torment, i am sure going to get 2 tickets just to make sure i make it in but i see your point, in Jesus' heaven i won't get 70 virgins but i will manage; thanks for trying to scare me though 

Abuzola:
the God of Abraham, jesus was the same God that sent us muhammad, Quran 2:285 says muslim must believe in jesus, Adam, abraham etc or else we should count ourself out as believers.  The challenge i keep repeating is 'jesus never said i am god so worship me neither did the disciples worship him'. Blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called children of God, the same way you are literally God's child so is jesus, what is it you don't understand

so the quran says that u as a muslim should believe in Jesus yet the same Jesus says "I am the way the truth and the light, no man comes to the father but by me". why don't u want to believe that? u rather believe Mohammed who is just a dude with an epilepsy problem (u guys call those moments, visions) ? once again sir, i will stick to the one that is the way than a guy that might need CPR any moment, no offense 

swit D:
Diz war is gett'n more hotter but diz winch refuse to die


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How many times I call you ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 3 times, abi ?

Oya, anything wey i tell u, na him make u do right now. I command you make u got express stand 4 road, close ya eyes till Motors go finish you .

tuaa tuaa tuaa . Oyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Come back come tell me if u don die oooooooooo

i go the road and 5 moto jam me but now dem dey try sue me for damages to their moto, how i go do am now?

nonsense! abeg make the mods lock this useless thread

190:
a lady 4rm nland just cheated on me

see this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-307684.224.html

didn't know u are a male!

unitee:

these kisses just gave me extra wings and now i know i can touch the sun

C2H5OH:
lol i will do the honors of pushing him in the line of enemy fire

more kokolets for me to enjoy

ur plans shall not prosper

THE AMAKA:
ive seen spikedcylinder, she looks nice and very matured.
like in her mid 20's.
very matured lady, thats what she looks like.

did i ask u question? who tell u say i never see am b4? i ask her to post her pic so that i can get the latest pic which i can hang on my bathroom wall

do u think i am not watching u?

Gamine:
negative.

its not a family thing.

iight babe, send me the 411 asap, looking forward to it

spikedcylinder:
Lol. See all these yeye people?
Saga, upon all the profiles I have donated, you are still not satisfied eh? I will show you pepper!

abeg stop all this shakara jor and show us ur pic, asap!

do u deserve one?

will watch him die

swit D:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, Honestly, I never thought it was u above me . I'm deeply sorry na . come , smile 4 me

u still dey alive?


@ topic

pass

uplawal:
@na2day, hope u know everyone will make heaven for judgement but not all will make paradise, some will end up in hell,

now that is the joke of the century. in christianity heaven is a higher resting place than paradise, and if paradise is ur goal, i will stick to my christianity with all my might

uplawal:
@na2day, yes av never, cos ISLAM forbids it,i will av it when am married soon insha Allah,cos those who guides thier chastity will be granted PARADISE,so why would i mess when am not married to go to HELL

let me know how it goes in paradise, i will tell u how mine will be in heaven. i guess we are both going to different places, right?

candylips:
but some girls sabi pretend like hell na

I hear ya

whitelexi:
Chinedu is synonymous with "The lord is my shepherd"

LMAO na2day !

Will not save, she is my bitter heart

yeyeruzi:
Who said Gender does count in the labour market? I said gender NEVER determines the pay. I'm yet to see, hear, expirience,learn, etc of a situation where a man and a woman in the same level of a profession where the man gets more pay because he is a man.

I concur!

Gamine:
@na2day

hey, im gonna be around your parts, Hopefully. . i have a wedding to attend

sweet deal! shoot me the details. Is Ejero coming too?

posakosa:
_{He, Him, i thot SWIT D was a girl.}

swit D kisses anything that moves

netotse:
no mind am, make she put her picture where her mouth is!

u mean where her profile is

Kunbee:
@n2d i understand cos i be wincsh

chei! Thank God we broke up ooo, na God save me

Gamine:
First impressions only stick if that is the first and last time i see you.

for some. .na

Like a dude who called me when i had chicken stuck in my throat.
told him to pls call me back. .

3weeks have past, he hasnt called, i gotta say that impression stuck.

my sweet heart of yester years, she is back!

spikedcylinder:

bring ur own pic nau

Ujujoan:
@ Poster:

If you guys will actually want to take out a little time to get to know a girl before wanting to f**k, I dont think it'll seem so hard!!

maybe if u girls take a little time to get to know the guy rather than wanting to spend his money or make him spend on u, u will know if he is going to be a wife beater. take that!

whitelexi:
Dude, a man's got to do what a man's got to do! I just got hungry and decided to go look for food

_{If u dont understand my english, i'm sorry i cannot help u further}

i get i get i get i get