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[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=261058.msg4370705#msg4370705 date=1250559134]This thread should not have seen the light of the day, it should not have been allowed. I NEED A HUG. I feel left out. I wish I have/had an ex too, who had the balls and guts to break my soft tender heart. I feel so ostracised just because I cannot contribute to this thread. sobs.[/quote]is it too late for me to volunteer?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=277287.msg4370521#msg4370521 date=1250554959]the man!!!
why are you supporting the man anyways. aren't u a woman like us? u've been nagging all day. lol[/quote]u must have mistaken me for posakaso or whatever her/his name is

SeanT21:
Its the truth.If U men take out the trash, put things in their right places, spend less time on the couch watching football then there will be no need to Nag. Nagging is the only way we Ladies can get U to do work.

ever wondered why the good Lord created women last? nobody wants a nagging woman

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=277287.msg4370492#msg4370492 date=1250554592]a verbally abusive woman is the equivalent of a physically abusive man. since men are more physical n women r more verbal. we all know which is the more dangerous n deserves jail time. hahah[/quote]the woman, right?

spoilt:
To all my exes, Ive seen your wives. . . . . . . . . Who's laughing now?

the wives!

190:
whats happening here!

my love plat how aree u
mind sendin me an sms

lol, this loser is still on the loose

Kunbee:
*coughs* did sum1 just call me an intern ooo its so on dude

haba! how can i call u an intern, a whole professional like u, i was referring to gator jare not u, she is the intern, it was just a slip of my keyboard

@ OP

to that big [size=60pt]"X"[/size]

this song is for u


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvI9kAUTKA






now to my other eX's mother b4 the big [size=60pt]"X"[/size]

this song is for u


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPb2ZuvQxcA

u ppl are lucky i ran out of bullets, i would have shot sum1 today

nope! good riddance to bad rubbish!

platinumnk:
Good morning baby!

Thanks for waking me up this morning
You love is like gentle sunshine rays
That helps me open like a little flower

I cant wait to check my email

I know you sent something sweet my love

have u read it yet?

platinumnk:
Lay your body down and
Let me touch your body
And u know its goin down
Cause ain't nobody here 2 stop me
And i know u heard about . . . . .
my freaky reputation
But don't listen 2 the crowd
Because u know how they be hatin
on mee,

believe me i heard

platinumnk:
Hello
How you doing
My angel, my one and only
The only one that I am missing
Whey they bring me joy and blessings
You know, that I love you and I can't wait to say 'I do'
But before we walk down the aisle, I just wanna let you know that
You are the finest ahhhhh
Na you be the finest being I've seen
You are the brightest ahhhhh
The way you dey shine you de bling like me
You are the highest ahhhhh
When it comes to rating you are the lead
My prince my only one other
boyI just wanna let you know that

No one be like you
See I don go different places, I've seen many faces
No one be like you
So they cannot replace you, coz you are a blessing
No one be like you
You driving me crazy coz you are my baby
No one be like you
No one

_-PSquare

For real baby no one be like U

i know, i'm awesome like that

sexyLeamon:
women that nag have dumb bf's or husbands. only if men would do there job right, most women wouldn't have to nag. and repeat everything 10 times.

blah blah blah blah!

TheSeeker:
I knew it! I knew you pirated my original CD. You could have just asked, but anyways, you're my brother. Identify next time or I'll bring out "afoshe" and rain a curse

urs was just the 2nd edition, mine was the platinum of the 2nd edition, major difference

TheSeeker:
N2D, I have your latest software if you need to upgrade. It's the second edition (modified first edition). It's polygamysexe 2.3.2.1.2009

dont worry i already i have that one, infact, mine is the platinum edition

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364848#msg4364848 date=1250491463]clown lol[/quote]i think, i need to rebrand myself too 

SeanT21:
Cause U MEN just wont listen!!

Do what U are supposed to do and no nagging will follow.Easy as bread n butta

ovularia, why are u awake? are u practicing ur nagging skills?

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364839#msg4364839 date=1250491316]so na2day, u don dey sabi pass lexi? well u don't need lesson then.  lol[/quote]i just want to compare notes, making sure i am not missing anything

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364792#msg4364792 date=1250490421]srry i meant to say kumbee and teju's league of girls and higher. abi u go higher than that?   small rat like u want to say u do berra dan almighty lexi himself? how humble of u![/quote]oh, those are just interns, they graze the bottom of my list  

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364722#msg4364722 date=1250488628]get rid of it 
it takes a brave and courageous heart to be like lexi.
a new set of babes on thonasmil's level and even finer will be buzzing u on yim non stop if u follow the rules. i promise you.

i'm sure you can do it. i believe in you[/quote]ok, i am getting rid of my list with much tears, all 2500 names hope they will not be heart broken. now why will i want sum1 like thonasmil when i got plenty on my list higher than her class?

whitelexi:
u just cant help yourself

BTW, Lexi is rebranding. . . The demand is overwhelming, Oyinda would u like to be added to the new revolution?

great master lexi, i hail ooo!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364701#msg4364701 date=1250487981]it's a verryyy veryyyy sincere tip. you can keep the $100. i'm just looking out for ur own good u kno. the first step i repeat is to stop flirting about on the forum ok? are u sure u will be able to follow that rule?  it's for ur own good o. u will become like ur hero lexi only if u follow that step. i promise u.[/quote]but what will happen to the long list of wives i already have?

TheSeeker:
You paid? Disappointed You're free to enroll in my class.Slow down on Lexi's pedal

me pay ke? na film?

naijababe2:
god please save our souls

amen ooo!

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364672#msg4364672 date=1250487246]lol. empty bottles (abi calabash ni) make the loudest noise. i was basing my hypothesis on that proverb na
the silent ones r d dangerous ones. abi u see lexi flirting with erry girl on NL?no. he does his bizniz in the bush.

see i just gave u a become like lexi sample tutorial. 100 pounds for the full course. [/quote]did i flirt with every girl on NL? i only flirt with 75% of the girls on NL


[size=3pt]thanks for the tip, here is ur 100 pounds [/size]

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364593#msg4364593 date=1250483774]oya start writing letter one by one. include names too o.  I think u have a brighter NL future ahead of u sef. brighter than lexis lol
i think na2day is an innocent boy[/quote][size=60pt]
Fire! ! ! [/size]  

TheSeeker:
na2day innocent? If he is then Jesus Christ's second coming is in the next 24 hours

the good Lawd says he will be here in 2hrs, make u get ready  

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364622#msg4364622 date=1250484890]i still think na2day is innocent. he's a character like that.[/quote]ovularia, u know me b4?   give me ur house address make i come prove u wrong, na u go dey shout thunder fire na2day? oooo!  

TheSeeker:
Lexi? A great NLander that is; but I'd rather be me so I can be a goal for someone else. How about you try to be like me? ;DYou've just said it yourself. Don't come back blaming me ;DAbout oyinda? Yes! Because she's so gone from you.

mind ya self! u are my intern

C2H5OH:
lol maybe i should write about my ex nairaland lover. think that would be fun and bad at the same time.

go on, dont let me stop u, it can't be that bad

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=261058.msg4364481#msg4364481 date=1250480504]hmm seeker. how many wives, exwives do u have sef?[/quote]wetin concern u? he is my brother and also an intern in training, our goal is to be like lord lexi

_{quietly waiting to for his head on a clay platter when NL girls catch him}

Sisi Jinx:
DIVORCE
The husband throws the wife's pots and pans outta the house. . . 3 times and there's ya divorce.

CHILD CUSTODY
The children stay with the father coz. . . well coz he IS there father. (Duh!!)

Hope that helped.

Okay, just playin' with ya. . .there are divorce courts and each culture has it it's own ways of doing things. For instance the Hausas require the wife to file formal divorce papers. If it's not contested, she is granted one by the courts.

The husband on the other hand does not have to go through that, all he has to do is send the wife back to her parent's house with a formal declaration that he wants a divorce. This has to be done 3 times for it to stick. More often than not, the children stay with the Daddy coz it's he is financially responsible for 'em.

This is what is REQUIRED but of course the process varies by case.

e don tey wey i know say u dey craze

aasog:
[b]I disagree with most of what the general American news are saying. They are coming down very harshly on her as been undiplomatic. Not when you have a bland, unimpressive, sick, uninspiring, defunct, no-brain president and party leading the country.
The PDP, created by Obasanjo, currently chaired and controlled by him, a disastrously corrupt, ineffective party that has left the country in a catastrophic condition should be angry. There anger is totally expected, and I believe the MEND guys are fools for not fixing their mess up since.
Actually, the ticket to join the PDP is sheer elitism, connection and corrupt past and history, that's why the fool who is nothing but an abject failure to his personal existence called Yar'adua could do nothing about the crisis within is own region and yet could still throw a big party to politicians crossing over to the PDP, and the fool was bold enough to give a rapid ultimatum to the dissolution of the local govt in Lagos.
Its a shame Fashola didnt insult. I was hoping he could have gone for his jugular like Hillary did, and tell the man he would do Nigerians a great deal of good if he could just throw a rope on a fan and hang himself. I feel sick, weak, tired, disgusted, angered, tormented seeing the development happening all around the world and yet we have an elite class who are less than 1% keeping 85% of the entire nations fund.
I think the artist here got it all right when he pathetically summarized this nightmare, shady, and seedy administration as below.[/b]

the usa press can say all they like, they should first find out what nigerians think, i personally think she was too nice

@ OP

wow! what is naija turning to?

190:
@plat

"It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one who tripped me!

190:
@plat

"Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

190:
@plat

If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"

gud nite my love
my hart belongs 2 u 4eva

talk2 u soon!

those lines are the weakest i have ever heard, not even a she-goat will agree to give u something  

190:
@ib
jassie is talkin 2 u

i see u are yet to take ur meds  

190:
@plat
gud nite love
i'll be callin ur fone soon!

pathetic!