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children!

kill without mercy

190:
@na2day
shakes head
^{and mummers its a pity}

_{shakes leg, about to kill his butt}

koolchicco:
Dump her?hmm. . .He had better go and make himself a HOLE on the wall then._{Abi na me e go shag?}

an insecure girl like that is not worth shagging

u are lucky u are fine otherwise i wont save u, but i will save only temporarily

TheSeeker:
Bluespice, let's hear your story

nice, u derail ur own thread with village stories, bravo my friend! bravo!

not saving this chicken

ebila:
As if!

as if wetin na?

Will not save, reason, she is too weak to be among the living

TheSeeker:
Talking about blind men, Stevie Wonder is one of the respected; wouldn't be a bad idea if you're second to him, at least in popularity

i am already above that bench mark

VORTEX:
I dated this girl i met on hi5 3yrs ago.It started as a joke,not untill i found out she became part of my life.We had a little fight about trust and she got upset.The truth is i just cant imagine im living without her.She is my first and only girl but doesnt believe it.The funny thing is since we were i never approached any girl and now i just cant.I cant approach a girl and say hi.Plz yall gotha advice me.I really need your help.

pappy4real:
well bro. i really would have loved to help but im in a very similar situation. i met this angel like person on nl a couple of weeks back. and now im so stuck wiv her i dont know wat life wld be without her.
bro u see. we both need help

have both of u tried Dr Phil online?

@ topic

i will open a business for her, a brothel, it will boost our income level

@ OP

which kin yeye babe u get sef, dumb her, we get plenty for nl for u

@ topic

my dream wedding is, just my bride and me, plus pastor and 2 witness, her dad takes care of the tab

TheSeeker:
We shall soon see

u shall soon see i shall be blinded by love

C2H5OH:
lmao na2day na your girl theseeker yab like this

my girl and i are too busy to notice that looser

TheSeeker:
I warned you not to date that girl. See, now she's making you forget things because she's taken over your mind. The initial agreement was and still remains that you'll go to hell first and make a place for me, if you're stuck there, I will use my persuasive power on God to bring you out Stop dating that girl or you'll even forget your birthday

i rather she steals my heart than i should wander in darkness with u

TheSeeker:
I heard unitee is an uneducated girl from trinidad and tobago, how correct is that? Well, sender was MTN

Please sue me. I'm patiently wa'in. . .

the fact that u are my brother in christ does not mean i cant send u to hell  

190:
@na2morow
u wan start again

may the almighty thunder fire ur black azz!

unitee:
thank you for blessing us @platinum

TheSeeker:
The question was :

What's the chemical equation to represent Oyinda and Na2Day?

What will the result be? What chemical will neutralize you both? What's the resultant chemical equation?

What's oyinda's IUPAC nomenclature?

i hope u know say my woman unitee can read bah?  

C2H5OH:
he for be retarded tv

i will tell your girl you are cheating on her with oyinda

i believe that channel dey too  

TheSeeker:
Fire burn that TV

back to sender  

C2H5OH:
@na2day,

lol, you not included
unitee is waiting for you in the backyard

oh, we are already at the backyard watching u guys on dumb TV

platinumnk:
na lie!!

where is she na?

i am keeping her away from the evil of plat

C2H5OH:
omg get a dark room

some of us here are innocent, right oyin?

right!

platinumnk:
haba wasnt I with you last night

And sorry u hit the wrong opening

theseeker is chasing some yeye girl with crocodile teeth

it is you im dumpin

How does it feel to be gay lover

Im coming out the closet with you o

nope, i was with my sweet heart unitee all day

patwhizkid:
Save. . .even tho' hez a flirt.

have i flirted with u b4?

platinumnk:
yes the same stupidity that fell your mouth on my sausage, baby Im proudly a man now

poor thseeker, and i warned him

nuke his ass!