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qymekkam:
gabry are you nigerian malaysian or something. ur pidgin is good. do u live in naija? married to a nigerian?

she is not nigerian in anyway but she is married to me and i train her well

[quote author=mama-g link=topic=242432.msg4306973#msg4306973 date=1249519678]This dude thinks he is handsome. [/quote]

xqwysyte:
Hungry Looking Dude

@ poster

this is really getting old

@ poster

catch my daughter prostituting? hmmmm, it is better imagined than said

illiterate? who is that? i thot every1 is some kind of illiterate or the other

ladygaga:
I wnda d guys who get married in lag week in nd week out get dia WIVES frm, i bet they drop 4rm heaven!or simply put d gals migrate 4rm d village to lagos, i'm stil wonderin tho', wot a baseless thread!rubbish!

what made u think those guys actually married wives?

Kunbee:
@na2day and Theseeker may the best man win

well there is only one man here, Theseeker happens to be a boy, my junior junior brother sef, so it simply means i win

Kunbee:
No wonder I loff na2day

I know! It is not ur fault, it is just a natural process and I must say u r one lucky beautiful lady

C2H5OH:
lol na2day, thonia will come and kick your ass one of these days.

lucky me i kept my ass at the bank

oge4real:
@na2day,
I am very sorry I will not be held responsible for the outcome of playing poker with your school fees.

I really recommend that you ask for community contribution from your village, maybe the adult education centres will have pity and take you in. Please if they do, make it a point of duty to make them teach you the meaning of the word "research". Then you will use half of the time you are wasting online, to actually benefit your brain.

Maybe, maybe then my friend, you can reach up high to me for further enlightenment.

is that the same education u got from ur nite school in enugu? in that case i will pass. if u are that confident of ur position post the facts here, go on prove me wrong o smart one. akamu like u!

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/weird/odd-news/swimming-pool-got-my-daughter-pregnant-says-mother

http://contraception.about.com/od/contraceptionmyths/p/watersexmyths.htm

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070604210938AA7XItF

charles316:
i know u are one of these sluts in lagos.cheap fool.

charles316:
u need to be fuuccked.i could have volunteered if not for ur rude attitude

dude, it is high time u quit smoking that cheap stuff, u are just embarrassing manhood. why not be like every other normal human being and have fun?

tubabie:
Save

Why not?

better behave ur self now!


@ post

kill him pata pata

sexybabes:
I will never write all this 2 him, its just 2 satisfy a curious poster.

Dear D

I had the most wonderful 2 years of my life with you. You made me happy in a way that I've never thought
I could be with anyone. We were so inlove and made a great couple together. You made me believe that you
would never do anything to hurt me infact u promised that. Even though we were miles apart I still trusted you.

When you cheated on me my world crumbled and I just cudnt understand why. When you denied it even though it
was obvious that made me more angry and hating. I made excuses for u in my mind that maybe u cudnt handle the
distance but still that was no excuse to break my heart.
When I broke up with you I vowed never ever speak to you again or even forgive you for what you did to me.
But now you keep on showing up at my door step and keep on asking for another chance.
I have been keep up a strong image as if I am coping, a "I dont need you" attitude and it worked so far
but now Im tired of pretending but Im still scared if I give another chance you gonna screw up again.
Truth is I still love you and miss you but cud never let u know,


What a relief!!! Lol!!!
Hope poster is happy!

i promise i wont screw it up again, i hereby denounce all other NL babes

ThoniaSlim:
Kiss ma sexy a**. . .cus I stepped up my game baby!     

i am not sure lexi will appreciate u stepping up ur game like that

oge4real:
@ na2day,
I may be able to forgive other posters for their ignorance, but the blatant way in which you have decided to embarrass your self and exaggerate your obvious folly, only leaves a foul taste in the mouth of any right thinking individual.

All you needed to do was to make your research first, before exposing your deficient or utter lack of information. 

Ignorance is like a tumour, only that you have the choice to make it benign( which can be contained), or you can leave to become malignant and metastasize to all parts of your genetic makeup, and hence your entire lineage.

@Boratz,
You are one very lucky person in this thread, to actually know how best to use your brain.
Thank you for proving that not evryone here is ignorant afterall. 

one mugu said to another mugu, u are brilliant dont really mean the mugu is brilliant. why not save us all the trouble and produce ur facts, i am all ears and eyes.


FYI: every single website or blog/forum i have gone to take carried that story is laughing their butts off, example

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090710040523AAyx9c4

TheSeeker:
Yes, so are yours. Ok, come to think of it, we share the word of God everyday, why can't we share her? Hmmm?

no!

stepitup:
Some of them look down on you cuz they've got they've (asians) supposedly got the SMARTS. Nywaz when they first meet you in class they ignore you till you prove yourself or something.

there's this pakistani or indian (dunno she looks confusing  ) girl in my MCAT class right now. when we first started the class she was all snobby, she would ignore me and talk to everyone around me (note: i sit right beside her everyclass), When I talk to her she gives me one answer responses.

See me I dont like stress. I'm friendly but there's so much I can take. so i've been ignoring her too. Recently she's tried talking to me all i do is look at her forehead and go back to what I'm doing.

So this behavior  towards me (from asians in general not all)is not new. when they see I'm black they automatically assume i'm stupid. and it gets even worse when I open my mouth to speak (cuz i have a weird convoluted accent of sorts, not really anything in completion) and they realize I dont even sound american its worse.
until they see me performing in class then they be acting all nice talking about study group abeg please.

(sorry a lil off topic but i needed a place to vent without coming across as racist ---so there!!!!!!!!!!!!)

i hear u sis, i hear. what u say is true but not all of them though, i even had one indian chic who is currently in NJ that was dying for my fine black ass, so there are some that will be different but yes, alot of them like to look down on black folks and a lot of them cheat in class too

u wish

might save her

shade23:
1. When she walks away from you mad
(Follow her)
2. When she stare’s at your mouth
(Kiss her you idiot!)
3. When she pushes you or hit’s you
(Grab her and don’t let go)
4. When she start’s cussing at you
(Don’t cuss back and make her feel worse,
just deal with it for the time being)
5. When she’s quiet
(Ask her whats wrong,
but not a billion times when she says nothing)
6. When she ignores you
(Give her your attention)
7. When she pull’s away
(Pull her back)
8. When you see her at her worst
(Tell her she’s beautiful)
9. When you see her start crying
(Just hold her and don’t say a word)
10. When you see her walking
(Sneak up and hug her waist from behind)
11. When she’s scared
(Protect her)
12. When she lay’s her head on your shoulder
(Tilt her head up and kiss her)
13. When she steal’s your favorite shirt
(Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night)
14. When she tease’s you
(Tease her back and make her laugh)
15. When she doesn’t answer for a long time
(Reassure her that everything is okay)
16. When she look’s at you with doubt
(Back yourself up)

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1. When she walks away from you mad
(Follow her)
Nope, she knows where she left me, she can always retrace her steps


2. When she stare’s at your mouth
(Kiss her you idiot!)
is that one of u girls' stupid "read the signs" bull crap? why dont u stripe when u see that big bulge on my jeans? what clearer sign do u need?


3. When she pushes you or hit’s you
(Grab her and don’t let go)
I will push or hit her back, i read some where in the bible that "an eye for an eye" so i figured out a push for a push


4. When she start’s cussing at you
(Don’t cuss back and make her feel worse,
just deal with it for the time being)
why? bcuz u think girls have the monopoly of the mouth?

5. When she’s quiet
(Ask her whats wrong,
but not a billion times when she says nothing)
she is quiet? i am thanking God, some peace finally


6. When she ignores you
(Give her your attention)
nope, that will be the time to check the girl next door


7. When she pull’s away
(Pull her back)
no thanks, that is just one redundant waste of energy


8. When you see her at her worst
(Tell her she’s beautiful)
heck nah! i was taught to tell the truth


9. When you see her start crying
(Just hold her and don’t say a word)
i promise i wont say a word as long as she is not staining my stuff with her tears


10. When you see her walking
(Sneak up and hug her waist from behind)
what if she knows martial arts and kicks my butt thinking i was an intruder?


11. When she’s scared
(Protect her)
most def as long as it is a spider she is scared of


12. When she lay’s her head on your shoulder
(Tilt her head up and kiss her)
nah, i am not into that spooky stuff like that


13. When she steal’s your favorite shirt
(Let her keep it and sleep! with it for a night)
which shirt, my designer shirt? hell no! sum1's head gonna roll for real


14. When she tease’s you
(Tease her back and make her laugh)
i can do that, if she over does it though na cry get am


15. When she doesn’t answer for a long time
(Reassure her that everything is okay)
no, everything is not ok, next time she tries that stupid stunt i am dumping her sorry azz


16. When she look’s at you with doubt
(Back yourself up)
why? she needs to work on her insecurities

@ post

Dear Ex

u are so ex!

Gabry:
Hey everyone, this is just a general topic so I would appreciate your kind feedbacks.

Being African (or if you not African you could also fully contribute), what do you think about having a relationship with an Asian person? Like what is your perception towards them?

i have a friend married to an asian girl and he is not the only one but such is few and far between and i believe the main reason is the fact that africans and asians hardly crossed paths until most recently and that fusion of cultures is kind'a slow

Jairzinho:
Funtional: Cooks well,manages the home,great with kids,has a job & would score B+ in bed BUT not really beautiful.

Attractive: Not really homely,very attractive,knows how to spend money(latest Louis Vuitton bag,matching make-up with dress,shoe & bag etc) & does miracles in the bedroom.

Faced with this 2 choices for WIFE which would you opt for & why?

can i have it both ways? i mean eat my cake and have it, just the good part

chanadus:
Gone are the days when love has a meaning. times are hard now. everything we think, say or do has financial implications. love is not an exception. afterall, nobody wishes to marry a poor person these days. so how can love still be blind.

what it ever blind?

well love is me

TheSeeker:
Very soon they'll prove to us that if you can perceive the smell of sperm, you'll get pregnant

kill the lion and let her die slowing, feeding her to army ants

toytuns:
U guess that right.

hmmm, i hope someday i will understand that psychology

Kunbee:
@charles i dont blame u na ASUU i find faults in rubbish troll

@Theseeker how na thanks 4 explaining 2 na2day u r 1 in a million

@na2day hey boo nothing went down ooo still got d jitters 4 u and only u

if u say so but i will still keep u on my suspicion list

TheSeeker:
Anytime, anything, any day as long as I'm snatching you from him

u dayz are numbered sir

countrygrl:
THE PSYCHOTICS

huh, that is 90% of Hollywood then

shesi:
na2day

my question to you is this. is there any circumstance under which sperm will survive in a solution other than semen?  

if your answer is yes, which is the correct answer btw, then my follow up question would be do you know the nature of the solution in the swimming pool in which the girl was?

my point is you can't categorically rule the scenario out as impossible especially when we know so little details. or do you know something more about the case?

i believe the guy's reference to the guiness book of records was to make the point that stranger things with far lesser odds have happened.

dude, i know something about pool water and it is not made up of semen, go figure the rest

kill all the dogs and kill her again

shesi:
na2day & route66

don't sound so confident. are you a PhD in human reproduction?

if you are a scientist as you claim then you know that in science, different views and questioning each other is the mechanism of advancement in knowledge.

true only when sum1 produces facts to back their claim rather than referring to the guinness book of records that has nothing to do with the issue. if it was in the guinness book of records, it would have been more like the "pool that impregnated the most girls". 

a sperm can only survive in semen which is an organic fluid containing fructose and various enzymes necessarily to do just that, once introduced to an external force like chlorinated water, there will immediately be, and i repeat an immediate interaction as the acidity level of the water is way higher than the semen which will lead to diffusion and eventually the killing of the spermatozoa within micro seconds. at best the sperm will only have a semi permeable membrane but definitely not an impermeable one therefore his theory doesn't hold water. for those that have a lab to play around in, plz get sum1 to ejaculate into a cup and then gradually introduce the semen to a bowl of water containing salt and observe the sperms through a microscope and tell us what ur observation was. until u provide reasonable facts not myths, i will stick to reason. if u want to get pregnant from a pool, a penis still has to be introduce into a vagina and then and only then is there a possibility of getting pregnant in a chlorinated water.