₦airaland Forum

hotteju:
@na2day
I see that you are already scoping one babe here
but I think she is Yoruba, hope say you go prostrate for ur in-laws sha

which babe? u are my only babe ooo, others are film trick

Adrenaline:
omo i gentle o, na u true, nothin for me, be like say them no meet the criteria wey i list for there, na why dem dey fear, although some suspected scammers dey send me email sha, me i neva blive until i see dem live. . .

P.s Mivoh and I dey get on fine on top yahoo chat and she don talk true say hin no sabi na2day from anywhere. So that na2day monkey shld stop claiming say hin be her brother, bloody joker!

see ur life?

posakosa:
No one said the entire gender was bad. I just stated that I want revenge for what was done to me.

have u taken ur meds today?

tubabie:
Yes, Yes , Yes Save



Erm, erm will say the reason later

i dey watch u oo

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=301479.msg4289454#msg4289454 date=1249284664]umm u proposed to teju not me. remember? plz run along 2 ur wife. i got a sperm bank[/quote]that was a typographical error

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=301479.msg4289410#msg4289410 date=1249283913]says the dog lol

well it's for the child's safety u kno. i don't want him/ her running away to papa 20 yrs later.[/quote]so after all i have sacrificed for u, this is what u are doing to me?

C2H5OH:
you ran out of eggs already.

don't worry about sperm banks.  i do free insemination.  simply contact me for a pleasurable trial.

i bin tink say u dey on my side?  

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=301479.msg4289343#msg4289343 date=1249282347]i'm talking about kids not cats. silly
na2day is already wifed up n i don't really do polygamy.[/quote]what are u a talking abt? me that is already planning our wedding!   poly wetin? na only u i dey marry oo, na only u get my love  

[quote author=~Borat~ link=topic=294928.msg4289314#msg4289314 date=1249281768]Its like arguing with an atheist on issues of God. I'm not wasting one more second of my time on this. Not like i've got spare time. [/quote]--sighs--

C2H5OH:
this is what happens when women start running short of eggs.

rotflmao u too much

sara2007:
Married for 10 years, 3 kids. Hubby is too controlling and petty. I need my own space, i am patiently waiting 4 my last kid to be 9 or 10 so i can move out and get my own place. That will be in 3 to 4 years time

why not tell him now so that he can dump ur sorry ass and save u 3 to 4 yrs of waiting? i am sure he can afford to give u a whole bunch of space while he will spend his time with some better younger looking woman with a lot more common sense

secreyor:
I'm a graduate of elect/elect engineering  from FUTO, presently I work as a systems engineer 4 shell,I'm currently 29yrs.I met my girlfriend at her place of work i.e GT Bank,I was persistent until she finally gave in.We went to so many very expensive places,once I took her too la campaign Tropicana,Obudu,n so on just 4 d weekend and she never complained then. Problems started when i decided to step up my game by buying her a car(which cost me 4.2m)at first she was adamant b4 she finally agreed.but till today she never drives the car and spends so much money on cabs.I didn't talked about that,then I gave her a furnished apartment at Ikeja,where she works but she refused it and told me straight to my face dat i waste so much money on MEANINGLESS things.Now I'm in a crossroad because i already bought her a very expensive ring which she might ask me for the price before she accepts it.I took that advice and started to develop an estate for our future,but she told me again that I'm a horrible businessman.i don't get it,is she allergic to money or is she afraid for me,I'm confused,i need ur help!!!.

i don't think she is allergic 2 money, she is just allergic to stupidity, u shld thank ur stars that u have a girl that is 100 times smarter than u

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=301479.msg4289044#msg4289044 date=1249269434]ur lameness up there now. african ++? what's that? [/quote]extraordinary african, not sumtin u met in ur daily life, a very rare african gem, that's why i have all those white chics, AA chics and Asian chics after me but i am just keeping the prize for my one true African Queen

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=301479.msg4288992#msg4288992 date=1249267603]what does she mean by this? is she saying it's okay for them to "cheat" as long as they come back at night? or what?[/quote]she means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hd-uklv-5g

nex:
Hmmm, country girl. What a stew that'd be.

I could sprinkle in some joy and simmer in togetherness. Anyways, let's get it on.

dude that is some seriously weak line, lucky for u she likes u

Kunbee:
No probs i luv keeping secrets and i love benjyz and u r a christian

what is going on? u r cheating on me behind my back? and who told u i am not a christian, u want me to start blasting tongues for u?

Kunbee:
You have 2 start i'm very shy

hello angel, i saw u from my window and even though it was dark, there was a hallow on ur head so i could see u, i reach my hand just to touch scent and i did and my heart was enlighten, the beauty of ur soul struck me hard causing a deep hole in my heart with no pain so i will just stay on this bed of love praying never to recover  

Kunbee:
Whish stupid miracle mschew rubbish i don dey vex oya apologize now she is not as miraculous as mi

apology accepted  

TheSeeker:
Why are you jealous of the "cowbell" or "fura di nunu" dealer now? Please don't beef her. But, you being so miraculous? I think I'll snatch you from him, you no say I wan dey spend real Benjyz, he's banking on some monopoly shyt. _{Abeg no let am know oooo cuz we be friends and brothers in the Lord Jesus Christ}

ur life is hanging on a very small thread sir!  

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=303834.msg4288990#msg4288990 date=1249267454]again? [/quote]Hi Honey!  

merge:
so Lame lol

how? u never tried african ++ so u dont know the difference. i promise, a trail will convince u


[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=301479.msg4288942#msg4288942 date=1249265345]na2day u disappoint me [/quote]wentin i do?

nex:
@na2day?

I hope you know when you give someone a fake smile, that is not charity.

I'd like you to gimme an example of charity that ain't love so I can be sure you're sure.

ppl give to charitable cause but dont mean they love the ppl that are meant to be affected by that deed. by the way, the lady countrygrl just gave u a good love gesture, be nice enough to accept it, dont leave her hanging

TheSeeker:
Depending on the situation, yeah

the sweet heart on my page is a miracle nau

nex:
@na2day?

Are you sure?

yup!

Kunbee:
Anytime u ready

i don ready oo, fire!

TheSeeker:

Oh boy with that heavy duty on your profile pic, na only your head go big and your mouth go dey pointed.

i see u now believe in miracles

Kunbee:

so when are we starting nau ?

posakosa:
playa playa

abeg no pour sand sand for my garri ooo!

merge:
you are AFRICAN

posing as a white men? or maybe Asian lol

i am african but once u want to choose outside the african community i will offer my otherside which is african ++

@ littleb

i am truly sorry to hear abt ur brother, yes i have lost a few yoruba friends that were not considered true muslims by the northerners but my mind about islam is pretty much set in stone, once bitten twice shy, i ain't playing the fool to them, i may trust them in the time of peace but at the slightest tension i will be well prepared bcuz they can come for my neck, no offense if u are muslim

bawomolo:
ha if only the actions of the adherents were all peaceful.  a few seems like an understatement.

yea, he meant a few hundred million  

posakosa:
I am a man.

Kunbee:
@na2day
wat is dat in ur profile pics chei eru buruku anywayz happy married life

i am rejecting her, it is u i want ooo

javalove:
Hmmm, now i know u are either a skool drop out or u used to cut classes. . .

Islam is a religion pf peace. . .! and I urge u to study it urself not basing islam on the wrong actions of a few.

I know xtianity is a religion of peace. . . thats whyhundreds of thousands of innocents were murdered in churches during the rwandan genocide. . .

And of course, the christian crusades all came without bloodshed. . they were sooo peaceful. . .! olodo oshi

Whether u like it or not, many are embracing it. . . if u need me to buy u a quran, i can do that

u r welcome brother.

i guess u are the school drop out bcuz ur islamic atrocities are going on all over the world, in sudan and other places, how come it is the religion of peace that produce ur kind who will run into buildings and blow it up shouting God is the greatest while God is saying who the heck is that maniac?

as for the chaos u claimed u witness plz give specifics, which one did u witness? say it let me expose ur sorry lying ass. yes u are a gay, how boring can ur life be that u are chasing ppl on YIM trying to get them to talk to u? plz go commit suicide or sumtin and save the world from ur unstable thoughts

posakosa:
Nice boobies she's got there.

i tell ya, e didn't easy, oya bring ur own pic na

posakosa:
who is the babes in ur picture profile ?

my sweet heart

TheSeeker:
Sarkozy needs a Nigerian companion to discuss how to assuage poverty in Africa, can I link you up to him?

plz do, also give me ur account number and routing number to ur bank