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it is very simple, if madam becomes the bread winner, oga just have to learn to tie wrapper

ibkaye:
Lmao, pure genius

thank u darling, it's about time sum1 here recognize my intellect

i'm thinking, i'm thinking,

gabrywyl:
Show him ma red eye

u get red eye? since when?

@ post

ask her whose child she stole

omoyahoo:
Whatz ur id?

decyberworld

omoyahoo:
Yes o, am back.

oya met me on yahoo sharp sharp

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846796#msg3846796 date=1241924289]rotflmao!! you're crazy

Dnt wanna find out? keep missing out on the fun. So we'll shave your head with broken coconut shells and use live crab to cut your nails. so what? what's the big deal? [/quote]awwww, i will still pass though, i rather pick some other chic than u 2

gabrywyl:
na2day, since when Im Nigerian? To me Red eye mneans you got disease. Finito!

my point exactly, it is not easy to be nigerian, infact, very expensive

@ post

wow!

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846771#msg3846771 date=1241923102]He has nothing on you? plzzzzzzzzzz, you know what they say abt wishes [/quote]sidon there, u no hear say Will Smith bin dey ask me how i take fine so, e easy


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846771#msg3846771 date=1241923102]why? wetin me and yme go do to you? [/quote]i am not about to find out, thank u

y me:
cut his head off

back to sender ! ! !


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846696#msg3846696 date=1241920187]You wish I mistook you for Danzel. [/quote]the guy got nothing on me

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846696#msg3846696 date=1241920187]lol, again?
@yme
abi o, then we can use his head to drink sea water [/quote]which wan bi "we" i cant be stuck on an island with both of u, i reject it ooo

@ post

a case of kidnap, possibly interrogation/torture 

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846277#msg3846277 date=1241908698]Nah, I've observed your ashi skills sha

@post
Make a tent out of him. . . .so many flabby flesh, so many things to work with [/quote]u r mistaken me 4 that other guy again

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846245#msg3846245 date=1241908337]you be breeze? egbin

nutshell like yourself [/quote]u neva see my waffi skillz ?

TOYOSI20:
Ehen, both of u should stop using me as cover oo, we all know y'all are into each other,  

dont let her deceive u, u r my one and only, the only mosquito that bit me at night


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3846239#msg3846239 date=1241908289]@na2day?
Keep it flying.
No be only that flag abi?
ashi [/quote]check ur dictionary, ashi na woman, so i hope u r not confessing

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846201#msg3846201 date=1241907885]I'd do sth to make him cry like a sissy.

boo hoo hoo [/quote]breeze dey cry?

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3846218#msg3846218 date=1241908097]@na2day?

na today? As if we don't know that naija men like to play women [/quote]hey, just trying to keep my national flag flying  

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3846121#msg3846121 date=1241907032]@na2day?
See as you dey play three women on one thread?
You wan cause female wahala for hia? [/quote]i guess its the nigerian in me, e easy?  

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=186365.msg3846146#msg3846146 date=1241907283]I'd make use of my taser [/quote]stuck on an island with u, i will cry why me

omoyahoo:
Ok, i dey start with alaba market o.

ur career go end early oooo

cant wait to see this

y me:
if na 2 day, i will make sure he gets the best romance of his life

one big island coming up

jumoke 90:
na2day?

hello sweetie  

y me:
@na2day
will you find me

@topic
a damsel

sure, anything 4 ur wild self  


[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3846038#msg3846038 date=1241906029]@post
What a dreamer.

How many ppl wan marrythis TOYOSI sef? se na the food or her hair? [/quote]take ya time oooo, no pour sand sand 4 my garri ooo  

@ post

my next wife

@ post

LOST ! ! !

y me:
play his hard ball

my hand no dey ooo

omoyahoo:
I nor get gun o. Abi make i use razor blade do pick pocket?

u no need gun, just bi urself, u will make it

gabrywyl:
Your red eye? U got eye disease abi?

u see, u r not nigerian enough, u dont even know what red eye means, what a pity but if u pay me i will teach u

omoyahoo:
Oya go borrow, me sef don borrow. Gosh! No sim card 4 d fone. Wetin i go do?

abi u no sabi thief?

gabrywyl:
yawns. . . . as if you dare

madam, u want me to show u my red eye?

gabrywyl:
Confusionist to moi

ovularia, dont make me come after u ooo