₦airaland Forum

ThiefOfHearts:
when they rape little boys cos of this, vatican and co are so ready to forgive but the fcat that it's an unmarried woman, now it's a problem

that shows that u women are a greater evil

trueluva:
I don't think you can catch yourself before you fall in love. Love just comes again.

story! u havent met me thats why

Freewilly:
I met this priest in a youth seminar just last year, I'm very diserpointed I hope the kick him out of the church

HYPOCRITE! in capital letters

blesseb2k:
Dear Cisco Profs
i need a little assitant from all of you, i manage a network of about 50 computers using a linsys router and an IDirect modem. as u all know the IDirect modem is very sensitive to virus. in order words my network has been attacked by virus i have tried all i can to update and scan all the systems. the way this affects the network is by breaking the connection to the internet, except u restart the modem you will only be able to brouse for like 10 minutes after which the conection just brakes. Mind you i can ping all the DNS but i just cant brouse i called my ISp they told me its a virus Issue., please i need suggestion on how i can get this virus off my network and formating all the systems in the network is not an part of the plan. pleasssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee help.

my recommendation, hire a tech since it is clearly obvious u are not one. this is not an insult but a fact, save urself and the users undue headache.

Dondav:
Forget the movies, forget the words, forget the immaginations;
there is no happy ending with a white lady.

where did u pull that one from, ur azz?

acidrop:
i hear u . . . . na una dig d gold pass

nah, we specialize in burying them only

platinumnk:
ha u want to run 419 with my bank statement abi??!!

u get bank statement?

acidrop:
cal it ajegunle

u don reach AJ city b4? no bi 4 butter ppl ooo



@ sexyLeamon, y me , Amigoz

una bi lesbians? why una dey talk abt wetin una go do to, for "her" when una suppose to bi "her"

acidrop:
dnt let ur concubines hear oooo

con cuk gini? i no even fit spell am. na u bi my one and only, i even get legal papers to prove, no shakins

y me:
@na2day

guy fi-----le jare

why the poster nor go vanish when una don comot from the topic

And where on earth is 190 my loff

poster vanish b4 every1 else oooo

omoyahoo:
yes na true!

no worry i still gather

timmy7:
Mourinho or c.ronaldo be portugese

who dem bi? dem ney dey fear face? na us own pidgin period

na lie i no gree, pidgin comot from benin, the old bendel, warri con wata am with beta spice na who bi portuguese?

omoyahoo:
@ na2day
na true she dey talk o.

true! ! !

acidrop:
leave him he better believe it b4 its 2 late

nothing do u, u r my one and only

loyeruope:
Hello, guys,
This thread is for those that have "tasted" both sides of the coin or those who want to!
As someone who has experienced (or should I say experiencing) both worlds, i can tell you there are appreciable differences between these two creations.
Here are some of them, I will update this list as I remember more or if any question arises 
1. American babes do not have as much breasts as their Naija counterpart, this is a minus.
2. American babes knows how to enjoy sex. They will tell you exactly how they are feeling each step of the way and won't be shy about it. They say things like "Yeah, good, keep doing that, I will soon come! etc" This is a BIG plus.
3. American babes won't ask for your last name or your family history before giving you a good time, that's a good thing.
4. Naija babes are, on average, prettier than Americans.
5. Americans won't call you if you don't call them. They don't disturb and have a high respect for your privacy. They ALWAYS ask before opening my fridge or using my laptop. I particularly love this last point.

DISCLAIMER
Note that I am not saying EVERY, ALL, etc. I am just saying that on the average, based on my own experience (and trust me, I have that  ), this is what I have discovered. I am also not complaining at all, I'm just observing and sharing with my fellow nairalanders what my hands have touched and my eyes have seen so far 

1) false, african american and mexican chics are american too, and dem gather

2) true

3) for the Most part, true but they got a lot of gold diggers too

4) false, a lot of naija babes na WTH

5) half truth, they will call u like hell and ask why u havent called, if u r sleeping with sum1 else, high insecurity but not just going into ur fridge or laptop is highly true


Disclaimer: There are None

stuck on an island, call it hawaii

balleriina:
go and sleep lol

hmmmm, i will say lepa

acidrop:
y u no ask the first person that posted that statement the same question. . . . .na my body u for dey get power

thats bcuz men are not gold diggers, we just bury the gold

suze:
glory chukwu, mbgn 2009

i bow for this pix sha

the Catholic Church should apologize to this man and the entire world of women. how dare they keep such a handsome man to themselves and denying the entire salivating women world this wonder of God's creation,  oga priest, vex go marry jo  

acidrop:
i will like 2 ask d same question for the guys oo, if yes pls state ur name too ooo

why? u bi gold digger ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giJQzqKFxpA

teissys:
I do not understand what the hell is going on here. . .
Which man is a made man? ? ?

reading is a requirement kid

i think the best thing is for us to bring a topic and talk about it, rather than asking for dumps all the time. i have no probs with folks that want the dumps, if i have them i will use them but u get interest killed quickly if this thread all about dumps. just my 2cents

acidrop:
i wonder who i contact d disease from sef. , . . .i talk am that day make u no near me oooo

see as u dey accuse persin wey get nothing but luv 4 u abi u forget say that nite u bin dey with anoda persin b4 u meet me? if no bi say i bin don take anti-swine flu i for get am too

patwhizkid:
Thank you jare. . .i nor go near am again o. Oyibo say prevention is better than cure.

no mind her ooo, she neva talk true

gabrywyl:
But I dont see the objective of doing that naaa. . . I dont do that to my threads ooo. . . I hope you dont do it to your threads as well?

well u are not nigerian thats why u dont know any better. make ur threads and take a hike

gabrywyl:
and the original poster has vanish into thin air. . .

haba girl! u should be used to that by now. it is the trade mark of NL, start a thread when folks show up, take a hike

e bi like say swine flu don catch acidrop, y me and patwhizkid as una dey post the same thing in 3 different ways.

Badriyyah:
Girls look for men on Nairaland?

so u no know b4?

190:
are there even made girls in this LAND
if yes state ur names NOW
then also show ur bank account statment
This is a very serious matter oo

i second the motion

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=262616.msg3817030#msg3817030 date=1241401300]see what I mean?

You men can't be trusted [/quote]haba! why u go yan that kin thing, TRUST is my middle name

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=262616.msg3817014#msg3817014 date=1241400583]na2day?, ashewo ni e.

Ah ahn, is Sisi not enough? [/quote]ta lo je sisi?

acidrop:
who is ur sweet heart. . . . .

u, my one and only, the only garri dat i smoke

acidrop:
is this true confessions

my true confession is the my undying love for u na

yicob:
Na2day, i go crack ur skull o

dem dey crack breeze

yicob:
Abandon ke? God forbid ! U re still ma only Shurry on NL .

acidrop, u see na only on NL u dey important to him, for me on and off NL u are my one and only, the only sugar in my tea, the only puff puff i dey wack, the only poundy wey fit satisfy me

acidrop:
u be suprised @ d result. . , it wont benefit the guys oooo

wassup sweet heart