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[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3845133#msg3845133 date=1241887439]So you've never kissed a Naija girl with your eyes closed before?
You're missing a lot o [/quote]i rather miss a lot than miss a lot if u know what i mean  if we close our eyes, na iya basira level we go enter


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HalwR3HciHw

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3845057#msg3845057 date=1241886199]Confuse you ke? How can I forget you?

Risk? What could we possibly do?[/quote]yes oo, very confused u must have been. as per the risk, kissing a nigerian girl with ur eyes closed increases ur bills, go ask anybody

ibkaye:
LMAO

Truth must be told

ibkaye:
Hostility indeed

yes ooo, good old fashion african hostility

y me:
@na2day
you want make i flog ya

why na? abi u no want me to yan the truth again?

y me:
yeah, him dey give me correct injection now

hin dey inject u while u r online? make una softly softly ooo

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3845043#msg3845043 date=1241885962]hehehehe

I forgot to tell you that I place my mop by your lips while your eyes were still closed [/quote]u mistaken me for the other dude, i dont close my eyes when kissing a nigerian girl, the risk is way too high

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3845029#msg3845029 date=1241885763]Is that why your breath smells like that? [/quote]not really, that happened after i kissed u

y me:
@na2day
i sleep type am

i see, u don call ur doctor?

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3845012#msg3845012 date=1241885559]Says who?

Don't try the fox just cuz she looks like a sheep [/quote]i eat foxes for a living

y me:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[quote author=FL Gators! link=topic=226621.msg3844973#msg3844973 date=1241885100]@na2day?

tani eggshell?

ti n be damage ur two eggs, you go see [/quote]u can't fit!

ibkaye:

i am glad to see that u appreciate our hostility

omoyahoo:
I nor get fone o. U get fone?

no, i fit borrow from my neighbor

tudor:
Why all the imperfections in human nature? Afterall god created us in his own image,right? Therefore means your god is imperfect.QED

u r insane in the membrane! ! !   


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvV-upQVoFs

ibkaye:
i hate all of you.

u are welcome!

gabrywyl:
Timmy, Nahhh I be yo Momma Ngozi.



@Topic, Da dude dey confuse me naaa

ovularia, are u accusing me of sumtin?

[quote author=IGWE_USA link=topic=262616.msg3843479#msg3843479 date=1241853892]U re too much! [/quote]bros, no spoil show ooo

omoyahoo:
Ok, but na wetin be digits nao?

ur fone number, haba, u suppose know say digits na fone number na

platinumnk:
190 I cant believe you.

Honarable Judge Yme, 190 has failed me!

1) A couple of days ago , my messenger screen was open, because my coworker has using my laptop.

2) After explaining this to him, he began to holla at my collegue, in a very flirtaous manner.

Hurt, I refused to answer his texts and pick his calls.

Then he called me a weaking ling in the auto section!

By yesterday I had forgiven him, but I saw on his post that he called Secretz his love.

I cannot tolerate this any longer.

Yes I burned his clothes , but what he did to me emtionally was way worse.

He cannot say I cheated on him, he knew of my other husbands BF and Oxone, and he still insisted on being with me.

He knows I'm busy, trying to provide so he can get his yaris so why is he disgracing me like this, running openly after every skirt on Nairaland!!

I beg, give him his papers to sign I am done cryng and finshed with 190!

PELE! ! !

omoyahoo:
Wetin be digits?

abeg, make u no let ppl hear u ooo

i tried but she threaten me to comot from the profile

platinumnk:
Sigh,  i never thought I would be writing about work here 
Well no bank in the US in 100% stable at this moment, look at our economy! But I do stand by my company, not because I work there (I wont be there much longer) but because I know what is happening behind the scenes, I know whats NOT blasted over the news. Chase is swallowing banks left and right. We took BearStearns, Washinton Mutual, and another bank that I will not name, but check your papers soon. Yet you mention Bank of America, but at the Press Confrence President Obama c[b]ommended JPMorgan Chase NOT Bank of America[/b], bigger does not mean better, its only small small that BOA (Bank America) is larger.  But dont get it twisted, no matter how big you are , if you dont mark your steps carefully, you will fail. And judging how Chase marks it steps, I dont hesiate to reccomend depositing your money there.

ANY Thing ELSE

Yme, when u ready to deposit I'll open a marketing savings  with a CD option, how about it. with this you can live off the intrest collected annually, while letting your money pile up. whaddu say eh?

that was what AIG folks told us too, but see what happen later. anywayz, the only way u can convince me is to have lunch with me and we will discuss in details

timmfikk:
Don't dare say that to ma sista again

wat can u fit does?

kanmyng:
@blesseb2k: i read ur post and i can see u proffer a solution to ur problem ursef. u said its a virus so said by ur ISP so i advice u go for license anti virus

To all CISCO thread members: Pls, let us get this thread right. if am not mistaking, i think this thread is all about sharing ideas and , so let us all get help one another in anyway we can

problem here is, we are not sure it is a virus, it could be a DoS or DDoS, there are way too many possibilities of what could be wrong, so i recommended him getting a tech to take a look at it.

omoyahoo:
Top secret ke! Oya tell me, i nor go tell anybody.

oya, give me ur digits

platinumnk:
@na2day
ull be foolish to do a thing like that oh!
I work at JPMorgan Chase. the 2nd biggest bank in the US behind Bank of America. we even have agents in Nigeria. (thats probally where all ur greedy polticians money goes) my bank won't crash, and we aint take no bailouts. We were actually commended by President Obama.
anything else

obivious u dont read the papers, bank of america too get some shaky legs and they r bigger than ur bank, but thanks for the heads up though, i am sure glad i am not using Chase[size=4pt]*************waiting for that stress test report****************[/size]

y me:
chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,

@na2day
for me to marry you, i need these sacrifice to be made for me to be sure you wont steal my money

1)i need your head in okija shrine

2)i need your kitten,
just those two and am your wife

i thank God for cloning(igbo-make), u can have them

she looks like an empty shell

y me:
@na2day
oya finish that statement, i say make you open your mouth

i reserve my right to remain silent

y me:
@topic
i will find a way to take her home

u don go back to ur lesbianism?

ThiefOfHearts:
or that the Vatican is a huge gay

no bi from my mouth u go hear say Abacha no go school

platinumnk:
Of course! What respecting girl dont got one? and besides I'm a banker, how can I look without my own account

u r a banking? which bank, so i dont put my money in there

y me:
the last time i checked, i think i have fifty two million dollars left in my account

marry me

blesseb2k:
o boy but na wa for you oh i ask for help and and you are insulting me. you think you know so much. your brain must be paining you for saying that, if you dont know what to say y not keep your stupid opinion to your self.
@nateeves we dont need people like @na2day in this forum people who think they know every thing and other therefore others dont have the right to know or ask questions about what is bothering them please if ou can profer solution me please do

dude, reading is a requirement, and if u can read please do read my post again, i clearly stated that it is not an insult. if u manage 50 pcs as u claim on a network with God knows what other nodes or resource on that network but yet ur network is always down after every 10mins it gets up and u will have to restart, then yes u need a tech. i am not saying this bcuz i know, i dont, but the little i know tells me u dont know anything in maintaining a network and i honestly wonder who hired u.

omoyahoo:
@ na2day?
Wetin u gather?

na top secret

y me:
@na2day,
if i mistakenly dey stuck with you for that island, i will finish ya
beating for morning and night b4 i send you on exile

awwww, quit lying, u know if u were stuck on an island with me u be only thinking of