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seyibrown:
Abeg o, if una find any of these people wey get this 'Nigerian Teleportation Technology', tell them say I dey find them. We go make money pass BA, Virgin Atlantic and Transport For London join put o!  

abeg, can i be one of ur board of directors? i am very interested in this biz

do u want me to prove to u otherwise? do u know how many millions of threads on this NL that is sharply against males whether it is their fault or not when it comes to cheating or relationships?  madam, slow ur roll, u just dey do gra gra, if the guy return with hin own thugs and guns and shoot all the girls family wetin u go talk? [size=1pt]by the way, if i cheat it is ur fault ooooo[/size]  

Sisi Jinx:
Puh-leazzzze Gimmes a break!!

If it was the other way around i.e the guy cheating people will be on his wife like white on rice, Pointing their stubby accusatory fingers at her. . .

What did you do? They'll ask.  
A man happy in his marriage will not cheat. They'll all knowingly point out.
You must not be performing your wifely duties very well
And my personal favorite. . . you shouldn't have reported him, you hmuliated him. What you should have done was cook his best meal and then when he gets home, go on your knees, beg him and ask him how you can change . . . that's right, BEG THE GUY WHO CHEATED ON HER TO TELL HER HOW SHE CAN CHANGE!!

Na only thug beat am? He lucky oooh, If I were the papa I'll have him locked up for three days no one will know where he is and have him beaten within an inch of his life. . . . when he finally gets out, it would be with his shoes on his head!!

Why you ask?

Well he must not be performing his husbandly duties very well. . . why else would my innocent baby  daughter (remember I am the daddy) have to seek it somewhere else? If he was gonna be sub par, why did I waste all that money marrying my daughter off to a pansy?!!

I dare say. . . OP should change his name to Lucky Man!!!

sweet heart, where have u been?

Gamine:
Happy Nu Year!!!