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Sisi Jinx:
Which people are holding you? Abi is not you hanging on their trousers like your life depends on it while begging them to let you show your prowess. Please, we sabi people like you!

na bcoz u see say ppl don come gather u don get mouth eh? ok now, i go see u for house

^{*Wipes runny nose with wrapper*}

Thank. . . thank you. Ah! You are so nice, so wonderful, what did I do to deserve such a generous sparring partner. Is it only 18? How about 36? You are getting 36! No! No! No! You can't change my mind on this one, not at all.


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Hehehehe, I am smart oooh! Look How I have him eating out of the palms of my hands! Ahhh, the power of fake tears. . . never underestimate it [/size]

thats y i said it should be on the record bcoz i know say na crocodile tears full ya eye

Lmao! Okay, since you asked so nicely, here it - Si. . . . wait a sec, that's not how it is done!!!

Isn't the guy supposed to dispatch his emissaries to find out more about the girl, then go to her papa's house and declare his intentions? It IS the culture. . . right? Okay then.

Far be it from me to. . . ya know, go against the culture. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/114.gif No Sireee Bob!

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just like i thot, naija babe will qoute culture when it favors her, na 2 day? i don see ya papa, hin give me the green light after i give am kola, one malu and kunu mixed with brukutu, na to put u for "ghana must go" remain

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but seriously, give me ur email and phone #, my email address dey on my profile[/size]

HeatFusion:
Love is a bottle of apple cider. DOn't drink too much of it. cosigned.

true? me i dey on my 10th bottle sha

Sisi Jinx:
If you like say it ten times every ten seconds, that Ovularia name will not stick.

Mango branch? I say bring it on!!!! I am ready for you today

^{*removes head tie and ties it around waist.*}

Shei you think you are stubborn? I will show you stubbornness pass stubbornness!

Haba, how can one group think themselves as alpha and omega? We said it every which way it can be said. . . this culture thing is stunting, every one is overtaking us because they've learnt to think outside the box and do you listen? Noooo, it's even then you tell us to shut up because women aren't allowed to talk in the presence of men except to ask if he wants tuwo or amala. Well I will show today today!!

^{*thumps chest*}

By the time I am done, you wonder why you weren't born a woman but first. . . .
Rotflmao!!!!


I only used big letter because of my twin sister. She's the only one I listen to, so you berra thank your lucky stars for her because I was ready to go -10 on you!!.

na gra gra full ur body, u lucky say i bi gentle man, u for see pepper today  , u better thank all these neighbors wey dey hold me, na one blow seven zuma rock for dey for ur face 

^{* Burst into tears and throws self to the floor*}

Why won;t you listen to me noooooow! It's not fair, you know you are a guy and you get to win many many times when it comes to things like these. Let me win now? Please? Pretty please with cherries on top 

oya, just because u don dey cry and i no want make u wet my new rug i go "allow" u win, but it must be on record say na me just "allow" u win, after all, why i go all u suffer pain now when u get enough pain to suffer for the 18 children wey u go born 


[size=2pt]i harsh ooooo, 18 kaina![/size] 



NB: by the way, report ur email address and phone number to my mail sharp sharp

bluespice:
wats wrong with u guys?
how can i read all that in tiny print?
enlarge i say!!!

i complained the same thing ooo, i had to go buy tri-focal glasses to read these things

Sisi Jinx:
[size=3pt]Grace Ko. . . opposite of grace ni. Seriously, why are you so stubborn? Just admit what I want you to admit and this will all end!! [/size]

[size=3pt]look here ovularia, that "grace" thing was me giving u an olive branch, if u dont take it, next thing na mango branch[/size]

[size=1pt]If blinding you is wrong, I never want to be right. EVAH!! [/size]

[size=2pt]back to sender! ! ![/size]

naaaaaaaaah, been here honey, been combing NL looking for u to no avail. that profile pic of urs is wrong on all levels

Creamish:
here . .n . .there .

wassap? its rily been a while . . .i think u were d one who went AWOL

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL funny enough a girl gave the same story u just gave with a slight variation. una too much

[quote author=chuks@lee link=topic=217332.msg3331935#msg3331935 date=1231790451]Nairalanders easy on this guy, i've heard this kind of story from my aunty.
In this case the okada man was not wearing any helmet but was insisting that the woman he was going to carry where an helmet, unfortunately for him, the woman wore him the helmet and he disappeared to be later found in a cupboard in his apartment and when his name was called repeatedly by his wife, money started to fall from the ceiling. So what the poster is saying could be true.[/quote]

Sisi Jinx:
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[size=3pt]He's stopped listening, He's just stopped listening. Why on earth did God put us in the same realm with these men? How did he expect us to cope with the lot of 'em? So unfair!![/size]

[size=3pt]His grace is sufficient for u, His strength is made perfect in ur weakness [/size]



[size=1pt]by the way, wetin dey worry u, u wan blind my eye wey u dey write so small[/size]

Sisi Jinx:
Ughhhhhhhh!!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/102.gif

better leave some hair on ur head, i dont want a bald woman in my house

Honestly, I want to sqeeeze your neck right now! Why is it so hard for you guys to understand everything isn't about your egos!!!!!!

its a manly thing i dont expect u to understand

But we are the ones who have to look it all day and every day!! DO you guys not get that??!!!

it is what u want to see u will see, so just think positively and u will see something wonderful daily

Obviously not a good worker because the geico cavemen were open to new things!!

What's your excuse?!!

sum1 has to keep history intact

Sisi Jinx:
It's the caveman mentality. . . errrr. . . I mean culture. We are trying to bring them into the light, they stand there talking to the wall (because they can't see beyond their noses) about how they love it there.

It's so sad to watch, I'll tell you that much! https://welovefreebies.com/folders/templates/default/images/smilies/no.gif

[size=2pt]Koolaid is prepackaged sobo, refined and reprocessed. So you darlin' are shacking the original, honest to goodness, grand daddy of the Mack daddies,  straight from the source wishful thinking drink. . . with ice, shaken not stirred.  [/size]

bring us to the light? nice try. is this the same light eve wa trying to bring adam to? i believe in the old saying, fool me once shame on u, fool me twice shame on me, fool me thrice, dunnit! ain't gonna happen.

u guys fooled us once at the garden of eden, so we are careful whenever u girls offer forbidden fruits so we dont get trapped

u fooled us the second time by out-numbering guys in the world population until the chinese go the wind of it(trying to take over the world i see)

now i am holding the fort so that african men are not fooled again(the third time) in the name of culture and i am doing a damn good  

One you are way too stubborn to break out. . .  eventhough you know it does you no good. Seriously, why do you guys cut your noses to spite your face? It's madness, I tells ya!!

did our face complain to u?  

Sisi Jinx:
Cavemanity.

what can i say, i work for geico  

dunnit! u had to say it?

DonPedro 2:
from all I have seen there is no beautiful chicks here.

HeatFusion:
eh ehn. . . .sureeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
[size=4pt]You want H202 to killna2day abi?[/size]
Naija men sha. They dnt know the right way to court their women. oma se https://www.33smiley.com/smiley/emotions/4.gif

i am a sticker for the old time religion



[size=3pt]a man that is not ready to die for what he wants is not a man at all unless H20 get gun, i go dust[/size]

Sisi Jinx:
Impasse again, eh? Seems we can't find our way out of that.

[size=2pt]Nah, you are too much of a koolaid hugger to share with me. So it' all you baby![/size]

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like i said, a vicious circle


[size=3pt]wetin bi koolaid? i never taste am b4 oooo, me na only sobo i dey shack, so it gotta be all u sweet heart[/size]

HELMET palava

[quote author=amebo no.1 link=topic=217332.msg3327913#msg3327913 date=1231699649]i hear am oooo

i forgot to mention one self,this one happend live in satellite town lagos,d okada man was telling the woman to put on d helmet he gave to her,(funny enoff he had none on his own head)so she refused but innocently sha,she was not suspecting anything,so she keot on saying she does not need it,d okada man was still disturbing her whilst driving,so d woman just wore it on his head and was like "abeg take ur helmet ojare,i no one wear wetin go make me suffocate"as d thing touch d man head d man disappear,okada begin move on its own,so d woman was shouting until d okada jam one pavement like that connected to "shell estate" na so people gather d woman could not talk for like 5 minutes,i happend to be there when she was talking and heard it wt my two koro koro ears[/quote]naija! una wan try. is not like i don't believe u ooo, i did my NYSC in ogun and saw enough wonders but why? una no fit spare the rest of the civilized world all these kin stories?


NB: notice how the real helmet is not in use

@ topic

"I'm cool with, you know, females working on my engine. I prefer it actually"

HeatFusion:
Ehrrrm, Sisikill, na wa o

no worry, na practical experiment to prove if the thread is true, so far it is not    i am just holding ground on behalf of all african males without letting the culture of argument favor me 

JJYOU:
you know i love you but this is beyong my pay grade.  it is more complicated than you and michelle think

remember last time i said amen so that church will close? did u stop service? no, u turn around and started second service  

Sisi Jinx:
Rotflmao! Oh you poor dear, you also believe that?!!

A'ight, let me share a secret with you. . . come closer, come on, come on. Okay, that's close enough. . . I SAID that's close enough. Sheesh!

Now where was I? Ah yes, the secret ^{*clears throat*} Swerri, WE LET YOU WIN.

Lmao! Yes we do. . . no seriously, we know how fragile your egos are so we say, oh what the hey. . . let 'em think they are winning. The last this we want is men having a nervous break down en mass. 


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just like we pretend to be really interested with all that boring talk of how u day went, and how u had fun with ur girls at the movies. its a vicious circle



[size=5pt]Okay, someone has been dipping into the wishful thinking koolaid a little too much. . . just sayin'[/size]

[size=3pt]let me guess, that sum1 is u? [/size]  

Sisi Jinx:
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This is another reason women can’t win!

Wasn’t Ovularia the “Die For my husband kind of wife?” Everything he did was right, everyone else is always at fault and she fought for him every single day, for her the earth revolved around her village headmaster husband. . . This is a bad thing now?

Well good thing I am a believer of being anti-Ovularia. . .  at least with this, women can satisfy themselves. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gif

women weren't design to win, i thought u were smart

Oooooh, someone thinks he's got the goods to take care of two women. . . https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/21.gif

huh? i was aiming for 4 dammit ! ! !

blissfullynaughty:
@ Topic,
"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"

Fight Club i believe, i might be wrong

Sisi Jinx:
I aim to please!!
Hey, not everyone can be as obsessed with Butler's abs as ya know. . . 

naturally u, what was i expecting


@ topic

"That's weird; I just wouldn't peg you for mechanical"



[size=3pt]_{sisi jinx na u that quote dey for oooo}[/size]

Sisi Jinx:
What?!! Kini?!! No! No! No! 

Any discussion we have is going to be in public.

Besides, I'm not done teaching a lesson

Did you forget whom you're dealing with here https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/nunchucks.gif

haba! some things are just meant to be in the bedroom, and frankly some of ur lessons i will learn better with a higher level of understanding in that bedroom, so what do u say? 

@ Topic
What is even more irritating about their preference of the culture only because it suits them, is their feigned innocence and hardheadedness.

our feigning innocence and hardheadedness is directly proportional to the fact that we have to deal with u ovularias for the rest of our lives 



[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=200584.msg3324471#msg3324471 date=1231603812]And the toasting saga ya fara

[/quote]hauwa sweetie, how are u doing? u know i am generous, i got enough love for u too, it is big enough for both of u to share 

@ topic

"My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

Sisi Jinx:
300 (I cheated on this one. . . hehehehe)


@ Topic
This isn't flying. This is falling, with style.

boy, am i not surprised! it just takes a woman to ,

Sisi Jinx:
"You can call me Sid, Lord of the Flame!

Ice Age!!

@ Topic

"I'll be here all week. In fact, I'll be here my entire life. 365 days a year, including Christmas, Hannukah, Halloween, Kwanzaa. Please be sure to never spay or neuter your pets, and tip your cabbie, 'cause he's broke."

Marty the Zebra-.-.-.-.Madagascar



@ topic

let us walk that we may cool our tongue

kai mata! that one na private discussion na, haba!

Sisi Jinx:
Rotflmao! How do you want it? https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif