₦airaland Forum

IamD18:
Letting your WIFE know where you are going to is very very important and an act of regard to her. That's what every reasonable husband should do.


But asking for permission from her to go out is an act of nothing but foolishness and stupidity.

collinsuchendu:
From: collinsuchendusblog.com

Internet sensation and the world's richest cat has passed away at the age of 7 after amassing a $100million fortune .

Grumpy Cat, owned by Tabatha Bundesenfrom Morristown, Arizona shot to fame in 2012 in a YouTube video that got 15.7 million views. The cat even earned more than Hollywood stars Nicole Kidman, Cameron Diaz and Matthew McConaughey during her time in the spotlight.

According to Dailymail, the cat named Tardar Sauce was born with dwarfism and an underbite, giving her a disgruntled expression.
Her family took to Instagram this morning to announce the news that she'd died on Tuesday from a urinary tract infection, saying: 'Some days are grumpier than others'.

A statement released by Grumpy Cat's owners read:
‘We are unimaginably heartbroken to announce the loss of our beloved Grumpy Cat.
‘Despite care from top professionals, as well as from her very loving family, Grumpy encountered complications from a recent urinary tract infection that unfortunately became too tough for her to overcome.
‘She passed away peacefully on the morning of Tuesday, May 14, at home in the arms of her mommy, Tabatha.

‘Besides being our baby and a cherished member of the family, Grumpy Cat has helped millions of people smile all around the world – even when times were tough.’ ‘Her spirit will continue to live on through her fans everywhere.’
Heartbroken fans have taken to social media to pay tribute to the much-loved pet online.

Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/05/grumpy-cat-richest-cat-in-world-with.html?m=1

acounter2:
Yoruba people Will Not Kill Us Sha. just realise this of recent thanks to NYSC.

Ogun:- (medicine)

Ogun:- (charm)

Ogun:- (war)

Ogun:- (State)

Ogun:- (god of iron)

Ogun:- (twenty)

Ogun:- (sweat)

Ogun:- (property)

Ogun:- (climb)

Ogun:- (long)

Only one word, 11 meanings!!
*I

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Check yourself into a rehab ASAP

iTearHerToto:
At least Toke's punna isn't tremendously wide for nothing but what of mercy?? She still goes home with nothing. Which ever child she would bear s/he would be so unfortunate to have come to this world via mercy's punna which is a home for unspeakable ailments and uneding misfortunes. I weep for that child in advance. But I still doubt if she would have a child, which is better.

soberdrunk:
When we tell them Dangote is not a "seasoned" entrepreneur, they will say it's "bad belle", "jealousy", they will say "what do you have", "are you rich" but isn't it becoming very obvious that all the sectors of of his business where he doesn't have "government induced monopolistic power" keeps packing up. First it was juice, then noodles, now flour......

id911:
Mr Bullion Van Drug Lord, if you like react from here to Somalia, you won't smell that place in 2023. If they don't present you but mistakenly present Osunbade, PDP doesn't need to campaign in the North. What they will do is to print posters of Pastor Yemi Osunbade preaching in the church and paste it everywhere and also engage media up north to speak in Almajiri language to them that he's a pastor, pronto...he's a gonner.

Your stooge, Femi Gbajabiamila ,will never be elected speaker

AutoJoshNG:
Ignorance, in Law, is not an excuse.

Any motorist that violates any of the road traffic laws is expected to pay the penalties.

On federal roads in Nigeria, there are specific amounts that are paid as fines for the different traffic offences.

These fines and penalties are administered by the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC).

The FRSC is the agency established with a mandate to reduce vehicular accidents on federal roads, educate motorists and pedestrians on traffic laws, clear any form of vehicular obstructions, etc.

The authority of the FRSC is restricted only to Federal roads and highways. That is, inter-state roads or federal government-built bridges or flyovers.

The FRSC has no statutory mandate, or authority, to operate or carry out its functions on State government constructed roads.

Now, here are 38 traffic offences and the fines issued to offenders.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/frsc-Checkpoint.jpg?w=600&ssl=1


1. DANGEROUS DRIVING
Penalty:     50,000



2. VEHICLE LICENCE VIOLATION
Penalty:         3,000



3. USE OF PHONE WHILE DRIVING
Penalty:        4,000


4. EXCESSIVE SMOKE EMISSION
Penalty:         5,000



5. DRIVING WITHOUT SPECIFIED FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Penalty:         3,000



6. DRIVING WITHOUT SEAT BELT
Penalty:         2, 000

 

7. LIGHT/SIGN VIOLATION
Penalty:         2,000



8. ROAD OBSTRUCTION
Penalty:         3,000



9. ROUTE VIOLATION
Penalty:         5,000



10. DRIVING WITHOUT DRIVER’S LICENCE
Penalty:         10,000

 

 11.     FAILURE TO REPORT AN ACCIDENT
Penalty:         20,000



12. DRIVING WITHOUT OR WITH SHATTERED WINDSCREEN
Penalty:        3,000

 

13.  WRONGFUL OVERTAKING
Penalty:         3,000



14. RIDING MOTORCYCLE WITHOUT A CRASH HELMET
Penalty:         2,000

 

15. DRIVING A VEHICLE WITH FORGED DOCUMENTS
Penalty:         20,000

 

16. ROAD MARKING VIOLATION
Penalty:         5,000



17. DRIVING WITH WORN-OUT TYRE OR WITHOUT SPARE TYRE
Penalty:         3,000



18.  OVERLOADING
Penalty:         5,000



19. AUTION SIGN VIOLATION
Penalty:         3,000



20 MEDICAL PERSONNEL OR HOSPITAL REJECTION OF ROAD ACCIDENT VICTIM
Penalty:         50,000



21. SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION
Penalty:         3,000



22. DRIVING UNDER ALCOHOL OR DRUG INFLUENCE
Penalty:         5,000



23.  VEHICLE NUMBER PLATE VIOLATION
Penalty:         3,000



24. CUSTODY FEE
Penalty:         N200 per day after 24 hours

 

25.   DRIVING A COMMERCIAL VEHICLE WITHOUT PASSENGER MANIFEST
Penalty:         10,000



26. UNAUTHORIZED REMOVAL OF OR TAMPERING WITH ROAD SIGNS
Penalty:         5,000

 

27. DO NOT MOVE VIOLATION
Penalty:         2,000

 

28. INADEQUATE CONSTRUCTION WARNING
Penalty:         50,000



29. DRIVING A VEHICLE WHILE UNDER 18 YEARS
Penalty:         2,000

 

30. CONSTRUCTION AREA SPEED LIMIT VIOLATION
Penalty:         3,000

 

31. FAILURE TO MOVE OVER
Penalty:         3,000

 

32. FAILURE TO COVER UNSTABLE MATERIALS
Penalty:         5,000

 

33.    ATTEMPTING TO CORRUPT MARSHAL
Penalty:         10,000

 

34. FAILURE TO FIX RED FLAG ON PROJECTED LOAD
Penalty:         3,000

 

 35.  ASSAULTING MARSHAL ON DUTY

Penalty:         10,000

 

 36.   OBSTRUCTING MARSHAL ON DUTY

Penalty:         2,000

 

 37.     MECHANICALLY DEFICIENT VEHICLE

Penalty:         5,000

 

 38.  FAILURE TO INSTALL SPEED LIMITING DEVICE
Penalty:         3,000



 Note: ALL Fines are paid into the Federal Government Revenue Account in any of the commercial Banks or online using “Remita” platform accessible through www.remita.net.

On the remita.net website, select “Pay FG Agency; Select FRSC under MDAs; select “Offences” to pay for fines. Complete the other mandatory fields as applicable.

Bring the teller/printout to the FRSC office where the booking was made.



Source:

https://autojosh.com/break-any-traffic-law-in-nigeria-see-the-fines-you-will-pay-frsc/

united442:
OP am 2billion% sure you never run any test, but if actually you did,then the person who did the test for you is a complete quack!

that is toilet infection..it can also be called scabies or commonly also known as "junk itch"(google more about)...

its as a result of not;
cleaning or washing you yanch properly after toilet
sweat generated from or in those conners of ur balls,
wearing one particular boxer over and over again,
using dirty hands to scratch those conner of your balls

solution? go to any pharmacy and ask for kentoconezole(wrong spelling though), either the tablet or tube cream or ask for visita or skinny anti fungal and bacterial cream..

apply is at night before sleeping (best),cause the itch may increase at first use..

and I TAKE GOD BEG YOU, BAFF B4 YOU USE AM...

ijustdey:
“In his evidence-In-Chief, the Respondent explained that the gifts were made at a time of the marriage ceremony of his first daughter, Oremini Nkanu Onnoghen who got married sometime in 2015. It was not solicited and remains a part and parcel of the customs and traditions of the people. His Lordship tendered a copy of the wedding invitation which was admitted in evidence without objection by the petitioner as Exhibit R9.

Oga, abeg Park well



http://saharareporters.com/2019/04/04/onnoghen-monies-i-received-were-gifts-my-daughters-wedding-not-bribe

nairafame:
Nigerian Man Left Amazed and Speechless After Spotting Hardworking Lady in Lokoja Kogi state who Fetches over 500 buckets of River Sand daily which she then sells and it's then Used In the Construction Of Houses!!!.

Watch video below


Source: https://www.nairafame.com/2019/03/workaholic-nigerian-lady-that-supply.html

BOOOMNAIJA:
ONE THING I'VE NOTICED IS THAT ALL THESE AGBERO GUYS WEY DEY BEG MONEY UPANDAN DEY ACTUALLY SHAG REALLY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.....ONE MORE REASON WHY I WILL ALWAYS REMAIN A MISOGYNIST....LADIES ARE POO AND WORTHLESS.

Omololu001:
The girl is so foolish, in a sane country she can even be sued

Hofbrauhaus:
Lol. This one we are now dragging who the real hero is....it's okay

Truthbites:
I thought Charlie boy was for the masses. Who come be mumu now..? He didn't deny not collecting money. Sell outs everywhere. No dignity, no values

Singing 'all I wanna say is that they don't really care about us'...drops mic

iammo:



When you were sharing dollars in dubai and calling it dubai strategy, you completly forgot charly man. Now that festus the philantropist decided to "help" charly man's mumudondo "charity" you are complaining... you dont want charly man to chop again because of a 1990s song... haba, reno omokirikiri fear God ooo, even oby ezekwesile cashed out...

While EFCC are chasing youngmen this old men are bombing twitter and collecting wire steady

In this Nigeria if you dont use your head, someone will use it for you.

ayobamiakinrind:
How convenient can it be that his wife decided to marry another man for passport's sake? What would the passport fetch her? Is her husband here not richer than that dumb-looking phool? Are you not seeing how the guy was edited to be on that seat? Check his left leg trousers, are you not seeing the edges cut?

KingAzubuike:
It shall not be well with Buhari. He hasn't even fully started his second tenure officially and people are already dying like fowls..

nelsonoba:
Inside your mind, you feel like you have hit a jackpot with this your story, but what you don't know is that you are a bloody hypocrite!

A man committed a sin, and then openly confessed the sin, yet you want to still crucify him?? How many sins have you committed that God has crucified you for after you confessed?? And you have the mind to want to cast the first stone, as if you have no sin. May God have mercy on your soul!

Even any sensible man who listened to the story will know that the only mistake the man made was that he didn't divorce his wife when he realised she had been cheating on him and had a child for another man while still married to him. The bible gives ground for divorce under those circumstances, but he decided to keep the marriage and ended up dating another woman before divorcing his wife. Otherwise, this man did not originally set out to pursue another woman for no just cause. Secondly, why would his wife decide to go and live in another country away from her husband for many years and leave him alone here in Nigeria?? You won't put yourself in the man's shoes and ask yourself if you wouldn't have done worse if you were in his shoes, but you are so quick to rush in here to bash him for a sin he has confessed and repented of. Let us see how you will make it to heaven if you don't forgive other people their sins as God forgives you your own when you fall

siraj1402:
I am still expecting all the likes and shares with online voting for Atiku to be counted.
There are some people, when they support you, you are a failure.
1.FFK
2.IPOB
3.Fayose
4.Afenifebi
Remember Jonathan in 2015.

DWJOBScom:
Oyo people should give a younger person a chance and let these old men retire in peace