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Romance / If U Where In D Driver's Shoe? by Nadoson: 5:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
A driver narated his story of a gal dat interd his taxi in PH. Acordin 2 him, Dis his story dat a guy mistekinly diled a gal's numba whom resides in lagos nd he woz supriz 2 hear unfamilear female voice, den afta d (im sory its a wrong numba) d gal persisted in knwin d caller being a man dough dat dey finaly became friends but havn't seen facialy Until weeks passed, he invited ha over 2 PH 4rm Lagos, he sent ha direction 2 wia he is stayin in PH as he told ha, wen d gal arived in PH she cald d guy & he told ha 2 hire a taxi dat he wil pay 4 d services while d gal waz left wit #300 only. In summary, she waz supriz & stranded 2 c ha man as a 19years old apprentice boy in 1 of d mechanic garages in d PH town. So d driver forcfuly took ha phon & d #300 left on ha & som ppl wia calin him a wiked man.
so if u wia d driver, would u hv don d same?
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Caught Me With Another Girl In An Hotel... by Nadoson: 4:21pm On Aug 31, 2012
To poster,
Caught & saw are diffrent things, Dat she saw u wit a girl shudn't bother u at all, do u knw dat u can transact busines in a hotel or visit a friend in hotel in company of opposit sex? She is d girl & ur d man. One igbo adages says dat if a man catches his wife in action or wife catches d husband in d act, dat girl must b d 1 2 go not d man. So let ha chooz either 2 stay or 2 leave.
Jokes Etc / What Type Of Food? by Nadoson: 3:40pm On Aug 31, 2012
Pls my fellow NL's If we use spoon 2 eat rice,
wash our hands b4 eatn garri,
use fork 2 eat yam, indomie & meat.
Den What type of food do we UnCloth b4 eating?
Nairaland / General / If U Were The Driver? by Nadoson: 11:56pm On Aug 03, 2012
A driver was telin us a story of a gal dat interd his taxi 2day, from his story a guy mistakinly calld d girl's numba whom is staying @ lagos, afta d (im sorry is a wrong numb) d gal persited in knowing d guy, leta they bcame frnds bt hvn't seen each oda facialy. Afta some wiks, d guy invitd her over 2 port harcourt where he is stayin as he told her, he gave her directions 4rm lagos 2 PH. Wen d gal reachd PH she den cald d guy & d guy told her 2 hire a taxi dat he'l pay 4 d services by den d gal was left wit only #300 on her. In sumary, d gal waz leta disapointed wen she saw dat her man woz an apprentice BOY OF 19 YEARS OLD in one of d mechanics garage.
D gal cried nd d driver forcfuly collectd d remenant # on her and her phone 2 whil sympertizers came begin d driver. So NLs if u were d driver what would u do?
Health / Re: Woman Delivers Monkey-Like Baby In Otukpo by Nadoson: 8:06am On Aug 03, 2012
Imagn a hunter givn birth up to 9 chidren nd yet stl havin sex 2 produce mor, whil doz dat ar finacial ok in dis hardnd Nigeria ar findin it dificut 2 train up dia 3 children, anyway ,may b he hvn't heard dat TRUCK DRIVING ar nw jobs 4 GRADUATES hia in Nigeria..
Pls mr hunter contnue producn @ least u'l hv ur own nation wit diffrnt species.
Career / Re: Sleep With My Boss Or My Resignation? by Nadoson: 11:51pm On Jul 27, 2012
Helo NLs, i tink d posta says slipin wit d boss or resign. not d MAN as a subject, Y must it b directed 2 1 directon only (MALE BOSS)? i blv female bosses uz 2 ask 4 it 4rm d opozit sex. So Pls we shud stop sayin HIM, HIM also say HER as a boss. Aftarl, wetin de sweet d MALE dey sweet d FEMALE.
Romance / Re: Where Did U Meet Ur Bf/gf by Nadoson: 11:49pm On Jul 26, 2012
Patesy. Ashi joint na
* Akwara hous
*Mony 4 hand, bak 4 groun gals.
*in shot na ASHAWO

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Romance / Re: Where Did U Meet Ur Bf/gf by Nadoson: 6:36pm On Jul 26, 2012
Moonlight play nd did som funy tins nd u knw wot im tokin of.
Career / Re: HND Holders: How Late Is Too Late For A BSc? by Nadoson: 8:13am On Jul 26, 2012
Mr X-fire. Ur talkin as if ur in dispute wit HND grads. Let me educate u smal, graduaitn 4rm a uni doznt min dat ur good. Do u knw dat educationl system in Poly is mor stressful & ellaborated 2 versitys?. 4 instanc, year 1 & 2 stdnts of uni uz 2 do secondary schl courses yl Poly wil introduc u 2 a new & advanc cours durin ur year 1.
*Anoda, wen i woz in CAD & CAM / ROBOTICS LAB in a poly, cud u blv dat d lectura who also uz 2 teach in 1 of d versitys says he mentiond of CNC MACHINE in d versity engineern depatmt & no 1 undstds wot he meant by CNC.
X-fire, do u tink dt u cn stand or compete a poly grad. Evin in ur field? NO, Dia r brighta 1ns in both institutn & rmba dat CERTIFICATE is odnary paper 2 compare 2 wot u cn do 2 b creative or inovative.
* Anoda zmpl, wen i woz on (IT) @ 7up comp. in dia engrin dpmt, i wokd wit ol d machines witout a supevisor bt cud u blv dt a guy 4rm versity den 4rm d same field cud nt defend himsef as an engnr & waz snt away cos of his lack of skills. So my broda dnt discriminate rada try 2 knw wot ur bin traind 4. Dnt take it dat i stopd as a HND hoda.
Romance / Re: Please Help: Can I Still Marry Her? by Nadoson: 3:29pm On Jul 16, 2012
Mr poster, 4rm wot u posted, ur life rimens one bar 2 finish, c u c grave. Remba dat chamelion can neva change its magestic mowement no mata wot hapuns, so run 4 ur dear lif cos dis 1 na jezebel.
Romance / Re: A Married Woman's Confession: I Thought I Was Deceiving My Husband by Nadoson: 12:38pm On Jul 10, 2012
I must tel u, i cn't condone dis evin if i do, dia must b a spillage 1 day.
2 u mrs WIFE, u shud b givin dis man wotva he nided any day any second includin kilin of goat 4 him daily cos 93% of men cant. U shud b prayn 2 God 4 him cos wit dis kind of man, ur RICHA dan Dangote. Luky u
Romance / Re: Is It Good To Let Her Know by Nadoson: 11:32am On Jul 09, 2012
I had one Angel(my gf) who luvs me wit ha whol HEARTH , i luvd ha wit passon but i ddnt show it 2 ha tinkn dt she wud uz it agenst me, but i regretd it leta wen she told me i neva luvd ha afta she mared 2 anoda man.
Anyway It is a 2 wayz trafic, som gals wil uz dt opotunty 2 toy wit u sayin dat u luv ha 2 mch dt u cnt afod 2 loose ha nomata wot yhl odas wil b submisiv 2 u sayin dt dey r lucky 2 c who rily ha. So i tink is good 2 let ha knw cos im contributn wit xpernc.
Romance / Re: "My Boyfriend Beats Me Always But I Love Him" by Nadoson: 11:00am On Jul 09, 2012
One adage saz dat d chick dat steped on by its moda(hen) dnt get hurt or dies so..........
Nairaland / General / Did She make #190 Dat Day? by Nadoson: 10:02am On Jul 09, 2012
Nairalandas, i knw dis shudnt discos hia bt pls mek una chuk mout.
A gal of 23yrs spent an hour in cutin & preparin vegitable 2 sell, she trekd 2 d maket caryin d vegitable on her head unda a hevy sun 2 sell &it took ha 2 hours 2 sell ha vegtabl & woz sold @#190, due 2 d fact dat d she woz tired 2 trek bak home den she bourd a bike & paid #200 2 d bik man. Finaly she woz prezin God dat she made #190 dat day. So d question is did she made #190 dat day.?
Family / Did She Rily Make It.? by Nadoson: 12:35pm On Jul 08, 2012
A young girl of 23 spent up 2 an hour in cutting & preparing vegetable 2 sell, she carried it on her head under d sun 2 d market, den she spent 2 hours in d maket & leta sold it @ #190 and was tired 2 trek bak hom den she desded 2 pik a bike wich she did & payd #200 2 d bike man.
Finally she woz very happy dat she made #190 dat day tanking God 4 d day. So my qustion is, did she rily made #190.?
Romance / Re: Give Me Your Body Or I Marry Your Neighbor! by Nadoson: 6:42pm On Jul 07, 2012
Cant u rily c d hand writing on d wall dat d guy is mch in luv wit vry tin in scate. So let d 20yr old baby stop woryn ha sef ova notin & concntret wit ha studyz aftarol wot doz she knw abt mareg nw. Evn dat neboug of ha's mst regret it d mor.
Romance / Re: Please Help Me Out On This Matter by Nadoson: 6:02pm On Jul 07, 2012
Searchin 4 him is lik searchn a soluble substaece in d water so quit sachn, bt as 4 d gal, been prgnt is nt d prblm but her medicl repot if she'v nt contatd any deasiz of any kind so let ha visit ha doctor 4 medicl chekup b4 tokin of weda 2 kip d baby or not.
As 4 me let ha kip d baby cos he/she may b d leader of 2moro.
Romance / Re: D Girl I Luv Wit My Heart. by Nadoson: 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2012
Mynd_44. Tnx 4 ur gud knwleg & undstndn.
Romance / Re: Would You Date A Broke Man? by Nadoson: 4:52pm On Jul 07, 2012
Wot of if u rily luv him(mr A) wit all ur heart & reject him 4 anoda man(mr B) u tink dat is beta of him finacialy 2day & 2moro he(mr A) bcoms RICH, & d man(mr B) bcom bankdrupt, wud u lik 2 go bak 2 (mr A) 2 apologiz cos he is no longa broke?
Romance / D Girl I Luv Wit My Heart. by Nadoson: 4:26pm On Jul 07, 2012
Their is this girl i so much luv wit passion & intends 2 mary her, her parants & her siblins liks me wela evin my own family liks her 2 but d problem is she dosn't call me 4rm tim 2 tim 2 knw hw im doin unles i call her, wit dat wenva i tink of letin her off my mind by tryin 2 delete her 4rm my heart, but her moda, her sista nd my own family always call me bak 2wards her.
so i dnt knw if she wud lik me as a husband. Pls advic me.
Science/Technology / Re: Wind Turbine Construction With Pics by Nadoson: 4:21pm On Jul 03, 2012
Im hapy dat nigeria is growin technocaly 2ru nigarian engineering graduates. I graduated as a fully practical Mechanical engineer. My 1st project was AUTOMATED HYDRAULIC JACK & my 2nd in group was COMPUTERISED HEAT TREATMENT FURNACE.
But i was d 1 designed & fabricated d mechanical aspect of d 2nd project. Pls if u need help on mechanical ,den i would lik 2 b of help tnx. 08039300363 or nadolink@yahoo.com Goodluck. May God help u 2 finish wot u stated.
Career / Re: Would The University You Attend Determine Job Opportunities? by Nadoson: 1:12pm On Jun 29, 2012
2 my own view, i wud grade it dis way.
*BABCOCK & Convenant graduats =8% sum firm r afred of dem cos of hi pay. Bt i wunt blem dem, dia skul fees is hi
*Oda skuls =2%
*Ur course of stdy =2%
*Ur skills or job experience =14% &
*(WUK) who u know= 74%.
So my felow naijas, mek we pray 4 nigerians cos dia is problm hia, upon dat thousands of us r graduatin evry year 4rm diffnt skuls n diffrt couses bt no job in dis big country naija.
Career / Re: Chemical Engineering Versus Mechanical Engineering Forum by Nadoson: 9:22am On Jun 27, 2012
MY FELOW ENGINEERS, all engineern cadre r unda or catgorizd unda one umbrela. But dey linkd 2 each oda lik a chain. 4 instanc,
Chemical engineering is becoming vast dis days cos tins are bin converted into anoda tin wit d help of chemicals and done by d chemical engineers. But
Mechanical engnr is d moda of all engineering cos evry instrument or material used in evry oda engnrn cadre woz designd & done by Mechanical engineers & no oda cadre in enginering can do witout mechanical. Though dat mechanical is vry close 2 Electrical engineering but mechanical can play witut electrical whil Electrical can't play witut mechchanical lik wiz odaz in engineern cadre.
Mechanical engineer can work in evry organzatn in d whol wold wyil chemical engineern can not.

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Romance / Re: I Impregnated Our Maid Because My Banker Wife Was Never Around. by Nadoson: 7:04am On Jun 25, 2012
Evry body r corect wit there ways of ideas but one thing is sure.!
*Divorc may nt b d best uption cos dia r many singl ladies out dia lukin 4 husbnd 2 tok of 2nd hand as a wife.
*Sendin d maid pakin may nt b option cos a Dog is Dog no mata wot, do u blv dt d man cn stl go out 2 luk 4 ha 2 contuniue 4rm wia he stopd if his woman is nt dia.
*d Banker tekin in d child might bring a vry big problem in future if d child hapuns 2 b a boy cos he wud b termd as d first SON in d family wch d banka might nt lik 2 hear or 2 tok of admitin it.
To me, i blv dt both of dem made a mistake & wich can neva b reversd & it is 80% cloz for one 2 fall victim 2 wen temtetion coms. So We shud advice ha 2 call ha husband & tok 2 him as wif on hw 2 resolv d isue b/w demsefs.
Career / Re: HND Holders: How Late Is Too Late For A BSc? by Nadoson: 7:17pm On Jun 22, 2012
T22, try 2 undstnd me, i dint say dt d guy shud stop huntin, i was tryin 2 emphasis dt 72% of implymnt nw in niga is WHOM U KNW. nt by cert.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Are Girls Really Good At? by Nadoson: 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2012
*gud in microscoping men's pocket
*Dey r gud in separating ha qusband family.
*gud in gossipin
*gud in eating in difrnts fast food.
*wickednes & mean is dias.
*betraying
*putrng enemity b/w frnds
*but some r gud in tekin kia of d family BUT DEY R IMPORTANT IN A COMPLETE FAMILY.
*
Career / Re: HND Holders: How Late Is Too Late For A BSc? by Nadoson: 4:04pm On Jun 21, 2012
Guys mek una relax, B.SC & HND r just ordinary paper in Nigeria, Blv me dat job hear in Niger is not given by ur certificate rather by whom u know. K hia dis, we wear told a story in Rivers state NYSC oriantaion camp about (1) a guy who wrote/interview in a particular organizatn nd came 1st but do u blv dat d manager told him face2face dat he is sory, dat he kept d job 4 his under-graduate son nd he left disaptdly
(2) Anoda OND holder in accountant applyd 4 a job while d job oppotunity was 4 B.SC & HND holders in Engineering. But do u blv dat afta evry tin, d job was given 2 d guy wit OND cos he had up to 21 skills in difrnt areas.
So my felow Nigas. Try 2 b creative cos some of well knwn pipl in Niga r SELF EMPLOYED witout certificate of any kind. (nadolink@yahoo.com)
Science/Technology / Re: The First Invention In Nigeria Could Take Place In Aba. by Nadoson: 2:54pm On Jun 21, 2012
ABA Was d first town 2 reproduce TRI-CYCLE (kekenapep) wit a motor cycle after motor cycle was band in Aba.
Blv it or dnt. Aba remains d CHINA in africa. Im a 2ru born of Aba & i can tel u dat Aba is good in producing nd inventing, k chek out below.
* Ariaria market, dey produce wel.
* Asa nnentu(flyover) reproducing of motor parts.
* Jubilee, producion of some motor cycle nd tri -cycle(kekenapep) parts
* Go to YORK in ABA, u'l c all type huma beign wit diff xter.
Bt my question is Y ABA STIL LACKING D FACE OF GOVNMENT.

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