₦airaland Forum

wetin pain me pass be say, the guy put A.C to dey cool the money. wTf

she is a born cheat. else she wouldn't have bothered if the husband placed a magun on her or not. but because the spirit of cheating is in built, she just had to test it

All I can say is very very not too looking lady and all her touche did not help a bit

ayodijex:
You know nothing about this, so it's better not to meddle. Durchess and other people that registered 5k and 10k pls come and tell them why you've not been paid..

ogbeni, I know what I am saying. I have people who have been confirmed for over a month and are yet to be paired so they can be paid. so when I talk I know what I say

ethene:
18-6=12. it's just 12 days and u came here to complain. The system says 7-21 days. this is exactly why mmm crashed, u come here to create unnecessary panic. Na real wa for Nigerians.

Durchess:
Did 5k package since 18Jan and dis is 18Feb still no show.

So what do u have to say about Durchess own since U, ethene have termed people noise makers. A month and nothing yet but they said 21 days abi

what really caught my attention is this ", however, said, two ladies who just finished serving the NYSC and searching for jobs, were not that lucky, as they could not pick anything from their rooms, save for theirnight gowns. “They could not pick anything from their rooms”.
what the furk are these girls doing in a hotel room. chai! 9ja which way. . .

maxzzo1:
What proof do want is Amechi d current governor Why is he der

If I should follow ur myopic line of thinking, Wike who is the Governor, why is he not there?
Dan banza kewai!

ipobarecriminals:
so every tone skin/beautiful lady be Ashawo? so if she open yakata for u,u won't explore abi?

he would explore, but not marry her cos that what I would do . . .

Happy birthday snake in a human shadow. keep your snake face to yourself we no wan see am. snakey man!

hehehe! i laff in Japanese. People have been on awaiting to be merged for over one week now

I hereby want to draw the attention of nairalanders to a new trending ponzi scheme nairacash.org, which boasts of paying its members within 7 days. Numerous complains about not payed, and allegedly waiting to be merged, yet not being merged past the 7 days have graced the web. Thus, i urge all to be careful to avoid stories that touch as they do not even have any contact or form of communication.
Thank you

So all these pics are to advertise for next years Val. Goodluck oooo

Them carry Teddy Bear give oldman like small pikin

Some funky mods just moved the topic to front page without verifying if these are Immigration or Custom officials.
Its the Nigeria Custom Service (NCS) yo

I really don't know the right section to post this, but am posting anyway. I logged into nairaland o see a certain adcdonor.com( a peer to peer site, just like mmm and other ponzi) being advertised. Is this right?

ipobarecriminals:
I don't believe Alomo intoxicated the woman to the state of stupor(u drunkard/fan can help)The randy goat Garuba probably poison the drink to perpetuate his evil act.Here is my judgement. *cough with stern face* cut the bastard 3 leg,

Alomo might have intoxicated the woman to a state of stupor. It could have happened based on the mood, or state of mind of the woman at that particular time. Talking from experience

ademoladeji:
I believe you have an elderly person in your family even if you've lost your father.

Wish for others what you want others to wish for you.


Fayose, you've spoken well

Ogbeni, leave that thong jare. If my father as much as brings so much pain and suffering to the people, i will personally murder him straight up . . .

maybe in the spirit world, because we here have a different opinion. . .

I can clearly see bottles of beer (Castle) on the table. No wonder. . .

mradjoy:
Why do we enjoy calling this guy Illiterate?

I hate it each time someone call a fellow human being illiterate simply just because he dropped out of school.

So many school dropouts are making waves everywhere in their chosen fields, don't even bother to ask for examples because the search engines are there to give answers to that.

Really angry at this man tonight ah ahn!

mtcheeew.

Are you an illiterate?

Atmmachine:

Some people are just sick

Why would a grown ass man look at the picture of this little kid and have sexual feelings for her ??

*Spits

I hate pedophiles with passion

*Spits again

Chairman, forget that thing, take a closer look at those things; a little kid should not have all body outlines. check the head to see, check the contours, should that be the bust of a 17 year old? Hell 2 d NO!
But i will pass, cause she is still less than 18(legal age) but not everyone has sense. . .

repogirl:
well, it's all done and no use crying over spilt milk but na you f'u'ck up sha, Ezinne. Still, you are brave to have kept the pregnancy, that says a lot about the type of person you are.

It says nothing about the kind of person she is other than a big time hoe. If she is the kind of person she wants us to think she is, she would never have premarital sex in the first place.

All these prostitutes will not let someone hear word again. Shameless women everywhere, you allowed a man impregnate you without paying your bride price. I blame all the ediots who have pity on her, and some stupid nairaland girls who are showing solidarity, calling the guy names, when they were furking themselves did she tell us. Stupid Ashis all around

This guy should just keep quiet and not talk until everything is over. He wanted to start a protest when he knows the kind of things that happened in this country. He should not have started it at all, he should just spare us any explanation cause we don't need it.

HELL to the furking NO! OP this ur question sef dey make me vex for you. If it were to be just one kid, then my opinion would have differed. But two kids, from two different men, that LADY must be silly as furk. That means she ain't careful, a cheerful giver, and not someone to possibly swife. My opinion though.
N.B you may wanna add to the list so there would be a total number of three fatherless kids . . .

nmreports:
Lol.
MMM is dead now.
The story should have stopped by now.
Everyone should count their losses.

There are other ones in town now. You can proceed to use them if you dont have ears. I hope you have ears anyway.

u dey mind them, and some of them will come here and be claiming to have gotten help and/or provided help

Rapmoney:
Logically, it is a fallacy to target someone's private or family life when trying to argue a point!

Whether he got gifts from past or present government is irrelevant here. He didn't force anyone to shower him with gifts; he is a celeb.

Many Nigerians know how to sway a lot.

Using bail-out funds as a basis for measuring the achievements of Mr Buhari's government is pure rubbish!!!

He got gift from corrupt politicians. So you mean Tuface does not know how to say NO! must he collect every gift presented to him? Why did he not tell the Governor that instead of gifting me a car worth this amount, use the money and help the less privileged. . .

Bobbyunitedfc:
REPORTING FROM ALAUSA PASSPORT OFFICE LAGOS

INITIALLY PAID FOR 32 BUT ADDED 8K EXTRA CAUSE I WAS TOLD 32 PAGES BOOKLETS NOT AVAILABLE TILL MARCH,DID ALL THE PROCESSING ON THE 28TH GOT CAPTURED TODAY 30TH,ON THE FORM PRINTED OUT I SAW COLLECTION DATE 02/02/2017 AND VERY SURE THAT WONT WORK CAUSE NA NAIJA WE DEY..... IN 2WEEKS TIME MY PASSPORT SHOULD BE READY BY THEN...I PAID A TOTAL OF 38K FOR ALL INCLUDING STATE OF ORIGIN ,AGE AFFIDAVIT AND GUARANTORS FORM......A VERY GOOD BARGAIN I MUST SAY.....

NOW WAITING PATIENTLY AND PRAYING GOOD LUCK SHINES ON ME I GET IT BEFORE FEBRUARY 7...PLEASE HOW DO I KNOW WHEN ITS READY,WILL I GET A TEXT MESSAGE OR EMAIL NOTIFICATION?

when the collection date is due, just go back to the passport office, issuance section and tell them you want to check if your passport has been produced. no text or email

This one is a big shit i think might just get me carried away. Am attracted in a very special way to this woman(she is married) has a baby boy for the hubby, she is really into me, but i don't know if towing the line of a married woman is advisable? One fay i sent her a text "how are you doing sweetheart, don't know why you hate me this much, but just know that you are always on my mind. She now replied "Haba! anyone who said i hate you is a liar,wished she met me before she got married".
if i don't call her within two days, she will buzz my phone and say i have forgotten her. I have never really contemplated having "body contact" with her. What am i suppose to do to break her defenses, and how do i go about such a task(based on married young lady parole)

Cc.HARDDON
OKWYPASCAL
OBIOMON
NLJONA
LORDZERO
USTEC et al all the bosses. . .