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oh for goodness sake

@topic

Have done that before and will do it again if the guy is mature and strong enough to handle me

Sweet T:
@rebellious


ha ha ha even a woman is checking you out !! Imagine that. babygirl, you are on fire. I think she digs you.

thats right keep your mouth (mute) assumptions neva gets anyone anywhere.

Na bad thing to appreciate the sultry handiworks of GOD?

jennykadry:
rofl naja haje you're sick oooo

but babe na tru na . . . . . . . at least this will give me the strength to do what am about to do

Rebellious:
When he is about to kiss my lips, I turn to the side and let him kiss my cheek instead.

Babe you fine no be small!!!!!!!!! So . . . . . . playboy mansion. . . . . . . . na der u dey?

To you. . . . . I feel that I may break your heart soon and I am apologizing in advance. Please Forgive me. I assure you that in a few years you will be grateful for what am about to do. Life is just funny that way

omoovie:
@NaJa HaJe

Thanks 4 clarifying chica. Wetin be your opinion about What NMW?

you're welcome.

Traditional Naija men want a domesticated Naija woman who is a freak in the bed and an 'iya' outside. She must know how to keep a home and be capable of bringing forth a football team.

Westernized Naija man wants a lady to compliment him on every level most especially education. They want a little bit of the naija woman but they don't know exactly what the typical naija woman should possess.

ztyle:
@NaJa HaJe
You get brain

fanks

not a problem. . . . , . . . . she should go get tested tho

Sweet T:
@najahaje

What would you do with it?? swipe his credit card with it ?? or better yet sit on it?

A massive booty on a brother is bad for pimping business.

As pimping is not my Business then your comment has lost all meaning to me.

I like a brother with an extension on the rear end there are things I would like to do with it.

ztyle:
@NaJa HaJe
. . . .Its not fair

what is not fair? Me being honest? So its fair to lie?

I simply move my face away and say NO! Its not by force

ztyle:
. . . .Yeah, trying to make Nairaland a better place for you and me? . . Be Good

hhhhmmmmmmm . . . . . . . . . .

ztyle:
Viva Naja Haje _{. . .Smack both head together} what's wrong with the both of you? huh.

You talking to me now?

chisimdi:
@najehaje, u b bad babeoh!!!!!!!!!abeg wetin b d thing u go focus on.

LOL . . . . .

That thing that makes some dumb men think that 'that's what makes them a MAN'

U no what i mean

vivaladiva:
smiley ko smiley ni
how will i know if your smiling at me or smiling with me

feel free to humour yourself

@NubianQ

One question: Why didn't you concentrate on beating him before getting on the phone to the police.

Babe you gave him a free ride!!!!!!! I am disappointed.

My Brother taught me something; if you are being beaten by someone who may appear more stronger than you. . . . . all you have to do is focus on something and destroy that thing.

He'll neva forget you for life.

vivaladiva:
na your mama them go hit with fender bender
what have i done to u now to deserve this insult
please if u are lookin for a fight am sure your shank has walls if u want to vent your anger at diva plsssssssssssss go and punch the wall
abeg am lookin for constructive comments not people that talk with their rear end so piss off u fucking irritating BITCH

vivaladiva:
ass hole haje, i don bash person car today if your finger they push u to type insults at me, abeg go cut those fingers off oooooo if not i go bash your head
then i go cut out your toto and feed it to my BITCHES,bitch

na so de thing dey do you? so tey na 2 posts full of un-intelligible nonsense

If you're still in a bad mood (what with all the car bashing) then its all good. If you calmed down and read my post very well you'll see the smiley face at the end.

Last time i checked Smiley meant SMILE EAT THAT!!!!!!!!

Me fight ke? Hia! Babe you think too much of your self

My constructive Comment: whenever you open your mouth there's a whole of lot of sour puss spewing from it.

My evidence: [/b]The above quotes

[b]Answer to your post: Wheneva a woman starts talking like you . . . . . she should really get smacked

just about the time you open your mouth. . . . viva. . . . . you should be hit with a fender bender

I wanna have four

It has to be even numbers and hopefully it would be 2 boys and 2 girls

@ cadet

U go gurl

OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! I actually forgot

I have to set my alarm to call my mum.

Happy Mother's day Mum. I lurve ya

@Mohawk

Happy mother's day babe

@all NL mothers

Happy mother's da!!!!!!

[quote author=motun_rayo link=topic=132994.msg2245019#msg2245019 date=1210381591]I'm allergic to fruits but I still eat them lol, . . . . I like apples and honey dew melon but i LOVE mango
MMMmmmm. . .[/quote]so wat happens to you wen you eat them?


@topic

all fruits. . . . it just depends in my mood and my craving at the time

a new found love is CRUNCHY NUT i love, i love, i love

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=133245.msg2247742#msg2247742 date=1210469004]
Damn! Who got on your bad side today?
Take a deep breath.[/quote]

Cadet:
Omo, I seriously hope you're not talking. The way you've dissed them in the past sef is outrageous. Sly, you're an hypocrite. Well, we're all an hypocrite, but I hope you're not trying to deny you were one of the "used toothpicks", in the past.

I think there was SOMETHING he was looking forward to but ended up not getting And now Pastor Sly is MEGA PISSED!!!!!!!

I love Love-Letters!!!!!!!!!

Not some crummy cliche-d one but one that's a bit quirky with old English language.

Actually I won't mind a letter with written in vernacular

jennykadry:
bodi dey inside cloth,how far naa

i dey o my sista. just finished this argument with this person. Sometimes people are hardwork!!!!!

Times like this i wish i was autistic . . . . . . this way i wont have to deal with people

omoovie:
Umm, which one kon be N.M.W and W.W.W? Please explain. I've never heard those terms before.

am guessing its. . . . . . .

N --- Naija
M --- Men
W --- Want


W --- What
W --- Women
W --- Want

The Sly:
Here we go again gadddamit!!

Did he ask y'all to fucking correct his blunders?. . .
If y'all don't have nothing to proffer. . .its way better to just STFU! instead of spewing incendiary invectives over here!
I'm sure majority of y'all comprehends what he was trying to say. . . . .stop all these fronting shits!

Some Landers are nothing put a piece of used toothpick . . . . .

------------>Poster

Forget about her and next time don't you ever fucking ask for advise up here no more. . . .

what is peppering you?

na wa oooooo person go think say you be the poster papa!

To be fair. . . . . . his english sucks and it gave me a headache trying to read thru. How did you get the gist anyway?

vivaladiva:
dude u need a refund
your kiddin rite

refund for what? The girl did well. . , . . . he was begging to be taken advantage of

jennykadry:
chaii nairaland una no good ooooo

u guys should give d guy a good advise naaa

its kinda hard to that the bad writeup kinda clouds the real problem

how bodi na?

Cadet:
My sister is still a little girl, so I dnt have to worry about her till 10 more years. Or more.

And she knows me, what I can do.

wat wud you do?