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Data Analysis is SATURATED because everybody and their Mummies have gotten into it.

Anybody who can write a SUMIF Function in Excel thinks he's a data analyst. And they'd apply for the same job as you.

Even if you are more competent, your application is bound to get lost in the sea of other applications. And if you don't have a tech or maths related degree, that's another HURDLE.

You have 2 options:

1. SPECIALISE:
You can do this by selecting a specialisation like health or finance and streamlining your data analysis skill to that area of specialisation.

You will need to learn industry lingos and data requirements that are relevant to that industry.

Most sector that require data analysis in Nigeria is a SHIIITSHOW. The most mature of them is the banking and finance sector.

So I'd advise you to specialise in Financial Analysis. CFAInstitutedotorg has valuable resources that'll help uou.

Plus, you can BOLSTER your CV with ICAN certification.

2. GO DEEP:
Here you just bury yourself deep into data analysis until you come out at the other end which is Machine Learning.

ML is an integral part of AI and data analysis is an integral part of ML.

Those are your 2 options.

By the way, DISCARD the idea of getting a remote job. Most companies in Nigeria don't offer remote jobs. Maybe hybrid but NOT fully remote.

And NO foreign company will entrust their SENSITIVE business data to a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

For other people looking to get into tech, RESEARCH and choose a tech skill that's NOT dependent on getting a job.

Learn a tech skill that'll set you on the path of entrepreneurship.

Because the tech market is still a JOB market with all the problems that face a typical job market. Lile layoffs, job scarcities and low payments.

Learn a skill that'll help you BUILD for YOURSELF.

FAKE post meant to appeal to RACISTS.

I don't like Kendrick Lamar or his songs BUT that show was the MOST watched halftime show in the HISTORY of the NFL.

It even SURPASSED the late, great Michael Jackson's NFL performance.

There is NO way they regret selecting him for that performance.

This piece was written to APPEASE racists and, maybe, Lil Wayne.

Abortion is BETTER than this.

Americans, especially the Felon Fanatics, do NOT give a fuccccck about the price of eggs.

It was just a SMOKESCREEN.

At the time of the election, it was still socially unacceptable to say you would be voting for a RAPIST because you are a RACIST who can't stand a black person in the Oval Office.

One good thing about the election though is that it revealed the fact that STUPIDITY is UNIVERSAL.

Same people who voted for Trump would vote for Tinubu if they were Nigerians.

Testing a woman for LOYALTY is like testing the Pacific Ocean for SALT.

It's POINTLESS!

Women do NOT possess the capability to be faithful.

Their default setting is SLUTTERY.

Don't bother to test your woman's loyalty, she'll ALWAYS fail.

A woman could be married to a King and still spread her ass cheeks for the merciless reckoning of a pauper's dicccck.

Women have NO FIDELITY!
Women have NO DIGNITY!

Just ask POTIPHAR.

His wife almost RAPED Joseph who was a SLAVE at the time.

Even more recently, a FORMER QUEEN has turned herself into a riffraff's (Portable) BIIITCH.

See women for what they really are.
NEVER expect loyalty from them.
They cannot give what they do NOT have.

Expecting loyalty from women is like expecting a homeless BINGO not to eat unsupervised shiiit.

It's MADNESS!

Aba-made Shariah Law.

Al Capone, the most NOTORIOUS Drug Lord to have ever lived, was ONLY charged with tax fraud.

Your point is WITHOUT merit.

That said, the trial of the TERRORIST is a waste of time and money. He should be Epstein-ed.

Expect MORE of this.

Trump, a RAPIST, convinced American Christians that he's the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Christians VOTED for him MASSIVELY.
Mormons VOTED for him MASSIVELY.
Even Muslims VOTED for him.

Now, Trump has established a Faith Office inside the White House which is exactly like a rat setting up a Sniper manufacturing company.

It's MADNESS!

Plus, he has established a Task Force to combat what he calls "antichristian bias".

So a public conversion at this point is just GOOD BUSINESS.

MORE Billionaires and business owners will FAKE their conversions in DROVE.

Even ordinary people will FAKE their conversion to avoid PERSECUTION so that at the end of Trump's REGIME, there'd be MORE christians in America.

And MORONS will point to that as ecclesiastical victory.

This advice is ANTI-COMMONSENSE.

For marriage, it's sound advice.
For dating, it's MADNESS!

All you need for dating is just #500.
#300 for condoms.
#200 for a bottle of water.

Hangouts and gifts are NOT for the current crop of Nigerian women.

We all read about the case of the FOOLISH Yahoo Boy who bought G-Wagon for a Nigerian girl just for another man to Bleep her with ONE flower.

Trump is a CRIMINAL.

America FAILED to hold him accountable for his crimes.
Now he has EXPORTED his criminality to the rest of the world.

It would be BETTER for Ukraine to broker a deal with their neighbour Russia than the UNRELIABLE FELON in the White House.

A man who TORPEDOED a deal he personally brokered with Canada and Mexico.

America under Trump CANNOT be trusted to honour a deal 'cause honour is ALIEN to Trump and his ENTIRE cabinet.

And SENSIBLE countries should begin to DECOUPLE from the US and ALL their products.

BAN Twitter.
BAN Tesla.
BAN Meta.
BAN Google.
BAN Apple.

Hit them where it hurts—their wallets.

Whatever cannot be banned should be REGULATED to the point of suffocation.

Only a MAN could be so adept at DEFENDING a USELESS girl.

Captain-Save-a-Hoe-ism is etched deep into men's DNA. It takes conscious and sustained effort to REIN it in.

This guy brought out every TRICK in the book.

Shifting blame.
Dividing blame.
Mental health crisis.
Magically transforming the girl into a victim.

Tony is trying really hard to EXONERATE the stupid girl.

Tony is a FOOL!

He even said "touching the girl first" was an ASSAULT.

Tony is trying to EXAGGERATE the Lecturer's role while DOWNPLAYING the DUMB girl's part.

He's advocating for the University to commit scarce resources to the rehabilitation of ONE single simpleton.

MADNESS!

That girl is a 300-Level student and at least 21 years old. If she doesn't know better than to NOT attack a Lecturer by now, then her case is HOPELESS.

University is a place of learning NOT your personal therapy center.

Tony's excuses and jutjustification is INFURIATING.

Would Tony write this NONSENSE if a male student POUNCED on a Female Lecturer and UNLEASHED his inner Mike Tyson upon her?

Tony is MAD!

Dude did not understand that "Dickhead" was just a metaphor.

As a MAN, the only cosmetic surgery you need is a GYM.

Any other thing is MADNESS!

JUSTIFIED!

EXTREMELY stupid girl!

Fool was live on TikTok in the middle of a lecture and still had the audacity to ATTACK the lecturer for trying to stop her.

Why is Fidelity Bank listed TWICE with different figures?

Do we have 2 Fidelity Banks in Nigeria or is this just a SHITTY and UNEDITED article?

"We are NOT Apc!"

That's a slogan that should get every REASONABLE person in their corner.

MADNESS!

Even Monkeys peel their bananas.

She mentioned that she was asked to swear an oath while standing naked on a bible and was to work for one year before regaining her freedom.

Using Bible to do EVIL.
Just like God intended.

PP123:
If he come back and say he kept billion of naira in his room

Are you going to bail or bear witness at court

Try to reason anytime brr

STOP this NONSENSE!

This is the 21st Century.
Cameras ABOUND!

Nothing stops him from recording the ENTIRE process from the beginning to the end.

And a BILLION NAIRA is not something you can just hide under your pillows.

Also, a few of the other tenants or neighbours could act as WITNESSES.

Leaving your apartment VACANT because of someone who has STOPPED paying for it for almost 10 years is MADNESS.

Typing:
I can't just break into the apartment.

This is STUPID!

He has NOT paid rent for almost a DECADE.
He has NOT been seen during that period either.

He is NO LONGER your tenant.

Leaving your apartment vacant because someone used to live there 7 years ago is MADNESS.

If you don't have a spare key, get a carpenter/welder TODAY.
Break that door down.

PAWN the properties inside to recoup some of the opportunity costs of leaving the apartment vacant for YEARS.

DISCARD the unpawnables!

RENT your apartment to a new tenant.
But this time, get a VERIFIABLE next-of-kin details.

STRANGE!

He has NOT been seen for 7 years.
So what kind of help do you need to recover YOUR house?

I HATE official communication written in PIDGIN.
It's CRASS and DISTASTEFUL.

ANYBODY who can read this NONSENSE would also be able to read a memo written in simple and correct English.

A press release in pidgin is just DUMB!

Plus, the entire thing sounds patronising and condescending.

Makes me want to uproot a MAST.

END it!

If a girl likes you, you will become her SAFE SPACE.
Anything bothers her, you will be the FIRST to know.

She used to call you every 2 hours 'cause the relationship was FRESH and the attraction was FIRE.

Now she ducks your calls for 2 full days because the relationship is STALE and the attraction has EXPIRED.

IGNORE the excuse.
BLOCK her everywhere.

And whatever you do, DON'T "talk it out" before you VANISH.

Make it ABRUPT.
DENY her closure.

Drives them CRAZY.

And for fucccck's sake, STOP engaging in LONG DISTANCE relationship!

First of all, women NEVER reveal their TRUE body counts. Especially NOT to a nice husband material like you.

The standard is to take whatever number they give you and MULTIPLY by 3.

So your GF has had about 120 dicccks inside her.
And some of them came for second, third and fourth HELPINGS.

But the other 80 guys were "mini boyfriends" and they don't factor into her body counts.

ALSO, her saying the STEAMY sex chats with MULTIPLE guys was just her trying to get those guys to like her is a FUNDAMENTAL feature of female nature.

When she was younger, she DATED stereotypical bad boys and acted like a SHAMELESS SLUT for them.

Now that she's older, probably out of University, and ready to SETTLE DOWN; she found herself a good guy in YOU and started to pretend to be a REFORMED and RESERVED wife material.

For bad boys, she acted like a BITCH.
For nice guys, she acted like a NUN.

She's a CHAMELEON that adopts whatever colour that appeals to her TARGETS.

Right now, you are the target. And she has MORPHED into your DREAM WOMAN.

That's why you are still MOURNING a relationship with a 25-year old PROSTITUTE.

She is NOT the girl for you.
You will NEVER get past her body counts.

Even if 40 was the REAL number (it's NOT), that is still TWO GIGM BUS FULL OF DICKS (with leftovers) that have been INSIDE your girl.

That's a WHOOOORE!

Only stay in that relationship if you dream of raising BASTARDS.

That was FAST!

Tunji-Ojo seems to be the only one working in this DEMONIC administration.

Didn't know the orocess has become more EFFICIENT.

By the way, the 50% increase in price for in-person processing is PROOF that Nigerians would readily SABOTAGE viable systems because of their unquenchable GREED.

The average Nigerian is so WICKED and GREEDY that their constant complaints about wicked and greedy Politicians is LAUGHABLE.

Make Corruption Great Again!

By the way, this is NOT surprising.

Trump himself ran a CRYPTO SCAM a day before his inauguration
His scam WRECKED 810,000 people.

Yet there are FOOLS that'll swear on their grandmother's grave that he's the paragon of integrity and honesty.

Bleep Francis!
And Bleep his letter too!

He had his chance before the election.
And he screwed up.

He BRANDED Kamala Harris a MURDERER because she wanted girls.to.have the option for abortion when they get RAPED by Pedophiles and Rapists like Trump.

And he DOWNPLAYED the walking-talking CALAMITY that is Trump.

But I wouldn't expect much from a man that presides over the LARGEST pedophile ring in the world.

The hike is meant to support “the ability of operators to continue investing in infrastructure and innovation, ultimately benefiting consumers through improved services and connectivity, including better network quality, enhanced customer service, and greater coverage.”

Hilarious!

These criminals declare BILLIONS in profit EVERY YEAR.

They could invest BILLIONS in improving their services and infrastructure and still have BILLIONS left as profit.

The HIKE is driven by nothing but GREED.

And the people approved the hike did so because MOST of them have shares in these Telcos.

So whatever the companies FLEECE from Nigerians will end up in their pockets as DIVIDENDS.

MADNESS!