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Foreign AffairsRe: Hezbollah Fires 200 Rockets And Drones Into Israel by Namaster: 9:47pm On Jul 04, 2024
"...whoever harms us is a dead man. We are making that a reality in practice."

Netanyahu is the BANE of terrorists. Whoever the gods want to kill, they push to attack Netanyahu's Israel.
RomanceRe: Lady Shows Off Her Massive Navel Bigger Than Man's Joystick (photos, Video) by Namaster: 3:45pm On Jul 04, 2024
As a man if that is bigger than your joystick, you have a VERY big prohlem. grin
CrimeRe: Tears As Woman Shares How Her Innocent Son Was Beaten 2 Death By Nigerian Police by Namaster:
"The woman recounted that when she and her family members insisted on seeing their son's body, one of the police officers asked, "Is your son better than the numerous lives we have wasted here?"

Imagine the level of IMPUNITY that'll drive law enforcement officers to admit to being SERIAL KILLERS.

They TORTURED an INNOCENT person to death and still had the audacity to BRAG about it.

This is why people JAPA. It's not because of poverty or economic reasons. It's the sheer LAWLESSNESS and unbridled BRUTALITY of the custodians of the law that drive them away.

ALL Nigerian security agencies, including the Military and EFCC, are very DAFT and backward. They will ARREST people first and then conduct an investigation LATER.

Meanwhile when it comes to REAL criminals who post their crimes on TikTok and Facebook, the same Police and Military will cite lack of sufficient information to act on it.

Very USELESS entities.

That is why I have ZERO pity for them when I read news of UGM and terrorists dealing with ANY of them.

The degree of lawlessness in this country is TOO much. Makes people with common sense HOPELESS for the future of this country.
CelebritiesRe: Prankster, Zfancy, Arrested By Police In Abuja by Namaster: 1:24pm On Jul 04, 2024
VERY good!

Creatively-retarded people should NOT be allowed to make money from pranking unsuspecting people.

If you want to be a skitmaker but you have NOTHING upstairs, get a writer.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Husband Is Not Your Friend, He Is Your Owner - Pastor by Namaster: 8:31am On Jul 04, 2024
If you ever want to listen to UTTER folly being spewed with confidence, go to a church.
PoliticsRe: IKEDC Hikes Electricity Tariff For Band A Consumers by Namaster: 7:23am On Jul 04, 2024
Nigeria is a LAWLESS joke.

This IKEDC was specifically ORDERED by a Federal High Court NOT to hike tariff. But laws, constitution and court orders are NOTHING in Nigeria.

People just do whatever they can get away with. And in a shithole like Nigeria, you can get away with ANYTHING if you have enough money.
CrimeRe: Susan Hilaseen Kaakyenge: Missing BSU 400L Student Has Been Found by Namaster: 7:16am On Jul 04, 2024
It's becoming VERY difficult to take stories of missing young ladies serious.

A LOT of the time it's just a girl lodged with her boyfriend or CLIENT. And when they finally return, their family refuses to ACKNOWLEDGE the fact they were bothering the public because their daughter was out being a WHOOOOOORE.
PropertiesRe: Lagosian What was The Aftermath Of Yesterday Rain In Your Area? by Namaster: 7:14am On Jul 04, 2024
Very terrible!

Made me COLLIDE with a.rather small yansh yesterday.
TravelRe: Oyinbo Man Spotted Speaking Fluent Pidgin English In The UK (video) by Namaster:
Last year, I saw a white man in shorts and roundneck around Holy Ghost in Enugu. I say white man but the man was so tan he was basically ORANGE.

The level of comfort and ease with which he navigated the busy Holy Ghost area and his colour told me this guy had MORE Nigerian in him than some Nigerians.

Nigeria has INSANELY good weather and AMAZING landscapes. While weathers in most developed countries vacillate from COLD as a mortuary in winter and HOT like something competing with hell in summer, Nigeria has a fairly MILD weather.

If not for our DEVILISH politicians and the general WICKEDNESS of the average Nigerian, Nigeria would have been heaven on earth.
RomanceRe: Why Don't Woman Do This? by Namaster: 8:40pm On Jul 03, 2024
That's because women are the TAKERS in a relationship. They will undertake. They will overtake. They partake. They will take, take and take until there's nothing more to take.

That's why they don't take back ANYTHING. it's because they did NOT give anything in the first place.
FoodRe: Why Are Lemons In Nigeria Different And Ugl!er? by Namaster: 6:54pm On Jul 03, 2024
You are comparing different types of lemon. The second type is ALSO available in Nigeria.
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Like This by Namaster: 10:16am On Jul 03, 2024
Just DON'T take the bitch back.

You know she has GOBBLED the guys dick more times in 5 days than she has done yours throughout the lifespan of your relationship.

Find yourself a hookup girl with yansh like Dangote Trailer and bang the bitch out of your system.

Before you say, you are NOT into hookup girls, realise that your ex is ALSO a hookup girl but WORSE because she doesn't even do it for the money.
PoliticsRe: Ogun Governor, Abiodun To Buy N2.4billion Toyota Suvs For Lawmakers by Namaster: 10:03am On Jul 03, 2024
[b]"Under the “Office of the Governor”, a total amount of N18,971,887,528.84 was earmarked for provision of contingencies to address unforeseen circumstances."[/b]

Imagine setting aside a WHOOPING #18.9 BILLION for looting in a single year. Contingencies is just corruption-speak for EMBEZZLEMENT without remorse.

The #18.9B is outside of the already EXCESSIVELY padded for the governor's office.

YET, it was the same Ogun State we read about their people RUNNING to Benin Republic just to fetch ordinary WATER.

Ogun State is FINISHED! Only redeeming feature is it's proximity to Lagos State.

Spending BILLIONS on cars and BLATANTLY earmarking MORE billions to be CALLOUSLY looted while your citizens go to another country for water is a NEW level of EVIL.
PoliticsRe: Osun: House Passes Bill To Establish State Anti-corruption Agency by Namaster: 10:09pm On Jul 02, 2024
Osun state has the misfortune of housing some of the MOST USELESS politicians in Nigeria. And knowing Nigerian politicians, that's saying a lot.

For instance, this bill is a JOKE! It's a WASTE of public resources.

Everybody knows appointments to the new agency will ALREADY be marred by NEPOTISM, FAVOURITISM and CORRUPTION.

There is NO way the agency will come after corrupt politicians with even a little seriousness when corruption is the one that appointed them in the first place.

The agency would be a MONEY-SUCKING comedy skit.

Plus, we already have EFCC and ICPC. Both of which are essentially IDLE since the Big Daddy of corruption sits in Aso Rock under a party whose chairman is a known corrupt politician.

This kind of REDUNDANCY is the reason the cost of governance in Nigeria is so EXORBITANT while money to pay workers a livable wage is scarce.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Visits South-east Governors, Moves For Nnamdi Kanu’s Release by Namaster: 9:44pm On Jul 02, 2024
Tinubu needs to release a PREEMPTIVE statement to nip this nonsense in the bud.

The statement should let EVERYBODY know that Kanu is being tried for TREASON and TERRORISM. As such, ANYONE who advocates for him would be treated as a TERRORIST and a TRAITOR to the country.

And that the FULL WEIGHT of the Nigerian Constitution would be visited upon such people and their properties.

That should shut them up for good.

It's DISGUSTING to see these idiots expending energy on pursuing the release of a TERRORIST while their people still bear the burden of his TERRORISM every Monday.
RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Marry More Than One Wife by Namaster: 4:33pm On Jul 02, 2024
These are NOT the problems of Polygamy. These are the problems of POVERTY.
FamilyRe: Grandma Over The Moon As She Travels To US For The 1st Time, Vows Not To Return by Namaster: 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2024
"This place is like heaven, there is no noise here, and the place has not been littered."

This is why the RICHEST pastors in the world are in Nigeria in spite of the ABYSMAL exchange rate.

Pastors in the US and other first-world countries cannot use the promise of heaven to scam a lot of people like their Nigerian counterparts can.

Nobody will give a fuuuck about your promise of Eldorado after they die when EVERYTHING works as it should. Unlike Nigeria where CALAMITY and CHAOS are the order of the day.

In Nigeria, pastors will tell you to ask God to enlist angels to fight for you. But the same pastors will hire a LAWYER to fight over a land dispute.

Pastors in Nigeria will advise members to buy handkerchiefs and anointing oils for "divine healing" but jet out to Germany for routine medical checkups.

Religion should be designated a TERRORIST ORGANISATION if we want Nigeria to progress.
CrimeRe: Chadian Military Kills 70 Boko Haram Terrorists, Destroys 5 Major Camps by Namaster:
gfelo:
The bokoharam wasnt meant for Chad, it was meant for Nigeria and na why Nigeria is finding it difficult to dealt with it.

but why is your Rapid Intervention Force is abbreviated as FIR
This right here and your response to my original post show you are teetering on the edge of RETARDATION.

Boko Haram wasn't meant for Chad but they had NOT 1, NOT 2 but 5 MAJOR camps in Chadian territory.

Stop making USELESS excuses for the Nigerian Military. Terrorism THRIVES in Nigeria because the Military is HIGHLY incompetent and lackadaisical in their approach.

Take a look at the ALACRITY and FERVOUR displayed by the Military when dealing with UNARMED and INNOCENT civilians and compare it with how they deal with terrorists and bandits. You'll understand what I'm talking about.

Just the other day we saw a Nigerian Soldier WEEPING like a little girl inside a forest when they were dealing with terrorists BUT when they were tasked to RANSACK NEPA office and ROUGH-HANDLE their workers because of electricity bill a few days ago, they were very eager to display their GALLANTRY.

The Nigerian Military is USELESS! And idiots should stop making excuses for them.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Asks Judge To Throw Out Guilty Verdict After Supreme Court’s Ruling by Namaster: 1:25pm On Jul 02, 2024
sweerychick:
Media made up allegations, let me burst your head, Democrats are even more corrupt than Trump, the only different is that they're not loud mouthed like Trump. Don't think Democrats love blacks because you see a lot of blacks in democratic party. Hillary Clinton once said that she believed in white Power. Under democrats the KKK was formed, check your history. Don't you know that under democrats that you have the highest homicide and racial crimes against blacks.. keep deluding yourself thinking Biden is any better. They don't like you.
They only difference is that Trump is brutally honest about his own actions.
You sound like the RARE kind of idiot that make up Trump's support base.

Nowhere in my original post did I say Democrats like black people.

Also, your claim that it's "media made-up allegations" is EXTREMELY stupid.

Because a court ALREADY convicted Trump for rape. That's a FACT, not an allegation.

He also said he finds his daughter sexually attractive. That's another fact.

He was so CHUMMY wuth Epstein he visited his Island and took pictures with him. That's also a FACT. Everybody knows what happens on Epstein's Island but still pretend like Trump is not a PEDOPHILE.

Also the idea that Trump is "brutally honest about his actions" is LAUGHABLE. And shows a level of DELUSION that all political fanatics share.

Finally, Democrats may hate black people. But Republicans hate them MORE.
CrimeRe: Chadian Military Kills 70 Boko Haram Terrorists, Destroys 5 Major Camps by Namaster:
I keep saying it that it's absolute INSANITY that the Nigerian Military is having such a tough time NEUTRALISING these terrorists and bandits.

They are a bunch of ragtag, illiterate and DUMB idiots with guns. A MINOR surveillance operation would reveal their location. And a coordinated attack on that location will PARALYZE them.

But the Nigerian Military would rather intimidate civilians and attack NEPA office for free light.

Very USELESS!
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Asks Judge To Throw Out Guilty Verdict After Supreme Court’s Ruling by Namaster: 11:40am On Jul 02, 2024
This guy is just getting away with crimes left and right. Guy is a convicted RAPIST, a close associate of a PEDOPHILE, an INSURRECTIONIST and all-round GARBAGE person who has been very vocal about being SEXUALLY-ATTRACTED to his own biological daughter.

Yet somehow he has a VERY HIGH chance of becoming the next President of the US.

By the time this guy is done with the USA, USA would be like Northern Nigeria with NUKES.
PoliticsRe: A Millionaire Televangelist Getting Roasted Over Tweet To His Followers by Namaster:
This is why I have a SPECIAL hatred for pastors. They are DECEPTIVE criminals who use God and the promise of ETERNAL life and the threat of eternal TORTURE to enslave their "clients".

They are WORSE than Yahoo Boys.

This one has 2 MANSIONS and had the audacity to tweet that seeing the stars is ALL you need to be "blessed".

Reminds me of Nigerian Pastors who INSIST that just sleeping and waking up is a big MIRACLE. Yet the most EVIL person alive today gets that "miracle".

But engage same pastors to heal ordinary CATARRH and they'll tell you need to have faith before the miracle can work.

Pastors are the most HORRIBLE people alive. ALL of them.
EducationRe: Advice by Namaster: 4:18pm On Jul 01, 2024
Oluwadrey44:
bro I don’t know if it’s right to just ask for your WhatsApp,but here is mine please I need more of your advice please please😭
Remove your digits.

I will NOT be calling you or reaching out on WhatsApp.

Ask your questions here and I'll answer. Other people will also chip in with better ideas.

Good luck.
EducationRe: Advice by Namaster: 3:52pm On Jul 01, 2024
Oluwadrey44:
I really wish I can dm you. I was a commercial student and also you think part time is best at this point in time?
Go for accounting and START writing ICAN exams (ATS) in the second semester of your first year. Don't dawdle on this.

Research ICAN-accredited universities and apply there. Also be on the lookout for bursary and scholarships.

Also, doing it part-time would NOT be ideal. You want to save time as much as possible. You can still hustle while studying FULL-TIME. But it wouldn't be easy.

That's where the scholarships and bursary would come in handy. If they cover your tuition and some other expenses, you'll not need to hustle TOO hard to make up.the shortfall.

ANOTHER reason full-time is the best is that it'd give you the option to mingle with a LOT more students. That provides you with business opportunities like assignment writing, printing and photocopying, tutorials, etc.

That'll be difficult to do as a part-time student.
Foreign AffairsRe: VIDEO: " Islam Will Prevail And We Will Rule The Whole World " - Islamic Scholar by Namaster: 3:17pm On Jul 01, 2024
Not when Israel is ready to POUND them like yam until Jesus comes. grin
EducationRe: Advice by Namaster:
Oluwadrey44:
please like what course do you suggest?I’m blurred and totally confused right now, and I feel like I’ve waste away my golden years 😭😭
Your golden years have not been wasted. Going back to school for a better future is NEVER late even if you are 44.

On courses:

If you were a science student in SS, go for a course like Medicine and Surgery, Veterinary Medicine, Pharmacy, Computer Science or Mathematics. Avoid courses like Biochemistry, Microbiology and all these questionable engineering courses in Nigerian universities.

If you were an Art student in SS, study Law. If there's option for specialisation, go for Property Law. Whatever you do, AVOID courses like Mass communication, Theatre Arts, Sociology, Psychology, etc.

If you were a Commercial student in SS, go for Accounting. Avoid courses like Marketing, Insurance, IRPM, etc.

You will notice that most of the courses I recommend are highly COMPETITIVE and not so easy to navigate. That's because it's completely POINTLESS to go to university, especially when you'll be sponsoring yourself, for a useless course without a DEFINITE path into the workforce.

Good luck.

Remember that it's NEVER too late to do something that'll IMPROVE your life.
EducationRe: Advice by Namaster: 2:19pm On Jul 01, 2024
Go to school and study a professional course.

27 is still young.
PoliticsRe: Unpaid Bills: Air Force Personnel Invade Power Supply Facilities In Lagos by Namaster: 1:50pm On Jul 01, 2024
Voting a CRIMINAL like Tinubu into power may be the undoing of Nigeria.

LAWLESSNESS and abuse of power is now the order of the day.

This is the second time a government or its agencies have attacked power companies because they tefused to give them FREE power supply.

Worst thing about this is an AUDIT will easily reveal the HUGE AMOUNT of money allocated to pay the bills and how someone shifted it into his own private accounts.

It gets even worse when you realise the Air Force is the most USELESS arm of the Military in Nigeria. They DON'T do anything.
PoliticsRe: Tribalism Or Racism. Which Is More Deadly? by Namaster: 12:39pm On Jul 01, 2024
Both are STUPID. Both tribalists are EXCEPTIONALLY stupid.

At least, racists have the excuse of the OBVIOUS difference in skin colour and physical features. Tribalists have NO excuse apart from SHEER stupidity.

Tribalism is MORE stupid.

But when it comes to deadliness, racism is head and shoulders above tribalism.

A tribalistic police officer in Nigeria may delay you EXCESSIVELY and extort you TERRIBLY but a RACIST police officer in the US could easily see a gun in your hands while you're holding a phone and shoot you to DEATH.

A tribalistic neighbour in Nigeria may not allow you into his compound or invite you to his daughter's wedding while a RACIST neighbour in the US will knock on your doors just to shoot you in the face.

In summary, tribalism is DUMBER but racism is more LETHAL.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Languish As Food Prices Soar In Kaduna, Kano, Katsina by Namaster: 12:35pm On Jul 01, 2024
Until Tinubu and the State Governments wake up and start dealing with bandits, terrorists and herdsmen like the CRIMINALS they are, Nigerians should buckle up and get ready to start feasting on AIR and water.

The Renewed Shege still dey gather momentum.
TV/MoviesRe: Rita Dominic Slams A Critic Of Her ‘Lekki Wives' Appearance by Namaster: 9:10am On Jul 01, 2024
I don't get how ANYONE can watch Nigerian movies/shows to the point of being so invested in them, you'd leave a review.

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