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Mini-skirt.
Mid-calf boots.
Bright-coloured hair.
Big, dangling earrings

That is the UNIVERSAL uniform of a WHOOORE!

Plus, there are certain categories of women you must NEVER marry. Actresses are one of them.

They are surrounded by MEN who have a job largely because of their physical ATTRACTIVENESS and EXTROVERSION.

She's constantly being BOMBARDED by sexy and suave men who also happen to be FAMOUS.

Trying to stop her from cheating would be POINTLESS.

It's like trying to stop a hungry monkey surrounded by SEVERAL bunches of ripe and juicy bananas from feasting.

Also, if you have PROOF that 21 men FUCCCKED your wife but you are too AFRAID to even name them; your wife DESERVED to get fuccccked.

Pregnancy craving is a MYTH used by wicked women to manipulate, ENSLAVE, debase and dehumanise their husbands.

A single mother will go to her shop and stay there until CONTRACTIONS start.

But the moment a man, especially a HUSBAND, is actively INVOLVED; MADNESS begins.

That's when they'll wake you up at 3 AM because they're "craving" a turd-flavoured ice-cream made with UNICORN milk.

It's MADNESS!

Very good!

FOOLS claimed to support the Felon because voting for Harris would be voting for WW3.

Let's see how they like it when the POTBELLIED fuccckwads get CONSCRIPTED to fight by a notorious draft-dodger.

It's MADNESS for a PROSTITUTE to expect a Lamborghini for one ROMP session.

In fact, it's MADNESS for a PROSTITUTE to expect a Lamborghini for ONE MILLION romp sessions.

Pure MADNESS!

Water!

If you are feeling adventurous, try different variations of water:

1. Room-temperature water.
2. Chilled water.
3. COLD water.
4. Cold water with bits of ICE in it.
5. Luke-warm water.

NOTHING beats water.

People say Paul is the better SINGER.
But I'd say Peter is the better PERSON.

Peter did NOT put Jude in jail.
Jude's CRIMES put Jude in jail.

So Paul needs to STOP victim-framing the CRIMINAL.

He's being accused of laundering, and probably embezzling, almost THREE BILLION NAIRA.

Some politicians DON'T even embezzle HALF that amount throughout their criminal careers.

Yet Jude allegedly stole that from his OWN family.

ANY man who defrauds other people to enrich himself is EVIL.
But a man who defrauds his own FAMILY is NO MAN.

He's a JUDAS that must be quickly led to his own AKELDAMA.

Peter should CARRY ON!

It's ALMOST like people have gotten extremely DUMBER and infinitely more DOCILE.

The new minimum wage deal was signed in July 2024. SEVEN solid months ago.

And INFLATION since then have gotten through the roof.

There are items that have QUADRUPLED in price since that time.

YET they still pay Corpers #33k.
And they'll ACCEPT it everytime and complain a little until the following month.

FOOLS!

What's stopping them from REFUSING to show up to their PPA?

You'll travel to a strange land on routes where you could be KIDNAPPED and MURDERED yet they still REFUSE to pay you what THEY agreed to pay you.

And these guys STILL show up to their PPA every month.

It's MADNESS!

They complain ALL the time BUT complaints NEVER solve anything.

Especially in Nigeria where politicians see the complaints of people as just BACKGROUND MUSIC.

Nigerian politicians only understand ONE language, USE it!

It's funny to see a WOMAN advocating for violence against an INNOCENT man.

But it's even funnier to see Russia and USA 69-ing each other in public.

Trump, Vance, a former Russian President and a USELESS journalist GANGED UP against Zelensky.

They tried to BULLY him BUT they FAILED!

Trump told him to "make a deal".
What deal?

People have been claiming that Trump is a COMPLETE idiot.
And Trump makes it real hard not ro believe them.

He talks about a peace deal. But the deal is basically giving Putin EVERYTHING he wants and allowing the US to PILLAGE the leftovers.

There is NOTHING for Ukraine in the deal.

The deal is just to allow Putin to hold on to Ukrainian territory without the fear of Ukraine fighting back.

Trump just wants Ukraine to stop fighting back.

Zelensky asked him what's in it for Ukraine?
Russia already VIOLATED a peace deal that was brokered in 2019.

Zelensky asked him what is the GUARANTEE that he wouldn't violate a new one?

The FELON couldn't provide an answer.

Putin ATTACKED Ukraine.
Now Putin, Trump, Vance and their lackeys BLAME Ukraine for it.

That's like INTENTIONALLY setting your house on fire and blaming the house for being flammable.

It's MADNESS!

Europe, and the rest of the world, need to STOP dealing with the US or according them ANY respect in international discourses.

I don't get why their leaders still feel the need to visit Trump. He's a CRIMINAL who's president because Americans FAILED.

NEVER give him legitimacy.

Europe once colonised MOST of the known world. They need to rediscover that greatness.

They NEED to stop being timid in the way they deal with MALICIOUS people.

They need to be MORE proactive. They should start SANCTIONING the US. And REDUCING the influence that the US exerts on international bodies.

There is NO country or a coalition of countries that would go to war with Europe and emerge UNSCATHED.

If US and Russia wants war, Europe (and the rest of the world) should give it to them.

Trump is already threatening Zelensky (and the world, really) with World War 3.

There is ZERO reason to try placating them.
Placation NEVER works with bullies. Only RETALIATION.

Give them that!

MORONS think the US would remain untouched in a World War.
Time to DISPEL their delusions.

This is the BEST outcome for a man.

When you divorce a woman, get your kids (confirm they are yours)
NEVER leave your child with a woman.

In fact, this one has provided a WONDERFUL argument.
USE it!

Leave your child with them and you'll see your 4-year old daughter on TikTok singing karaoke with a DILLLDO.

DON'T do it!

Although inflation has ERODED the value of money.

But if you go broke few DAYS after receiving #552k, the problem is YOU!

NOT an issue as long as the father of the bride is ready to cook the daily meals in a LACY G-string.

It is DISTURBING that politicians are advocating for the PROMPT re-opening of a market whose SOLE purpose is the manufacturing and distribution of POISON.

These criminals are producing and selling FAKE, and therefore DANGEROUS, drugs to people whose health are already FRAGILE.

YET politicians are UNITED in defending them.

It's a fuccccking SHAME!

But you are WRONG about it being up to State Governments.

NAFDAC is a federal agency that was established specifically to TACKLE issues like this.

But they are TIMID in the execution of their duty.

That whole market should have been DEMOLISHED!

And all 10,000 criminals should have been packed into a TINY prison to seethe and rot in their WICKEDNESS.

And their sponsors and financiers should be tracked down and forced to FORFEIT all their assets to the government before joining their foot soldiers in prison.

People who make it their business to willfully PEDDLE poison to MILLIONS of vulnerable people are worse than DEMONS.

They do NOT deserve to live among humans.

If people were NOT so dumb, every politician advocating for the re-opening of that market should have been LYNCHED by now.

Trump sees himself as a PERPETUAL victim.
He's DESECRATING the global identity of the US and remaking it in his own image—a VICTIM.

He thinks everybody is out to get him.
Now he thinks EVERY country is out to get the USA.

He ALIENATES his allies and cozies up to dictators (Putin) and wannabe-dictators (Netanyahu).

He's on track to OBLITERATE the diplomatic powers of the US and the benefits that come with it.

He's pushing and pushing and leaders of other countries can only be pushed so much.

FOOLS call him the PeaceMaker.
Meanwhile, EVERY action he takes edges the world closer to a MAJOR conflict.

The markers are ALL there but his fanatical supporters are too DUMB to see it.

1 TRILLION DOLLARS vanished from the US stock market.

The price of gold is soaring (it's the ultimate store of wealth in the event of war).

France is gearing up to provide Nuclear Shield to the whole of EU.

UK is on track to INCREASE their defense budget.

The incoming Chancellor of Germany is advocating for the EU to RAMP UP the production of weapons.

Even Canada is MULLING the idea of joining the EU.

ALL because FOOLISH Americans would rather have a CONVICTED FELON who's a pedophile and a rapist in the White House than have a black woman in there.

Racists and fools INFLICTED their buffoonery on the rest of the world.

NEVER FORGET!

MADNESS!

She's a BILLIONAIRE in DOLLARS yet she neglected her health to the point of losing her sight.

It's MADNESS!

A sane person would have treated her eyesight and maybe channel her VAST resources to the establishment of a WORLD-CLASS vision-centric hospital.

But NO!
Madam would rather build a church. In addition to the THOUSANDS of other useless churches LITTERED everywhere.

Pure MADNESS!

Get a DOG!

That is 30% too many!

Dishonourable Akpabio is BITCHING about lack of funds to foster developments in education, infrastructure, security and other ESSENTIAL services MEANWHILE the combined National Assembly receive INSANE amount of money in annual allowances and NEW CARS.

The THIEVES in government are EAGER to pass the blame to people earning #70k as minimum wage while they RAID the National Coffers and LOOT borrowed funds and awarded grants.

You FAILED to show proof of TANGIBLE developments with the resources in your possession yet you're asking for MORE?!

FOOLS!

As a Nigerian, it is your PATRIOTIC OBLIGATION to NEVER pay tax!

DON'T sponsor the lavish lifestyles of looting LOUTS!

The NUMBER 1 enemy of Nigerians are NIGERIANS!

Imagine the degree of WICKEDNESS that'd drive a person to COMPLAIN about reduction in the price of something as ESSENTIAL as food.

Farmers who were previously CHASED out of their farmlands and DEPRIVED of their livelihoods are tentatively returning to their farms and Shittu Alhassan Shu’aibu is WAILING about his bottom line.

EVIL people like him will collaborate with terrorists and bandits to create HELL for other farmers because of GREED.

Shittu Alhassan Shu’aibu is happy to STARVE the population as long as he makes MONEY.

WICKEDNESS!

Next time, COMMIT to vengeance.

That's like paying me to avoid a Yahoo Boy.

I'd do it for FREE!

It's SUPER EASY to tell when a woman BLOWS UP her family by hopping on a strange diiccck.

You'll hear things like:

1. "We are good friends"
2. "He's the best father"
3. "He's a good man"
4. "Irreconcilable differences"
5. "Finding myself"
6. "A new journey"

ALL are just code words for "I GOBBLED another man's dick".

Women are NASTY and VINDICTIVE.

So if the man messed up, she'd have RUINED him. Especially since he's an influencer.

She'd have done everything in her power to VILLIFY him and get him cancelled.

And even worse, she'd have recounted EVERYTHING she ever did for him. Like the USELESS girl Annie is doing by telling EVERYBODY she stole her father's bike to SPONSOR Tuface's career.

But men are TOO HONOURABLE!

They'll let a cheating BIIITCH continue to pretend to be a decent person.

Plus, some men still see their wife's infidelity as some kind of failure on their own part. They blame themselves instead of seeing that their cheating spouse is just a WHOOORE.

So they hide the truth and preemptively take the shame upon themselves.
That's WRONG!

If your wife cheats, BLOW up her life!
Let EVERYBODY know she's a WHOOORE!

DON'T give her the opportunity to still pretend to be a good person.

And NEVER allow her to twist the narrative like this whooore is doing.

They built a business and a brand on being the QUINTESSENTIAL family YET she's announcing their separation like someone changing their minds about what to have for dinner.

She CHEATED!

What is this new development of BLURRING the face of criminals?

It's MADNESS!

Criminals VIOLATE the law and the social contract, they should NOT be protected by it.

SHAME and STIGMA should be an automatic part of the punishments for CRIMINALS.

REVEAL their identities!

Also SCAMMED people of properties and laundered #2 BILLION and he's jailed for just ONE year.

That's NOT justice!

Feminism is a JOKE!
A SICK joke!

The fact that she had to CLARIFY that she supports feminism but DOESN'T support women being DISRESPECTFUL shows that the whole thing is MADNESS.

If you express your independence by being RUDE to people who can SNAP you in two like a pencil, then you are STUPID.

Feminism has done MORE harm to women than ANY other thing in history including Patriarchy.

In the past, nasty people had to traffic women for prostitution and pornography.

Today, thanks to feminism, a 19-year old University girl will fuccck her entire faculty including the lecturers to show how independent she is.

And women willingly SHOOT porn to launch their careers as "influencers". In fact, every woman wants to be a PORRRRNSTAR now.

Walking NAKED is now a sign of "empowerment".

Feminists will tell you that women are strong and bold but they still NEED men to agree to it.

CLOWNS!

That is why it's LAUGHABLE when people complain about politicians.

Nigerians are GREEDY and WICKED!
It's EVERYWHERE. Especially the greed.

It's so DISHEARTENING.

EVERYBODY wants to scam you!
From the market woman selling pepper to the Doctor running his own dental clinic.

Yet if you ask them, they'll BLAME inflation.
It's not, it's GREED.

Typical businesses will add 5-25% mark-up as their profit. But Nigerians will add 400-500%.

It's MADNESS!

Madness and GREED.

16.
Cultist.
Attempted murderer.
Addicted to social media.
And already fucking a USELESS married man.

Throw her in a JUVIE until she's 18 and then transfer her to a maximum security prison.

NO hope!

Why are you so "friendly" with a married woman to the extent that she feels ENTITLED to your phone?

You know for a FACT that the husband is already unhappy with your closeness to his wife YET you want to add a GIFT into the mix.

Plus, you may have NO ulterior motive but she's a SECOND wife to a poor man who sleeps at WORK. She's likely SEX-STARVED.

She'll use you for sex and BILL you as a bonus.

Keep your phone and STAY AWAY from her.
Otherwise yours may be the next head we see on Nairaland front page.

I have ALWAYS said it that the headquarters of INIQUITY is inside the CHURCH.

ALL religion is PERFORMATIVE!

People will go to church and pretend to be HOLIER than the Holy Trinity. Then return home and challenge the devil for his throne of WICKEDNESS.

A man will blow a trumpet on Sunday morning and return home in the evening to BLOW a fellow man.

A lady will raise hands in WORSHIP on Sunday morning and raise legs in WHOOORESHIP in the evening.

There is a PLAGUE of EVIL in the church.
And Campus Fellowships are GROUND ZERO.

The current appreciation of the Naira is not a function of what CBN is doing RIGHT. It's about what the US is doing WRONG.

Specifically, what their President is doing WRONG.

He's threatening and launching trade wars avainst his neighbours and allies in Europe.

He's making decisions and UNMAKING them the following day.

That instability and unpredictability is NOT good for the US economy.

The USD is a fake money backed by NOTHING but TRUST in the US government.
Now thanks to Trump, that trust is quickly VANISHING.

Because of that, a LOT of currencies appreciated against the US in the past month. Not just the Naira.

For context, while the USD/NGN rate has dropped by almost #200 since December; the GBP/NGN rate has only dropped by around #35

The problem is the USD. It's not a victory for the NGN.

If you want to hold Forex now, hold GBP.

The world is steadily moving beyond the skill economy.

Advancements in Artificial Intelligence is only going to COMPOUND the problem.

For context, HIGHLY skilled and educated people who work in NUCLEAR ENERGY were viciously FIRED by the US Government last week.

And even the LARGEST and MOST SUCCESSFUL companies keep laying off HIGHLY SKILLED engineers on a REGULAR basis.

And that's in spite of RECORD profits.

Point is the Skill Economy is on its way OUT.
It's all about OWNERSHIP now.

Ownership of income-generating assets, products or systems.

Any skill you learn must be geared towards OWNERSHIP of some kind.

So your point is CORRECT.

adaperry25:
thanks for this. Thank God I learned e-commerce earlier. That's what is sustaining me. I want to study product marketing. I believe no knowledge is a waste. Data Analysis will still be useful to me someday.

e-Commerce is GREAT!

If you haven't done it yet, learn Search Engine (Google) Marketing and Social Media Marketing. They'll help you scale FASTER.

And whatever you do, be sure to learn the BASICS of SEO. Specifically Local SEO.

SEO is a skill that you can DEPLOY across MULTIPLE platforms to your advantage. It's NOT exclusive to traditional search engines.

You can use it on TikTok, Telegram, Facebook, Instagram, etc.

Knowledge of SEO is the difference between naming your social media page "Adaperry Essence" and wasting away in digital obscurity OR naming your social media page "perfume vendor in Ikeja" and enjoying FREE visibility and more traffic to your business page.

Look into this if you haven't.

By the way, you are NOT wrong about the general usefulness of data analysis. Regardless of the job market, it's still a WONDERFUL skill to possess.

Data Analysis is SATURATED because everybody and their Mummies have gotten into it.

Anybody who can write a SUMIF Function in Excel thinks he's a data analyst. And they'd apply for the same job as you.

Even if you are more competent, your application is bound to get lost in the sea of other applications. And if you don't have a tech or maths related degree, that's another HURDLE.

You have 2 options:

1. SPECIALISE:
You can do this by selecting a specialisation like health or finance and streamlining your data analysis skill to that area of specialisation.

You will need to learn industry lingos and data requirements that are relevant to that industry.

Most sector that require data analysis in Nigeria is a SHIIITSHOW. The most mature of them is the banking and finance sector.

So I'd advise you to specialise in Financial Analysis. CFAInstitutedotorg has valuable resources that'll help uou.

Plus, you can BOLSTER your CV with ICAN certification.

2. GO DEEP:
Here you just bury yourself deep into data analysis until you come out at the other end which is Machine Learning.

ML is an integral part of AI and data analysis is an integral part of ML.

Those are your 2 options.

By the way, DISCARD the idea of getting a remote job. Most companies in Nigeria don't offer remote jobs. Maybe hybrid but NOT fully remote.

And NO foreign company will entrust their SENSITIVE business data to a Nigerian living in Nigeria.

For other people looking to get into tech, RESEARCH and choose a tech skill that's NOT dependent on getting a job.

Learn a tech skill that'll set you on the path of entrepreneurship.

Because the tech market is still a JOB market with all the problems that face a typical job market. Lile layoffs, job scarcities and low payments.

Learn a skill that'll help you BUILD for YOURSELF.

FAKE post meant to appeal to RACISTS.

I don't like Kendrick Lamar or his songs BUT that show was the MOST watched halftime show in the HISTORY of the NFL.

It even SURPASSED the late, great Michael Jackson's NFL performance.

There is NO way they regret selecting him for that performance.

This piece was written to APPEASE racists and, maybe, Lil Wayne.

Abortion is BETTER than this.