₦airaland Forum

The idiot Pastor lost sight of reality because of the level of CONTROL he exerts over his sheeples.

Imagine being angry because someone slaughtered ram on his OWN property just because it's facing your church.

That level of ENTITLEMENT and DELUSION can only be attributed to the fact that his sheeples treat him like god.

Hope his USELESS recruit son is kicked out of the Military along with his useless friends. And the pastor should be stripped of his pastorship.

Man is a real PATRIOT.

Playing for Portugal rejuvenates him.

Love the guy!

Another one?

It's almost like getting kidnapped is the PRIMARY job of Catholic Priests in the North. Preaching is just a side hustle.

If the churches insist on having Pastors and Priests in Nothern Nigeria, they should be PRUDENT by setting aside some tithes and offerings as Ransom Money.

The ability of POOR people to INVENT external causes for ALL their problems is just mind-blowing.

Rather than take responsibility for their failures, they'd rather blame Satan, village people and spiritual wife/husbands.

Now, a GROWN man has been used to create content because of stupidity.

Rich men like Davido and Dangote have LITERALLY crossed oceans to fuuuck STRANGE pussies YET they don't have spiritual wives. It's this one that's NEVER left his village in Ogbomosho that spritual wife will bother to disturb.

That's why school is NOT a scam even in Nigeria today.

Good education may NOT guarantee you a decent job BUT it'll prevent you from lying on a mat outside and in just your boxers while someone WIELDS a cutlass near you.

I'm surprised it's not Zobo. The kind of water some people use to produce the Zobo they sell to Nigerians would kill fish if it were used in a fishpond.

Nigerians are IRRATIONAL risk-takers.

Drinks with Nafdac numbers are being COUNTERFEITED and produced with GUTTER water YET you still have the gut to consume drinks that have no Nafdac number and ZERO oversight. In Lagos for that matter?

Very risky stuff.

I wanted to ask if you were a fool but then I realised you married a Nigerian Single Mother so I know tha answer to that.

So I'll go straight to the solution to your problem:

DON'T wait for her to take the matter to the police. She'll NEVER do that. It's more satisfying for her to assassinate your character and damage your reputation while you continue to squirm HELPLESSLY.

Instead, get off your ass and FILE a police report. Take ACTION and don't even let the bitch know.

THEN, get a lawyer and file a DEFAMATION lawsuit against her. What she's doing is a CRIME. It's not just trash talk.

Do BOTH immediately. And when she comes to beg you (as she definitely would), don't listen. Don't entertain her. Don't withdraw your case.

Let the bitch hustle for lawyer money along with feeding herself and her child in this Tinubu's cursed economy.

People like your ex-wife ONLY learn when the weight OVERWHELMING consequences hit them like a Dangote trailer.

Teach her a PAINFUL lesson. And gain your reputation back with a BOOST.

So states are getting up to a 94% increase in FAAC allocation YET governors are kicking against any MEANINGFUL increase in minimum wage?

I BLAME the workers who have found solace in labouring for peanuts while bitching about the government in low voices.

A sensible Labour Union, undaunted by bribes and intimidation, would have CRIPPLED the useless governors that refuse to pay a living wage.

Where I live, inflation acts like shitcoins on a bull run—it keeps jumping past UNBELIEVABLE points in very short periods of time.

Making a budget is now a joke. #50K would buy you just 57% of what it bought you 14 days ago.

You get anxiety when you receive your salary because you know you have to scheme and SCHEME some more just to cover basic amenities.

How Nigerian governors have not been gathered by their workers for communal ROASTING would be studied by future tyrants.

Also, anyone who thinks Lagos and Abuja are "cities" should NEVER be taken seriously in the first place.

Dumb people who willfully EXHIBIT their dumbness on social media should be IGNORED.

Death threat is a CRIME. Reporting him to the police is a VIABLE solution.

ALSO, why is you sister acting ALL dumb? There is a BLOCK button made specifically for idiots like this boy.

If she's not interested, she doesn't need to entertain the boy. Block him straight.

Finally, what's wrong with you?

Where is your father?
And where are your friends?

Why is the FOOLISH boy not in a coma after threatening your sister?

As a man, you should NEVER tolerate this kind of nonsense. Someone threatens you or yours, make them REGRET it. Immediately!

He knows where you live? Fuccck that!

YOU know where he lives. It takes nothing to waylay him and QUIETLY mend his stupidity with some PERMANENT and LIFE-CHANGING damages.

Best way to deal with idiots like this is to INCAPACITATE them FIRST.

As I already pointed out though, going to the police is another viable option. But you'd have better satisfaction making the FOOL a handicap.

WRONG move!

The innocent minister CANNOT be held responsible for the stupidity of other people.

People who have to travel to a DESERT country for their religious experience to be complete are the ones to be held accountable for getting ROASTED alived or trampled to death.

This is the Military rule some idiots want in Nigeria.

No matter how BAD you think our useless Politicians are, our USELESS Military is a 100 times.worse.

This new law will JAIL people for using social media to SHARE videos of the soldiers torturing people because it can "disturb public order".

These people are just lucky that ECOWAS is filled with a bunch of corrupt and SPINELESS cowards. Otherwise, this Tchiani guy would have been sent on a journey pf no return.

Ask the average Nigerian to describe their idea of God and Jesus and 99.9% of them would describe a WHITE man.

When they travel abroad, they are surrounded by white people. They are in heaven. The fact that 100% of the problems plaguing them in Nigeria has already been solved by the white people in the new country HELPS.

Religion reigns SUPREME where poverty and ignorance is prevalent. The poorer and less educated a people are, the more susceptible they are to religious MANIPULATIONS.

That's why the core Northern parts of Nigeria is a hot bed for religious EXTREMISM. Poverty and lack of education makes them easier to brainwash.

A galore of USELESSNESS!

First, there is the Devil calling himself a pastor who disturbs the WHOLE neighbourhood with loudspeakers.

You will not understand the FRUSTRATION of the neighbour if you've not had speakers BLARING into your room at 1 AM on a Wednesday morning because of vigil.

The screaming and stomping of the members would make you think thoughts that'll make you question whether you are really the devil.

How Christianity went from Jesus condemning Pharisees who pray in public to IRRITATING loudspeakers is still a mystery.

THEN, there is the USELESS new recruit flexing his NONEXISTENT muscles on civilians. If the recruits come face to face with bandits and terrorists now, they'd devolve into COWARDS and CRYBABIES.

But that's the ONLY thing the Nigerian Military can ever get right—intimidating and assaulting UNARMED civilians. When it comes to real THREATS, they are useless.

In fact Nigerian soldiers are so USELESS, it took TEN of them to assault just ONE DEFENCELESS man and TWO women.

YET the man and his wife are still standing GIDIGBA!

Very WEAK pussies.

Newspapers and blogs in Nigeria are so USELESS!

They claimed that he paid EVERYBODY'S hospital bills when in fact he did NOT pay for ANYBODY'S hospital bill.

He visited the hospital and gave money and donations directly to SOME patients. Patients could use it to pay their hospital bills or their families could FEUD over it like Mr. Ibu's family.

Even though Burna Boy did a GREAT thing, the fact that his publicity team went with an EXAGGERATED narrative rather than correct the story is SHITTY.

"He alleged Giroux threatened Isaiah Olugbemi at least two other times with a gun this year; once in January and a second time in June."

Looks like he was warned TWICE before being gunned down the third time.

In the US, it's best to AVOID confrontations. Even if you are built like The Rock with the boxing skills of Mike Tyson and the person threatening you looks like Sanyeri. Best thing is still to WALK AWAY.

Call the cops if confrontation is prolonged or you think violence is imminent.

Trying to be a tough guy could get you killed. The US has OVER 21 million depressed people who think life is shiiit. And they ALL have access to GUNS. One small fumble and you get a bullet.

ANY little dispute you have with your neighbour, let Police settle it.

If Nigeria had a sensible legal system, Newspapers in Nigeria would be swimming in lawsuits and DEBTS.

This shitty Newspaper is claiming that Providus is being investigated for fraud. Whereas the explanation in the body of the article CLEARLY demonstrates that the bank is merely ASSISTING the police in a fraud investigation.

The culprits are known. The fraud is known and the bank is NOT complicit. That a bank is used for a fraudulent transaction does not mean the bank is GUILTY of fraud.

Whoever let this article be published is either DUMB or MALICIOUS. Either way, Providus Bank ought to sue them into FURTHER oblivion since the newspaper is already in oblivion.

ALSO the BDC operator, Shamsudeen Ahmed, is EXTREMELY dumb and EXCEPTIONALLY greedy. Dollar is #1,4600+ YET he wanted to buy a whole 1 Million Dollars at a rate of #1000/dollar.

That's short-changing the sellers to the tune of #400,000,000 (FOUR HUNDRED MILLION NAIRA).

Which legitimate businesspeople would WILLINGLY take a loss of #400M?

Greedy fool even borrowed money because he thought he was taking advantage of the sellers.

The picture ignored a LOT about that girl.

At 26, she:

1. Already had a 9-year old son (her son later died of drug overdose at 20)

2. Had been married and divorced.

3. Had been a STRIPPER.

4. Had been a IndecentStar (modelling for Playboy).

She's basically a walking-talking RED FLAG.

She seduced the old man in a strip club and wanted a WHOLE 1.6 Billion DOLLARS even though she was not even in the will.

Fought the family for years. GREEDY girl wanted millions for blowing a geriatric diick.

Before she died of DRUG OVERDOSE at just 39 years old, she had another child which led to a PATERNITY dispute between two men.

Girl is a WORLD-CLASS olosho.

Back to the topic:

No love for POOR men. Love is a luxury only rich men can afford.

Poor men just have to put up with women who tolerate them. And suffer and endure with them.

But rich men have no problem getting "True Love" from women.

For instance, even though EVERYBODY in the world saw Davido WEEPING on his knees while begging an American hookup girl, Chioma is still planning her wedding to him.

Can only be true love, right?

From her body language, you can EASILY tell that the man was the girlfriend in that relationship.

NO masculine man would want a relationship with the girl. She's realised that too after being dumped by the guy she dumped this guy for. And that's why she's back talking to him.

But she's dealing with a SISSY-MAN so instead of begging on her hands and kneels, she's talking NONSENSE and trying to chance him into taking her back.

A girl dumped you, then blocked you EVERYWHERE and you still entertain a conversation with her. That's just DUMB!

After Mary INSISTED that she was definitely a virgin despite getting pregnant outside of wedlock, no woman can shock me with her lies.

A VERY stupid woman. It's no wonder NO work was assigned to her in 20 years.

The company should countersue for every dime she collected in the past 20 years.

This level of stupid should bring SEVERE consequences.

Not one but TWO leg chains and a GIANT nosering.

That is a HOOKUP girl.

The restaurant did the right thing. You can't advertise your business inside another person's business.

Hustle for your own customers and stop trying to steal the customers of another business.

Bandits are calling people like someone in the talking stage of a relationship YET both the Police and Military REFUSE to do anything about it.

Also, Tinubu's failure to address this menace will come back to bite EVERY Nigerian in the ass.

The #16M and 3 bikes would be used to EXPAND their operations. They'll recruit MORE people to KIDNAP and KILL.

Allowing crime to be INORDINATELY rewarded is how you end up with a country like Haiti where CANNIBALS roam the streets like untethered goats.

This kidnappers are DUMB illiterates. To deal with them is VERY simple.

For instance, the leader of the gang himself came to pick up the ransom. Just 15 Policemen with ordinary AK47 would have shown him the error of his ways.

Allowing gangs of criminals to operate FREELY is why TERRORISM is gradually becoming a National Cake where every region wants their own share.

" I think it's high time government should criminalized their excesses..."

Except government don't care.

This is PURE evil. Destroying another person's livelihood to enrich yours.

These herdsmen will NOT stop unless they are stopped with a GREATER BRUTALITY.

Farmers and their communities need to drop hoes and wheelbarrows, it's time for GUNS and CUTLASSES.

The ONLY reason they continue their attacks is because the people they attack refuse to fight back. Their victims still look to the government for help.

Violence and slaughter is not exclusive to the herdsmen and they are not immune to fear and death.

They are just NOT facing any resistance.

Imagine DESTROYING a person's livelihood so deliberately and calmly and then making a video to post on their TikTok channel.

They could do that because there is no REPERCUSSIONS for their actions.

If a community of farmers had banded together to attack the CRIMINALS and slaughtered them along with their Cattle then LEFT them to rot in the farm as fertilisers, they will learn to thread with caution.

Repeat this 10 to 15 times. Use at least 150 herdsmen and a 1000 cattle as fertilisers. Let them learn that to invade a farmland is to become fertiliser.

Sit back and watch them BEG for ranches.

If it's NOT Malachi 3:10, Pastors don't preach it.

Funniest patt is that EXTREMELY educated people still haul The Bible around. They still take it as the UNQUESTIONABLE Word of God.

A book that ENDORSES slavery so many times and so EMPHATICALLY should have ZERO bearing on how people live their lives.

Christians cherry-pick and are WILLFULLY blind to parts they don't like.

For instance, King David MURDERED a man because of ordinary pussy YET the Saviour of all mankind is his descendant.

Then there is the issue of King Solomon. Read Ecclesiastes where the dude kept screaming that EVERYTHING IS USELESS.

Read Ecclesiastes with critical reasoning and you'll realise Solomon was DEPRESSED. That's a dude who needed THERAPY not veneration.

This is justified!

If for nothing else, then for his TRASHY attitude. A national ICON should NEVER act like a common bus conductor.

He displayed ZERO etiquette, ZERO class, ZERO decorum and extreme MANNERLESSNESS in his response.

Even threatened VIOLENCE against people for advising him to be level-headed. Very DISGRACEFUL attitude.

He should NEVER be allowed to wear a Nigerian Jersey until the day he dies.

Good news for the Artistes but the company Executives have their priorities UPSIDE DOWN.

Money should be funneled into R&D to make better products. And products in packages that fit into the current economic realities of Nigerians. Instead of giving free money to tich people.

Although Tinubu's economy is a DISASTER, some of the companies fleeing Nigeria were wrecked by BAD MANAGEMENT. Cadbury is on track to be the next one.

For instance, I haven't touched TomTom in years. They advertise it as a menthol candy but the current product in the market is RUBBISH. You get a SHITLOAD of sugar and the menthol is just an aftertaste.

Influencer marketing can only push a bad product so far.

There should be a sixth and seventh law.

SIXTH BASIC LAW OF HUMAN STUPIDITY:

Never underestimate the EXTENT of a person's stupidity. Stupidity runs deeper than the deepest parts of an ocean.

You see a stupid person do something supremely stupid and you think to yourself "surely, he can't do anythinymore stupid". You would be wrong.

Stupid people have a bottomless pit of stupidity they draw from. They have a LIMITLESS reservoir of stupidity. They can unleash waves after waves of EXTREME stupidity before you realise they're just warming up.

SEVENTH LAW OF HUMAN STUPIDITY:

Stupidity CANNOT be corrected by an EXTERNAL factor. So pointing out that a person or an action is stupid is POINTLESS.

They'll just double down and pile on MORE stupidity.

Logical arguments or UNDENIABLE evidence makes no difference to stupid people. So don't even bother.

What a FAT liar!

Your handkerchief could not cure cancer but it can grow breasts.

Ask for a simple proof now and they'll scream persecution.

What's the name of the woman and which hospital did the surgery?

ALSO, most patients who undergo mastectomy also get breast implants to replace the lost one.

The ONLY miracle that happened here is the wonder of modern medicine not a useless handkerchief.

Even their "makeup free" pictures are carefully crafted and it's still touted as the height of female BRAVERY.

If you've seen a Nigerian girl without makeup and push-up bras, horror movies would look like comedy skits to you.

Only a politician can still cause pain even in death.

Concerning.

This is NONSENSE reporting by Premium Times.

The COAS did not make a DEFINITIVE statement. It's just a general charge to service to make the new recruits feel important.

It's not different from what the VC of a university would say at the convocation ceremony of graduating students.

Premium Times made a feel-good speech sound like a definite plan of ACTION. Nonsense reporting.