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FamilyRe: My Wife Doesn’t Respect Or Love Me Any More And I Think I Caused It by Namaster: 8:25am On Jun 17, 2024
"She even said recently in a fight that I disgust her and she hated me."

That's a NEW dick speaking through your wife. You wife started tasting a new dick a couple of months ago and that's when it started.

She only asked you to stay because the new dick knows she's a LovePeddler and will not have anything serious with her. He'll fuuuck the shit out of her, though.

The fact that you stayed after being told to your face that you are no different from FAECES to her shows you have ZERO respect for yourself.

You have NO boundaries. So get ready for MORE. She'll start BEATING you soon.

You are the WET dream of abusive whores—an introvert with LOW self-esteem who'll SWEEP the house while a bitch is in bed SLEEPING till 10 o' clock. If you have a little money, your LovePeddler has hit the jackpot.

You'll NOT listen but I'll tell you anyway:

Get a DNA test for both kids. Then KICK her out. No matter the results of the DNA tests, KICK HER OUT.
PoliticsRe: New National Anthem Is New Song Your Pastor Prophesied You Would Sing This Year by Namaster: 6:40pm On Jun 16, 2024
Prophecy fulfilled. grin

Time to use your June salary as your second First Fruit. grin
CrimeRe: Stanley Overmureye: Man Allegedly Murders His 6-Year-Old Daughter In Delta by Namaster: 6:33pm On Jun 16, 2024
This is one of the BIG COMMAS in humanity.

There are responsible men out there who will NEVER be trusted with a hire purchase keke napep BUT an adult man in crazy jeans gets to be trusted with a WHOLE human being.

This is a DEFECT in humanity.

There is NO excuse to murder a child. Even if it's not yours.
Christianity EtcRe: I Know There Is A GOD by Namaster: 10:19am On Jun 16, 2024
You got pinched in a dream and you felt it IRL so that is EMPIRICAL proof that God did it. Hilarious grin

As a kid, did you not dream of urinating in a bush just to wake up and realise the bush is in fact your bed.

Also, seeing the G.O of Salvation Ministries in a dream means absolutely NOTHING! He's someone you are already familiar with.

It would be more profound if you had a dream about a Priest in one village in Mexico you've never heard about. And you had to Google his name.

Your title claims you KNOW but your post says you BELIEVE.
CrimeRe: Married Pastor Dumps Wife & Children, Opts For Mistress With Sworn Affidavit... by Namaster: 10:07am On Jun 16, 2024
"And when she asks him about those women, he will start beating her to the extent that she had to run to her village and her parents brought her back."

WTF is this??

What kind of USELESS parents would encourage their daughter to continue to be a punching bag?

This is why an ADULT, especially women, must be financially INDEPENDENT before getting married. The first whiff of verbal or physical abuse or infidelity, you carry your bags and LEAVE .

You don't have to go back home to USELESS parents who'll force you to go back until you get beaten to DEATH.

The WORST thing about this is that there are educated men and women who still listen to this ABUSIVE and ADULTEROUS randy man who calls himself a pastor.
CrimeRe: Nigeria Man Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Human Trafficking In South Africa by Namaster: 1:22pm On Jun 15, 2024
Great one from South Africa.

Love it when punishments fall upon criminals like July rain.

As if the 4 LIFE IMPRISONMENTS were not enough, they hammered Jude with another 18-year BONUS jail term.

Love it!
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Reacts After Seeing Burkina Faso Military President Donating Blood by Namaster: 1:07pm On Jun 15, 2024
Mercenary123:
The standard of living in Burkina Faso is way higher than what is obtainable in Nigeria
Move to Burkina Faso.
Foreign AffairsRe: Nigerian Reacts After Seeing Burkina Faso Military President Donating Blood by Namaster: 1:03pm On Jun 15, 2024
Ever heard of IMAGE LAUNDERING and PROPAGANDA?

This guy is donating blood (and taking pictures of it) for the same reason politicians kiss babies (and take pictures of it).

ONLY reason this works is because an OVERWHELMING number of people are EXTREMELY gullible.

You can already see a FOOLISH Nigeria professing hus love.
CrimeRe: Outrage As Police Officers Go Door-to-door Demanding Settlements (photos) by Namaster: 11:41am On Jun 15, 2024
Nothing portends CRIMINALITY like a Nigerian in uniform.

Whenever you see a Nigerian in ANY uniform, you can be 100% certain you're dealing with a criminal.
CrimeRe: Ebonyi Youths Set Kinsman’s Houses Ablaze Over ‘prophecy’ by Namaster:
Find that Prophet.

Burn his house.
Burn his father's house.
Burn his mother's house.
Arrange to have the house of his future generations BURNED!

Also, what a bunch of USELESS Youths!
PoliticsRe: Abia Assembly, Innoson Face-off Over Vehicles For Lawmakers (photos) by Namaster: 7:32pm On Jun 14, 2024
"In response to the statement made by the House of Assembly regarding payment, we want to emphasize that we have not received any payment for the vehicles ordered for the Abia State House of Assembly Members. When His Excellency requested payment, we made a conscious decision not to accept any payment until the vehicles are finally produced and delivered. Therefore, the House of Assembly's claim that payment has been made is inaccurate."

YET the USELESS Politician went to the media to badmouth and THREATEN a legitimate business.

It's even WORSE when you consider the fact that IVM is taking a HUGE risk by manufacturing the products BEFORE receiving payments from politicians in Nigeria.

EEDC is learning the hard way in Enugu. Used their services, refused to oay and locked their offices.

If the Legal System in Nigeria wasn't such a joke, IVM would have sued this Speaker so hard even his third generations would turn to BAMBIALAS just to pay off the settlement.
EducationRe: A Lecturer Sets To Attempt 150 Hours Longest Marathon Lecture by Namaster: 5:31pm On Jun 14, 2024
Why is he dressed like a Mummy G.O?
PoliticsRe: Soldier’s Killing : We Arrested Over 100 Suspects, Released Those Not Connected by Namaster: 6:34am On Jun 14, 2024
This is why I have ZERO pity for them when Bandits, Terrorists and UGM tear them a new asshole.

Imagine the NONSENSE!

They KIDNAPPED innocent people, intimidated and tortured them. Just to come out and tell us they were innocents.

I'm very sure that a LOT of the remaining people in tgeir custody are INNOCENT.

IF Nigeria wasn't such a SHITHOLE, the idiots in Military uniforms would have been DISMISSED and prosecuted for harassment.

Iimagine conducting an UPSIDE DOWN show of shame and calling it investigation. They areested people first, then prove their guilt later.

A sham show!
CrimeRe: Court Jails Woman Over ₦‎2 Billion Ponzi Scheme Fraud by Namaster: 8:49pm On Jun 13, 2024
"Ekwo sentenced Suleiman to three years imprisonment in count one and two years imprisonment in count two to run concurrently from the date of the order."

That means she'll serve just 3 years in prison. Probably less.

Nigeria is a 419 country. A scammer who stole #2 BILLION was convicted and sentenced to just 3 years.

Also, what asset does a FAKE company have that would be forfeited to the FG? The government should have hired a Forensic Accountant to track down the funds.

By the way, Nigerians who still fall for PONZI Schemes after MMM are some of the MOST foolish people on earth.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Sing The New National Anthem From Their Notebooks (pix & Video) by Namaster: 8:44pm On Jun 13, 2024
They ALL look like criminals.
PoliticsRe: Minimum Wage: I Will Approve What Nigeria Can Afford - Tinubu by Namaster: 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2024
If Nigeria can afford to spend #8.64BILLION for Tinubu and Shettima's RUDDERLESS travels, Nigeria CAN afford to pay workers a living wage.

I just hope the Labour Unions are not strong-armed into accepting NONSENSE.
FoodRe: A Crocodile Was Terrorizing an Australian Town. The Residents Cooked And Ate It by Namaster: 8:05pm On Jun 13, 2024
Justice done the Nigerian Way.
PoliticsRe: Lawmakers Want Urgent Purchase Of New Aircraft For Tinubu, Shettima by Namaster: 8:03pm On Jun 13, 2024
They should just make sure it's a BOEING. grin
CrimeRe: Ekiti Pastor Enoch Ebinyiam Jailed For Life For Defiling Church Member Daughter by Namaster:
"The girl was said to usually frequent the mission house to help the wife of the Pastor with house chores and help his young children with their school assignments."

FOOLISH and BRAINWASHED parents who turn their kids into slaves for pastors should also be prosecuted.

Imagine the NONSENSE!

How do you justify the fact that a grown adult who is married fo another adult and have their own children CANNOT take care of themselves?

Brainwashed fools like this child's parents make a convincing argument FOR Eugenics.

Also, kudos to Justice Olusegun Ogunyemi.

I'd much prefer that rapist pedophiles be sentenced to DEATH. But letting them die in prison is a great one too.
PoliticsRe: Men Will Dress Like Women If Nigerians Are Told Only Women Will Eat - Peter Obi by Namaster: 7:52pm On Jun 13, 2024
What is this one saying now?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Rivers State Students Protest, Demanding Disbandment Of Man O' War. by Namaster: 2:01pm On Jun 13, 2024
"We learnt that the student walked on the pavement at the Man ‘O’ War office located at Hostel F which made some of the personnel to allegedly assault him"

Just imagine!

Put a Nigerian in uniform, any uniform, qnd he becomes an ANIMAL.

Same Man O' War will DISAPPEAR if ordinary cultists with cutlass attack the school.
FoodRe: Cost Of Living Is Still Relatively Cheap In The North, See #200 Food by Namaster: 1:59pm On Jun 13, 2024
Remove terrorism, religious extremism, banditry and fanatism and Northern Nigeria would have been a fine place to live.

But left the way it is, I wouldn't live there even if Manna was falling from heaven.
RomanceRe: She Cheated!! Can You Give Her A Second Chance (full Story) by Namaster:
First of all, my advice is NOT for OP because he seems determined to be a WOMAN WRAPPER.

Listen guys:

A woman CONFESSED to OP that he was her second choice and he's still acting all confused and dazed.

The girl literally told him that she thought her ex-BF wanted to rekindle their failed relationship. And that's why she LIED to him and STOPPED having sex with him.

This EVIL girl used God to lie to the OP. That some pastor or prophet had a vision that she shouldn't have sex for now and the fOOL believed it. grin

Meanwhile, she was getting VIGOROUSLY dicked down by her ex-BF while confessing to OP that no one has ever loved her the way he did. angry

OP is a FOOL for love. Don't be like OP.

Another thing to take note is that whenever you feel jealous, NEVER let any useless girl convince you that you are insecure or immature.

Jealousy is an EVOLUTIONARY trait that evolved to help you detect infidelity and mate poachers. When you get jealous, know that something is WRONG.

Finally, men need to understand the concept of TRICKLE TRUTH.

That's what happened to OP here. Women will NEVER admit to the full extent of their infidelity. That's why they go crazy at the mention of DNA tests.

Instead, they'll feed you little bits of the truth. If you continue to push, they'll tell another truth that's not as bad as what they actually did.

Take OP situation for example:

Before she was caught, girl first admitted to helping a "male friend" to go to the market.

When she was caught, she admitted she went on a date with a guy.

Then she admitted that she went on a date with her ex.

Then she admitted to having sex with her ex.

Then she admitted to only having sex with her ex TWICE.

Then she admitted to FORCING him to use condoms. grin

Finally, she admitted to having sex with her ex because she was going to leave OP to be in a relationship with him.

You'll notice her admission comes in "trickles" with each successful trickle WORSE than the last.

The objective is to DOWNPLAY their unfaithfulness as something minor. And ALL of them do it.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Poor, Elected Officials Should Earn Minimum Wage – Soludo by Namaster:
Politicians will NEVER sign off on that.

The ONLY reason they got into Politics is to LOOT and LOOT and LOOT. Then when you think they are done, they'll LOOT some more.

A state governor that has done NOTHING for his state in 3 years would appoint MORE THAN 200 special assistants.

A senator that has NOT sponsored a bill in years would travel in a convoy of 6-7 cars. His entourage are wined and dined on public fund. Then he'll still get money for some hardship allowance.

Politicians EVERYWHERE are vessels of corruption and conduits for the rot in every society. Sane societies just try to curb their excesses with strong institutions and a solid constitution.

But Nigerians GLORIFY them. They defend them because of tribalism and ignorance. So they'll continue to get fleeced until kingdom come.
EntertainmentRe: Cubana Chiefpriest Ran Away From Competition~Eastern Post by Namaster: 9:07am On Jun 13, 2024
This would be very hilarious if it wasn't so DUMB.

The fact that Cubana Chief Priest is BIGGER than the Eastern Post accusing him of running from competition shows that the Eastern Post is just a LOCAL CHAMPION.

Imagine being a media company and ONE Z-list celebrity is so MUCH bigger than you that talking about him is a publicity stunt for you.

grin
EducationRe: Sex For Grade: UNN Introduces Strict Dress Code To Maintain Academic Decorum by Namaster: 5:33pm On Jun 12, 2024
This is victim-blaming on an INSTITUTIONAL level.

Very shameful!
FoodRe: 3 Affordable Protein Foods To Consider As Price Of Beans Soars by Namaster:
Whoever wrote this is either EXCEPTIONALLY dumb or still thinks Goodluck Jonathan is President.

Egg is so EXPENSIVE that one crooked politician went on TV to say that egg is a luxury meant for rich people.

Egusi too has turned into granulated gold. Very expensive. Plus, it's not to be eaten in a vacuum. With the accompaniments needed, you might as well just buy the beans.

Overall, this is a DUMB piece.
PoliticsRe: We Won't Tolerate Violence - DSS Issues Warning On June 12 Protests by Namaster: 7:17pm On Jun 11, 2024
It is the CURSE of every Nigerian Security Outfit to be unusually AROUSED by the prospect of brutalising innocent and unarmed civilians.

Imagine the DSS getting a hard-on for a violent protest that has NOT happened. They are so EAGER to threaten and intimidate protesters that don't even exist right now.

And that's the ONLY thing this particularly USELESS outfit does. Intimidation and oppression of the innocent. Nothing else!

They don't face terrorists. They don't face bandits. They NEVER face killer herdsmen. They don't deal with armed robbers or unknown gunmen.

But they are quick to act like rambo at the thought of MAGINARY violent protesters. As if they'd be anywhere near there if the protesters were truly maleficent.
BusinessRe: Dangote Inaugurates CKD Truck Assembly Plant In Lagos by Namaster: 1:31pm On Jun 11, 2024
Dangote NEEDS to become the President of Nigeria.

We need someone like him leading the country. Not someone with QUESTIONABLE education, QUESTIONABLE character and QUESTIONABLE source of wealth.

Love this guy.
TravelRe: Malawi VP Chilima, Others Confirmed Dead! Missing Plane Found With No Survivors by Namaster: 12:02pm On Jun 11, 2024
I am offering a free helicopter ride to Tinubu and Shettima as a thank you for ALL they've done for Nigeria.

Someone should let them know. grin
AgricultureRe: Bandits Destroy Our Crops After Collecting ‘tax’ From Us –kaduna Farmers by Namaster: 8:49pm On Jun 10, 2024
Tinubu is a FAILURE!

Nigerians are being killed and kidnapped in LARGE numbers EVERYDAY yet Tinubu fervently ignores it.

Imagine citizens of a country with Military who get FAT allocations in the annual budgets still have to pay tribute to terrorists and bandits.

That is a terrible BREACH of the social contract. If Nigerian Government is unable or unwilling to protect her citizens, there is ZERO point ot its continual existence.

Let the states be FRACTURED! And let everyone make arrangements for their own safety.

Meantime, Nigerians should be ready to buy 1 bell pepper for #200. Cooking with fresh tomatoes would soon become a status symbol.

Tinubu is a HUUUUUGE failure.

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