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Family › Re: How Do I Deal With This Spousal Issue by Namaster: 8:39am On Dec 13, 2024
Dude you should be hanging around in a gym 'cause you enjoy being a PUNCHING BAG.

She HATES you.
But you hate yourself MORE.

Otherwise you wouldn't have spent a DECADE with such a CONTENTIOUS demon.

She constantly and blatantly DISREGARD you, yet you keep coming back for more.

ZERO self esteem!

You want to have a SERIOUS conversation with your wife and she's using you to play CANDYCRUSH.

Imagine!

YOUR RECOURSE:

1. CEASE all conversations with her.

2. STOP working on the marriage.

3. DO DNA tests on all the kids (seems you spend a lot of time away from home).

4. SEPARATE your kids from her bastards.

5. KICK her out of your house!

6. NEVER talk to her again.

7. Read "No More Mr Nice Guy".

8. Find yourself some SELF-ESTEEM!
Politics › Re: IPOB Assures Igbo People Traveling Home Of Safety During Yuletide by Namaster: 8:56am On Dec 12, 2024
This TERRORIST group should have been DISMANTLED a long time ago.

Government after government keep treating terrorists with kid's gloves. That's how Boko Haram became such a menace.

Now another terrorist group has a full-fledged MILITIA with weapons.

Going to a place because a group of terrorists gave you assurances of safety is like grabbing a TRANSFORMER because it promised not to SHOCK you.

Stay safe and stay AWAY!
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Wear This Rubbish On Dates? (photo) by Namaster: 8:20pm On Dec 10, 2024
Looks like someone is used to being used by Yahoo boys.
Politics › Re: NLC Boss Laments Struggle To Enforce Minimum Wage Amid Economic Hardship by Namaster:
WEAK men in positions of power are the reasons the world is inching closer to a FASCISTIC dystopia everyday.

These Governors pass budgets to the tune of HUNDREDS of BILLIONS every year. They set aside billions just to FEED themselves. And billions more to embark on POINTLESS and FRUITLESS travels.

YET to pay #70,000 per month is like asking them for a kidney. Some of them will pay HALF and others will owe SEVERAL months of salary.

And WEAK labour leaders like Ajaero let them get away with that NONSENSE.

They gleefully ABUSE their powers while Labour leaders are TIMID and unwilling to exercise theirs.

The whole point of a Labour Union is to give power to workers. To protect them from being abused and maltreated by ANY employer, including the government.

But NLC keeps acting like their purpose is to COMPLAIN, LAMENT and make empty THREATS.

If Governments in Nigeria have demonstrated that they'd only rrspond to STRIKE actions and nothing else, then NLC should be ready to go on strikes at the slightest provocation.

Governor doesn't want to pay minimum wage, LOCK down the state for 3 weeks!

Don't wail!
Family › Re: Did She Cheat Or Is She Planning To Cheat? by Namaster: 7:22pm On Dec 10, 2024
It's December 10, you have THREE weeks to plan an emergency New Year's visit for January.

That's all I'm going to say. grin
Crime › Re: Jamaican TikToker, Niah Gang, Shot Dead While Live Streaming On TikTok by Namaster: 7:05pm On Dec 10, 2024
Has MORE tattoos than skin, including neck and face tattoos.

His nickname has GANG in it.

He's 23 years old with a child.

He's another useless CULTIST made famous by TikTok.

Every SENSIBLE country needs to BAN TikTok.
Family › Re: Pregnant Women Get Wahala. by Namaster:
grin

Married pregnant women are some of the SHITTIEST women out there.

Their entitlement is UNPARALLELED!

They think the world should serve them just because they got fuccked and got pregnant.

They reduce their husbands to SLAVES and the rest of the world to ASSISTANT slaves.

You will see a SINGLE 7-months pregnant lady jogging to catch a bus to her daily HUSTLE but a MARRIED 3-weeks pregnant lady will throw a tantrum if her husband does not run to get her a COCKROACH-FLAVOURED ice-cream at 3 AM.

Married pregnant ladies make OUTLANDISH requests of their husbands. The push boundaries and become UNREASONABLE.

Carrying a GROWN adult on your back is difficult enough. But carrying a GROWN adult who is also pregnant on your back is just RIDICULOUS.

You could STUMBLE and fall. And that would be a DISASTER.

Her request was an UNREASONABLE attempt to assert CONTROL over you.

If she was REALLY tired, she'd have just asked you to wait for her to regain her strength before you continue your stroll.

But she wanted to make her monkey DANCE.
Family › Re: Picture: Man Laments As Court Take Away His Wife by Namaster: 8:36am On Dec 09, 2024
Johnson Okereke sounds like a FOOL!

If a Governor is happy to raise a BASTARD, let him!

Regardless of how wealthy you are, a Governor will provide a better life for your offspring. He'd get access to better education and connections that'd set him up for life!

And when all is said and done and the Governor has been milked for the last dreg of benefits he can provide, your child will SEEK you out.

This is the WAY.
Celebrities › Re: "If Anything Happens To Me Just Know It's Naira Marley And Zino" Lil Smart by Namaster:
Society is BROKEN!

We reward touts, thugs and idiooots with fame, money and influence.

Young people have NO role models except for Yahoo boys and prostitutes.

Stupid people win celebrity just because their stupidity can reach a wide range of audiences.

Record labels are now owned by CULTISTS.
And musicians sing NONSENSE and hide behind catchy beats.

Stupidity is MAINSTREAM!

This fool is either LYING about being kidnapped, beaten and stripped NAKED to promote a stupid song ('cause I don't know how he was beaten and stripped naked yet still had access to a phone to make a recording).

Or

He's telling the truth and he somehow managed to get away from his kidnappers. And instead of filing a police report, he took it to Instagram.

Either way, he's a FOOL. And if anything happens to him, it'd be his own fault.
Family › Re: Please Guys I Need Honest Advice by Namaster:
You FAILED as a man when you forgave a cheater qnd a liar.

You FAILED as a man when you took back a WHOORE and decided to raise her BASTARD.

You made yourself a BIGGER fool by loving, treating and investing in her bastard like your own child.

Women are RESOURCE-CONSCIOUS. They understand the scarcity of emotional and financial resources and how important it is to raising kids.

That's why a seemingly generous and kind woman would be STINGY and WICKED to the children of other people in her care.

A man that's willing to DOLE out these resources to take care of a child that's not his is seen as a WASTEFUL and UNRELIABLE man that cannot be trusted to put his own family first.

When you started loving and treating her BASTARD equal to your own children, you FAILED!

You showed her that the most HORRIBLE kind of child (i.e the product of a great BETRAYAL) deserves the same amount of love and care as your OWN flesh and blood.

UTTER FAILURE!

Another point of failure is keeping her secret affair secret. She BETRAYED you and you still did her a favour by hiding her affair.

Failure!

When you find out your woman betrayed you, you tell the WHOLE WORLD. Shame and stigma are two INDISPENSABLE pillars of any society.

You tell HER family.
You tell YOUR family.
You tell HER church/mosque.
You tell HER friends.
You tell YOUR friends.

And you NEVER take her back!

You never take her back and give her another opportunity to BETRAY you again.

Taking a cheating woman back is like being shot in the chest with a pistol while wearing a bulletproof vest. And then taking off the vest and handing the shooter a BAZOOKA while telling them to take another shot to your head.

Only thing you can do right now is go to her family house with the MOST rugged and UNRULY members of your own family and take back your TWO children.

Do DNA tests to confirm that they're actually yours and then BLOCK the bitch, her family and her bastard.

NEVER talk to them again.

If she wants to see her children, she can go to court.
Romance › Re: Two Lessons I Learned late About Love �and Marriage by Namaster: 5:05pm On Dec 03, 2024
3. Don't marry!
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor Arrested Abroad For Greeting ‘ladies And Gentlemen’ — Adeboye by Namaster: 11:24am On Dec 02, 2024
Adeboye lies TOO much!

NOBODY will arrest anybody for just saying "Ladies and gentlemen". There is no malice or damage done by saying that to the extent that Police will be involved.

He needs to stop telling OBVIOUS lies!

Otherwise, he'd spend his last days making APOLOGIES just like he did for saying people will NOT enter heaven unless they bring him their tithes.
Travel › Re: Should I Leave For UK by Namaster: 7:20pm On Nov 30, 2024
Run to Canada withour DELAY!
Don't even think twice.

You can leverage the contract job as local experience to get other Canadian jobs.

The KEY reason to leave Nigeria is your child(ren). Nothing else.

There is POISON in Nigeria. It stifles growth and fertilizes WICKEDNESS.
And it's only going to get WORSE!

Plus if you don't do it NOW, you may live to REGRET it. Canada is about to get a Conservative, anti-immigrant government that would make it difficult to relocate.

Leave NOW!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Becomes The 47th President Of The United States Of America by Namaster: 9:12am On Nov 06, 2024
Ever8090:
only an islamic terrorist will speak this way ..
Very TRUE!

Give me your address, let me send you some light JIHAD. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Are Some Nigerians Taking USA Election Personal by Namaster:
The US is the TEMPLATE for Democracy.

The results have CONSEQUENCES for the whole world. Including Nigeria.

If the BEST country in the world can elect a CONVICTED FELON who rapes women when he's NOT busy being a PEDOPHILE.

THEN, having a corrupt DRUG DEALER in Aso Rock is justified.

Plus, BILLIONAIRES all over the world are watching.
Trump, Thiel and Musk have handed them the PLAYBOOK for grabbing power.

ALSO, a lot of people are SHOCKED at the hypocrisy and ABSOLUTE stupidity of Americans.

America pretends to be the BASTION of Freedom, Equality and common sense. But the EVIDENCE suggests otherwise.

Another thing about the election is that it proves that VIOLENT Nationalism mixed with religion win VOTES.

Now EVERY candidate will be campaigning on EJECTING immigrants and making it impossible for people to come in.

US has shown that it works, Canada is soon to FOLLOW.

Trump is getting away with the most HEINOUS crimes known to man and the world is watching.

The consequences of this election is FAR-REACHING.

That's why people all over the world, including Nigerians, take it serious.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Becomes The 47th President Of The United States Of America by Namaster: 8:36am On Nov 06, 2024
richeeyo:
He raped your mother ni
You people just open mouth and talk trash
If he did, she'd have given birth to a BASTARD like you.
Since we are NOT related, he definitely did not.

Now that your question is answered, kindly send your HOOKER mum to my hotel room.

Tell her to wear that slutty GRANNY pants that I like.
She likes it when I SHIFT it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Elected as the 47th President of USA! by Namaster: 8:15am On Nov 06, 2024
The IMPLICATIONS of this is terrible for the whole world.

It means being an OBJECTIVELY horrible person is okay.

It means:

You can be a PEDOPHILE and be President.
You can be a RAPIST and be President.
You can be a FELON and be President.

You just have to run a campaign of HATE, FEAR and FALSEHOODS.

Being President of a country is the HIGHEST level of achievement in the world. People ASPIRE to it.

People will ASPIRE to be like Donald Trump.
Candidates will STUDY his campaign and REPLICATE it in their country.

HATE will spread like wildfire all over the world.

Meantime, Americans should girdle their loins because RAPE and sexual crimes will INCREASE.

This is an ENDORSEMENT of rape and pedophilia.
Consequences will follow.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Becomes The 47th President Of The United States Of America by Namaster: 8:09am On Nov 06, 2024
Americans have spoken!

They have gotten what they WANTED—a rapist PEDOPHILE in the White House.
Romance › Re: Any Man Who Succeeded In Sleeping With Your Wife Has Conquered You by Namaster:
That's STUPID!

Your wife is an INDEPENDENT person with the right to fuccck ANYBODY she wants.

Marriage just means she's not SUPPOSED to do that. Because it's a COMMITMENT to each other.

If your wife fuccks another man, it's because she's a WHOORE. Nothing more.

SHE was conquered. NOT you.

Staying with a woman that CHEATS on you is what makes you DEFEATED.

It's her purview to fuccck who she wants. It's your right NOT to stay with a WHOORE.

Rich and powerful men have been known to SNATCH the wives/gfs of LESSER men. But said woman will still go back to fucck the "lesser" man.

A cheating wife is NOT an indictment of a man's character. It's evidence of the wife's DEGENERACY.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Released Minors On Compassionate Ground – Shettima by Namaster:
This is NOT the action of a compassionate man. It is the action of a WEAK man desperate for a WIN.

He has faced public CRITICISMS for all his QUESTIONABLE policies. So he chose to release CRIMINALS in order to win back some goodwill.

If you are OLD enough to commit crimes and post video evidence online, then you are OLD enough to go to JAIL.

Juvenile prisons are there for a REASON.

Releasing criminals because they are young is like eating a POISONED plate of soup because it's just a LITTLE poison.

But small POISON is poison too.
And young CRIMINALS are criminals too.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Record Number Of Wealthy Americans To Leave The US After Elections , Babatunde by Namaster: 7:50am On Nov 05, 2024
Understandable!

You're either for Trump and your hatred STRANGLES you when he loses.

Or...

You are for Harris and the hatred of fellow Americans STRANGLES you when she loses.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Is Good For America by Namaster:
You don't KNOW what you are talking about.

A Trump Presidency would be a DISASTER for the world. And it wouldn't be good for the US, either.

Like it or not, America is the TEMPLATE for Democracy all over the world.

If America elects a felon, rapist and pedophile as President. EVERYBODY will follow suit.

Countries will follow suit and start electing the most HORRIBLE people as leaders.

Meanwhile in the US, crimes like rape and pedophilia will SOAR to new levels. Because, they can't be too BAD if so MANY people in the greatest country in the world voted for someone guilty of both as President.

And then, there is the issue of ERODING the rights of women.
Some STUPID people are especially salivating over this.

But if they succeed in stripping women of their rights, then they'll start to wonder:

Do BLACK people really need all these fancy human rights?

Then it'll be:

Do POOR people who are not landowners really need all these fancy human rights?

Finally, it'll be:
Maybe we should SAIL to Africa and help "guide" their budding Democracies.
Oh and it's DEFINITELY not about the oil and other mineral resources. Just a little more Democracy. grin

Fact is if states are making it virtually IMPOSSIBLE for people to make UNILATERAL decisions about something as FUNDAMENTAL as their own bodies, EVERYBODY should be seriously CONCERNED.
Romance › Re: How Come There Are No Beautiful Ladies Anymore? by Namaster: 3:20pm On Nov 04, 2024
This kind of SCARCITY mentality is the FUNDAMENTAL thought process of a SIMPLE man.

You finally see a beautiful one and you LATCH on to her like a condom to an ENGORGED dicck.

You tolerate NONSENSE.
You excuse her EXCESSES.
You make yourself into a JOKE.

All to please and keep her.
That's NOT right.

Beautiful ladies are like ugly ones. They are EVERYWHERE.

In my area, you can't even walk down the street without seeing YANSH the size and shape of which would make a lesser man recite poetry that would make Shakespeare JEALOUS.

There is NO denying that there are TONS of HAGGARD-LOOKING ones with potbellies the size of a GEEPEE tank.

But the good-looking ones are SURPLUS too.
So DON'T fall into the trap of scarcity.
Family › Re: Men Why Do You Get Her Pregnant Without Caring For Her? by Namaster:
Blaming a man for the IRRESPONSIBLE decisions of a woman is STUPID.

You are jobless, unskilled and uneducated YET you chose to open your legs for an apprentice VULCANISER.

That's on YOU.
Romance › Re: Please Why Does Men Suffer More Emotionally After Divorce? by Namaster: 3:10pm On Nov 04, 2024
Men SUFFER more in divorces because they SACRIFICE more in MARRIAGE.

Plus, 70% of divorces are initiated by women. Who have had the time to prepare for the DESTRUCTION of their marriage while the men are UNPREPARED and SHOCKED by it.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Official Arrested Over 400 Sextapes With Vips’ Wives, Sisters by Namaster: 3:06pm On Nov 04, 2024
You can ALWAYS count on a woman to EMBARRASS you.

Just imagine!

They didn't just cheat on their husbands, they shot VIDOES like a shameless IndecentStar.

At a certain point, I'm sure they started referring each other to him like MMM.
Politics › Re: We Don’t Blend Substandard Petroleum Products – Pinnacle by Namaster: 2:58pm On Nov 04, 2024
Dangote is FULL of shit and he knows it.

Saying that petrol from a Refinery that was established yesterday is the GOLD STANDARD is just plain SILLY.

He's UNABLE to justify the fact that his products are MORE expensive than the ones that have to literally CROSS an ocean to get here.

He's trying to DISCREDIT the products that Nigerians have been using for AEONS because he's NOT bold enough to disclose the real reasons—UNPARALLED GREED!
Politics › Re: Who Are Nigerians Backing For US President In 2024? Trump Or Harris - New Poll by Namaster: 8:22am On Nov 04, 2024
You know a man who supports Trump, hide LITTLE children from him.

You know a woman who supports Trump, hide LITTLE children from her.

You know a Christian who supports Trump, congratulate him because he's a TRUE christian.

True Christianity requires the SUSPENSION of common sense. And that's the ONLY way you can support a PEDOPHILE who's a part-time RAPIST when he's not out pedophile-ing.

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