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NEVER listen to the opinions of hookup girls.

The only kind of serving these ones receive is dick and some more dick.

Been fasting since 2023 so I'm not bothered.

Benue and Kogi too?

Two states where Fulani Herdsmen and Bandits use their citizens for target practice are funneling money to FAT FUUUCKS rather than security.

Nigerians are too good at being sheeples. Otherwise criminals like these would have been roasted inside their SUVs.

Keyboard warriors.

Her boyfriend is in the audience.

The groom obviously has ZERO respect for himself. You shelled out HUGE money for a wedding and she's rejecting your kiss in front of EVERYONE. Over and over again.

A man with sense in that situation would be in the Guiness World Records by now because that would be the SHORTEST marriage in history.

Dodge my kiss once on our wedding day and it becomes a divorce day.

Not just the hospitals but INDIVIDUAL Doctors and Nurses should be punished SEVERELY.

Their license should be REVOKED!

You will NEVER find a more concrete display of CALLOUSNESS and PURE EVIL than in a Nigerian Public Hospital.

The degree of NONCHALANCE and NEGLIGENCE displayed by the doctors and nurses on duty have probably killed more people than actual diseases.

It's INSANE!

A patient will be groaning in pain while nurses and doctors would be on their phones scrolling Instagram and Twitter.

That's a whooping #3.3 TRILLION Naira FRAUD in just 6 years!

If the audit is expanded to 30 years, the SHEER volume of fraud dressed up as subsidy payments would make you FAINT!

Funny thing about this is absolutely NO ONE will be prosecuted for the #3.3 TRILLION Naira fraud.

But that's not even the funniest thing.

Funniest thing is that after an INDEPENDENT and INTERNATIONALLY-RECOGNISED accounting titan like KPMG audited the accounts and revealed the crookedness of it all, a POLITICALLY APPOINTED Auditor-General for the federation wants redo it.

What for?

They are siblings NOT lovers.

Both are Nzemechi.

This is DISAPPOINTING!

The EFCC is completely USELESS if you're NOT a small time Yahoo boy.

Imagine trying to fight corruption when corruption pays your salary. Impossible!

Also, the various leaders of First Bank are EXTREMELY stupid. Someone oversaw a $60M FRAUD and gross MISMANAGEMENT that led to a #700B debt YET you signed an agreement to "let him go quietly".

That's just stupid!

You should have sued his GREEDY ass into penury.

The last picture is inside a MOSQUE.

YET there are still some Muslims who deceive themselves that the various sects of terrorists in Nigeria are not practising Islam correctly.

They do this even when EVERY major terrorist groups known to mankind has an Islamic background.

Banish Islam from the world and 99.9% of Terrorism will vanish.

Some people don't understand the fact that money is intrinsically USELESS.

Money is ONLY useful because of the things it can get you.

Letting your kid lose a leg because you refuse to spend money which you have in HEAPS and HEAPS is a sign of MENTAL ILLNESS.

Hypergamy in women is EVOLUTIONARY like thumbs. They CANNOT help themselves.

The moment a woman believes she's in ANY way superior to her man, she'll start to RESENT him because she feels she can do better.

A relationship where the woman is superior to the man in any way is headed for the rocks QUICKLY.

That's why a girl would dump her long-term secondary-school educated boyfriend/husband who sponsored her University education the moment she graduates.

That's why a woman with a PhD would sabotage her relationship with a husband that only has a Bachelor's and Master's Degrees.

That's why a woman who got a promotion at work that allows her to make more MONEY than her husband will quickly destroy her relationship with a man who she believes is now beneath her.

Women CANNOT stand being more successful than their spouse/partner. They just can't!

The idea that men cannot handle successful women stems from this track record of seemingly successful women with BROKEN or DYSFUNCTIONAL relationships.

It's not the men, it's the women.

This one too will VANISH like the other one they snatched away from the Women Affairs Minister.

This is why rich people LOOOVE Nigeria. With enough money, there is NOTHING you cannot buy.

NEVER in your life, for any reason and under any circumstances, accept a NO SEX relationship with a woman. Ever!

Accept that and you've set yourself up for a dead hedroom.

Even if she confesses to you that she's undercover Virgin Mary, NEVER accept it.

Sex is a key component of any romantic relationship. Remove it and the ENTIRE dynamic of the relationship changes.

If you agree to her demands, just know that you've become one of her girl friends. A gist buddy. The little attraction she has left for you will VANISH soon after.

Also, the two most important parts of your predicament that you seem to be glossing over is the fact that she's in ANOTHER location and doing her NYSC.

Add a no-sex clause to those two and you have the TRIFECTA of infidelity. Another guy is in the picture. She's keeping you around because she's not completely sure of the direction of her new relationship.

But she's taking it serious and that's why she's making rules for you.

Your next steps:

1. Reject the plan and continue to Bleep her while you look for another girl.

2. Dump her COMPLETELY!

The most infuriating part of this news is not even the RIDICULOUS project. The most infuriating part of this is the word "donate" in the report.

The fat CRIMINALS in the National Assembly get MILLIONS in Constituency Allowance which is meant to be used for developing projects that would enrich the lives of their constituents.

The CRIMINALS pocket a huge chunk of the money and use peanuts to construct ABOMINATIONS. Then use words like "donate" and "sponsor" to make it sound like it's done out of benevolence.

Solofresh2:
Right and wrong at the same time

Nothing right. It's ALL wrong.

That lady is not less than 26 years. Asking her to kneel down like a Primary 2 kid is DEHUMANISING.

Being late to work is not a crime. A verbal warning or even dismissal is better than robbing an adult of her dignity.

madridguy:
The boss is right. Useless headline to attract unnecessary comments. Where is the daughter kneeling down? She is the one serving punishment and not with her daughter.

The said boss is trying to let her know what punctuality means at work. If she think she's too big to be kneeling down, then let her start coming to work on time.

You sound EXTREMELY daft.

In what world is it right to physically punish an adult?

You are patt of the problem with Nigeria. Willing to tolerate NONSENSE and never questioning people in positions of perceived authority. That's why Nigerians continue to SUFFER in silence.

Anyway, I blame the poverty that drove the lady into the arms of an UNHINGED idiot.

Encouraging your wife or GF to join the Military is like serving up your pet dog to a RAVENOUS Lion. Just consider them LOST to you.

The Military, even a shambolic one like the Nigerian Military, is a HIGHLY structured and regulated institution.

Superiors are PLENTIFUL and NEVER to be questioned. Testosterone fly everywhere like knockouts on New Year's Eve.

Your wife is exposed to these ALL the time.

Plus, women CANNOT control themselves around authoritative men. Especially if it's clear that he's above them. The Military is filled with them.

Imagine her being deployed for 3 months where EVERYDAY she's surrounded by a certain commander barking orders at HUNDREDS of men. And they obey him. Then she gets back home to you and you're asking her things like "what should we eat this night?".



Your wife is the wife of an Army man now. Spare yourself the needless heartache, show a little backbone and get a DIVORCE.

Her attraction to you is DEAD!

Every Military person thinks he/she is ABOVE every civilian person. That includes your wife. And women can NEVER be attracted to a man they consider beneath them.

I bet even when she's around, you RARELY get to Bleep her.

"Sometimes ago..."

This is how you know it's a lie.

A BLABBERMOUTH with a podium would NEVER have been able to keep quiet about a MAGICAL credit alert.

He'd be EVERYWHERE with proof and screenshots showing us the kind of narration that God used.

What you don't understand:

The Nigerian Army and the terrorists are ONE. When terrorists kill soldiers, it's just a friendly spat between brothers.

Unlike when UGM deal with them.

It is fast becoming apparent that the success of Lagos relative to other states in Nigeria is NOT due to the hidden genius of Tinubu or his political sagacity.

It's more likely to be a combination of favourable location, national investments, media hype and the willingness of its people to be subjugated.

Trying to intimidate workers with Police and lawsuits is DUMB! You cannot force people to work for wage that is not enough to live on.

The fact that Tinubu does not realise all these makes me question his ability to lead a country like Nigeria.

Just feels like he's losing control of every aspect of the country.

The reason for this is NOT far-fetched. You are more likely to have a more stimulating conversation with a rock than with the average Nigerian girl.

Case in point is this interview:

Interviewer: Have you ever been in love?

Tems: “A lot of guys, they are very obvious… There is no agenda but to penetrate.”

And she's one of the smarter ones.

"...Special Adviser on Information and Strategy to the President, Bayo Onanuga, said the Organised Labour should be reasonable in its demand, except if it was using the declared strike to display its frustration over the loss of the Labour Party in the 2023 presidential election."

This guy is DUMB in a way that calls for a scientific research.

While the request of the Labour Unions is a bit on the high side, it's disturbing to see how the government continue to DISMISS their points.

FG keep treating them like stubborn kids to be disregarded rather than adults to be negotiated with.

I bet the dismissiveness is one of the reasons Labour is shutting down everywhere tomorrow.

Also, I'm starting to think the excuse about how much such an increase would cost the government is LAME. Only Tinubu and Shettima spent almost #9B on travelling in just 3 months.

"When he refused, she became aggressive, throwing her phone at him and grabbing his shirt."

As a man, do your best to never INITIATE physical violence with a woman. It's common sense.

However...

IF a woman makes the mistake of physically attacking you, UNLEASH a reservoir of violence upon her.

Deal with her until she begs for a ceasefire like Hamas Terrorists.

Yelling for help when a woman is assaulting you will encourage her to continue her onslaught. You need to discourage that by unleashing SUDDEN and VICIOUS violence upon the idiot.

Forget it unless you want to buy a casket with tyres.

I have answered this question in the past:

Namaster:
DUMB question!

Women don't marry for dick. It's FOOLISH men who get married because of the promise of unrestricted access to pussy.

Understand this:

Women NEVER marry for dick. They can get that anywhere ANYTIME. They marry for status and resources.

A WEALTHY eunuch could EASILY marry 5 women and all of them would sing his praises as the epitome of a "real man".

They will be happy to marry him and have their fill of dicks from somewhere else. Most likely, an ex boyfriend.

This is real life.

Men with a posture like that are very ADEPT at raising bastards.