₦airaland Forum

Marriage and children are EXCUSES used by rat-minded women to justify their MEDIOCRITY.

Choose a spouse whose ambitions and expectations ALIGN with yours.

DON'T marry a man who's interested in a homemaker and turn around to bitch about it.

FOLLOW the footsteps of the Venerable Madam Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala.

First of all, your story needs more BACKGROUND.

Like what is the nature of the DISPUTE that fractured your family in such a way that MOST of your siblings took the side of your father, who sounds like a TERRIBLE person?

Next, be STRATEGIC before you leave.

Make plans on how to SUSTAIN yourself in light of the fact that you'd now be spending on your ACCOMODATION.

Plan in such a way that NOTHING brings you crawling back to your father in the future.

Live like an ORPHAN.

ANY father who lay ATOMIC curses on his own son like your father did to you is NOT worthy to be called a father.

He's DEAD to you!

Divorced women are a big TABOO!

They should be AVOIDED like politicians avoid the truth.

It's either they are so HORRIBLE that a man who spent money on TRADITIONAL and CHURCH marriage could no longer put up with them.

Or

They are so STUPID that they made the CHOICE to marry a TERRIBLE man. In other words, they did not see, or saw and chose to ignore, RED FLAGS throughout the dating and courtship phase until they got hitched to a bad man.

Either way, DIVORCED women are BAD news!

HOW did she make the money for the house?

Parents NEED to start looking the gift horse in the mouth.

Kemi is a BLABBERMOUTH.

But NOTHING she said about Nigeria is FALSE. Especially about the Nigerian Police.

A couple of weeks ago, we all read about how a Policeman RAPED a minor INSIDE a Police Station.

So being OFFENDED because someone is shining light on the ATTROCITIES of the Nigerian Police is STUPID.

If you don't like what she said, WORK on your SHITTY country. Don't throw TANTRUMS.

Plus if Nigeria or Nigerian Police functioned as it ought to, Ishaq would be in JAIL and MURIC would have been designated as a TERRORIST organisation.

Women are IRRATIONALLY brave.

Her SERIOUS and financially-invested Boyfriend caught her with a STRANGE dicck inside her and she STILL hopped into his car for an INTERSTATE journey.

The Nigerian Military put it nicely when they said:

The AUDACITY!

Consolation prize!

This is meant to SHUT him up.

I have learned a lesson and it left a SCAR on my soul.

The lesson is this:

There is UNITY in EVIL!

Chinese, Pakistanis, Indonesians, Filipinos and Nigerians worked TOGETHER tirelessly to SCAM people.

A MULTINATIONAL syndicate of evil-doers united by GREED and WICKEDNESS!

It's the same way politicians from different parties with DIFFERENT ideologies band together to FUCCK the masses.

EVIL unites. And that's terrifying.

Oyindamolah:
Did you consider his age? Or you think 🤔 big 4 take people who are older than 26yrs for internship.

Are you aware that we have many CA in Nigeria that are jobless?

I said the Internship route is rhe EASIEST. Not the ONLY one.

KPMG has Graduate Trainee Programmes for people up to 28-years old. And being Chartered is not even a requirement. So if Emmanuel is a Chartered Accountant, it'd be a BONUS!

There may be JOBLESS Chartered Accountants but I assure you they are NO Emmanuels.

If Emmanuel is SMART, DILIGENT, AMBITIOUS and CHARTERED, an Emmanuel can NEVER be jobless. Even in a shithole like Nigeria.

That's the GOSPEL!

You sound like a calm 25-year old man with a FRESH face.

With BUSHY beards and a DARK circle on their forehead, DEVOUT Muslim men look like TERRORISTS.

That's what people expect.

popweezy:
E be like say you dey talk from diaspora. You no know how naija be

Regardless of where I'm based, my words are TRUE.

A brilliant, hardworking and ambitious man who is certified as a CHARTERED Accountant would have ZERO problem securing a DECENT job in Nigeria.

The BIG 4 internship route is the EASIEST.

Accounting is a PROFESSIONAL course with a clearly defined path.

These Big 4s are ALWAYS recruiting in THIRD-WORLD countries like Nigeria and India because they are eager to exploit cheap labour.

They outsource jobs from expensive first-world countries to their branch companies in places like Nigeria.

If Emmanuel is smart and ambitious and a CHARTERED accountant but he tends a bar; Emmanuel does NOT exist.

That is the TRUTH.

He argued that the continued detention of Bodejo breaches his fundamental human rights and violates sections 34, 35, and 36 of the 1999 Constitution.

Politicians sure know the constitution when it suits them.

Okuama community was RAZED to the ground by the USELESS criminals called soldiers.

Soldiers KIDNAPPED 2 ELDERLY community leaders.
Soldiers TORTURED these OLD men to DEATH.

NOBODY in the National Assembly has said ANYTHING up till this moment.

They let the soldiers kill the people of that community and MURDER 2 old men.

They said NOTHING!
They did NOTHING!

Now, the leader of Miyetti Allah, a known TERRORIST organisation whose members attacked a Retired General, was arrested.

Suddenly the DEAF and DUMB Assembly swung into action and started passing resolutions and quoting constitution.

Insanity!

What is good for Okuama is good for Miyetti Allah.

If SOME people are protected because of the constitution while OTHERS are violated despite the constitution, then they are NOT one people.

If that's how it is, BREAK Nigeria!

You have a NYMPHOMANIAC with rape fantasies.

Use her for sex if you want but NEVER date or marry her.

Discard the idea that she's "your babe".

She cannot be your babe UNLESS you like washing a public toilet that your ENTIRE community shiits in.

Girl is a BOOTY call and NOTHING more.

Feminism is a JOKE and women are the punchline!

"I'm not a sex object" is using her breasts to buy tickets and SUCKING a strange man's dicck at a parade.

US is the WORST!

They'd supply BOMBS to Israel and then turn around to supply food and medicines to the refugees Israel created using their bombs.

They want Ukraine to join NATO, an organisation CONTROLLED by the US.
That's like Canada attempting to join BRICS.

It's MADNESS!

MADNESS!

Why are Nigerian politicians so EAGER to pardon CRIMINALS?

They MISUSE amnesty too much.

Before you offer amnesty to criminals killing and kidnapping your people, you should have launched a PROLONGED and BRUTAL attack on said criminals.

You BREAK their spirits and CRUSH their souls until they start begging National and International bodies to help them beg you for mercy and, if it pleases you, amnesty.

You DON'T go begging killers, kidnappers and terrorists with amnesty. That's telling them they are FREE to kill and slaughter and go scot free.

You are setting a HORRIBLE example where criminals can get away with their crimes!

Worst part is that the government will spend the State's money to train and empower the criminals with skills under the guise of "rehabilitating" them.

Meanwhile, law-abiding citizens are LEFT to fend for themselves.

Also giving these CRIMINALS more than TWO months to repent is STUPID!

They can wreak UNIMAGINABLE havoc with this guarantee of amnesty. Just as long as they wrap everything up before February 25.

Reminds me of some sect of Christians who believe you can kill, maim and do every evil thing you want as long as you repent on your DEATH bed.

That's stupid too!

You chose the WRONG qualification to pass the right message.

If your FICTIONAL Emmanuel was half as smart and ambitious as you painted him to be, then he'd have gotten his ICAN accreditation and find his way into a Big 4 Accounting Firm through their ROBUST Internship programmes.

Next time you want to tell a cock-and-bull story, make it BELIEVABLE!

She HUNTED my Best Friend down and tried to FUCCCK him.

Dangote Refinery is a SCAM!

The launch of the refinery marked an INCREASE in the price of Petrol and Foreign Exchange.

Dollar went up!
Petrol went up!

YET Dangote is making plans to EXPORT more petrol to FOREIGN countries in 2025.

A real SCAM!

Block the FOOL!

As if the computer did NOT come with some preloaded software to make sure it tuns smoothly.

USA is the WORST country in the World but it's extremely POWERFUL media have convinced the world otherwise.

Take this McKinsey company for example.

At a time that America was crying about FIGHTING Opiod crisis, this consulting company consulted for a Pharmaceutical company with the SINGULAR objective of selling MORE Opiods.

To do that, they advised the pharma company to REBRAND drugs that were already established to be HARMFUL to people.

The results:

80,000 people died!

Yet McKinsey and its executives will pay a "fine" that's LESS than One Billion Dollars and their bought and paid for Politicians will pat themselves on the back for doing a good job.

In other words:

America will let you kill 80,000 people and go scot free...as long as you do it with an LLC!

A SHITTY country!

So the WHOORE who fucccked like a IndecentStar before marriage is SHOVING fingers into her kids' vagina to test their "purity".

Even worse:

She's going on Social Media to advise other parents to sexually violate their kids.

She wants to TORMENT other children all because she was a WHOORE who couldn't keep her legs closed.

What a DISASTER!

She embarrassed her Pastor husband by letting the world know he married a WHOORE.

She embarrassed her children by letting the world know they have a CRAZY mother who fingers them.

She'd be embarrassing herself if she wasn't too INSANE to be embarrassed.

I just hope NGOs and Ministry of Women and Children Affairs are taking notes.

Menace like this should be in JAIL!

FAILED parenting!

Your BRAT broke not one, not two but THREE expensive flatscreen TVs and instead of being introspective of how big of a fuckup you are as a parent, you use it as an anecdote on social media.

Failure!

Parents who pamper their evil imps of a kid are part of the reason society is about to COLLAPSE all over the world.

You'd see a 19-year old girl sucking dicks on Onlyfans eith the FULL support of her father.

You'd see an aged mother praying for her 21-year old son to get CLIENTS.

Parents have FAILED society!

This is the kind of insight that comes from a Beer Parlour Committee.

Only way to CURB corruption and embezzlement is through HARSH and PROMPT repercussions administered by an Agency independent of any and all arms of government.

The status quo allows you to embezzle #50 BILLION, return #25 MILLION and go scot free to enjoy your LOOT.

If that persists, swearing on Amadioha or Ogun will make NO difference. It'd be as POINTLESS as swearing on the Bible or Quran.

No MAGICAL being is going to pop out of the sky to hold CRIMINALS accountable. It's up to other people to make them suffer the CONSEQUENCES of their crimes.

South Korea just IMPEACHED their President for declaring a frivolous Martial Law. In Nigeria, we act like impeachment is NOT in our dictionary.

Nigerians would rather thrust their problems upon God/gods instead of using COMMON SENSE.

A STUPID people!

"Don't come to Canada"
Message from a Wicked Man already in Canada

Neither!

You can be fashionable without CONTAMINATING the world with your FLAPPY breasts.

And seduction is a TARGETED attempt to entrap a specific person NOT the whole community.

No!

Women sexualise themselves because they think they are WORTHLESS unless they are seen as SEX OBJECTS.

Regardless of their achievements, they'd still desire to be SEXUALLY desired. Being a sex object is the ULTIMATE achievement to a woman.

It's not enough to be a Doctor, they want to be a HOT Doctor.
It's not enough to be a Nurse, they want to be a SEXY Nurse.
It's not enough to be a CEO, they want to ve a CEO that SLAYS.

That's why "Beauty and Brains" is the DEFAULT compliment for a reasonably intelligent woman. And the beauty part is doing 80% of the lifting.

Meanwhile there's NO equivalent of "Beauty and Brains" for men.
Why?
Because men are NOT obsessed with being SEX OBJECTS.

Success is nice and all. But women want to do know:

Do I still got it?
Can I still make your dick hard?

That is why a 55-year old lecturer would still wear a PUSH-UP bra and skin-tight dress with PLUNGING neckline to class.

Speaking of low, those breasts are so DEPRESSED they should be on a suicide watch.

ElSudani:
California is a liberal state.

Not NIGERIAN-BORN Governor liberal.

In fact, California has NEVER had a black Governor since it became a part of the United States.

It's an economic POWERHOUSE. Ceding control of such an economy to a Nigerian-born black man during this period of the REVIVAL of White Supremacy is impossible.

A waste of time!

The emergence of Trump marks the rise of ANTI-IMMIGRANT and White Supremacist Ideologies.

California is the LARGEST economy in the US. Its economy is larger than that of MOST country in the World.

That's like someone from Uganda wanting to be the Governor of Lagos.

It's SILLY!

Americans are NOT that liberal.

Plus, it's kind of insulting for a NIGERIAN-BORN black man to want to seize control of the LARGEST economy in the US.

Immigrants, know thy place!