₦airaland Forum

Hope that's not the "lady" in the picture?

"...pray and believe that you will be among the happily married."

"Total, comprehensive and indefinite strike" is the ONLY language the government understand.

If you know how much these Keke operators make per month, you'll beg them to "cut soap" for you.

Love it when two elements of a BROKEN nation collide.

Billionaire in prison.

What's the point of having BILLIONS OF DOLLARS if you're not above the law?

WAEC's balls are BIGGER than the Nigerian Government.

Love these guys!

While the FG and State Governments were bowing to the whims and dictations of TERRORISTS, WAEC told them very firmly to "Bleep OFF!"

To hear these CRIMINALS tell it, one would think God is an almajiri with entitlement issues.

Same people who believe that an ALL-LOVING would throw a 9-year old girl who lies into the same FIRE as Hitler who killed more than 6 MILLION people ALSO believe that a known RAPIST and convicted FELON is their saviour.

Not surprised.

Trump will CONTINUE to fleece them like the sheeples they are.

Why did you stop being a JW?

This is a SCAM!

Anybody who falls for this should come and take a ride on the dragon in my backyard.

Eyebrows like goat horn.

Pointing a (probably loaded) gun at someone as a joke is the height of STUPIDITY. It gets even MORE stupid when it's in a confined space like a car.

They could hit a bump and the gun could go off.

Hope the fool is not just sacked but SUED!

I cannot suffer fools.

A HOE lied to a simple man and made everyone call her a Virgin Mary instead of just Mary.

Joseph is the FIRST and BIGGEST cuck to have ever lived. Imagine raising a bastard and you can't even spank the shit out of him because he's the "son of God".

Rather than admit that she's a LovePeddler, Mary took advantage of dumb people and their need to believe.

Imagine DNA test was a thing then. It would have quickly been revealed that the "Holy Spirit" that came in her was no one but a boy she went to Yeshiva with.

Plus, it was a time when people would rather believe that God bleeped a teenager than question thr innocence of a girl raised by decent parents.

However, anyone with a common sense can easily deduce that Mary was not a good or decent person.

The ANGST with which she came to meet Jesus shows how TROUBLED she was the wedding party was running out of wine.

Mary was an ALCOHOLIC!

It was so bad that the first "miracle" of her son was to turn water into wine so that Mary could continue to drink at a party.

This is what happens when you preside over a state of brainwashed illiterates who NEVER question anything you say.

UGR of #10B/month in Niger State?? Very funny!

A state that generated just #16.9B in the whole of 2022.

Also #10B/month means #120B per annum. Only 3 states (Lagos, Rivers and Ogun) and the FCT can pull that off.

Definitely not a notoriously FORGETTABLE state like Niger.

bukatyne:
This means you do not hold the institution of marriage in high esteem.

You think it can be easily discarded.

WRONG!

It's the woman whose first instinct is to abandon her husband in favour of attending a party that has ZERO regard for marriage.

A viable family is one where the wife and kids rally around the husband at ALL times.

The OP's scenario paints a picture of a woman who loves to have fun more than she loves her husband. No point in staying in a marriage like that.

This is an EXTREME case of a fool and his money are soon parted.



Trump will continue to FLEECE them into oblivion.

People who believe that a convicted rapist and serial cheater who bleeps pornstars is sent by God to deliver them and their money will continue to part ways.

ChiefJusticeFuc:
But IDF can bomb and kill Palestinians indiscriminately while you cheer the genocide on.


Karma has a way of locating it's customers.

May 30th is Nigeria's Oct 7th.

Although exchanging words with someone that is as MENTALLY DEFICIENT as you is tiresome, I'll indulge you one last time.

First of all, Hamas killed and kidnapped CIVILIANS. ESN/IPOB killed soldiers aka combatants.

Next js the fact that Hamas infiltrated ANOTHER country. What happened in Abia State is a domestic issue.

Finally, NOBODY is saying that the Military shouldn't go after the killers. Just that civilians who had NOTHING to do with the death of the soldiers.

In this situation, the Nigerian Military is much more similar to Hamas than the IDF.

The woman is free to go wherever she wants. Take your kids and go back home.

However, the woman must make sure her next destination after the party is her father's house. Have her properties waybilled to her.

NEVER tolerate any slight from your woman.

That simple.act of her getting into a party while you couldn't will make her think she's better than you. And that'll lead to a cascade of more disrespects and insults that will culminate in a FAILED marriage.

Best to fastforward to the end.

What are you? Daft??

Who killed soldiers? Is it the INNOCENT shoes seller? Or the clothes dealer?

Do you expect people to sit back and let the Army MURDER them and praise them for it?

What EXACTLY do you expect?

Let the Army kill the IPOB/ESN who killed them. Not random civilians who had NOTHING to do with it.

That's just common sense!

NEVER in my life have I seen a Military as INCOMPETENT and CONFUSED as Nigerian Military

ANY confrontation they have with armed and slightly organised gunmen result in them walking away with bloodied noses and dead comrades.

THEN they react on Social Media and talk tough about "retaliation". Which turns out to be nothing but the Military intimidating INNOCENT people who have NEVER handled a gun in their life.

Basically, the modus operandi of the Nigerian Military is:

Get their impotent asses kicked by literally ANYONE with a gun. Then turn around to intimidate people without guns just to feel powerful.

Terrorists just gave EVERYONE in a Northern Village ultimatum to move out before Saturday. Military is keeping mum like COWARDS.

Because the terrorists have no "audacity".

One thing about the Trump issue is that it revealed to the rest of the world how DUMB Americans truly are.

It's no longer hidden.

Obrigardo:
His lawyer went to jail for him bro and now's he's a convicted felon. Na wa oo

I get your point, boss. But you know I'm right.

He was previously found guilty of RAPE in a society that pedestalise women. Yet NOTHING happened. His base is still as strong as ever. Nikki Haley, a woman, still endorsed him.

Plus, the man also appeared on Epstein's list. And EVERYBODY knows what that means. Yet they pretend like it didn't happen.

Fact is, Trump would have been FORGOTTEN in prison a long time ago if he were an ordinary Joe.

But he's a WHITE and famous BILLIONAIRE who also happens to be a former PRESIDENT of the US. With that combination, he can get away with ANYTHING.

This current conviction means NOTHING!

We'll see if the sentencing happens on June 11. And if it does, what form it'll take.

NOTHING will come out of this.

Worst case scenario is a fine that Trump will negotiate to a fraction of the original figure and have his minions pay for it.

It's time to STOP this!

Threads like this inspire nostalgia. Someone like Tinubu may read it and decide to bring back a DEAD song.

P.S. Balloon is not a relic.

P.P.S "Old relics" is a tautology. Relic already means old.

Akube needs to shut up NOW!

It's very clear that everyone can BLAME Tinubu for this one.

Imagine spending #100M/month on Petrol ONLY. Add that to the NEPA Bill that our GREEDY electricity distribution companies would give them every month and the costs of powering their company is enough to wreck them.

Tinubu removed fuel subsidy and approved the increase in the price of kWh/hr. No shifting the blame on this one.

Then ASTRONOMICAL devaluation of the Naira in such a short span of time from less than #500/dollar to more than #1500/dollar in just a year is enough to render their budgets and strategic plans USELESS.

Another thing the thoughtless Looter-in-Chief actualosed.

He's killing Nigeria in MORE ways than anyone could have ever imagined. And he doesn't give aF.

Even though dubbing it the "best national anthem in the world" is just you being sentimental, it's still an EXCEPTIONALLY dumb thing to do.

What makes it worse is the fact that there are tons of tangible problems that Tinubu could have tackled. Yet he chose to do something so SUPERFICIAL and dumb that only someone with a brain damage would do.

Let me burst your bubble:

All are from local restaurants.

It's just that some restaurants are more local than others.

#2K will barely get you a meatpie and a bottle of water at a standard restaurant.

Emergingnation:
Focus on this failed shithole, headed by your Yoruba Muslim president and leave Biafra out of your misery ..

Chronic unity beggar ..

I'm shopping right now, do you want something for when you finally come out from under the bed you've been hiding since last night?

Today should have been used to teach the jobless "enforcers" a lesson.

Just get a group of security operatives dressed in Mufti with bulletproof vests under it walking around a minor marketplace in an out of the way local government in a SE state.

Have backups locked and loaded hiding in a strategic location.

Let the idiots show themselves and WIPE THEM OUT immediately and completely.

Do it in several locations.

".. grounded to mark the Biafra heroes and heroin's day in the South-East..."

What about cocaine?