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Politics › Re: Who Are Nigerians Backing For US President In 2024? Trump Or Harris - New Poll by Namaster: 8:22am On Nov 04, 2024
You know a man who supports Trump, hide LITTLE children from him.

You know a woman who supports Trump, hide LITTLE children from her.

You know a Christian who supports Trump, congratulate him because he's a TRUE christian.

True Christianity requires the SUSPENSION of common sense. And that's the ONLY way you can support a PEDOPHILE who's a part-time RAPIST when he's not out pedophile-ing.
Career › Re: Civil Servants Lament Move To Delay 12 Mdas’ Salaries For 3 Months by Namaster: 8:04am On Nov 04, 2024
Tinubu and his minions love to TOOT their own horns about how much money they've SAVED by removing subsidy and how much they've MADE by taxing Nigerians to an inch of their lives.

YET they are delaying the salaries of people who are YOKED under the burden of Tinubu's HORRIBLE policies.

Worst part is the DELAY will be shifted to other Nigerians.

If you have to do anything at any of the MDAs, be ready to BRIBE like there is no tomorrow.

The employees will DEMAND bribes with impunity. They will act like collecting bribe is their rights and they'll feel justified.
Politics › Re: It’s Our Turn, He’s A Yoruba Man”: Peter Obi Under Fire For Making Controversial by Namaster:
This is the LEGACY of Donald Trump.

LOSERS lose elections and resort to HATE and DIVISIVENESS.

Imagine a former governor and SUPPOSED businessman who has been DONATING millions of Naira trying to TROLL people who are genuinely STRUGGLING by asking them for where they buy bread for a cheap price.

As if the economy affects him.

Attacking people because they did NOT vote for you is the habit of a bitter LOSER.

ONE thing is guaranteed though:

Peter Obi will NEVER be President of Nigeria.
Crime › Re: Church Deacon Who R@ped 10-year-old Niece Bagged Life In Prison Sentence by Namaster: 6:38pm On Nov 03, 2024
Natbrowny:
Na wetin i dey try talk b dat. Point blank execution or they shud use barbaric ways to run their suffering till death

10 years is annoyin coz the mofo will still be freed and sent back to the society.
The Pedophile got LIFE IMPRISONMENT. The child he raped is 10 years old.
Crime › Re: Church Deacon Who R@ped 10-year-old Niece Bagged Life In Prison Sentence by Namaster: 4:04pm On Nov 03, 2024
Convicted PEDOPHILES should not be sentenced to prison. Housing and feeding them is a WASTE of resources.

They should be sentenced to DEATH!

Pedophiles attack the most VULNERABLE group of people in the society: DEFENCELESS children.

Executing them would increase the average DECENCY of the collective society. It's a service to humanity.
Romance › Re: Never Keep Her If She's Not 100% Submissive And Loyal by Namaster:
.You still DON'T get the message.

You still think there are women that are 100% LOYAL and 100% submissive.
You live in a CLOWN world. grin

And the message is SIMPLE:

NO woman is 100% loyal!

REMOVE the idea that there are women out there who are 100% loyal to their partner.

Gender studies have proven that women are INSATIABLE. They are notoriously HYPERGAMOUS. Which is just a fancy way of saying they are always on the lookout for the NEXT big thing.

It could be sex, money or whatever. But when they find it, they'll JUMP on it. Husbands be damned!

Women are genetically INCAPABLE of being loyal.
The only thing a woman is her SELF-INTEREST.

Men need to realise that and ACT accordingly.
Christianity Etc › Re: After Oil, Pentecostal Churches Have Become The Most Lucrative Business -godfrey by Namaster: 8:00am On Nov 03, 2024
I'd argue that churches are FAR more lucrative than oil businesses, in fact.

The capital outlay and overhead costs of oil companies are INSANE!

Meanwhile, a pastor can gather folks under a canopy and be making bank. The GIANT cathedrals are NOTHING but a monument to the G.O's vanity.

And they have convinced people to "donate" their skills, talent and time to the church for FREE.

Church money is GREATER than oil money.

People give them money and get NOTHING in return.

If you DARE to ask for something in return, they'd tell you to ask God and that they'll "join their faith with yours in prayer".
Crime › Re: 75-year-old Man Shots Footballer To Death For Playing Near His Premises In Abia by Namaster: 5:56am On Nov 03, 2024
I DON'T blame the 75-year old man.

He's an old man that needs to relax. What he doesn't need is the sound of a ball SUDDENLY hitting his wall or windows.

The shock and sound comes out of NOWHERE.
And it causes his 75-year old heart to JUMP.
And NO part of a 75-year old should jump.
Ever!

And the LOUD noises and arguments that comes from a group playing football can be very ANNOYING.

Also, the fact that a group of 45-year old men CANNOT find someone amongst them with his own compound to use as a field is just SAD.

Find a field or someone's compound to play in.
DON'T disturb people because you want to play ball.

It's a NUISANCE.

I have known idiots who blocked a road to play football.
If I had an AR-15, my MASS SHOOTING would have been on NL many years ago.

The old man is BLAMELESS!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Bill Gates Says Humanity Must Embrace A One World Religion by Namaster: 7:09pm On Nov 02, 2024
Bill Gates has done MORE for Africa than 90% of African leaders YET a lot of Africans continue to vilify him.

MAD people!
Business › Re: I Have Someone's 8m Naira, To Return It In 3months. Please Advise by Namaster: 7:07pm On Nov 02, 2024
Looking for 100% return in 90 days is begging to get SCAMMED.

You will LOSE that money.
Politics › Re: How Is Imported Fuel Cheaper Than Locally Refined One by Namaster: 5:21pm On Nov 02, 2024
Greed and wickedness.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man In The UK Confronts His Cheating Wife (Video) by Namaster:
This is WHAT happens when men FAIL to dish out consequences when their women MISBEHAVE.

This man has shown himself to be ALL bark and NO bite. That's why he's acting like a RABID dog and the WHOORE is not even bothered.

She's just SHOOING him away like a petty NUISANCE.

The wife (of the community) knows him. His anger means NOTHING.

He'd probably end up APOLOGISING for yelling at her for cheating. Even worse, he could get ARRESTED.

Your wife cheats on you in UK, you DIVORCE her immediately. DON'T shout. Let the realities of the UK economy do the shouting for you.

Black people are the POOREST ethnic group in the US and the UK. So even if she gets child support and/or alimony, it'll NEVER be enough.

And she'd quickly realise that while she may find MEN who will gladly fucck her, NONE of them will support her financially.
Career › Re: Hi by Namaster: 5:05am On Nov 02, 2024
What EVIDENCE did her boss show you?

What explanation did your wife give you for why she thinks she was set up?

You claim that she has always been a content person who NEVER displayed a tendency for greed.

So that means there was a MISUNDERSTANDING or your wife is a MASTERFUL actress who has been pretending to conceal her TRUE nature.

Also, did her boss get the money back?
Or is he just sacking her and letting her go without recovering the #30k?

The entire situation is WONKY.

I DON'T trust your wife. But I DON'T trust her boss, either. Find out MORE!
Events › Re: Man Buries In-law With Casket Worth Over 130 Million Naira In Anambra by Namaster: 5:20pm On Nov 01, 2024
The guy is either a LIAR or a FOOL!

I hope it's the former because spending #130M on something you are going to BURY forever is the PEAK of stupidity.

Also it's going to be an inconvenience for the DEAD guy because sooner or later (probably SOONER), some enterprising young men are going to DIG him up and DESECRATE the grave just to get at that casket.

They'd be foolish NOT to. That's buried TREASURE begging to be excavated.

And when that happens, NOBODY will blame the graverobbers because the body was buried by an IDIOT.
Career › Re: Someone Wants To Use My Certificate To Get A Job. by Namaster: 1:51pm On Nov 01, 2024
You should have replied with just "NO!".
No need for any explanation.

Also, how do you conduct yourself that this FOOL had the audacity to approach you with such NONSENSE?
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Senator Proposes A Bill For Nigerians To Carry Arms by Namaster: 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2024
Virgin Pussy works WONDERS! grin

Guy fuccks virgin pussy and gets great INSIGHTS.
License to BEAR arms will solve a lot of insecurity problems in Nigeria.

Especially in communities where BANDITS attack people FREQUENTLY.

Bandits are UNTRAINED and UNDISCIPLINED.
They FLOURISH because no one is stopping them.
They have weapons and their VICTIMS don't.

BALANCE the equation and let bandits get their comeuppance.

It'll also be helpful if the price is SUBSIDIZED.
Politics › Re: Youths Who Reject Taxi Driving In Nigeria Embrace It Abroad — Wike by Namaster: 12:03am On Nov 01, 2024
Yeah but NOBODY is slapping them abroad.
Politics › Re: FOREX: FG Gives 9 Month Grace To Those Keeping Dollars Outside Banking System by Namaster:
The more I read about Edun, the DUMBER he sounds.

First of all, THREATENING people to bring their USD to the bank is STUPID. Adding a deadline makes it even MORE stupid.

He did NOT specify a punishment after the deadline because there is practically NO way to enforce the order.

Dollars outside the banking system is Dollars you DON'T know about. So there's NTHING he can do if people refuse to bring it in.

Only result of this SILLY policy would be another ASTRONOMICAL increase in the price of USD. Which is in line with other FOREX policies implemented by Tinubu and this fool.

Plus, NOBODY will trust banks with a reasonable amount of money.

Firstly because Nigerian banks are USELESS. You put your money in the bank and they accept it EAGERLY. But to withdraw same money would be like plucking teeth from a Hot lion.

Secondly, KNOWING the desperation of Tinubu and Edun and the rumours flying around since last year; there is a possibility that your USD would be FORCEFULLY converted into Naira.

Point is you can NEVER trust Nigerian banks with your FOREX.

Finally, 80% of Nigerians have NEVER seen or touched a FOREIGN note. 90% of the USD outside the banking system are held by POLITICIANS.

And there's NO way they'd submit their Ghana-must-go bags to ANY bank.
Otherwise, pepple like Ganduje would have a lot to EXPLAIN.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Doesn't Chase You Before Getting Married, You Are Indomie - Pastor(vid) by Namaster: 6:23pm On Oct 31, 2024
NONSENSE!

Chasing a woman for ANY length of time is STUPID. Same woman will FUCCK someone she met 35 minutes ago while you're there chasing.

Best approach is to be DIRECT with your intentions. If she says NO, let that be the end.

Don't even accept a "let me think/pray" about it. That's a WASTE of time. Unless she's MENTALLY DERANGED, an adult woman should know what she wants.

DON'T chase any woman. Unless she stole your charger.
Romance › Re: by Namaster: 6:19pm On Oct 31, 2024
What you did WRONG is having ZERO self respect.

Someone called you a FOOL and you introduced yourself.
That's a BITCH move.
Politics › Re: NIS Launches Contactless Passport Application And Issuance Process by Namaster: 3:26pm On Oct 31, 2024
Big IF true.

It'll curb 90% of the EXTORTION scheme that is rampant at Immigration Offices in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Supporter Kills Man United Fan For Celebrating Mo Salah’s Late Goal by Namaster: 9:38am On Oct 31, 2024
Onan is a FOOL!

Imagine being so INVESTED in a pointless game that you resort to MURDER.

So FOOLISH!

The SAME game will be played by the SAME teams within the next year. YET a fool has RUINED two lives irrevocably.
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Niggerians" Backing TRUMP Should Go Become Slaves Again by Namaster: 9:28am On Oct 31, 2024
It's an INDICATION of deep-seated STUPIDITY and SELF-HATRED.

He has a track record of racism. And he's NOT subtle about his HATRED for immigrants either.

But the WORST of his supporters are Nigerian Christians who believe that a RAPIST who cheated on ALL his wives is the one anointed by God.
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Rep Present Legislation To Raise Membership From 360 To 366 by Namaster: 7:46am On Oct 31, 2024
Taking the WRONG approach to the right thing.

If you want to RESERVE six seats for women and people with disabilities, CARVE it out of the present 360 seats.

I'm 100% CERTAIN that a BLIND man could do BETTER than 90% of the current Reps.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Barbara Bush Endorses Kamala Harris by Namaster: 6:41am On Oct 31, 2024
Supporting Harris is the EASIEST thing in the world for DECENT people.

The other guy is a RAPIST, racist and PEDOPHILE with MORE felony convictions than Ted Bundy and Al Capone combined.
Family › Re: Children Go Humble You by Namaster: 6:29am On Oct 31, 2024
NOBODY wants to admit it but children are a LUXURY.

But it's NOT socially acceptable to say "poor people should NOT have children".
Yet, that's the TRUTH.

You live from hand to mouth and you still add kids into the equation. Hoping that you'll somehow "manage" or that "God will provide".

That's stupid and wicked.
Plus, completely UNFAIR to the child.

Before you have children, you should have financial CUSHIONS. And your cushions MUST have cushions.

Instead, you'll see a private school teacher married to a private school teacher with FIVE kids and another on the way.

It's MADNESS all the way!
Family › Re: Urgent Attention: My Wife Has Been Hold For Labor For Four Days Now by Namaster: 6:12am On Oct 31, 2024
Don't listen to the USELESS nurses.
Why would they NOT update you about her condition.

Get a car and take your wife to a BETTER hospital.
If ANYBODY tries to stop you, ELBOW them in their stupid face.

DON'T leave your wife in a hospital where her life is treated as a SIDE HUSTLE.

There is a time to be gentle and reasonable.
And there is a time for MADNESS and VIOLENCE.
This is a time for the LATTER.

Don't stay in a place where the Doctor is always ABSENT and the Nurses who are present NEGLECT your wife who is in AGONY and IGNORE you when you ask for updates.

Understand that they'll continue to BILL you for the hospital stay while they treat you and your wife like TRASH.

LEAVE!
Crime › Re: 4 Boys, Girl Die Mysteriously In Edo by Namaster: 9:50pm On Oct 30, 2024
Drugs!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Don't Have Religion by Namaster: 6:18pm On Oct 30, 2024
Religion is NOT for reasonable people.

You need to CRIPPLE your critical reasoning to be a religious person.

Otherwise, there is NO way you'd believe a god who lets the PRIDE of just ONE being DESTROY the world he created.

Plus if he has the power to destroy the Devil, why didn't he do it the FIRST time the Devil became a sinner.

Also, the ORIGINAL sin happened in the same PURE heaven they're selling to people. By the original sin, I mean the PRIDE of Lucifer that got him expelled from heaven.

So if SIN could infiltrate heaven ONCE, what's to stop it ftom happening again?

ALL religion is contingent on the continuous STUPIDITY of people.

Spend 5 minutes thinking about it and the FOUNDATION of every religion will DISINTEGRATE faster than a cube of sugar in hot water.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Voting For Kamala Harris by Namaster: 5:42pm On Oct 30, 2024
Respect to Commando!

If you are NOT a rapist, racist or pedophile, Harris is your candidate.
Romance › Re: Woman Claims Girls Aged 19-24 Have Nothing To Offer In Relationships Than Beauty by Namaster: 4:50pm On Oct 30, 2024
She's NOT wrong.
Women within that age range offer NOTHING but sex.

ONLY problem is women 25+ also offer JUST sex but they garnish it with TRAUMA, entitlement and BITTERNESS from past relationships.

Therefore the choice is between just sex and sex with a BAD attitude.

SENSIBLE men will choose just sex EVERY time. So 19-24 year-olds will ALWAYS win.
Crime › Re: My Encounter With A Nigerian Scammer In The UK by Namaster: 7:31am On Oct 30, 2024
This is for the IDIOTS who claim Yahoo Boys are taking REPARATIONS for colonialism.

Scammers and their sycophants are TERRIBLE people. They use excuses and rationalisation to hide the fact that they are CRIMINALS who do HORRIBLE things to REAL people.

The fact is a SCAMMER who will steal from a 75-year old retired GRANDMA in America will have NO problem KILLING your 21-year old daughter for rituals.

Some people say it's NONE of their business because it doesn't affect them until it DOES.

Plus, the DAMAGE they do to our collective reputation as a country is UNBELIEVABLE.

CONDEMN ALL Yahoo Boys!
REPORT ALL Yahoo Boys!

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