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He's DEAD.

That's the SAD truth.
He died in the factory.

He signed into the CHINESE Factory and NEVER signed out. Then they RETURNED his bag and phone BUT they did NOT return him.

There is NO need to plead with the Management of the milling company. Arrest them ALL.

Let them explain how the young man signed in but NEVER signed out.

"Represented by the Executive Chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue, Zaccheus Adedeji..."

Headline SHOCKED me since we all know that Tinubu has been OUTSIDE Nigeria for almost a month now.

That said, Tinubu's SOON puts me in mind of the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
That too has been coming SOON for CENTURIES.

You are already doing Yahoo.
You just don't know it yet.

Gambling is nothing but Yahoo where YOU are the MAGA.
YOU are the betting companies' CLIENT.

NOBODY is sleeping with married women. It's married women who CHOOSE to sleep with other men.

If you catch your wife sleeping with another man, the man is INNOCENT. There is NO curse on him.

Married women are NOT preyed on. They are the HUNTERS.

A woman has the capability to shut down UNWANTED attention so hard your balls will be scared to descend from your body.

If your wife cheats, it's because she's a WHOORE.

She was NOT lured or manipulated or deceived. Hence, her affair partner is free from CURSE.

This is the kind of FOOLISH and SLAVISH mentality that prepare people for being EXPLOITED by politicians, pastors and their employers.

Flood is a serious and DANGEROUS natural disaster.

Wading through dangerous and DIRTY water to attend a CDS is STUPID.

If there is a FLOOD, use your BRAIN!
STAY at home!

That's how 5 FOOLISH employees of a US company DIED because their boss, who was SAFELY at home, told them to stay at work. Even when the flooding got worse.

Use sense!

There is ZERO dignity in suffering.

Not true!
Orphans are grateful.

Nigerian ladies think letting you be their bitch is a PRIVILEGE.

God fuccked him!
God fucccked him HARD!

Job was a successful, god-fearing man that lived in peace with his neighbours.

Then God saw Devil perambulating without a purpose and pointed him the direction of Job.

The Devil did NOT even notice Job until God ran his mouth.

God told the Devil to TORMENT a god-fearing man as much he wanted. God gave the Devil permission to visit the most HORRIBLE experiences possible upon Job. But he mustn't kill him.

Worst part is that the Omniscient Christian God already knows the OUTCOME and still chose to have Job TORTURED and TORMENTED.

In short, Job was a helpless PAWN in a pointless CELESTIAL GAME.

God and Satan tag-teamed Job!

They took his wealth.
They took his health.
They took his children.

But they left him with the WORST thing a wealthy man down on his luck could ever have:

A NAGGING wife!

If you have SENSE and you read the Book of Job, you will have QUESTIONS your pastor would rather you did NOT have.

World Bank reports this like a BAD thing, which it is.

But Nigerian Politicians will NOT do ANYTHING about it. They will NOT do anything about it because they are smart and EXTREMELY devious.

Nigerian Politicians know that 129 Million people living below the national poverty line is 129 Million potential voters who would sell their votes for 5k and a loaf of bread.

Poverty is a NASTY weapon of subjugation.


You are TOO hungry and weak to fight back with a revolution.

And you would do ANYTHING for money, including voting and even praising the CRIMINALS responsible for your poverty in the first place.

A BRUTAL double-edged sword is poverty.

It's MADNESS!
Madness and entitlement.

ONLY excuse for unwanted pregnancy in 2024 is STARK illiteracy.

By that, I mean the kind of illiteracy where you don't even know the first letter of your own name.

Other than that, there is no excuse for bringing a child into your MISERY.

If a man and a woman combines their mind and resources together and still STRUGGLE to feed themselves, then bringing a child into that kind of situation is MADNESS and WICKEDNESS.

Birth control measures are SURPLUS!

You have condoms, spermicides, morning after pills, etc YET you chose to have a kid you CANNOT afford.

That's MADNESS!

Great!

Now, do politicians.

If you are worried about Gender-based Violence and discrimination against women, you shouldn't be talking to churches. You should be talking to MOSQUES.

The modern church has moved beyond discriminating against women. In fact, we have female pastors, prophetess and church leaders.

And ALL of them wear trousers and makeup and bare their heads so the world can see that they ALSO wear wigs.

No!
The modern church is more concerned with the eternal PUSSIFICATION of men.

Churches are teaching men to:
1. Worship god.
2. Worship their pastors.
3. Worship women.

And preferably worship all 3 with their money 'cause they are always BROKE.

If you are worried about Gender-based Violence, go to mosques and teach them that 9-year old girls are NOT wife materials.

If you are worried about GBV, talk to the ministers of a religion where women could be stoned to death for displaying TOO MUCH ankle.

These BILLIONAIRES need to stop with their PERSECUTION PORN!

First, it was Dangote claiming that people said his Refinery was too big to build. Claiming it would never be completed.

This is the same refinery that economic pundits have been touting as the saviour of the Nigerian economy for decades.

It's the same refinery that the average Nigerian was looking forward to its completion as a point of NATIONAL PRIDE.

It's the same refinery that banks were falling over themselves to finance.

Now another Billionaire is claiming that because someone was opposing his $2B dollar projects, he prayed to God and God made him so sick he couldn't come to work.

I am NOT even going to talk about the good, god-fearing and decent christians who are chuckling GLEEFULLY at the thought of their God PUNISHING a man with CHRONIC sickness.

What I'm going to talk about are the Billionaires that seem to be on a mission to tell the world that they have STRUGGLES too.

That's LAUGHABLE!

This is Nigeria.
What MONEY cannot do does NOT exist!

As a Billionaire, you know the palms to grease. And you have the MEANS to grease them SUFFICIENTLY.

If someone wants too much grease or, shockingly, does NOT want the grease; you can grease a Judge's wig and BUY yourself a court judgement.

Issues faced by Nigerian billionaires in Nigeria are temporary and ephemeral.

So their tales of persecution is just ANNOYING.

It's MADNESS to claim that your $2 Billion project was being held back by a LOW-LEVEL civil servant and you had to resort to PRAYERS.

The number would be way HIGHER than this if more couples did DNA tests.

But women have MANIPULATED men into thinking that doing a DNA test is the ultimate sign of INSECURITY.

A child would look EXACTLY like your wife's Pastor with ZERO resemblance to the husband, YET the wife and her mother would tell the husband that the child is his because "look! he BREATHES exactly like you"

It's nice to finally put a face to the SCOURGE of Nigerians.

And it's DANGOTE and his GREEDY partners.

A NEWLY operational refinery has taken over the supply of 1 MILLION of the 1.3 Million barrels that Nigeria needs.

That's MORE than 75% of the Nigerian Petroleum supply being handled by Dangote.

That's a MONOPOLY!

Or near enough rhat it makes no difference.

Every problem the refinery is supposed to SOLVE has been EXACERBATED.

Dangote pays Naira for crude oil YET the Naira continues to PLUMMET.

He cut out the MIDDLEMAN (NNPCL) and instead of price reduction, he JERKED UP the price.

The transportation savings from NOT having to pay the shipping fees of importing refined petroleum products is NOT passed to customers.

Dangote and his ELITE backers are taking advantage of Tinubu's shitty policies to DESTROY Nigeria.

There should be a LAW that allows you to EXECUTE a cheating spouse and their affair partner when you catch them in your home.

Very DISRESPECTFUL!

President is GONE.
VP is on his way OUT.

The Senate President is labouring under the threat of IMPEACHMENT.

Basically, Nigerians are FUCCCKED. But they don't even know who is doing the FUCCCKING.

Macron seems like the ONLY Western leader to call out the BULLSHIIIT of the genocidal Netanyahu.

The rest of them, especially the US, COMPLAIN about the ATROCITIES of Israel and Netanyahu and then furnish them with the WEAPONS to commit said attrocities.

Netanyahu wants to commit WAR CRIMES and be PRAISED for it.

Toyota cars are priced like DIAMONDS at the moment.

Plus, stealing Toyota parts is the new UPDATE for thieves.

Look into a 2010 Honda Crosstour. It's a beautiful car with reasonable fuel economy.

Unless there is a video of her feasting on a BABY and washing it down with the blood of PUPPIES, then she's still a SAINT compared to the serial RAPIST and PEDOPHILE that is Donald.

For relationships:

1. Appearance is TRANSIENT. Fades fast and attenpts to hang on to it through GAUDY make-ups yield DISASTROUS results.

2. Personality is a FAÇADE. One person displays different personality to different people and on different occasions.

3. Sex. The sexual ability of the average Nigerian girl does NOT extend beyond what YOU can make them do.

4. As someone with SUFFICIENT self-respect, respect from other people is like giving a cup to a thirsty man who just found a spring of water—it's good to have but ultimately makes NO difference.

As for loyalty, loyalty is DEAD. In ract, it was stabbed in the back.

My point:

When it comes to relationships, MOST important thing to me is the SIZE of your account balance.

NOTHING is more romantic than when the automatic response for "come and see me" is NOT "send tfare".

For sex:

Most important thing:
1. Appearance.
2. Appearance.
3. Appearance.
4. Appearance.

I have said it before and I'll say it again:

By the time Tinubu is done with Nigerians, Nigerians would be buying oxygen in satcets like pure water.

Let the poor breathe! would take on a LITERAL meaning.

A STUPID and MEANINGLESS request.

Imperial Majesty is the proper way to address an EMPEROR. Not a King.

The explanation he gave for this nonsense is LAME.

Ultimately, he's just exhibiting the "I better pass my neighbour" mentality that is COMMON to Nigerians.

He wants to show that he is more KINGLY than other Yoruba Kings.

And that's just STUPID when you consider that ALL of them are POWERLESS relics of a BYGONE era that exist only because people are too SENTIMENTAL.

The term "Black Conservatives" sounds like an euphemism for IMBECILES.

Here's a man who comes from a LINEAGE of unrepentant racists who absolutely LOATHE your guts as a black person.

For context, in 1954 a musician wrote a song titled "Old Man Trump". The song was about Donald's father, Fred Trump, about his REFUSAL to rent to black people.

Donald himself was called out in the 90s for doing the same thing.

In other words, RACISM runs in the Ttump gamily.

Plus, his WHOLE platform and his supporters demonise the Diversity, Equity and Inclusiveness Initiave which is a programme that gives black people MORE opportunities in their profession.

These opportunities would NOT have been available to black people without the DEI programme NOT because they are incompetent or unqualified.

It wouldn't have been available to them just because they are NOT white.

Add to all these, the fact that Trump is a FELON, a RAPIST and a PEDOPHILE and you'll get a picture of Black Conservatives:

An IMBECCCILE.

This post is the DUMBEST post on the Internet TODAY!

You are bitching about the influence of Obama on the Democratic Party. You insinuate that he "might" be running a shadow government.

Meanwhile, Donald "Grab 'em by the Pussy" Trump is the ONE who commanded EVERY Republican in Congress to KILL a bill that would tighten the US Border and solve the illegal immigrants problems that Trump and the rest of the Republicans have been bitching about.

In other words, a former President UNDERMINED the current administration by leveraging his influence with his party members.

That's the shadow government you're looking for. Not Obama.

Also, using the term "shadow government" shows that you are one of those Conspiracy NUTHEADS who think the Democrats are CONTROLLING the weather and sending hurricanes to Florida.

When Tinubu HASTILY removed fuel subsidy and the price of fuel was SUDDENLY jerked up from #197 to #620+, they claimed that #620+ was the REAL price of fuel.

The moment the MASSES and NLC let a CRIMINAL like Tinubu get away with a 300%+ INCREASE in the price of fuel is the moment Nigerians FUCCCKED up.

Now, in the past 3 months that #620+ has almost DOUBLED with predictions of MORE increases to come.

They DANGLED Dangote's refinery as a PANACEA to Nigerians' petroleum WOES.

But the Refinery seemingly marked a DESTABILISATION of the oil sector. In fact, one could say it's the HARBINGER of the mysterious and sharp increases in the price of fuel.

WORST of it is that EVERYBODY claims they are not the ONE increasing the price of fuel. From FG to NNPCL, everybody says they are NOT responsible for hiking the price.

But Tinubu and his MINIONS keep trying to convince Nigerians that Nigeria is doing well.

That the UNBEARABLE and PERVASIVE hardship in the country is a feat of ECONOMIC GENIUS.



It's time to start EATING politicians. Everybody should eat their own politicians so there's no tribalism.

WORST part is that Tinubu keeps INSISTING that he's NOT the one fixing the price of fuel.

NNPC says the same thing.

The price keeps JUMPING every week and NOBODY is taking responsibility for it.

NLC is BROKEN too.

A senior personnel RAPED a female soldier and threw her in a psychiatric hospital.

When the soldier took the story to the Press and social media, they threw her in JAIL.

The Military conducted a SHADY investigation and exonerated the RAPIST and DISMISSED the victim.

Is that the same Military they want people to join?

I DON'T blame this scammer. I blame his audience.

Educated people who sit down and listen to this NONSENSE are the real issue.

Just imagine the level of MENTAL GYMNASTICS it took to convert Neuralink to 666.

Yet NOBODY In his circle or congregation told him:
"Sir, with due respect sir and in deference to your divine authority sir, could you maybe SHUT THE FUCCCK UP?!".

Because of Neuralink's product BlindSight, the BLIND can SEE. Yet someone who CANNOT cure ordinary CATARRH is saying Neuralink means 666.

Dude deserves a tune up.

If you study Political Science in Nigeria, just be ready to use your NYSC Allowance to buy a POS.

"This came in response to a suit filed at the Supreme Court by 16 state governors challenging the legality of the laws establishing the commission."

A gang of THIEVES!

The champions of EMBEZZLEMENT do not like the possibility of facing the CONSEQUENCES of their wanton LOOTING.

The 16 governors must REALLY have something to hide.

Instead of working to EASE the lives of their people who are GROANING under the malicious and ANTI-PEOPLE policies of the FG, they are working to make sure that they can loot and go scot FREE.

It's the height of SHAMELESSNESS!

ONLY in Nigeria would criminals be so BOLD to the extent of filing a lawsuit to complain that the institution that punishes their brand of criminality should NOT exist.

EFCC should be drafting their invitation letters.