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This is for the IDIOTS who claim Yahoo Boys are taking REPARATIONS for colonialism.

Scammers and their sycophants are TERRIBLE people. They use excuses and rationalisation to hide the fact that they are CRIMINALS who do HORRIBLE things to REAL people.

The fact is a SCAMMER who will steal from a 75-year old retired GRANDMA in America will have NO problem KILLING your 21-year old daughter for rituals.

Some people say it's NONE of their business because it doesn't affect them until it DOES.

Plus, the DAMAGE they do to our collective reputation as a country is UNBELIEVABLE.

CONDEMN ALL Yahoo Boys!
REPORT ALL Yahoo Boys!

This is called PRE-EMPTIVE WAILING.

Sanwo-olu is acting like a child that broke his mother's ONLY glass cup. So he's weeping because he knows the MAGNITUDE of ass-whooping that's coming his way.

A LOT of corruption and incompetence is HIDDEN because the Lagos economy is so LARGE and AUTONOMOUS.

Lagos is on AUTOPILOT. It'd still be heads and shoulders above other states even without a Governor.

Lagos will make an IDIOT look like a SAVANT while providing him with AMPLE opportunities to loot, pillage and PLUNDER.

In short, Lagos is ideal for hiding embezzlement and INCOMPETENCE.

Lagos governors have been a HUGE disappointment OUTSIDE of Lagos.

Fashola FLOUNDERED as the Minister of Power/works.

Now, Tinubu is looking like the PRIME example of EPIC failure. His policies would be a JOKE if they were not so DISASTROUS for Nigerians.

Lagos is a GREAT state that conceals the MEDIOCRITY of its governors.

"She told us on Sunday morning that she was going to Oshodi to give something to a friend...I have no information about the person she said she was going to see."

A very STUPID parent!

Letting your teenage daughter JUST go and visit a "friend" you DON'T know is MADNESS.

TEENS are usually up to NO good. They are hypersexual and flooded with peer pressure. They are easy to manipulate and influence.

You monitor them like a HAWK. Unless you want your teen moonlighting as a hookup girl or apprentice Yahoo boy.

You know ALL their friends. And let them know that you KNOW.

It's a FAILURE of parenting to let your teenage daughter just visit "friends" without knowing WHO the friend is or WHERE the friend lives.

If anything happens to the girl, the mother is 80% responsible for it.

NO greater criminal in Nigeria than those in UNIFORMS.

A Nigerian in uniform is a SIGNPOST for criminality.
They use their uniforms to HARASS and EXTORT civilians.

That is why I have ZERO sympathy when terrorists and UGMs deal with any of them.

DISHONOURABLE Alex should be recalled IMMEDIATELY.

He's UNCOUTH and UNCIVILISED.
A LAWLESS man that has NO business being a LAWMAKER.

Plus, NEVER seen that kind of face in my life.
Looks like an UNCOMPLETED albino monkey with pink lips.

The fact that he LOST his temper because he was TOO LAZY to come to the gate to collect food he was TOO LAZY to cook and TOO LAZY to drive and get himself is proof that he's as REPULSIVE inside as he is outside.

Some FOOL's life is about to EXPLODE like oil tanker.

Moving to Nigeria with a REMOTE job is STUPID!

A LOT of companies are ACTIVELY working to eradicate their remote positions and implementing RTO mandates.

Chances are high that his remote job will VANISH in a year and he'd realise that his side hustle in Lagos is NOTHING.

Especially when he's raising a child and supporting a spouse while he needs to maintain a SEMBLANCE of the standard of living he had in the UK.

ONLY people that should move back to Nigeria are GERIATRIC 76-year olds who wish to die in their Fatherland.

In which case, the ASTRONOMICAL drop in air quality alone is enough to grant their wish PRONTO.

If Demoxrats were SERIOUS people, by now Fox would be NOTHING more than a movie studio.

A channel that BROADCAST news that was targeted at CRIPPLING the most critical aspect of the American democratic institution.

Dominion Voting Systems DID what Democrats should have done.

If Trump was Biden, Elon would have LOST his contracts and MUCH more.

In fact, if ANYBODY ELSE was Biden, Elon would have LOST all his government contracts.

Elon Musk is a DEFENCE CONTRACTOR with Access to SENSITIVE Military information yet he CONSULTS with Putin.

Plus, making money DIRECTLY from somebody's Administration, talking SHIIIT about him and jumping up and down at his OPPONENT'S rally is enough to REVOKE his government contracts.

NOBODY would even blame Biden.

Were Biden literally ANYBODY else, he'd have KILLED Spacex and ABSORBED it's workforce into NASA.

A real life example is Prigozhin of the Wagner Group in Russia. He was a rich OLIGARCH like Elon dreams to be.

Dude had a government contract with Putin's administration and then started to talk TOO much and even did things that threatened Putin.

Putin shook his hands and told him all was forgiven.
SOON after that, Prigozhin's plane malfunctioned and he DIED.

I BLAME Tinubu for this.

His policies made petrol so UNAFFORDABLE people had to resort to CNG.

Resorting to CNG means people had to have their cars ALTERED to use CNG from Mechanics that did NOT know such a thing exists JUST 2 years ago.

Career prospects for Pure and Applied Chemistry/Physics in Nigeria is UNCLEAR.

And Psychology is a JOKE!

Write another JAMB and WORK towards a Professional Course with CLEAR prospects.

Nursing is good. Medicine would be better.

There is a REASON that majority of the people SLUMPING and DYING have been MEN.

Add MORE wives to the mix and men would be slumping so much we'd have a National Men's Slumping Day.

The EXPONENTIAL effect of two walking-talking liabilities that NAG would make a man's heart REFUSE to beat out of sheer annoyance.

Plus, two women in the same house sharing the same man and his resources is the making of NUCLEAR calamity.

Hatred, JEALOUSY and passive-aggressiveness would form a THICK layer in that house that a man will SURELY suffocate until he SLUMPS.

This one is on social media talking about "not minding" if her husband marries MORE wives.

Until he DOES and she has to take permission to enter her own kitchen.

Burkina Faso is under MILITARY rule.

The fact that a TERRORIST group had the time, chance and confidence to ATTACK a cluster of communities MULTIPLE times shows that the Burkina Faso Military is as USELESS as the Nigerian Military.

The attack had part 1, part 2 and part 3. The Military did NOTHING.

USELESS!

The REAL question is HOW did this one that looks like a DEHYDRATED hippopotamus get a husband?

First of all, it is KNOWN that people who support Trump are the DUMBEST of human society.

Trump himself vouchsafed his LOVE for the "poorly educated".

Research was also conducted that MAJORITY of college educated people (that isuniversity graduates for Nigerian Trump supporters ) tend to lean LEFT.

Most Trump supporters have the critical thinking ability of a DEMENTED snail.

They take their talking points DIRECTLY from the LIES that Trump spews without subjecting it to their own PERSONAL critical assessment.

And that's because rhey just DON'T have the faculty for critical thinking.

In other words, being STUPID and EXTREMELY susceptible to MANIPULATION is the visa you need to enter MAGALAND.

Take OP for example, he writes about Trump's view on ILLEGAL immigration with the aim of saying that Democrats CONDONE it.

But someone capable of CRITICAL REASONING and the basic knowledge of how to use a Search Engine would have found out that Democrats under Biden/Harris introduced the most COMPREHENSIVE Border Bill in American History.

But Trump and the Republicans KILLED the bill!

Another thing that IDIOTS, RACISTS and closeted PEDOPHILES use to justify their support for Trump is the economy.

They claim he was an economic and financial SAVANT.

But a SENSIBLE person would look at the GRAVEYARD of Trump's failed businesses and ask questions.

A SENSIBLE person would look at Trump's SIX BANKRUPTCIES and ask questions.

A SENSIBLE person would look at the DOW JONES reaching NEW HIGHS under Biden/Harris and ask questions.

A SENSIBLE person would look at the FACT that Biden/Harris administration created MORE jobs than Trump and ask questions.

And the KEY question a sensible person would be asking is this:

How the fuccck did you come to the conclusion that Trump could run the economy better?

Black people, especially Africans, who support Trump suggest that there may be some elements of TRUTH to the pseudo-stats that black people are the DUMBEST race in the world.

White pepple have an excuse for supporting Trump: RACISM.

But the ONLY reasons a black person would support Trump is STUPIDITY and SELF-HATRED.

Trump LOATHES black people. And he doesn't even bother to hide it.

Plus, the fact that a RAPIST, pedophile and serial ADULTERER like Donald Trump is being adopted by CHRISTIANS as their champion is perhaps the GREATEST argument for why religion is a SCAM.

ALSO, people who Trump is strong because he's LOUD and CANTANKEROUS are IDIOTS.

A strong man would NOT eagerly clutch at a FAKE Taylor Swift endorsement then turn around to say he HATES Taylor Swift after she REJECTED him for Harris.

Kamala Harris played their "strong man" like Talking Drum in the debate.

A strong man that is ONLY a strong man when people PANDER to him is NOT a strong man.

Finally, Nigerians who harbour a HATRED for the Democratic Party because they think Obama interfered with Nigerian elections are MORONS.

I remember the RUMOUR.

They claimed Obama and the US worked against Goodluck Jonathan because he REFUSED to legalise GAY marriage in Nigeria. That instead Obama supported Buhari, the ISLAMIC FANATIC.

FOOLS!

"Respect your elders" KILLED him!

An ADULT man of 26-years old with the mindfulness to go through the COMPLICATED and STRENUOUS tasks of applying for a visa died SENSELESSLY bevause he did not learn how to tell his elders to FUCCCK OFF!

Africans teach children to NEVER question their elders. To "obey without complain".

Children are relentlessly BOMBARDED with proverbs and anecdotes that are meant to INDOCTRINATE children into mindleessly bowing to the will of elders. Especially parents.

This is the end result!

A 26-year old EDUCATED man on his way to the sweet, sweet greener pastures that 80% of Nigerians yearn for let himself be BURIED alive by an ILLITERATE that's probably NEVER left Ugabike.

Just because his FATHER said so!

Young people, LEARN to say NO to your elders. Even your parents. It could save your life.

Accusations like this are STUPID and USELESS.
It achieves NOTHING!

The PERVERT will continue his perversion. And he'll get away with PREYING on people.

Obviously, this is NOT a case of not burning bridges because the guy has made the decision NOT to do business with the said CREEP by refusing to tender his yansh for bursting.

So there is ZERO incentive for him to keep the name secret.

Also, there are some bridges you need to BOMB like Israel is bombing Yemen. This is one of them.

Plus, keeping something like this secret is SELFISH and WICKED.

It's like escaping UNKNOWN GUNMEN on the express road and then FAILING to warn other road users about their ongoing operation.

"“If you check N1.5 billion against N487 billion budget, that translates to about 0.3%, less than half percent of the total figure, and I believe that it is not that significant in determining the outcome. So even if the wrong number was carried down to the total, it wouldn’t have been material."

This is the justification of a CRIMINAL who knows he would get away with his crimes.

Imagine the Governor of a state in DIRE need of infrastructural development saying an error of #1.35 BILLION Naira is NOT a big deal.

He was NONCHALANT about this gross demonstration of fiscal irresponsibility.

He fuccked up. He knows he fuccked up. But his reply was "I fuccked up, so what?".

Also, the EXCUSE that the error was from the spreadsheet is so LAME.

He didn't even bother to get CREATIVE about it. At least, the other criminal claimed that SNAKES and MONKEYS ate the money.

Blaming the spreadsheet is a WACKY move. The number of people that needs to go through a budget before it's approved means a MISTAKE in excess of ONE BILLION should have been obvious.

If #1.35B can just MAGICALLY appear in a budget without raising eyebrows, then the CONTROL measures are INSUFFICIENT.

People should be SACKED for this!

The LACKADAISICAL response from the Governor is particularly infuriating.

He cheated.
He was caught.
She's CHOOSING to stay in the marriage.

But now she has his BALLS.

Remi should NOT worry about something like.this.

The Celebrity Pastors whose voice carry national weight are more concerned about harvesting MORE seeds from their gullible followers.

Or buying their next private jets.

And ALL of them are already firmly in the pocket of one or MORE politicians.

Just remember to SOW seeds!

Hilarious!

Ordinary South Korea telling Putin and Kim Jong Un what to do.

South Korea should focus on plastic surgery and making their SHITTY romance TV shows and hope North Korea does NOT get the idea of a United Joseon anytime soon.

I knew the case was a FRIVOLOUS one.

Allen is the FOUNDER and CEO of a legitimate and profitable business.

He's NOT a politician.

The agencies who investigated him for money LAUNDERING were just worried about a NIGERIAN man who keeps sending MILLIONS of dollars into his US bank accounts and buying up PROPERTIES.

Nigeria has very FEW scrupulous businesspeople, Allen Onyeama is one of them.

Others include Abdul Samad Rabiu, Tony Elumelu and Femi Otedola.

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It is NOT illegal to want to be KILLED.

If the government wants to end the sit-at-home, END the enforcers first.

They can do that by dressing security operatives in mufti around hot spots and taking down the CRIMINALS who try to enforce the orders.

Meantime, ALL government workers who observe the ILLEGAL orders should have their salaries SLASHED.

You CANNOT work partially and expect a FULL pay.
It's NOT done.

You are entitled to sit-at-home, but the government is NOT obligated to pay you for it.

Very POROUS reporting from SaharaReporters.
A news outlet that DOESN'T know the difference between Complaint and Complainant.

They did NOT even specify the relationship between the complainant and the victim.

Or the relationship between the Complainant and the PEDOPHILE.

They did NOT ask relevant questions like:

HOW does a man with a face like the Devil's right hand man come to be in possession of a 12-year old girl?

Or

HOW does the complainant, who sounds like the mother, expect a TEACHER to support another person on his salary?

Also, people should STOP having children they CANNOT afford.

If you DON'T have money, use CONDOMS!

Don't have kids as a POOR man/woman with the mentality that "God will provide". That is MADNESS!

POOR people who pawn off their kids on OTHER people are the reason PEDOPHILES like this guy could RAPE a child for 5 WHOLE years.

They have kids.
Give the kids to someone else.
And FORGET about said kids.

ONLY thing I can buy for a woman is Postinor 2.

brain54:
You expect her to mention names without evidence...?

Apparently she is intelligent and understands the implications of defamation.

It's not necessary to always comment if nothing to say!

NEVER in your life quote me to spew STUPIDITY.

First of all if you knew anything about how auditions work, you'd realise that a director is NOT the only person present for an audition.

Other people would be there too. Other people equal WITNESSES.

They could be WEAKLINGS too scared to speak out. Or PERVERTS who do the same thing as the director.
Or IDIOTS who think what the director did was a joke.

Whichever it one it is, these people would be SUBPOENAED and made to testify. Lying would be tantamount to PERJURY.

Plus, EVERYBODY knows a pervert like that have done same thing before.

Courage encourages courage.
If she was BOLD enough to reveal the name of the pervert, it would EMBOLDEN others to come forward to corroborate her revelation.

Plus, there is such thing as the Court of Punlic Opinion, aka You go explain tire.

Failing to reveal the name of the director is NOT the masterstroke of an intelligent person. It is the PUSSYFOOTING of a coward.

I HATE cultists!

Cultists are COWARDS who hide behind weapons and other COWARDS to carry out attacks they are too CHICKEN to carry out themselves.

The COWARDS will gather 10-20 of themselves to attack 1 or 2 rivals or INTIMIDATE a "jew" and go back to their lair to hail themselves as STRONG MEN.

Cowards!

I COMPLETELY support cultists killing cultists.
When cultists SLAUGHTER cultists, the world is all the better for it.

It's the death of INNOCENT people that is disheartening.

Some of the dead and injured people in this clash had NOTHING to do with cultism.

Yet they were MURDERED and MAIMED in such a gruesome manner.

Which brings me to my original point:

I HATE cultists!

Extremely USELESS submission!

Who is the DIRECTOR?

This is why RAPISTS and other criminals get away with their CRIMES.

You did NOT get the role yet you refuse to name the director.

Why?

Very UNHELPFUL.

A Director who would ask a reasonably ESTABLISHED actress to kiss him in an audition is the kind of director who'd ask a DEBUTANTE to fellate him for a role.

People who keep quiet about creeps and criminals do a DISSERVICE to themselves and future victims.

That is why I have made it one of my goals to be a shameless and unrepentant WHISTLEBLOWER.

Gods help anycriminal, especially a Yahoo boy, that reveals himself to me 'cause I'd report him to EFCC so fast I'd be DIZZY for days.

ERROR!

Peter Obi should be fighting for Biafra because he will NEVER be President of Nigeria.

You CANNOT want to be President of Nigeria and turn around to call the man who's responsible for the existence of Nigeria as it is an ENEMY.

Plus, talking about FORGIVING said enemy is STUPID.

The birthday wish was PRUDENT and STRATEGIC.
The explanation of the birthday wish is WEAK and STUPID.

Now, he has succeeded in OFFENDING and ALIENATING more people.

His birthday wish TRIGGERED some people.
His explanation and tacit retraction would TRIGGER another set of people.

Peter Obi is NOT a very smart person.

Smart people learn from their mistakes. He has NOT learned that Twitter is NOT real life. The results of the last general election showed that pepple who are LOUD and BOTHERED on social media do NOT necessarily translate to real life.

He should LEARN!

THEY made the choice to come to a VOCAL pro- choice candidate's rally.

THEY made the choice to INTERRUPT said candidate WHILE she was speaking.

Harris, rightfully, directed them to the other guy's rally. A rally where they could frolick with other like-minded pro-life people.

A newspaper with a BAD intention sensationalized the interaction and FOOLS ran with it.

Funniest thing though is that the SAME people offended because Harris "mocked" hecklers at her own rally are the SAME people who are SUSPICIOUSLY silent about the fact that their Jesus-anointed candidate is a THREE-TIME ADULTERER who cheated on his wives.

They are the SAME people who keep QUIET when you ask them what their Trump was doing on Epstein's Jet.

They are the SAME people who DEFEND Donald Trump when you point how the fact that a court CONFIRMED that he RAPED E. Jean Carrol.

They are the SAME people who twist and turn to JUSTIFY why a veritably HORRIBLE person with 34 FELONY convictions is their GODSENT.

One idiot even said he admired Trump's sincerity.


Fact is Trump is such a TERRIBLE person that it doesn't matter what Harris says or does, she'd still have the MORAL HIGH GROUND.

That is NOT a pastor.
That is a guy doing HOLYFANS!