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FamilyRe: Lawyer Laments Rising Divorce Rate Over ‘other Room Deprivation’ by Namaster: 6:08pm On May 18, 2024
Stupid men will continue to fall for this scam. Their GFs will pressure them into marriage with the promise of "na you go tire for sex". And simple men fall for it EVERY time.

They think they'd be getting UNLIMITED sex in marriage. They are not. By marrying a girl for because of sex, they've succeeded in telling the girls that sex is a viable REWARD SYSTEM to get them to do what she wants.

You get sex when you send money to her mother. You don't get sex if you don't buy her the shoes she likes.

The wives use sex as a weapon because their idioot husbands have proven it to be effective.

It's INSANE that a pussy that's been shared more times than a sex video is now used to control a grown man.

For MEN:

The moment your wife or GF denies you sex is the moment the relationship ENDS.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Injured Hedgehog (idiot) I Rescue Today In My Farm by Namaster: 8:23am On May 18, 2024
Clean the wound with a disinfectant. Add hydrogen peroxide and bandage it.

You are her Daddy now.
RomanceRe: What Would Be Your Response? by Namaster: 9:25pm On May 17, 2024
It's the effrontery for me.

Someone interrupted my day because of #10K and atill had the nerve to get angry because I refused to play along with her DIMWITTED social media stunt.

Best be gone when I get home!

That's the kind of woman that lets an "influencer" dictate how she lives her life. A woman who has given her brain unlimited VACATION.

Irritates me.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Surgeon Anu Adepoju Convicted Over Failed Buttocks Enlargement by Namaster: 8:07pm On May 17, 2024
"Delivering a ruling in the case that spanned four years, Justice Mohammed Liman found Adepoju guilty and sentenced her to a one-year jail term. She was, however, given an option of N100,000, in lieu of the jail
Reacting to the development in a post on X, Babatunde Irukera, a former director-general of FCCPC, said the case has strengthened the accountability framework for society and professionals."


What a joke!

A quack MURDERED a woman due to incompetence and she gets only a #100,000 fine. The ENTIRE life of a human being in Nigeria is less than $67.

What a fucking joke!
FamilyRe: Man Calls Off Wedding Over Iphone Gift Fiancee Received. by Namaster: 9:53am On May 17, 2024
The phone was a "parting" gift. grin
PoliticsRe: Will Substancial Increase In Minimum Wage Increase Inflation by Namaster:
The short answer is YES.

Long answer:

There are 2 major types of inflation in economics:

1. Cost-Push Inflation: when the cost of producing goods and services increases and the producers PASS the increases to the final consumers in the form of HIGHER prices.

This is the one that is currently DECIMATING Nigeria. For instance, farmers go to their farms at the cost of losing their lives, their wives and kids.

If they don't lose those, a LARGE chunk of their crops get destroyed by criminal herdsman and their cattles.

A farmer could plant on say 5 plots of land and only harvest crops from 3 plots while the rest get destroyed.

Since they don't want to go bankrupt, they give the market value of the 5-plot to a 3-plot harvest.

So customers end up paying MORE for LESS. Say hello to inflation.

This type of inflation is usually OVERLOOKED and disregarded when talking about inflation. That's why nobody is talking about fixing the security issues that cause this in Nigeria.

Which brings us to the next kind of inflation.

2. Demand-Pull Inflation: is the popular kind of inflation. It's the one everybody knows as inflation.

It's when there is an increase in consumers' purchasing power (e.g increase in minimum wage) that leads to an increase in demand for goods and services. But for some reasons, supply cannot keep up with demand.

End result is TOO MUCH money chasing TOO FEW goods. So people will pay MORE money to get the same quantity of goods or even for lesser quantities. Say hello to inflation.

This is the one that an increase in minimum wage compounds.

It gets WORSE because the 2 types of inflation are about to go nuclear at the same time. MORE money will enter the economy while NOTHING is being done to address the supply issue.

There will be nowhere for the additional money to go. It'll just keep floating around in the economy until inflation starts mopping it up.
RomanceRe: Moment Two Young Men Proposed To Their Older Oyinbo Lovers (Video) by Namaster: 7:37am On May 17, 2024
These guys think they've gotten update. But in reality, it's the older women who got the new format. grin
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Governor Oyebanji’s Whereabouts Unknown, Fails To Return To Nigeria Nearly by Namaster: 10:34pm On May 16, 2024
Another one with a health problem.

They'll let the health sector in their states COLLAPSE then run to foreign countries to treat themselves. Meanwhile, the masses continue to die of small illnesses.

ZERO shame politicians.

Rather than admit they bleeped up local hospitals and ran abroad for treatments, they'd concoct tales that make no sense.
CrimeRe: Boy Kidnapped 26yrs Ago Rescued From Neighbor’s Cellar Close To The Victims Home by Namaster: 6:33pm On May 16, 2024
Sounds like an INCREDIBLY stupid man.

The entire article tried to INFANTILIZE the victim by addressing him as a TEEN. He was a 19-year old MAN at the time of the kidnapping.

Even a scrawny 19-year old can fight off a 35-year old guy long enough to run away. Then he saw his relatives and REFUSED to yell for help.

That's just INSANE!
RomanceRe: What’s That Thing About You? by Namaster: 6:25pm On May 16, 2024
Enjoying your solitude that much is EXTREMELY eye-opening.

You'll start to see HIDDEN truths. Like people are not shit. There is little you want with women outside of sex. You want them gone the moment you finish fucking.

Your ability to tolerate nonsense from people drops dangerously low.
RomanceRe: I Never Knew He Was A GAY by Namaster: 6:24pm On May 16, 2024
Chinweotitoaa:
I think eating his money is just to commit myself
This is where women are SUPERIOR.

They'll DEVOUR your resources like termites on a soft wood and then look down you with disdain as they ask "what have you even do for me?"
PoliticsRe: Terrorists Using Cryptocurrency Traders To Fund Insecurity — EFCC by Namaster:
I am 100% convinced that fhis guy is secretly DUMBER than a truckload of bricks.

The worst part is he assumes everybody is as dumb as he is.

First of all, he definitely does NOT have a friend who is the Assistant Director of the FBI. An airhead like this guy would have namedropped him like 20 times instead of something vague like "a friend of mine".

Plus, the Assistant Director of the FBI would know that it's completely IMPOSSIBLE to track any Dollar notes. That's why criminals like drug dealers do deals in CASH.

They merely have SECURITY features to make them recognisable as genuine and not counterfeit. And the Naira notes have similar features.

This guy is always so eager to spew LAMBACIOUS shiiits and exaggerate mediocrity.

He's the same guy that the EXCITEDLY held a press conference about how a 17-year old Yahoo boy got his BVN from his phone number.

This guy does NOT know what he's doing. But that's okay because he fits right in with the rest of Tinubu's appointees.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Mocks Peter Obi Over His Visitation To Prominent PDP Politicians by Namaster: 3:36pm On May 16, 2024
I wonder what Reno will do when Obi returns to PDP for 2027 election. grin
RomanceRe: 3 Ways To Know If A Girl's Waist Beads Is Not Ordinary - Lady by Namaster: 8:26pm On May 15, 2024
People just publish shiiit for money.
PoliticsRe: Do SE People Regret The ‘Sit At Home’ Era? by Namaster: 8:03pm On May 15, 2024
So sit-at-home has stopped everywhere in the east?
TravelRe: Should I Pick USA (phd) Or Italy (msc); Advice by Namaster: 7:37pm On May 15, 2024
US for sure. Unless the Italian route comes with the prospect of citizenship.
EducationRe: Please, Who Can Support 3 Intelligent Kids Out Of School For 5yrs? by Namaster: 5:33pm On May 15, 2024
grin
PoliticsRe: We Have Keyed Into Tinubu’s Renewed Hope Agenda – Otti by Namaster: 5:31pm On May 15, 2024
Otti is probably the SMARTEST governor in Nigeria at the moment.

He's friends with EVERYBODY while doing tangible projects for his people.

Love the guy. He's the Osinbajo of the East. Short, smart and EXTREMELY productive.
EducationRe: Kano University Suspends Student For Proposing To Female On Campus by Namaster: 5:25pm On May 15, 2024
Idiooot boy!

200-level and he's already inviting calamity into his own life.

Great decision from the School.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Govt To Build 380-room Five-star Hotel Within 12 Months by Namaster: 4:54pm On May 15, 2024
Someone is shelling out scarce resources just to have a nicer place to host hookup girls.

Senseless!
CrimeRe: Beggar Killed As Hoodlums Clash Over Booty In Osun by Namaster: 2:44pm On May 15, 2024
Poverty is DANGEROUS.

A man died and this journalist wrote a pun about it.
RomanceRe: Open Disussion: Guys Who Do You Run Too When You Are Broke by Namaster: 10:25am On May 15, 2024
I run to my favourite uncle: Uncle Side Hustle.
Christianity EtcRe: God Hates Divorce by Namaster: 6:37am On May 15, 2024
Tell that to "Pastor" Oyakhilome.
RomanceRe: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Namaster: 4:34pm On May 14, 2024
You begged.
Your brother begged.
Your father begged.

Dude, your simpleness is GENERATIONAL.

No hope for you.
CrimeRe: Kano State Hisbah Arrests 20 For Bathing Together by Namaster: 4:32pm On May 14, 2024
It's INSANE that these criminals are allowed to operate while idiots come up with EXCUSES why it's impossible to establish State Police.
FamilyRe: Physically Challenged Woman Marks 3-years Marriage Anniversary With Husband by Namaster: 4:30pm On May 14, 2024
I bet her account balance is FAT too.
HealthRe: My Experience At General Hospital Apata, Ibadan by Namaster: 1:57pm On May 14, 2024
Hospitals in Nigeria are deathtraps populated with CALLOUS people. But General hospitals are especially worse. They are like a branch of hell on earth.

I once had a nurse laugh in my face when I asked her to check on a patient. This nurse was NOT doing anything at the time.

They are very DISMISSIVE and WICKED.
RomanceRe: ‘Real Man Doesn’t Allow His Partner To Have Male Bestie’ – Actor Nedu by Namaster: 12:39pm On May 14, 2024
A woman with a male bestie is like a chicken who's friends with a Lion—it'll end up getting chopped.
AdvertsRe: Bank Loan Facilitation. Collateral & Guarantor For Bank Loan. Business Loans. by Namaster: 11:48pm On May 13, 2024
grin
SportsRe: Sherif Lawal Dies Inside The Boxing Ring In His First Professional Fight by Namaster: 11:36pm On May 13, 2024
This is why boxers are one of the few athletes that DESERVE the insane amount of money they are paid.

You enter the ring and the GOAL of your opponent is to knock your brain HARD enough to make you faint.

But you're smart and trained so you guard your head.

Prohlem is your opponent is smart and trained too. So while you're guarding your head, he BATTERS your kidney. Over and over again.

Until you give up and try to guard against body shots. At which point your opponent musters ALL of his strength and deliver a powerful BLOW that rattles your brain inside your skull.

What I'm saying is this:

Boxing is a modern day BLOODSPORT. People train to kill each other with their bare hands for entertainment.
Foreign AffairsRe: United Nations Reverses Its Gaza Death Toll by Namaster: 10:05pm On May 13, 2024
The West is doing everything to make a genocidal Israel come out smelling like roses.

Very PATHETIC!

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