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VeryWickedMan:
You are the bitch in the relationship.
Just bend over and let her Bleep you.

OP, take this advice and buy yourself some lubes.

In Nigeria, 20% of our problem is from bad leaders. The remaining 80% is from fellow Nigerians.

Take my experience at a Teaching Hospital last year.

Around the first week of December, I was a little unwell. Took myself to the Teaching Hospital in question. Got there and met 3 nurses at the reception. Was asked a few questions in order to open a file and get a hospital card.

Before I knew it the nurse attending to me whipped out a big carton and told me to "do Christmas for us". Another nurse remarked that my file would never get to a doctor if I don't tip them.

I was shocked!

Imagine extorting money from sick and helpless people. Some of whom will receive news that they are sick with illnesses that'll cost them a fortune to treat. Or that they were going to die.

My heart broke that day. I wanted to pick up the carton and slam it into the fat heads of the corrupt criminals masquerading as nurses that day. But my strength failed me.

If you think Nigerian Politicians are wicked, just know that Nigerians make them look like Gandhi.

To know Nigerians is to hate Nigerians.

Nigerian lives mean nothing right now.

Imagine 280+ kids were kidnapped this week and it's business as usual. Everyone is acting like it's a normal thing.

Also, no politician has said anything or done anything about it. But if were celebrity or rich person, they'd be falling over eachother to send their meaningless commiserations.

Life should be more sacred. Even Nigerian lives.

Economics.

The teacher comes to class with 3 mobile whiteboards and still uses the one in the class.

So where are the bags now?

Someone should inform US, UK and the rest that this is not an endorsement of Russia's actions.

We are just really poor. Our politicians will take aides from the devil himself it it's available.

Punch should be SANCTIONED for failing to disclose that this hit piece is a SPONSORED post.

Imagine the nonsense!

280+ kids were kidnapped just this week in the country of the Chairman of ECOWAS. Several public warehouses and private trucks were looted for food in the same country within the same week.

YET Punch is publishing a shitpiece about countries trying to get their shit together the best way they know how.

A shame!

Kobojunkie:
It seems this god of chosen targets people consumed by fears and anxieties — paranoid individuals — to sap his kind of glory from. Wetin be an everlasting mark from a mortal for crying out loud?

That church has a magnetic pull that is irresistible to EXTREMELY dumb folks.

The only woman smart and strong enough to lead a shithole like Nigeria is Ngozi Okonjo Iweala.

The rest of them should stick to sucking diiicks.

After listening to the counsels, Justice Taiwo convicted and sentenced Samson, Taiwo, Babatunde, Olamide Samson, Olamide and Ayokun to six months of community service each and Oluwadamilare to three months of community service.

No wonder there is a menace of these criminals and their ritualistic counterparts.

What manner of USELESSNESS is this?

These criminals scheme, deceive and dupe people of their money. Someone of their victims are geriatric retirees who had their retirement savings wiped out.

Plus, they damage our collective identity. They make it hell on earth for innocent and legit Nigerians to have genuine dealings with foreigners.

They sully our reputation as a people.

Yet this Judge is letting them go scot free on community service and less than a $100 fine.

Churchgoers will tell you that sleeping and waking up is a miracle.

Forgetting that demons like Nigerian politicians also sleep and wake up.

Who are the dumb people writing and publishing this nonsense in DailyTrust?

Criminals invaded a mosque, murdered 2 people and kidnapped many more yet DailyTrust is calling them bandits.

How is that banditry?

That is pure TERRORISM. Plain and simple. No two ways about it. These are terrorists.

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Nigerian Police are very useless. Outside of intimidation and extortion, they have nothing else going for them.

Their counterparts in Kogi hid like a coward while Armed Robbers blasted civilians with bullets. Now, a group of 5 could not stop hoodlums with guns. But they would be quick to oppress a young guy with an iPhone.

Nigerian women live in a single room with their men and still find a way to suck stranger diccck and the man is none the wiser.

You want to do interstate. Dey play.

We later resolved our family issues with my husband and asked me to return to my matrimonial home. I even promised not to have an extramarital affair with the man again. On the day of the incident, Ishaya came to take me out again, but couldn't meet me at home at that time", Libiyatu further narrated.

NEVER take back a cheating woman. Only a man with no self-respect or dignity will take back a woman who has gobbled the diiick of another man.

In fact if your wife comments that a celebrity on TV is sexy while she's with you, send her packing.

Never mind that you'll be accused of insecurity or immaturity. That's how they get men to play their games.

Check your wife's phone as much as you like. If she has a problem with it, send her packing.

Whatever you do, NEVER tolerate cheating or the appearance of cheating. You could be saving your life.

See face like soaked garri.

By the way, Nigerian men need to get sense. You don't need to disturb yourself looking for proof that your wife or gf is cheating on you.

She is!

The only proof you need that a Nigerian girl is cheating on you is that she's a Nigerian girl.

Nigerian girls will Bleep for money.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for attention.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for a free ride.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for AC.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for POP.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for Indomie and eggs.
Nigerian girls will Bleep for wig.
Nigerian girl will Bleep just because the sun shines.

As a man in Nigeria, your own is to ALWAYS use condoms when it's your turn to Bleep a Nigerian girl.

Five stupid people in this story.

Filming people or taking their pictures without consent is stupid. It's not by force to "create content" if you are bereft of ideas.

It's equally stupid to gang up on and beat someone for filming you when you could just take the phone and delete the videos. Or just take the phone.

"..."the 28-year-old feminist said at a cafe in the northwestern city of Xian."



A 28-year old feminist in a country brimming with feminine and traditional women has no choice but to embrace singleism.

No man has time for nonsense in a country where pussy falls from the sky like rain.

Workaholic or inefficient?

An employee that is constantly unable to finish his tasks in the alloted time is NOT doing a good job.

Some friends of the deceased alleged that Chidozie was in the habit of beating his wife daily without provocation.

Nothing more to add.

Nice one.

Give some of your blackness to that nylon. You have it in EXCESSSSS.

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A Ted talk on YouTube could tell you the same thing without collecting 10% of your salary.

Hilarious!

Dave Chapelle couldn't write a funnier joke if he tried.

A summary of this clown show:

1. Herbalist has been "healing" people with traditional and alternative medicine, including rituals.

2. Herbalist fell sick.

3. Herbalist got into an ambulance and went straight to a hospital.

4. The wife of Herbalist got sick.

5. Herbalist took her to a hospital for surgery.

6. Both got their health back and recovered nicely.

7. Then Herbalist went to church for Thanksgiving.

8. Herbalist proclaims that herbalism, idolatory and fetishism is not all that. God is supreme.

9. Herbalist thanks God some more.

10. Herbalists says God is Great but bills still have to be paid so he's still going to continue running his "herbal and alternative medicine business."

Just two scammers jerking eachother off in public.

7victor:
Thank you very much.

I'm a lecturer.

All right, sir.

Congrats, again. You did something incredible.

Congratulations, Doctor.

Out of curiosity, are you a lecturer or work in a company?

Nah bro, your crime is not eating. It's stealing ideas from Reddit without giving due credit.

First of all, how much interests are you getting per month?

Leaving money in the bank in the Nigeria of today reminds of smart kids who steal meat.

They take a piece and cut it into 2. They return one and eat the other. An unwary mother will see the same number of meat in the pot. But in reality, the meats have reduced.

That's what the Nigerian economy is doing to money in the bank now.

Plus, what kind of business do you do that couldn't use an injection of additional capital?