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WRONG move!

The innocent minister CANNOT be held responsible for the stupidity of other people.

People who have to travel to a DESERT country for their religious experience to be complete are the ones to be held accountable for getting ROASTED alived or trampled to death.

This is the Military rule some idiots want in Nigeria.

No matter how BAD you think our useless Politicians are, our USELESS Military is a 100 times.worse.

This new law will JAIL people for using social media to SHARE videos of the soldiers torturing people because it can "disturb public order".

These people are just lucky that ECOWAS is filled with a bunch of corrupt and SPINELESS cowards. Otherwise, this Tchiani guy would have been sent on a journey pf no return.

Ask the average Nigerian to describe their idea of God and Jesus and 99.9% of them would describe a WHITE man.

When they travel abroad, they are surrounded by white people. They are in heaven. The fact that 100% of the problems plaguing them in Nigeria has already been solved by the white people in the new country HELPS.

Religion reigns SUPREME where poverty and ignorance is prevalent. The poorer and less educated a people are, the more susceptible they are to religious MANIPULATIONS.

That's why the core Northern parts of Nigeria is a hot bed for religious EXTREMISM. Poverty and lack of education makes them easier to brainwash.

A galore of USELESSNESS!

First, there is the Devil calling himself a pastor who disturbs the WHOLE neighbourhood with loudspeakers.

You will not understand the FRUSTRATION of the neighbour if you've not had speakers BLARING into your room at 1 AM on a Wednesday morning because of vigil.

The screaming and stomping of the members would make you think thoughts that'll make you question whether you are really the devil.

How Christianity went from Jesus condemning Pharisees who pray in public to IRRITATING loudspeakers is still a mystery.

THEN, there is the USELESS new recruit flexing his NONEXISTENT muscles on civilians. If the recruits come face to face with bandits and terrorists now, they'd devolve into COWARDS and CRYBABIES.

But that's the ONLY thing the Nigerian Military can ever get right—intimidating and assaulting UNARMED civilians. When it comes to real THREATS, they are useless.

In fact Nigerian soldiers are so USELESS, it took TEN of them to assault just ONE DEFENCELESS man and TWO women.

YET the man and his wife are still standing GIDIGBA!

Very WEAK pussies.

Newspapers and blogs in Nigeria are so USELESS!

They claimed that he paid EVERYBODY'S hospital bills when in fact he did NOT pay for ANYBODY'S hospital bill.

He visited the hospital and gave money and donations directly to SOME patients. Patients could use it to pay their hospital bills or their families could FEUD over it like Mr. Ibu's family.

Even though Burna Boy did a GREAT thing, the fact that his publicity team went with an EXAGGERATED narrative rather than correct the story is SHITTY.

"He alleged Giroux threatened Isaiah Olugbemi at least two other times with a gun this year; once in January and a second time in June."

Looks like he was warned TWICE before being gunned down the third time.

In the US, it's best to AVOID confrontations. Even if you are built like The Rock with the boxing skills of Mike Tyson and the person threatening you looks like Sanyeri. Best thing is still to WALK AWAY.

Call the cops if confrontation is prolonged or you think violence is imminent.

Trying to be a tough guy could get you killed. The US has OVER 21 million depressed people who think life is shiiit. And they ALL have access to GUNS. One small fumble and you get a bullet.

ANY little dispute you have with your neighbour, let Police settle it.

If Nigeria had a sensible legal system, Newspapers in Nigeria would be swimming in lawsuits and DEBTS.

This shitty Newspaper is claiming that Providus is being investigated for fraud. Whereas the explanation in the body of the article CLEARLY demonstrates that the bank is merely ASSISTING the police in a fraud investigation.

The culprits are known. The fraud is known and the bank is NOT complicit. That a bank is used for a fraudulent transaction does not mean the bank is GUILTY of fraud.

Whoever let this article be published is either DUMB or MALICIOUS. Either way, Providus Bank ought to sue them into FURTHER oblivion since the newspaper is already in oblivion.

ALSO the BDC operator, Shamsudeen Ahmed, is EXTREMELY dumb and EXCEPTIONALLY greedy. Dollar is #1,4600+ YET he wanted to buy a whole 1 Million Dollars at a rate of #1000/dollar.

That's short-changing the sellers to the tune of #400,000,000 (FOUR HUNDRED MILLION NAIRA).

Which legitimate businesspeople would WILLINGLY take a loss of #400M?

Greedy fool even borrowed money because he thought he was taking advantage of the sellers.

The picture ignored a LOT about that girl.

At 26, she:

1. Already had a 9-year old son (her son later died of drug overdose at 20)

2. Had been married and divorced.

3. Had been a STRIPPER.

4. Had been a IndecentStar (modelling for Playboy).

She's basically a walking-talking RED FLAG.

She seduced the old man in a strip club and wanted a WHOLE 1.6 Billion DOLLARS even though she was not even in the will.

Fought the family for years. GREEDY girl wanted millions for blowing a geriatric diick.

Before she died of DRUG OVERDOSE at just 39 years old, she had another child which led to a PATERNITY dispute between two men.

Girl is a WORLD-CLASS olosho.

Back to the topic:

No love for POOR men. Love is a luxury only rich men can afford.

Poor men just have to put up with women who tolerate them. And suffer and endure with them.

But rich men have no problem getting "True Love" from women.

For instance, even though EVERYBODY in the world saw Davido WEEPING on his knees while begging an American hookup girl, Chioma is still planning her wedding to him.

Can only be true love, right?

From her body language, you can EASILY tell that the man was the girlfriend in that relationship.

NO masculine man would want a relationship with the girl. She's realised that too after being dumped by the guy she dumped this guy for. And that's why she's back talking to him.

But she's dealing with a SISSY-MAN so instead of begging on her hands and kneels, she's talking NONSENSE and trying to chance him into taking her back.

A girl dumped you, then blocked you EVERYWHERE and you still entertain a conversation with her. That's just DUMB!

After Mary INSISTED that she was definitely a virgin despite getting pregnant outside of wedlock, no woman can shock me with her lies.

A VERY stupid woman. It's no wonder NO work was assigned to her in 20 years.

The company should countersue for every dime she collected in the past 20 years.

This level of stupid should bring SEVERE consequences.

Not one but TWO leg chains and a GIANT nosering.

That is a HOOKUP girl.

The restaurant did the right thing. You can't advertise your business inside another person's business.

Hustle for your own customers and stop trying to steal the customers of another business.

Bandits are calling people like someone in the talking stage of a relationship YET both the Police and Military REFUSE to do anything about it.

Also, Tinubu's failure to address this menace will come back to bite EVERY Nigerian in the ass.

The #16M and 3 bikes would be used to EXPAND their operations. They'll recruit MORE people to KIDNAP and KILL.

Allowing crime to be INORDINATELY rewarded is how you end up with a country like Haiti where CANNIBALS roam the streets like untethered goats.

This kidnappers are DUMB illiterates. To deal with them is VERY simple.

For instance, the leader of the gang himself came to pick up the ransom. Just 15 Policemen with ordinary AK47 would have shown him the error of his ways.

Allowing gangs of criminals to operate FREELY is why TERRORISM is gradually becoming a National Cake where every region wants their own share.

" I think it's high time government should criminalized their excesses..."

Except government don't care.

This is PURE evil. Destroying another person's livelihood to enrich yours.

These herdsmen will NOT stop unless they are stopped with a GREATER BRUTALITY.

Farmers and their communities need to drop hoes and wheelbarrows, it's time for GUNS and CUTLASSES.

The ONLY reason they continue their attacks is because the people they attack refuse to fight back. Their victims still look to the government for help.

Violence and slaughter is not exclusive to the herdsmen and they are not immune to fear and death.

They are just NOT facing any resistance.

Imagine DESTROYING a person's livelihood so deliberately and calmly and then making a video to post on their TikTok channel.

They could do that because there is no REPERCUSSIONS for their actions.

If a community of farmers had banded together to attack the CRIMINALS and slaughtered them along with their Cattle then LEFT them to rot in the farm as fertilisers, they will learn to thread with caution.

Repeat this 10 to 15 times. Use at least 150 herdsmen and a 1000 cattle as fertilisers. Let them learn that to invade a farmland is to become fertiliser.

Sit back and watch them BEG for ranches.

If it's NOT Malachi 3:10, Pastors don't preach it.

Funniest patt is that EXTREMELY educated people still haul The Bible around. They still take it as the UNQUESTIONABLE Word of God.

A book that ENDORSES slavery so many times and so EMPHATICALLY should have ZERO bearing on how people live their lives.

Christians cherry-pick and are WILLFULLY blind to parts they don't like.

For instance, King David MURDERED a man because of ordinary pussy YET the Saviour of all mankind is his descendant.

Then there is the issue of King Solomon. Read Ecclesiastes where the dude kept screaming that EVERYTHING IS USELESS.

Read Ecclesiastes with critical reasoning and you'll realise Solomon was DEPRESSED. That's a dude who needed THERAPY not veneration.

This is justified!

If for nothing else, then for his TRASHY attitude. A national ICON should NEVER act like a common bus conductor.

He displayed ZERO etiquette, ZERO class, ZERO decorum and extreme MANNERLESSNESS in his response.

Even threatened VIOLENCE against people for advising him to be level-headed. Very DISGRACEFUL attitude.

He should NEVER be allowed to wear a Nigerian Jersey until the day he dies.

Good news for the Artistes but the company Executives have their priorities UPSIDE DOWN.

Money should be funneled into R&D to make better products. And products in packages that fit into the current economic realities of Nigerians. Instead of giving free money to tich people.

Although Tinubu's economy is a DISASTER, some of the companies fleeing Nigeria were wrecked by BAD MANAGEMENT. Cadbury is on track to be the next one.

For instance, I haven't touched TomTom in years. They advertise it as a menthol candy but the current product in the market is RUBBISH. You get a SHITLOAD of sugar and the menthol is just an aftertaste.

Influencer marketing can only push a bad product so far.

There should be a sixth and seventh law.

SIXTH BASIC LAW OF HUMAN STUPIDITY:

Never underestimate the EXTENT of a person's stupidity. Stupidity runs deeper than the deepest parts of an ocean.

You see a stupid person do something supremely stupid and you think to yourself "surely, he can't do anythinymore stupid". You would be wrong.

Stupid people have a bottomless pit of stupidity they draw from. They have a LIMITLESS reservoir of stupidity. They can unleash waves after waves of EXTREME stupidity before you realise they're just warming up.

SEVENTH LAW OF HUMAN STUPIDITY:

Stupidity CANNOT be corrected by an EXTERNAL factor. So pointing out that a person or an action is stupid is POINTLESS.

They'll just double down and pile on MORE stupidity.

Logical arguments or UNDENIABLE evidence makes no difference to stupid people. So don't even bother.

What a FAT liar!

Your handkerchief could not cure cancer but it can grow breasts.

Ask for a simple proof now and they'll scream persecution.

What's the name of the woman and which hospital did the surgery?

ALSO, most patients who undergo mastectomy also get breast implants to replace the lost one.

The ONLY miracle that happened here is the wonder of modern medicine not a useless handkerchief.

Even their "makeup free" pictures are carefully crafted and it's still touted as the height of female BRAVERY.

If you've seen a Nigerian girl without makeup and push-up bras, horror movies would look like comedy skits to you.

Only a politician can still cause pain even in death.

Concerning.

This is NONSENSE reporting by Premium Times.

The COAS did not make a DEFINITIVE statement. It's just a general charge to service to make the new recruits feel important.

It's not different from what the VC of a university would say at the convocation ceremony of graduating students.

Premium Times made a feel-good speech sound like a definite plan of ACTION. Nonsense reporting.

"She even said recently in a fight that I disgust her and she hated me."

That's a NEW dick speaking through your wife. You wife started tasting a new dick a couple of months ago and that's when it started.

She only asked you to stay because the new dick knows she's a LovePeddler and will not have anything serious with her. He'll fuuuck the shit out of her, though.

The fact that you stayed after being told to your face that you are no different from FAECES to her shows you have ZERO respect for yourself.

You have NO boundaries. So get ready for MORE. She'll start BEATING you soon.

You are the WET dream of abusive whores—an introvert with LOW self-esteem who'll SWEEP the house while a bitch is in bed SLEEPING till 10 o' clock. If you have a little money, your LovePeddler has hit the jackpot.

You'll NOT listen but I'll tell you anyway:

Get a DNA test for both kids. Then KICK her out. No matter the results of the DNA tests, KICK HER OUT.

Prophecy fulfilled.

Time to use your June salary as your second First Fruit.

This is one of the BIG COMMAS in humanity.

There are responsible men out there who will NEVER be trusted with a hire purchase keke napep BUT an adult man in crazy jeans gets to be trusted with a WHOLE human being.

This is a DEFECT in humanity.

There is NO excuse to murder a child. Even if it's not yours.

You got pinched in a dream and you felt it IRL so that is EMPIRICAL proof that God did it. Hilarious

As a kid, did you not dream of urinating in a bush just to wake up and realise the bush is in fact your bed.

Also, seeing the G.O of Salvation Ministries in a dream means absolutely NOTHING! He's someone you are already familiar with.

It would be more profound if you had a dream about a Priest in one village in Mexico you've never heard about. And you had to Google his name.

Your title claims you KNOW but your post says you BELIEVE.

"And when she asks him about those women, he will start beating her to the extent that she had to run to her village and her parents brought her back."

WTF is this??

What kind of USELESS parents would encourage their daughter to continue to be a punching bag?

This is why an ADULT, especially women, must be financially INDEPENDENT before getting married. The first whiff of verbal or physical abuse or infidelity, you carry your bags and LEAVE .

You don't have to go back home to USELESS parents who'll force you to go back until you get beaten to DEATH.

The WORST thing about this is that there are educated men and women who still listen to this ABUSIVE and ADULTEROUS randy man who calls himself a pastor.

Great one from South Africa.

Love it when punishments fall upon criminals like July rain.

As if the 4 LIFE IMPRISONMENTS were not enough, they hammered Jude with another 18-year BONUS jail term.

Love it!

Mercenary123:
The standard of living in Burkina Faso is way higher than what is obtainable in Nigeria

Move to Burkina Faso.

Ever heard of IMAGE LAUNDERING and PROPAGANDA?

This guy is donating blood (and taking pictures of it) for the same reason politicians kiss babies (and take pictures of it).

ONLY reason this works is because an OVERWHELMING number of people are EXTREMELY gullible.

You can already see a FOOLISH Nigeria professing hus love.