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Sovereign countries, especially First World countries, who allow the US to establish a military presence in their country are just DUMB.

Allowing up to 54,000 foreign soldiers PERMANENTLY on your home soil.is STUPID.

You call 16% increase in taxes "minor" because Nigerians have normalised SHEGE and OPPRESSION.

Ask office workers whether they've ever had that much increase in SALARY without the intervention of Labour Unions.

I am TITILLATED to no end by what Kenyans are doing. Especially how they burst into the Parliament where Politicians wanted to serve them made-in-Nigeria SHEGE.

Kenyans are the ONES to emulate. Not the criminal Military of Niger, Mali and Burkina Faso.

"And I'm feeling like I'm being simp and weak."

Self-awareness = 10/10.

Someone got ANGRY at you and started giving you a cold shoulder just because you entered the toilet before her and you still think you are the problem.

That right there is the REAL problem.

You probably give off EMOTIONAL SOAKAWAY vibes and that's why you keep attracting girls who dump their SHITTY attitude on you.

Being around someone who keeps malice sucks up the joy and energy in the vicinity. It ruins your mood.

Best thing is DUMP the girl.

Before you even get serious with the next girl, sit her ass down and teach her your RULES. One of which should be "the first hint of malice and you're OUT the door".

Life is to short and HARD to be with a girl who makes it HARDER.

"My dilemma stems from my plan to marry a Nigerian woman."

More than a DECADE in a foreign country and you still want to marry a Nigerian woman?

WTF is WRONG with you??

ALSO, why the fucck do you need to understand the perspectives of Nigerians on life and relationships?

Did you RUN AWAY from Nigeria because said perspectives were something to emulate?

You are NOT married and the girl is already CONTROLLING you and trying to ruin your life.

You want ro come to Nigeria to risk your life because of a Nigerian girl. Ask your mother and let her describe the depth of her DISAPPOINTMENTS.

Guy said he wants to travel to DIFFERENT region. Funny man!

By the way, is the girl coming with you or are you undertaking the FOOLISH journey solo?

You spent just 5 days in ANOTHER foreign country with a significant population of Nigerians and you wanted that country to build a WALL like Donald Trump because of the level of fucckery you beheld.

YET you want to come to Nigeria, the father of all SHIITHOLES and the Poverty Capital of the world.

Hold on to your fond memories of a Nigeria governed by Goodluck Jonathan. Don't TAINT it by experiencing the CALAMITY that Tinubu presides over.

Most importantly, you should NOT be doing it for a Nigerian Woman.

Also, avoid the FOOL who told you NO real African woman would marry you. That's a GREAT thing but it seems to have hit your self-esteem hard.

Plus, consider the fact that BLACK women are the LEAST desirable people in the world in addition to Asian men.

Don't let a Nigerian woman send you on a fool's errand.
Don't be that guy.

What do you expect?

That's what they've been training for ALL their live—bodyguarding for rich people AGAINST unarmed civilians.

It's MORE important than and definitely preferable to, dealing with bandits, uGM and terrorists.

An ALMOST 30% rate of inflation is a "reduction"?

Nigeria is GONE. Tinubu should just sell it to China and let's use the proceeds to buy chin-chin.

She had a miscarriage and was so SCARED of her husband she faked her own kidnap.

Very DISTURBING.

Someone who should have been her biggest supporter at a time like that was source of TERROR so great her ONLY recourse was to run away.

Hope the Women Affairs Ministry in Ogun State Investigate the matter and prosecute the ABUSIVE husband if it's true.

When your business is basically EXPLOITING a people, why would you consider leaving when conditions make them MORE exploitable?

"Another student said the man, who ordered the victims to surrender their property, later claimed that he was pranking them..."

I just hope that this is the truth just so he can spend the rest of his life in jail for being so STUPID.

Lots of IDIOOOTS go about pranking people to "creat contents". This one would be a lesson.

"...After taking a critical look at one of the alerts, i realized some errors which made it clear that they were not from the bank as claimed.

You put #10 Million into an "investment" before you even bothered to take a good look at the screenshots they peddled to swindle people.

No malice here but I have ZERO pity and even LESS sympathy for you.

It's even WORSE because you know about VERIFIABLE investment opportunities like Mutual Funds and Treasury Bills.

YET you took your life savings and even BORROWED money to sink into an "investment" so SHODDY it could be disproved by just taking a second look at a few screenshots.

AKSO don't try to hide the fact that you were driven by GREED. The ROI may not be enormous but it promised to pay in DOLLARS.

You heard dollars and your GREED took the front seat to the point you had to borrow MORE money.

Plus, who in their right senses takes investment advice from someone so IMPOVERISHED you had to help him out with money on SEVERAL occasions?

WHO?

You fuuucked up BIG TIME. And the cost of the lesson is that #10 Million because you can rest assured you'll NEVER see a dime of it.

What really grinds my gears is that you are an EDUCATED person. Yet you still fall for shady investment schemes in 2024. Very DISAPPOINTING!

For future purposes, read the RICHEST MAN IN BABYLON. It tells the story of a man who took investment advice from a brickmaker.

He learnt the same lessons you are also now learning.

Finally, why in ALL THE FUCCCKS did you write such a LONG post without mentioning the name of the SCAM COMPANY even ONCE?

WHY?

This your story does NOT invalidate the efficacy of "close your legs".

Especially when you consider the fact that majority of single mothers are girls in their EARLY twenties who have NEVER been married.

Should have "closed your leg" is a VERY viable retort to single mothers.

"So many ideas but no money."

Lol, name 2.

OP, STOP wasting your time telling a Nigerian girl to start a business.

Their business plan is hunting down a rich man and leaching on him. Their business is getting a READY-MADE man who'll sponsor their baby girl lifestyle.

Any other business is NOT for them.

So what?

Nigerians in Nigeria are ALSO starving.

Let everyone get their share of the Renewed Hope.

This issue of child marriage is global MENACE. I was shocked the day I read it not only exists in the US but moderately POPULAR too. I was even MORE shocked when I found out there are people who fight AGAINST making child marriage illegal in the US.

It is a very WORRISOME practice that has no place in civilisation.

Also, the issue would be resolved QUICKER if we all call it what it is—PEDOPHILIA.

The children are NOT marrying their fellow children. They are being lured into marriage by OLDER men who want to defile children.

They are a bunch of PEDOPHILES who sugarcoat their depravity by dunning it child marriage.

Anyone who marries someone who is NOT old enough to vote is a predator. The 15-year jail term is still a mercy. Life imprisonment would be better.

If you like young women, there are a boatload of 18-21 year-old girls EVERYWHERE. Leave children alone.

Expected nothing less.

Of course, he'll NEVER say that God is raining down fire and brimstone on the church because it's a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah.

From his facial expression, the policeman knows comfort is NOT the only thing his wife is collecting from that guy.

Pastorjohn2:
Are you secretly a fool?

Is that another thing your god has failed to reveal to you? Apart from the ROASTED church, of course.

Are you secretly a comedian?

Nice story BUT you obviously have no idea what red pill is all about.

NO red pill in the world will teach a man NOT to provide for his wife or family. What red pill teaches is that men should not be IDIOTIC about their relationships with women.

For instance, did you know that Pigeons are MONOGAMOUS and that they mate for life?

Same thing cannot be said about humans, especially women.

One KEY aspect that red pill highlights is the DUAL nature of female sexual strategy that your analogy conveniently ignores.

Unlike the pigeons in your story, while the man is out gathering resources to build a home for his wife and himself, the wife is busy blowing another man like blo-blo.

That's one of the commonsense that red pill teaches. And no amount of love story can change that.

Funny their Pastor did not see that coming.

This is why paying ransom is NEVER the solution to banditry and terrorism. The more you, the more BRAZEN they become.

Pay ONCE and the criminals get greedy. They'll ask for MORE. Plus, their requests will get more OUTLANDISH. As the article demonstrated, first they asked for money, then they asked for COVER while travelling to ATTACK other communities.

NEXT they'll ask for their DAUGHTERS.

The article identified 3 communities who were able to pay as much as #20 MILLION Naira. In other words, they have MONEY and PEOPLE.

Rather than bankrolling terrorism and banditry that's targeted at them, they should buy WEAPONS and train their people for war.

This is really simple:

You pay, you DIE.
You DON'T fight, you DIE.

Why not just REFUSE to pay and FIGHT. Even if you die, the bandits and terrorists will still get the message:

They will be RESISTED. NO more free lunches.

Plus, you'd be pleasantly surprised at how much bandits and terrorists ordinary folks can KILL if they just made the effort.

The terrorists' and bandits' ONLY flex at the moment is they are ARMED while butchering unarmed folks who put up ZERO resistance.

The idiot Pastor lost sight of reality because of the level of CONTROL he exerts over his sheeples.

Imagine being angry because someone slaughtered ram on his OWN property just because it's facing your church.

That level of ENTITLEMENT and DELUSION can only be attributed to the fact that his sheeples treat him like god.

Hope his USELESS recruit son is kicked out of the Military along with his useless friends. And the pastor should be stripped of his pastorship.

Man is a real PATRIOT.

Playing for Portugal rejuvenates him.

Love the guy!

Another one?

It's almost like getting kidnapped is the PRIMARY job of Catholic Priests in the North. Preaching is just a side hustle.

If the churches insist on having Pastors and Priests in Nothern Nigeria, they should be PRUDENT by setting aside some tithes and offerings as Ransom Money.

The ability of POOR people to INVENT external causes for ALL their problems is just mind-blowing.

Rather than take responsibility for their failures, they'd rather blame Satan, village people and spiritual wife/husbands.

Now, a GROWN man has been used to create content because of stupidity.

Rich men like Davido and Dangote have LITERALLY crossed oceans to fuuuck STRANGE pussies YET they don't have spiritual wives. It's this one that's NEVER left his village in Ogbomosho that spritual wife will bother to disturb.

That's why school is NOT a scam even in Nigeria today.

Good education may NOT guarantee you a decent job BUT it'll prevent you from lying on a mat outside and in just your boxers while someone WIELDS a cutlass near you.

I'm surprised it's not Zobo. The kind of water some people use to produce the Zobo they sell to Nigerians would kill fish if it were used in a fishpond.

Nigerians are IRRATIONAL risk-takers.

Drinks with Nafdac numbers are being COUNTERFEITED and produced with GUTTER water YET you still have the gut to consume drinks that have no Nafdac number and ZERO oversight. In Lagos for that matter?

Very risky stuff.

I wanted to ask if you were a fool but then I realised you married a Nigerian Single Mother so I know tha answer to that.

So I'll go straight to the solution to your problem:

DON'T wait for her to take the matter to the police. She'll NEVER do that. It's more satisfying for her to assassinate your character and damage your reputation while you continue to squirm HELPLESSLY.

Instead, get off your ass and FILE a police report. Take ACTION and don't even let the bitch know.

THEN, get a lawyer and file a DEFAMATION lawsuit against her. What she's doing is a CRIME. It's not just trash talk.

Do BOTH immediately. And when she comes to beg you (as she definitely would), don't listen. Don't entertain her. Don't withdraw your case.

Let the bitch hustle for lawyer money along with feeding herself and her child in this Tinubu's cursed economy.

People like your ex-wife ONLY learn when the weight OVERWHELMING consequences hit them like a Dangote trailer.

Teach her a PAINFUL lesson. And gain your reputation back with a BOOST.

So states are getting up to a 94% increase in FAAC allocation YET governors are kicking against any MEANINGFUL increase in minimum wage?

I BLAME the workers who have found solace in labouring for peanuts while bitching about the government in low voices.

A sensible Labour Union, undaunted by bribes and intimidation, would have CRIPPLED the useless governors that refuse to pay a living wage.

Where I live, inflation acts like shitcoins on a bull run—it keeps jumping past UNBELIEVABLE points in very short periods of time.

Making a budget is now a joke. #50K would buy you just 57% of what it bought you 14 days ago.

You get anxiety when you receive your salary because you know you have to scheme and SCHEME some more just to cover basic amenities.

How Nigerian governors have not been gathered by their workers for communal ROASTING would be studied by future tyrants.

Also, anyone who thinks Lagos and Abuja are "cities" should NEVER be taken seriously in the first place.

Dumb people who willfully EXHIBIT their dumbness on social media should be IGNORED.

Death threat is a CRIME. Reporting him to the police is a VIABLE solution.

ALSO, why is you sister acting ALL dumb? There is a BLOCK button made specifically for idiots like this boy.

If she's not interested, she doesn't need to entertain the boy. Block him straight.

Finally, what's wrong with you?

Where is your father?
And where are your friends?

Why is the FOOLISH boy not in a coma after threatening your sister?

As a man, you should NEVER tolerate this kind of nonsense. Someone threatens you or yours, make them REGRET it. Immediately!

He knows where you live? Fuccck that!

YOU know where he lives. It takes nothing to waylay him and QUIETLY mend his stupidity with some PERMANENT and LIFE-CHANGING damages.

Best way to deal with idiots like this is to INCAPACITATE them FIRST.

As I already pointed out though, going to the police is another viable option. But you'd have better satisfaction making the FOOL a handicap.