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I bet there are emergency new owners.

Nigerians are ALL criminals.

Imagine the first 3 comments on this thread defending a crooked and dishonest person.

Returning half the money you owed and then ghosting the lender is NOT trying. It's wickedness.

NEVER trust any Nigerian when it comes to money. In fact, NEVER trust any Nigerian.

When it comes to money, Nigerians are creative at coming up with excuses about why it disappeared or cannot be repaid. Case in point is government saying snakes and rats stole or ate millions.

It doesn't matter why a Nigerian needs money, if you cannot afford to GIVE them free of charge; forget it.

Single mothers are EXTREMELY useless.

Imagine letting a man rape your teenage daughter because of a useless reason. Very useless woman.

Men should make sure that their kids and daughters are never raised by a single mother. It doesn't matter if you get a hookup girl pregnant, take your kids away from her the moment they are weaned off breast milk.

No kid is safe with a single mother.

The other day we saw another useless single mother blowing smoke into the face of a little kid. Now this one is letting her kid get raped.

If your money is enough, JAPA! Don't even look back.

The transportation business is not for sane people. It's for people who have surrendered their lives to vawulence.

You'll need to deal with Union agents and their tickets; area boys and their levies; police and their briberies; and other completely INSANE drivers.

Lest I forget, you'll be working part time for your mechanic. Oh, you want to fix your break light? Your engine is about to be knocked!

Transportation business is NOT what you think it is. Also, NEVER take business advice from people who are not ALREADY doing the business themselves.

Again, JAPA if you can afford it.

They should be roasted like bole.

God knows how many people they've raped and robbed.

TREMENDOUSLY misguided expenditure that'll still end up being looted.

Nigerians are EXTREMELY greedy.

After paying rent and utility bills, the entitled idiots are making DEMANDS as if the tenant is hustling to support the landlord's useless family.

Imagine demanding a whole #150k from someone as if he lives rent-free in the house.

My advice to the tenant:

1. Roll the ransom note like a scroll.
2. Buy a bottle of olive oil and coat the scroll with it.
3. Mail it to them in the east with a letter describing exactly where they can shove the note.

Artificial intelligence.

Nice.

But this kind of people are largely irrelevant. The key is to track and locate the financial sponsors, charge them with TREASON and have them hanged as a deterrent to others like them.

Otherwise, crime will never stop. The sponsors will remain safe and detached in their mansions while security forces continue to seize and parade weapons and expendable footsoldiers.

All efforts will remain futile until the sponsors are located and incapacitated.

Very useless parents.

You are poor and unfit to be parents and you know it. Yet you Bleep without condoms or any birth control. Then turn around to dump a kid that did not ask to be born.

Useless parents!
This is why eugenics is NOT always a bad idea. People like this should be sterilised.

The criminal in uniform is already concocting lies against the lady.

The only people more useless than Nigerian Police are Nigerian Politicians.

They are quick and eager to oppress and extort unarmed people. They are quicker still to disappear when there is a need for them to do actual police work.

Just the other day Police detained a 12-year old kidnap victim until the father of the kidnapped victim coughed out "bail money".

That is why I have ZERO pity for any of them that gets blasted to kingdom come by unknown gunmen, bandits, terrorists or, even better, other police.

Atiku is a loser. Any party formed with Atiku at the helm will be a party of losers.

Nigeria politics is skewed in favour of the north. It is also skewed in favour of old politicians. Atiku belongs to both groups YET he continues to lose like losing is his favourite hobby.

"VAT in Nigeria is very low. It is five per cent for everything which does not allow for proper generation of revenue.”

Have correct information before you bitch about it in public. VAT rate in Nigeria is 7.5%

Also any Nigerian that can get away with NOT paying taxes, should do. Everything would be embezzled in addition to the oil revenue.

You should not be responsible for financing Ned Nwoko's next 18-year old bride.

Why is this terrorist not in jail?

This is what happens when illiterates get a hold of your business plan. They fuuuck things up.

The National Budget of Nigeria is #28 TRILLION. These idiots are asking almost DOUBLE of that.

By the way, the problem of kidnapping in Nigeria can be solved in a few weeks.

Just capture one or two of the kidnappers. Give them an expedited kangaroo trial and sentence then to death. Not by hanging. That's too nice.

Get TV and radio stations to broadcast it in Hausa and Fulani so that the criminals will understand.

Then have them killed on air execution style. The criminals on their knees and the exceecutioners standing behind them.

Use a high caliber rifle with a big bullet to make sure their brain splatter the camera nicely.

Announce, again in Hausa and Fulani, that this is the new normal.

These catastrophic and avoidable loss of MULTIPLE lives on a daily basis now seem normal.

7 people murdered and many of the injured will still die because of inadequate healthcare and the government of the day will continue to act like it's not a big deal.

For instance, the reaction of the Police to the situation is laughable. People were murdered and they were deployed to the community to "restore law and order".

Funny!

They should HUNT down the terrorists and make bullets rain down upon them like the Holy Ghost.

Nigeria needs to be TOUGHER on crimes!

The results would be outstanding. Nigeria would be safer and the economy would boom. Insecurity is killing people and killing the economy at the same time.

Tinubu needs to deal with it.

Yet you'll see them hauling big Bibles to church on Sundays and dragging long Tesbihs to mosque on Fridays.

Nigerians are EVIL. I cannot say this enough. That's why it's best to do your best NEVER to deal with them. Or at the very least, have minimal interactions with them.

For instance in the case of Noodles, save up and buy in bulk directly from the factory. Same with pure water.

With the way Nigerians are obsessed with God and religion, one would think they are fit to give Jesus and Mohammed lessons on holiness. Instead, the devil looks to them for inspiration on how to be wicked.

Why would any sane man want to stop masturbation?

It's sex but better because you don't have to deal with a leech.

Useless associations springing up everywhere.

Come back to Nigeria to protest. Don't disturb another country with your problems.

Papal blunder!

Every so-called "man of God" conceal the shallowness of their thinking behind the fact that their words are never questioned.

Query a clergy and watch them fumble and tumble.

First he says "when you see that you're defeated and things are not going well, you have to have the courage to negotiate."

Then he releases a statement saying he's not talking about surrender after being called out.

Integrity is dead. Even in the church. Pastors sound like politicians. And the Pope is not exempt.

This is the brand of parenting that is unique to single mothers.

They fuuuck around and turn around to raise a menace to society.

Someone is eager to get lynched.

You live in a society brainwashed by a religion that sees women as an abomination that needs to be covered from head to toe and you said Bleep that religion because of Twitter likes.

Wear your best burqa, bitch. Time to get lynched.

Because God could see the future and wanted Adam and Eve to eat it so he could have an excuse to punish an ENTIRE species of creation for the gluttony of 2 people.

A real nice guy!

Weak move!

That is telling the owners that there will be no consequences for their negative behaviours. You can take actions that'll hurt the entire country and NOTHING will happen to you. That there is no consequences for doing somethin in illegal in Nigeria.

Weak!

We coddle criminals in Nigeria and that's why we have epidemic of crimes. Everybody is looking to commit crimes because nobody is punishing them.

Imagine removing 120 truckloads of food from a starving nation and still getting a pat on the back for your sabotage.

What would have been better instead is to take the food to the market and sell them at fair market prices and give the proceeds to sensible and conscientious farmers. Not these criminals.

Religion is a more organised CULT.

That's why they never let you leave. They fill your head with the same thing day in, day out until you are brainwashed.

Fact is, critical thinking is hard. Religion gradually chips away at it until your critical thinking ability is TOTALLY eroded.

Then rather than think for yourself, you jump to the easy answers provided by your religion. No matter how absurd the answers are.

The only thing that can truly open the mind of an average religious person is a JARRING event. Like seeing your wife on her knees. Not praying but blowing your Pastor like a birthday balloon.

Dude said it's impossible.

In this same country where rats and snakes have swallowed millions of Naira.

Dey play.

No, it's not.

#3 Trillion magically got added to the budget. This is a level of padding that only a crook like Tinubu could make possible.

It's not like the original #25 Trillion had no provision for embezzlement.

Find a gun.
Find my way to Abuja.
Make Nigerians smile again.

"You cannot do this kind of job in your country, it can only happen in Africa. You can’t collect our money and be misbehaving like this. It is a big shame, look at how people are suffering everywhere and we should be happy clapping for you."

Nice one from Umahi.

They construct roads in their countries that last decades then come to Nigeria to build abominations that start cracking before the tar hardens.

Umahi should deal with them and the criminals that collect bribes from them.

All the women in the pictures are old or ugly or old and ugly. That's why they are seeking empowerment from the government.

Otherwise, they'd be getting their empowerment from chumps that call themselves men.

Surprise! Dude probably thought his wife was different from other women. Hence, the jarring effect of her infidelity.

Men need to stop marrying Nigerian women. Do like Moses Bliss. If that's not an option available to you at the moment, just put your marriage plans on hold.

Otherwise, the shock of seeing a strange man digging into your wife's pussy like someone prospecting for crude oil would send you to an early grave like this man.

Also, someone should advise the family to do a DNA test on all the 4 kids. Chances are at least 2 of them do not belong to the dead them.