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Nothing portends CRIMINALITY like a Nigerian in uniform.

Whenever you see a Nigerian in ANY uniform, you can be 100% certain you're dealing with a criminal.

Find that Prophet.

Burn his house.
Burn his father's house.
Burn his mother's house.
Arrange to have the house of his future generations BURNED!

Also, what a bunch of USELESS Youths!

"In response to the statement made by the House of Assembly regarding payment, we want to emphasize that we have not received any payment for the vehicles ordered for the Abia State House of Assembly Members. When His Excellency requested payment, we made a conscious decision not to accept any payment until the vehicles are finally produced and delivered. Therefore, the House of Assembly's claim that payment has been made is inaccurate."

YET the USELESS Politician went to the media to badmouth and THREATEN a legitimate business.

It's even WORSE when you consider the fact that IVM is taking a HUGE risk by manufacturing the products BEFORE receiving payments from politicians in Nigeria.

EEDC is learning the hard way in Enugu. Used their services, refused to oay and locked their offices.

If the Legal System in Nigeria wasn't such a joke, IVM would have sued this Speaker so hard even his third generations would turn to BAMBIALAS just to pay off the settlement.

Why is he dressed like a Mummy G.O?

This is why I have ZERO pity for them when Bandits, Terrorists and UGM tear them a new asshole.

Imagine the NONSENSE!

They KIDNAPPED innocent people, intimidated and tortured them. Just to come out and tell us they were innocents.

I'm very sure that a LOT of the remaining people in tgeir custody are INNOCENT.

IF Nigeria wasn't such a SHITHOLE, the idiots in Military uniforms would have been DISMISSED and prosecuted for harassment.

Iimagine conducting an UPSIDE DOWN show of shame and calling it investigation. They areested people first, then prove their guilt later.

A sham show!

"Ekwo sentenced Suleiman to three years imprisonment in count one and two years imprisonment in count two to run concurrently from the date of the order."

That means she'll serve just 3 years in prison. Probably less.

Nigeria is a 419 country. A scammer who stole #2 BILLION was convicted and sentenced to just 3 years.

Also, what asset does a FAKE company have that would be forfeited to the FG? The government should have hired a Forensic Accountant to track down the funds.

By the way, Nigerians who still fall for PONZI Schemes after MMM are some of the MOST foolish people on earth.

They ALL look like criminals.

If Nigeria can afford to spend #8.64BILLION for Tinubu and Shettima's RUDDERLESS travels, Nigeria CAN afford to pay workers a living wage.

I just hope the Labour Unions are not strong-armed into accepting NONSENSE.

Justice done the Nigerian Way.

They should just make sure it's a BOEING.

"The girl was said to usually frequent the mission house to help the wife of the Pastor with house chores and help his young children with their school assignments."

FOOLISH and BRAINWASHED parents who turn their kids into slaves for pastors should also be prosecuted.

Imagine the NONSENSE!

How do you justify the fact that a grown adult who is married fo another adult and have their own children CANNOT take care of themselves?

Brainwashed fools like this child's parents make a convincing argument FOR Eugenics.

Also, kudos to Justice Olusegun Ogunyemi.

I'd much prefer that rapist pedophiles be sentenced to DEATH. But letting them die in prison is a great one too.

What is this one saying now?

"We learnt that the student walked on the pavement at the Man ‘O’ War office located at Hostel F which made some of the personnel to allegedly assault him"

Just imagine!

Put a Nigerian in uniform, any uniform, qnd he becomes an ANIMAL.

Same Man O' War will DISAPPEAR if ordinary cultists with cutlass attack the school.

Remove terrorism, religious extremism, banditry and fanatism and Northern Nigeria would have been a fine place to live.

But left the way it is, I wouldn't live there even if Manna was falling from heaven.

First of all, my advice is NOT for OP because he seems determined to be a WOMAN WRAPPER.

Listen guys:

A woman CONFESSED to OP that he was her second choice and he's still acting all confused and dazed.

The girl literally told him that she thought her ex-BF wanted to rekindle their failed relationship. And that's why she LIED to him and STOPPED having sex with him.

This EVIL girl used God to lie to the OP. That some pastor or prophet had a vision that she shouldn't have sex for now and the fOOL believed it.

Meanwhile, she was getting VIGOROUSLY dicked down by her ex-BF while confessing to OP that no one has ever loved her the way he did.

OP is a FOOL for love. Don't be like OP.

Another thing to take note is that whenever you feel jealous, NEVER let any useless girl convince you that you are insecure or immature.

Jealousy is an EVOLUTIONARY trait that evolved to help you detect infidelity and mate poachers. When you get jealous, know that something is WRONG.

Finally, men need to understand the concept of TRICKLE TRUTH.

That's what happened to OP here. Women will NEVER admit to the full extent of their infidelity. That's why they go crazy at the mention of DNA tests.

Instead, they'll feed you little bits of the truth. If you continue to push, they'll tell another truth that's not as bad as what they actually did.

Take OP situation for example:

Before she was caught, girl first admitted to helping a "male friend" to go to the market.

When she was caught, she admitted she went on a date with a guy.

Then she admitted that she went on a date with her ex.

Then she admitted to having sex with her ex.

Then she admitted to only having sex with her ex TWICE.

Then she admitted to FORCING him to use condoms.

Finally, she admitted to having sex with her ex because she was going to leave OP to be in a relationship with him.

You'll notice her admission comes in "trickles" with each successful trickle WORSE than the last.

The objective is to DOWNPLAY their unfaithfulness as something minor. And ALL of them do it.

Politicians will NEVER sign off on that.

The ONLY reason they got into Politics is to LOOT and LOOT and LOOT. Then when you think they are done, they'll LOOT some more.

A state governor that has done NOTHING for his state in 3 years would appoint MORE THAN 200 special assistants.

A senator that has NOT sponsored a bill in years would travel in a convoy of 6-7 cars. His entourage are wined and dined on public fund. Then he'll still get money for some hardship allowance.

Politicians EVERYWHERE are vessels of corruption and conduits for the rot in every society. Sane societies just try to curb their excesses with strong institutions and a solid constitution.

But Nigerians GLORIFY them. They defend them because of tribalism and ignorance. So they'll continue to get fleeced until kingdom come.

This would be very hilarious if it wasn't so DUMB.

The fact that Cubana Chief Priest is BIGGER than the Eastern Post accusing him of running from competition shows that the Eastern Post is just a LOCAL CHAMPION.

Imagine being a media company and ONE Z-list celebrity is so MUCH bigger than you that talking about him is a publicity stunt for you.

This is victim-blaming on an INSTITUTIONAL level.

Very shameful!

Whoever wrote this is either EXCEPTIONALLY dumb or still thinks Goodluck Jonathan is President.

Egg is so EXPENSIVE that one crooked politician went on TV to say that egg is a luxury meant for rich people.

Egusi too has turned into granulated gold. Very expensive. Plus, it's not to be eaten in a vacuum. With the accompaniments needed, you might as well just buy the beans.

Overall, this is a DUMB piece.

It is the CURSE of every Nigerian Security Outfit to be unusually AROUSED by the prospect of brutalising innocent and unarmed civilians.

Imagine the DSS getting a hard-on for a violent protest that has NOT happened. They are so EAGER to threaten and intimidate protesters that don't even exist right now.

And that's the ONLY thing this particularly USELESS outfit does. Intimidation and oppression of the innocent. Nothing else!

They don't face terrorists. They don't face bandits. They NEVER face killer herdsmen. They don't deal with armed robbers or unknown gunmen.

But they are quick to act like rambo at the thought of MAGINARY violent protesters. As if they'd be anywhere near there if the protesters were truly maleficent.

Dangote NEEDS to become the President of Nigeria.

We need someone like him leading the country. Not someone with QUESTIONABLE education, QUESTIONABLE character and QUESTIONABLE source of wealth.

Love this guy.

I am offering a free helicopter ride to Tinubu and Shettima as a thank you for ALL they've done for Nigeria.

Someone should let them know.

Tinubu is a FAILURE!

Nigerians are being killed and kidnapped in LARGE numbers EVERYDAY yet Tinubu fervently ignores it.

Imagine citizens of a country with Military who get FAT allocations in the annual budgets still have to pay tribute to terrorists and bandits.

That is a terrible BREACH of the social contract. If Nigerian Government is unable or unwilling to protect her citizens, there is ZERO point ot its continual existence.

Let the states be FRACTURED! And let everyone make arrangements for their own safety.

Meantime, Nigerians should be ready to buy 1 bell pepper for #200. Cooking with fresh tomatoes would soon become a status symbol.

Tinubu is a HUUUUUGE failure.

NEVER listen to the opinions of hookup girls.

The only kind of serving these ones receive is dick and some more dick.

Been fasting since 2023 so I'm not bothered.

Benue and Kogi too?

Two states where Fulani Herdsmen and Bandits use their citizens for target practice are funneling money to FAT FUUUCKS rather than security.

Nigerians are too good at being sheeples. Otherwise criminals like these would have been roasted inside their SUVs.

Keyboard warriors.

Her boyfriend is in the audience.

The groom obviously has ZERO respect for himself. You shelled out HUGE money for a wedding and she's rejecting your kiss in front of EVERYONE. Over and over again.

A man with sense in that situation would be in the Guiness World Records by now because that would be the SHORTEST marriage in history.

Dodge my kiss once on our wedding day and it becomes a divorce day.

Not just the hospitals but INDIVIDUAL Doctors and Nurses should be punished SEVERELY.

Their license should be REVOKED!

You will NEVER find a more concrete display of CALLOUSNESS and PURE EVIL than in a Nigerian Public Hospital.

The degree of NONCHALANCE and NEGLIGENCE displayed by the doctors and nurses on duty have probably killed more people than actual diseases.

It's INSANE!

A patient will be groaning in pain while nurses and doctors would be on their phones scrolling Instagram and Twitter.

That's a whooping #3.3 TRILLION Naira FRAUD in just 6 years!

If the audit is expanded to 30 years, the SHEER volume of fraud dressed up as subsidy payments would make you FAINT!

Funny thing about this is absolutely NO ONE will be prosecuted for the #3.3 TRILLION Naira fraud.

But that's not even the funniest thing.

Funniest thing is that after an INDEPENDENT and INTERNATIONALLY-RECOGNISED accounting titan like KPMG audited the accounts and revealed the crookedness of it all, a POLITICALLY APPOINTED Auditor-General for the federation wants redo it.

What for?