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Nice one.

Some of these "CEOs" will park their business wheelbarrow/table at a bend in the street. Thinking that somehow means more traffic for them and their business.

By the way, government should stop giving ultimatums in cases like this. Kick them out IMMEDIATELY. Sure, they'll weep and bitch and cry that it's not fair.

But they'll still weep and bitch and cry that it's not fair when it's done in 7 days. Save yourselves the trouble and get it over with.

They stopped doing their "jobs" because of common power outage. Yet they leave NIGERIANS to live in perpetual darkness.

Everybody knows that lack of power supply generally hinders productivity. But it DEFINITELY doesn't if your job is merely to TALK and LISTEN.

Huddle up and do your jobs.

That is ILLEGAL.

There is NOTHING like purchase tax in Nigeria. Companies like ShopRite are taxed under CITA in Nigeria. They pay to FIRS, not SIRS.

That is, their taxes are to be remitted to FG. Not states.

So what Enugu State is doing is EXTORTION.

And ShorpRite should sue them into bankruptcy. If for no other reason, for disturbing their business because of money they'll embezzle anyway.

VACUOUS! That's how you sound.

First of all, the next time you want to suckle on Tinubu's leaky anus; do it in private. Or among your fellow lackwits.

How have Nigerians benefited from Fuel Subsidy Removal?
Also, what Fuel Subsidy Removal?

IMF confirmed that FG has been paying fuel subsidy through the backdoor without informing Nigerians.

From September to December 2023, the amount of subsidy was in excess of 1.6 TRILLION NAIRA. Yet Tinubu never informed the public.

Sounds like a leader who's not bold enough to admit he fuuuucked up.

Finally, you need to shut up about him "inheriting an economy in shambles".

Who did he inherit it from?

He inherited it from 8 years of Buhari whom he foisted on Nigerians. It's 8 years of APC rule that brought us into the current economic inferno. Current evidence suggests Tinubu came with gallons of petrol to continue from where the last catastrophe stopped.

No difference between Yahoo Boys and Pastors.

They both steal from vulnerable people.

Rubbish dressed in jargons is still RUBBISH!

He trained his bandit-identifying ai with AI generated images and says he has a solution. MAD man!

The guy is trying to scam investors.

Some of this "tech bros" need to be jailed.

Leave chicken.
Eat carrots.

You'll be fine.

You know who wears the trousers in that marriage.

Nigeria is DEAD!

You have a CCTV footage of the criminals, yet you made an innocent man fork out #90K in this terrible economy?

Plus Nigerian Police are criminals. And EVIL.

Imagine asking the man to "bail" a 12-year old boy that was kidnapped and beaten by a group of useless people who received #90k for the privilege of assaulting a kid.

Bleep Nigeria!
Bleep the police!

Cook-a-thon or fisticuffs?

Why does his face look like something that went on a date with Tyson Fury's fists?

Extremely DUMB man!

This is what happens when you find yourself in a position of authority that does not require a qualification.

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This is proof that life is not fair.

How did people so DUMB get the money they got scammed of in the first place?

Imagine giving a HUGE amount of money to a NIGERIAN to help you secure a UK job and sponsorship.

NEVER trust a Nigerian when it comes to money. Even if said Nigerian currently lives in heaven.

Yet Nigerians walk around with frustration visible on their faces and actions.

Makes you wonder just how miserable the African continent is.

People think it's the cook-a-thon. They forget that Hilda Baci has GEEPEE tanks for yansh.

Location?

Plus, how big is her yansh?

That match is faker than Kim Kardashian's yansh.

Someone is fishing for 2028 endorsement.

Yesterday, I saw the traditional wedding pictures of a codedruns babe on Telegram.

This is a girl with stuff like golden shower, mfm and Group Intimacy on her profile.

And I use "girl" loosely here. In reality, she's old and ugly. The husband is either blind or insane or blind and insane.

The men are the problem. Never take a bitch back!

Just the second month of the year and OP already won the Simplest Man of the Year Award.

She's a good girl, she's shy. She's not your typical Nigerian girl.

Yet she's a baby mama. OP, slap yourself.

She's a who.re pretending to be the kind of girl you want. No girl gets pregnant out of wedlock because she's a good girl.

That girl putting up an act for you sucks soldier dick like someone sucking the marrow out of a chicken bone.

Find someone else!

Divorce and move on.

Kunle needs to stop writing nonsense from his house in Lagos.

His view on this issue is myopic and limited. After pointing out that Kingsley Moghalu, a Professor of economics, said they used the same strategy during his tenure; Kunle went on to paint a picture of economics as understood by a secondary school student.

Make no mistake, I firmly believe that Tinubu and Cardoso are a couple of plagues to Nigeria and Nigerians. But raising the interest rate is not a bad strategy.

Here's why:

First of all, Emefiele printed a boatload of NEW money last year. The plan was to take the old currencies out of circulation and have them replaced with the new.

Tinubu threw that plan into the dustbin.

What do we have?

A shitload of new money plus a shitload of old money. All of money are left swimming around somewhere in an economy where REAL production remains virtually the same.

The result is that we have a LOT more money than goods in the economy. That includes Forex, too. That's one of the reasons why inflation is running like a Lagosian chasing down a bus.

By increasing the MPR and CRR, the bank wants to take the excess volume of unproductive money out of circulation.

So instead of a "big man" to come buy your family land from under you and hold the land without doing anything with it, he'll put his money in tge bank and be collecting a nice chunk of monthly interests on it.

It's the soft life, baby!

So instead of selling your land to a "big man" for big money, you'll be FORCED to sell it to a regular struggling Joe for a "reasonable" amount.

Thus by raising the rates, they have forced you to sell the land at more reasonable price.

Now when this interaction is replicated multiple times across different Individuals, the price of land will become more reasonable. And inflation is reduced.

Same with other products.

Don't forget that reduction in inflation will have a positive effect on the exchange rate, too.

Plus, the argument about manufacturers and businesses not having access to funds is moot. Banks and governments have special programmes for them.

The economics on this is sound,!

There is NOTHING like witchcraft!

If witchcraft existed, there would be nothing like Black Americans. Instead, you'll have White Africans.

Also, ever wonder why Africa and Africans seems to lead in areas that require ZERO proofs like religion and witchcraft?

First of all, remove "settling down" from that list. That is not an option.

On frontend development:

If you follow the news, you'll notice that tech layoffs have been coming in waves since last year. Also, tons of younger people with CS degrees come into the job market regularly.

The only reason to learn frontend development right now would be IF you already have an idea for a product that you wish to develop and sell.

Learning development for job-seeking is NOT a good idea at the moment.

Your best choice is to go for the MSc. and try to weasel your way into academia. You may be lucky to get a lecturing job if you can kiss ass, pay bribes and establish connections.

Plus, your teaching experience would be an added advantage if your pursue the lecturing route.

Nice.

Nice one.

His balls should be cracked like Kolanuts.

People who rape children should NOT be allowed to live.

I don't see the problem here.

Tell her to come and collect the 5k in your room. Ask her to "wear a nice pant I can shift" so there is no mistaking your meaning.

This girl is not a virgin.

She has at least 2 kids.

Handsome young guy got scammed by an evening newspaper.

You can tell the lady is old and wicked from the truckload of make-up on her face.

After all the price gouging, the water will still taste like something from the soakaway pit of a face-me-i-face-you.