₦airaland Forum

After all the price gouging, the water will still taste like something from the soakaway pit of a face-me-i-face-you.

This man made 3 mistakes.

First mistake is accepting just $2M. He should NOT have settled for anything below $50M.

Second mistake is trying to evade tax in the USA. The IRS is brutal and efficient. Few tax crimes get past them.

Last mistake is trying to launder dirty money through his legitimate NON-CASH business. It's a rookie mistake.

Every household should be provided with a prepaid meter.

That way, the ball is in their court.

No one should be saddled with estimated billings dredged up from the assholes of some greedy pole-climber.

Also stable power supply is an invitation for commerce and industry. Have stable power supply and see businesses and factories springing up in your community.

These are the true targets of power companies.

Life is meaningless and has no purpose.

In fact, life is a lot like a prison but WORSE because you NEVER get out alive. People who have kids subject them to the harsh conditions that life offers.

The REWARD for a life well-lived is DEATH.
The PUNISHMENT for a life poorly-lived is DEATH.

It's a game with no winner. Everybody loses.

You only have 2 goals in life:

1. Make YOUR life as comfortable as possible [SELF-IMPROVEMENT]

2. Make the life of OTHER people as comfortable as possible [IMPACT].

People with kids get number 2 by default. People without kids have to find worthy people to experience their impact.

That's YOU.

That is the closest thing to a purpose in the futile drudgery that's human existence.

Tinubu has NO presence.

No one in that picture is paying attention to him.

See this foolish FATMAN talking about positive thinking like a motivational speaker.

Do your job and deal with the insecurity in Nigeria.
Leave motivational speaking ALONE!

The Best Minister in Nigeria is the Minister of Interior.

He's making it easier for Nigerians to escape this shithole.

This is not a deterrent. It's just a minor inconvenience.

Yahoo Boys have nothing to fear from this kind of judgement.

Me: Okechukwu, what does Tinubu's ass taste like?

[Okechukwu looks up from where he's been aggressively tonguing Tinubu's ass]

Okechukwu: It's unbelievable. It tastes like cocaine!

The kidnappers are getting BOLDER.

I encourage them to move their primary place of business to ABUJA. That's where the fat slobs with juicy pockets are based.

I further encourage them to focus on the politicians. Any of them is fair game but the kidnappers should feel.free to start with the National Assembly.

In less than 24 hours?

That's to show you that "Labour's Demands" is an euphemism for ghana-must-go bags for the Union leaders.

Advise to Nigerians:

NEVER participate in any of these useless demonstrations. It's not worth it.

If possible, remove yourself from every one of these groups. Have no business with them.

Most of the pressure groups in Nigeria are populated by downtrodden Nigerians being used as bargaining chips by a crooked few.

The goal is to fatten their wallets at the expense of anybody and everybody.

They don't care about you. They care about their pockets.

That's why it's INSANE to jeopardize your life by participating in any of these demonstrations. Never risk your life for them.

This is Nigeria.
Today they shared biscuits and pure water.
Tomorrow they may share bullets and teargas.


Also, a protest attended by police and politicians is a JOKE!

Roast him!

The idiot even wanted to use the proceeds to go and impress a LovePeddler that called him broke and left him to start her hookup business.

What a USELESS man!

Roast him NOW!

Canadian PM oversees a country that works. Same with UK PM.

Tinubu presides over a shithole that sucks. A country that is virtually an economic cripple has no business lavishing scarce resources so that a grown man can play daddy's boy.

This greedy idiot should be JAILED!

If for nothing else, for blatant PLAGIARISM and lack of creativity.

Greedy man shamelessly parroting the idea of the soldier who cried out earlier this year.

No picture.
No price.
No contact details.

Are you selling to mind-readers?

This policy is like a hookup girl with fat yansh—I can get behind it.

This is why politicians continue to Bleep the masses in the ass.

Lack of unity and the readiness to forego EVERYTHING for a small envelope.

Imagine a pressure group pressuring another pressure group NOT to apply pressure to a USELESS government.

Great one.

Now, do politicians.

Church business is the best business in the world. Especially in Africa.

You sell pipe dreams to fools who want to be sold pipe dreams.

In exchange, they give you 10% of their income and other assorted donations. And, stay with me here, if you play your cards right; they build your place of business with their own money.

What makes it even sweeter?

You don't need any professional qualifications. You just have to be ready to bullshiiit people.

Even more:

All your collections and takings are tax-exempt. You keep 100% of what you scam.

Overall, it's a great business. In these Tinubu times, I encourage every Nigerian to look into church business as a side hustle. You won't regret it.

This guy must have hit his head on something in Benin Republic.

omoadeleye:
Politicians are human like you.

Go and fix up your life,

It's not the job of politicians to better your life,

Politicians elected into government are made to tax you and regulate your business.

Go get a business for yourself and get taxed and regulated.


No be government get Microsoft, Google.

OmoadeDUMBO.

Of course, this does NOT apply to politicians and the cabals that control them.

These idiots need to shut up NOW!

Israel has allies that Nigeria depend on for foreign aid and business.
Sensible countries keep shut in these matters.

Nigeria and Nigerian politicians need to PRETEND to be sensible here.

Because if sanctions are placed on Nigeria in addition to Tinubu's economy, Nigerians will eat stones for bread.

All these "see the tomatoes I bought for #3000" and "see the pot of soup I cooked with #4000" need to stop.

Seun take note.

Nigeria is FUUUCKKED. We don't need a bunch of PR to know it.

A good bad idea.

Importing food with scarce dollars would deepen the problem. It'll be more food that Nigerians CANNOT afford.

Instead, the government needs to launch an aggressive and sustained comprehensive attack on bandits and terrorists holding whole farming villages to ransom.

Also, the government needs to approve state police ASAP and have the states set up a special farmland protection squad. Like SARS, but better because they'll only harass trespassing herdsmen and criminal bandits.

Finally, more stringent price control measures need to be introduced. It's MADNESS for the price of goods to jump more than 40-50% in just 7 days.

Useless woman.
Extremely useless woman.

Men need to understand this:

NEVER allow your wife to hold anyone in higher regards than you.

Not her pastor.
Not her father.
Not her boss.
Not her mother.
Nobody!

As far as your wife is concerned, YOU ARE GOD!

You must make this VERY clear in early in your relationship. Even before marriage. Your opinion supercedes the opinion of everyone else, including her own.

Break her devotion to EVERYTHING and EVERYONE but you.

You could be saving your child's life.

Imagine having a wife that could give your kid away like a spare bag of pure water. Even refusing to bring him back upon your request.

Men, your wife must submit TOTALLY to you. Not her pastor. Do this by making sure she misses a LOT of church services before and after the wedding.

When her pastor asks why, your wife's answer should be "Because my husband said so."

Otherwise, you'll have someone in your relationship with more influence on your relationship than both of you combined.

Pastor-worshipping wives are are more useless than a thousand Nigerian politicians.

Why is that foolish girl competing in a beauty pageant while wearing a hijab?

If you want to be a religious pride, be a religious pride.
If you want to be a prostitute, be a prostitute.

But you can't be a prude and a prostitute.

She should have been disqualified immediately she came in with a hijab.

Abiodun explained that four suspected kidnappers threatened
to kidnap a businessman in Bako-Mission village.

WTF?

This idiots have introduced Yahoo into kidnapping.
imagine collecting ransom before you even do the kidnapping.

Lazy criminals!

Definitely deserved to be shot. Giving hardworking kidnappers out there a bad name.

She prayed her prayers in a toilet, this "testimony" should.be in a SOAKAWAY.

First of all, the girl looks 16-19. So why is she not giving her own testimony.

Plus, the entire testimony is SHIITTT!

AS people are not sickly or prone to illness. She crammed the wrong genotype for her "testimony". AS is not SS.

If indeed she's AS and still sickly, the cause is easy to spot. She lives in a face-me-I-face-you with a communal toilet. The girl probably has some siblings and they all live together in a single, poorly ventilated room.

Also, she boldly stated that she REFUSED to take her to a hospital when it was suggested.

Next, who is the idiot explaining a testimony to the testifier. WTF!

Like all religious folks, the problem of this woman and her family is POVERTY and IGNORANCE. Deal with it and stop making church your health centre.

Israel's Ambassador to Nigeria is DONE.

Next the two Nigerians in that picture should be arrested and charged with TREASON.

Nigeria is dealing with too much insecurity to be giving a platform to terrorists.

Finally, for those asking why the terrorist is Nigeria? Know this, he's in Nigeria to get recruits and sponsorships.

They don't even need to ship them to Palestine, they'll just encourage the newly brainwashed terrorists to practise in Nigeria.

Before you know it, another terrorists organization is born.

Very stupid man!

Misbehaving and jeopardizing your future because of an Onlyfan model that has more plastic in her than the Pacific Ocean.

He's an idiot!

A BLACK man running a "sex for botox" scheme in the UK? He's COMPLETELY FINISHED!

Until the coup, aid accounted for almost half of Niger’s annual budget

An almajiri country.

By the way, the amount of money that has already been looted by the Military Officers would make your eyes tear up like someone slicing onions.