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PropertiesRe: "As A Guy You Should Already Own A House At 21" - Slay Queen by Namaster:
Victerica:
But she is actually, correct....ceteris paribus
Don't be DAFT!

In what world is she correct?

The average age of homeowners in the United States, the largest economy in the world, is 49 years.

That number is 36 in Canada. And 32 in the UK.

And these are all in countries that work. Yet all of them are at least a DECADE above 21.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu: We Will Raise $10 Billion To Stabilise Naira, Boost FX Liquidity by Namaster: 3:09am On Feb 21, 2024
Tinubu and blowing smoke.
FamilyRe: How Do People Make Friends by Namaster: 5:06pm On Feb 20, 2024
To achieve wealth, create value and solve problems for a LOT of people.

Friends will come after. grin
PropertiesRe: "As A Guy You Should Already Own A House At 21" - Slay Queen by Namaster: 5:04pm On Feb 20, 2024
Sometimes I wonder if having a vagina is a symptom of stupidity.
PoliticsRe: Senators Trade Words Over ₦‎29 Trillion Ways And Means Funds by Namaster: 4:59pm On Feb 20, 2024
Criminals!

They'll ALWAYS be eloquent and aggressive when it comes to money matters. But when it comes to problems that affect the masses, they'll organize National fasting and prayers.
PoliticsRe: Circular To Stop The Leakage Of Sensitive Official Documents by Namaster: 11:56am On Feb 20, 2024
grin
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap Corpse & Mourners In Enugu, Demand ₦50M Ransom by Namaster: 6:06pm On Feb 19, 2024
Kidnapping is the new oil now.
PoliticsRe: PDP Governors, Time To Do The Work You Were Elected For -Minister Of Information by Namaster: 7:18pm On Feb 18, 2024
The Minister of Information is GROSSLY misinformed.

Nigeria still pays ALMOST #1Trillion/month on fuel subsidy.

Also, the ENTIRE statement reads like propaganda used to scam foreign countries for financial aids.
RomanceRe: Where Not To Go In Search Of A Virgin For Serious Relationship by Namaster: 5:14pm On Feb 18, 2024
Stop searching for virgins.
Stop looking for serious relationships.
Bleep and move on.


If you're dealing with loneliness, get a DOG. If the loneliness is EXTREME, get TWO dogs.

Whatever you do, JUST stop looking for serious relationships with Nigerian girls.

Some of the "virgins" have swallowed more cums than the toilet of a boys' hostel.

Some of them have assholes that'll gape at you like "what's up?".

Virginity is not what it used to be.

Even if you succeed in getting yourself a virgin, there'll be a point in your relationship when she'll transform into a full-blown LovePeddler.

For most girls, this happens in universities and polytechnics. For others, it's during NYSC. You may not know when or where it'll happen but it'll SURELY happen.

Suddenly, you'll just find your "pure virgin" asking to peg you during sex. grin

Avoid serious relationships with Nigerian girls!
PoliticsRe: Kenyan Politician Advices Nigerians Against Spoiling Nigeria's Brand Globally by Namaster: 5:11pm On Feb 18, 2024
How can a PhD holder write such atrocious grammar?
CrimeRe: Female Unizik Student Baths Colleague With Hot Water Over Hostel Cleaning Graphi by Namaster: 5:09pm On Feb 18, 2024
Why is a man the President of a female hostel?
CrimeRe: 19-year-old Son Of Former Youtube CEO Found Dead In School Dorm by Namaster: 3:10pm On Feb 18, 2024
Knew it was drugs before I opened the thread.

The 3 major problems of young and rich university freshmen EVERYWHERE in the world:

1. Drugs.
2. Alcohol.
3. Sex.

No brake and no one to control them anymore.
Foreign AffairsRe: ICJ Rejects South African Request For Measures To Limit Israeli Action In Rafah by Namaster: 8:37am On Feb 17, 2024
South Africa is a clown country.
PoliticsRe: Political pressures cause of Abandoned, Inferior Road Projects - Senate by Namaster: 8:33am On Feb 17, 2024
Pressure to loot. grin
CrimeRe: Parading Of Ekiti Kidnappers Suspects On 16th February, 2024 by Namaster: 4:26am On Feb 17, 2024
These are the kind of people that should have died in a "gun battle" with the police.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Electricity Situation In Your Area by Namaster: 4:23am On Feb 17, 2024
More like:

What is the DARKNESS situation in your area?
PropertiesRe: This Apartment Is An Example Of ‘Don’t Judge A Book By Its Cover’ (Pix, Video) by Namaster: 4:21am On Feb 17, 2024
Still shitty!
BusinessRe: No Gree For Anybody: Nairalander Has Finally Taken Sterling Bank To Court by Namaster:
Good one!

It's high time one of these useless companies paid for their crimes.

It doesn't matter what anyone says, any denial by Sterling Bank is FUTILE.

First of all, the staff or whoever it was ACTED as an agent of the bank by violating your rights, beating up your brother and destroying your business in order to recover a loan that was given by STERLING BANK.

Next, they apologized. grin
Lawyers get a boner whenever a useless company apologizes. grin

By the way, I hope you have records of all your communications with the criminals.

By the way beating, intimidating and arresting people because they owe you money is ILLEGAL. Ordinary folks may get away with it but not a company listed on the NSE.

By the way, how much are you suing them for?

No matter the amount, it's not enough. Multiply it by 10,000,000 minimum.

They killed your business.
They killed your mental health.
They killed your livelihood in a dire economy.
They NEARLY killed your brother.

Make them pay!

Also, try to raise as much awareness as you can. That's why you need to sue them for a HUUUGE amount. The amount alone can bring publicity to the vase.

Also, talk to newspapers and blogs.
RomanceRe: Some Women Can Be Very Evil. by Namaster: 3:59am On Feb 17, 2024
EVERY human has the capacity to do unimaginable evil.
CelebritiesRe: Controversy Pastor Yul Edochie And Wife Spotted Drinking Beer On Valentine's Day by Namaster: 2:56pm On Feb 15, 2024
illicit:
Drinking is not forbidden in the Bible

😶
Religious folks always have an excuse for their pastors and imams.

grin
TravelRe: Ileri Babalobi GWR: I Am Visiting 54 African Countries Without Using A Plane by Namaster: 12:21pm On Feb 15, 2024
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CrimeRe: EFCC Arraigns Man Over $370,000 Fake Marriage Scam by Namaster: 12:04pm On Feb 15, 2024
From other analyses, we discovered that part of this money was sent into his bank account supervised by his sister, one Nwachi Doris Chinenye
This right here is a BIG problem.

Yahoo is no longer a crime in most Nigerian households. Parents pray for their criminal kids to get more victims.

This idiots have turned crime into a FAMILY-BUSINESS. Made his sister a CFO.

MORE robust and comprehensive punitive measures need to be introduced for this kind of crime.

For instance, ALL the family members of a captured Yahoo Boy should be arrested. They know about what he does. They received stolen goods so that makes them accessories after the fact.

Next, plea bargains should NEVER be made available for Yahoo Boys. EVER!

Imagine stealing $370K, the life savings of a possibility geriatric person, and then returning less than 10% of it in exchange for a reduced sentence.

The crime for Yahoo should be life imprisonment or execution.

Why?

Because these people devise systems to hurt another person in the most unimaginable ways.

Imagine, stealing the retirement savings of a 65-year old grandma who is sick and can no longer work just because you, an able-bodied 27-year old LAZY idiot, want to buy Lexus and iPhones.

Also, it's a matter of NATIONAL REPUTATION. This criminals are destroying our collective reputation as a people.

They need to be stopped with stringent consequences.
PoliticsRe: Forex Crisis Pushes Petrol Subsidy To N907.5b Monthly by Namaster: 11:58am On Feb 15, 2024
Nigeria is a JOKE! grin

Tinubu declared a TOTAL removal of subsidy and made Nigerians pay through the nose for petrol. He promised that Nigerians would "enjoy" the results in the "future".

Meanwhile, the criminal.is paying almost one TRILLION Naira per month on subsidy.

What the Bleep did Tinubu remove?!
PoliticsRe: FG Can’t Continue To Subsidise Electricity — Power Minister, Adebayo Adelabu by Namaster: 8:24pm On Feb 14, 2024
But they can continue to subsidize DARKNESS?

Some areas have NOT seen power for over 48 hours.

Given this crazy HEAT, Nigerians now have to choose between BOILING ALIVE or buying petrol at CRAZY PRICES and foregoing dinner.

This is Tinubu's Nigeria.

Back to the gencos, estimated billing should be CRIMINALIZED!

It's MADNESS to give a 3-bedroom house 4 hours of power in every 24-hr cycle and then slam them with an electricity bill of #35K.
RomanceRe: How Would People Bleep Inside This Heat Today Been Valentine? by Namaster: 5:55pm On Feb 14, 2024
Fucking is a mystery. Nothing can stop it from happening.

This is nothing.

In fact, people will still Bleep in hell fire.
RomanceRe: Woman Declares "Men Who Care About A Woman's Past Are Weak" (photo) by Namaster: 7:44pm On Feb 13, 2024
Things only a cumbucket would say.
RomanceRe: Please Guys What Advice Do You Have To Give On This Issue by Namaster: 6:40am On Feb 12, 2024
Send that bitch packing NOW!

Life is too hard and too short to live with someone that torments you endlessly.

Plus, it's better for your kids to grow in a broken home where their father has peace of mind and is able to share that peace with them THAN to grow up in a TOXIC home where their father is a big PUSSY and their mother is a full-fledged DEMON.

ALSO, stop changing your mind just because people beg you. They are NOT living with the demon, you are.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu’s Death’ll Boost My Chances Of Becoming Ondo Gov -jimoh Ibrahim by Namaster: 4:58am On Feb 11, 2024
This is the kind of statement that you are FREE to think but should NEVER speak.

This guy has a machine-gun mouth. Not a good trait in a leader.

Might be fine for online trolls like Onanuga, but not for someone who wants to be governor.
CrimeRe: Nigerians Are So Wicked by Namaster: 4:53am On Feb 11, 2024
No Nigerian can be trusted.

Every Nigerian is a criminal. If you know a honest Nigerian, you DON'T! You just haven't discovered his niche in the crime industry yet.

Sorry about your ordeal.

Trust no one in this country.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hungarian President Novak Resigns Over Sex Abuse Case Pardon. by Namaster: 7:45pm On Feb 10, 2024
Kobicove:
Did you even read the story?

I hope you know she's not the one who actually committed the crime undecided
She pardoned someone who KNEW that children were being sexually abused and covered it up.

Why would any sane, non-pedophile person give a presidential pardon to someone who committed such a heinous crime?
PoliticsRe: Herbert Wigwe Dies In Helicopter Crash by Namaster: 7:12pm On Feb 10, 2024
Big if true.
Foreign AffairsRe: Hungarian President Novak Resigns Over Sex Abuse Case Pardon. by Namaster: 6:47pm On Feb 10, 2024
She has the face of a pedophile herself.

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