₦airaland Forum

Very true.

Human life is the cheapest thing in Nigeria right now.

Everyone is so DESENSITIZED to mass murder and kidnapping that we only see them as inanimate figures.

We read about 7 people being gunned down in so and so state and go back to sipping our tea before Adeboye's God notices it.

Black people are progressively BACKWARD. All of them EVERYWHERE do things in stupidest ways imaginable.

Yet they turn around to bitch and moan when other races treat them the way they portray themselves.

That's why everybody wants to escape to the white man's lands even though the weather is so cold your balls REFUSE to descend.

White people create human environments with an atmosphere of progress. Black people run there just to complain about racism.

Adults who threaten to kill themselves over a failed relationship DISGUST me.

Taking the pain of heartbreak to this extreme is something meant for kids and teenagers. For adults, it's just another thing to add to the unsavoury tab of ADULTING.

Chest it and move on.

You can grieve and mourn a broken relationship but it's STUPIDITY to off yourself because of one.

At your age, do you suck your father's dick?

Her: I am hungry.
You: Better call your mother.

Her: Leave me alone.
You: Adieu mama.

Her: Don't text me again.
You: Block her. Block her father. Block her mother. Block her sister. Block her brother. Block her friends. Block her unborn generation.

Her: Go away.
You: Bitch, you go away. This is my house.

Her: I hate you.
You: So?

Her: What are we?
You: Carbon-based lifeforms that are here to Bleep and die. Now let's get back to fucking before we die.

If Tinubu needs a REMOTE job, he should learn Software Engineering. Until then, he needs to get his ass back to Aso Rock.

Even if his presence achieves NOTHING, he should be here to feel.the heat as the country burn.

Another HAREBRAINED half measure from a group of incompetent nepotistic hires.

What's the name of your church?

I want to check something.

This is why they ban Nigerians from everywhere.

Get your fraudulent ass out of here.

Unions like these are USELESS.

A faceless and directionless union reacting to a fake news.

Also EVERYONE should stay in their own states instead of TROOPING to Lagos just to rent an "apartment" under a bridge.

Plus, these Unions would do better holding the Governors of individual states accountable for doing such a shitty job of governing their states.

Osun state is especially cursed with a COSMETIC governor who does NOTHING tangible for the state.

Israel continues to misbehave with the overwhelming support of US.

Blatantly disregards the ICC and quick to tag anyone who opposes them as antisemitic. It's just INSANE.

It's uncanny that I know who the first wife is from the first picture.

incandescentena:
Victims card

You are MAD!

A grown man FORCEFULLY kissed and GROPED a 12-year old child. Victim finally mustered the courage to speak out after all these years and you are saying "victim's card"

You are MAD!

No matter how long it takes pedophiles and rapists should be exposed and prosecuted.

Your friend is deceiving you.

This ENTIRE post describes how a SIMPLE man should dig his own grave.

Imagine OP saying a man should apologise to and beg a woman who packs her bag out of your house. If you do that, be sure to shear off your balls and hand it to her because you are FINISHED.

If a woman you are married to packs out her bag, bid her FAREWELL. Then send your Opay account to her father to refund your bride price.

Nonsense!

He will steal your tea when you're not looking.

Nigerians DON'T get a choice.

To be born a Nigerian is to be born to the "Bring it on!" stage. Everybody wants to kill you.

Police. Politicians. Poverty. All are ready to waste your life.

If you struggle and work hard with a touch of smartness, you may get to live life in the Hard Mode of survival.

That's Nigeria.

Sissy talking tough.

Boy, stop dulling!

Do like Donald Teump and grab this girl by the pussy.

“The vehicles they are referring to are the two Prado SUVs, one Hilux, and the Land Cruiser. I took all those vehicles… So, you can see how heartless men can be."

This CRIMINAL is talking about heartlessness when he's trying to keep 4 expensive vehicles bought with stolen money.

Nigerian politicians and lack of self-awareness.

Also, it's funny that he thinks he has a choice in the matter. Almost sounds like he enjoy being disgraced.

Seun semid4lyfe mukina2

What is wrong with you guys?

Man City is a major contender in a tight race for the EPL. Every match they play is a title decider. Yet you REFUSED to move the match thread to FP.

Also the fact that you moved Arsenal's match to FP while refusing to do the same for Man City is a glaring case of bigotry.

No wonder they crucify you for being EXTREMELY biased.

If not that GWR is just scared of being tagged racists, they would have BLACKLISTED Nigeria since last year.

Only foolish men attack a man who bleeps their wives or girlfriends.

The man has done them a HUUGE favour by showing them that they were shacking up with a WHOORE.

You discard the trash and move ON.

No woman who bleeps around is worth fighting over.

You need to visit a neurologist because something is WRONG with your brain.

A girl nearly ATTACKED your sister, intimidated your friend and seized your phone YET you're still folding your arms and looking.

She OSTRACIZES you from your female friends while she frolicks with all the men in your community. And collects gifts from them.

Rest assured that gift is not the only thing she's collecting. She's collecting diicks, too.

Women who have a man like you on lockdown will ALWAYS Bleep around. Your case is not an exception.

Also a CRAZY woman made you lose out on a financial deal and you did not discharge her IMMEDIATELY? What's wrong with you?

You are not married yet and she's already stealing your peace of mind and making you a cuck. Nothing good will come out of that relationship.

I bet you are NOT even getting sex from the she-devil.

Anyway, you know what to do. Go to her right NOW and break up the calamity you call a relationship. Tell her you are not doing again.

Tell her to LEAVE your house immediately. Don't negotiate. Don't talk about anything. Just END it!

If you are scared, go with some of your friends. Don't be afraid to look like a pussy. Everybody already knows you are a pussy.

But whatever you do, make sure that bitch leaves TODAY!

If she claims to be pregnant, wish her luck and tell her you'll see her in 9 months. Then make sure your first interaction is at a lab for a DNA test.

KICK. HER. OUT. TODAY.

While I support this judgement 100%, it demonstrates the INSANE double standard of the Nigerian Justice System.

This guy stole just $100,000 and he'll die in prison for it. But this is not even up to a fraction of what a low-level politician embezzles per annum.

Yet they are all walking FREE.

Disgusting DOUBLE STANDARD!

Government need to do something about it nearly killed me.

On a serious note:

The problem here is you STILL believe that there are decent girls out there. But that's FALSE.

ALL women are HOES. You may not know who they're hoeing for but you can rest assured that they are.

It doesn't matter how respectable you think they are, they are secretly hoes. And that includes professionals like doctors, bankers, lecturers, etc.

Also NO age is exempt.

Your strategy is to be PERPETUALLY skeptical of EVERYTHING a woman does or says. And NEVER commit to any of them.

Don't wife them.
Or make them your girlfriends.

Just Bleep and go.

If you need kids, Bleep one, impregnate her and take your kids from her.

You will ALWAYS be disappointed if you expect a woman to be FAITHFUL.

Cardoso should do a "DUMB-A-THON" for GWR. He'd win effortlessly.

Imagine claiming that government palliatives is the cause of food inflation. Meanwhile the palliatives were introduced because people could NOT AFFORD to buy food in the first place.

You don't EVEN need to be smart to realize that inflation is the reason for palliatives and palliatives are NOT the reason for inflation. You just don't have to be dumb.

This guy has NO idea what he's doing at CBN. Apart from looting, of course.

If not that Tinubu himself is a criminal, every single one of the filling stations extorting people and sabotaging the economy would have been shut done.

There is ZERO reason to sell petrol at such prices. GREED and WICKEDNESS is the only reason for it. And LAWLESSNESS is why they get away with it.

It's not like they incur new additional costs to bring in the petrol they are selling now. The supply chain issue means NO one is bringing in new petrol. What they are selling at these crazy prices is old stock that were ALREADY in the country.

YET the jacked up the price INSANELY and let Nigerians suffer the consequences of their untamed greed.

And Tinubu is nowhere to be found.

Big yansh.

Tinubu is very good at appointing people who are PROFICIENT at kissing his ass.

Small yansh dey shake.