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CultureRe: Rams Sacrificed Ahead Of Third Mainland Bridge Repair (Photos) by Namaster: 7:20pm On Jan 11, 2024
The Chinese guy. grin
RomanceRe: Single Mother Of Three Joyful As She Remarries At The Age Of 38 by Namaster: 9:52am On Jan 11, 2024
The man is the wet dream of aging oloshos.

Imagine settling for a body that's passed through not 1, not 2 but 3 childbirths.

Breasts have been manhandled by merciless men and suckled by 3 indifferent infants yet this idiot is spending money to get hitched to it at 38.

She's completely drained of all forms of sexuality. Not one ounce of sexiness is left in that body. The man will NEVER get the amount of sex he thinks he'll get
PoliticsRe: "See Update": Nigerian Lady Uses Crates To Make Bed Frame, Video Amazes People by Namaster: 5:51pm On Jan 09, 2024
This is the type of silly woman who'll go on Twitter to broke-shame men who placed their beds on the floor.
PhonesRe: Missing Ohio Teen Located In Florida After Logging In To World Warcraft Account by Namaster: 10:01am On Jan 09, 2024
Donald Trump did the same thing and he's about to be President for the second time.

Same with Bill Clinton, Richard Branson and Prince Andrew.

Dude did not realize that Pedophilia is a crime unless you're a Billionaire or Royalty.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Denies Accusations And "Fully Retracted Claims" From Epstein Victim by Namaster: 7:17am On Jan 09, 2024
Everybody knows Trump is a sexual predator.

But like all the men in the Epstein Files, he's Rich, Powerful and, more importantly, WHITE.

It's a disgrace to America that someone like Donald Trump is a strong contender for the apex seat in the most powerful democracy in the World.

Imagine a man laden with so many indictments and controversies and even ordered an attack on his own country being rewarded with power and influence.

He singlehandedly changed the politics of the Republican Party to one of EXTREME hate, lies and flagrant abuse of the law.

It's a shame.

Speaking of shame, the Epstein Files revealed a Ring of Pedophiles exclusive to rich and powerful white men of the Western World.

Yet, the US and UK is wringing their hands and dragging their feet while their other allies in the West have suddenly been struck dumb.

Imagine if these proofs were about China or Russia or, God forbids, a country in Africa. They would have been yapping and wailing about the plight of the girl child.

America is a hypocrite.

They don't care about anything but EXTREME wealth.

America is a nation of degenerate playing Big Daddy to the world. That's why countries like Russia and China would always be dear to my black heart.
Christianity EtcRe: Edoardo Santini: Italy’s ‘Most Handsome Man’ Gives Up Fame To Preach The Gospel by Namaster: 8:00pm On Jan 08, 2024
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PoliticsRe: My Honourable Friends Run As Kidnappers Strike On Kaduna-Abuja Expressway - Sani by Namaster: 4:01pm On Jan 08, 2024
Stop lying!

No Nigerian Politician can run. grin
TravelRe: Look At What Got Me Into Trouble On Reddit by Namaster: 4:00pm On Jan 08, 2024
The original post is DUMB. Your reply to the post is equally DUMB!

UK is bad! UK is bad!!

Yet the idi.ot in the original post has lived there for 15 years.

Why didn't he come home?

He complains about low wages and household debts. That's to show you how dumb he is.

Household debts mean there is a system of credit in place to help households meet their needs when they cannot afford it.

That's a fucking privilege!

If you cannot afford something in Nigeria, you are on your own. Owing people or company in Nigeria gets you treated like a criminal.

ALSO, you idiots need to get your shallow mind re-trained.

Not everyone travels for MONEY or greener pasture or whatever. People just want to live in a society that works. In a fucking sane country.

For instance, the quality of air in some countries are a 100X better than what you get in Nigeria.

ALSO, imagine a nice and dilligent worker in Nigeria got promoted. He throws a party to celebrate his new promotion.

He bought drinks and a little slab of beef.

Little did he know that the expensive drinks he bought were made with gutter water by criminals in Aba.

But that's not all. Not even by a long shot.

Turns out the beef he bought came from a cow that died of mysterious illness.

He discovered all of this AFTER the fact. But this is Nigeria and he has to suck it up. He will get no recompense.

Oh, and remember the promotion he is celebrating?

Funny thing just happened. Turns out the BOSS of his boss has a nephew who just graduated from Benue State Polytechnic.

So, no more promotion. Nepotism first, then maybe merit later.

This is Nigeria. This is what people want to escape.

In fact, anybody who complains about people wanting to JAPA in 2024 will find themselves in a close embrace with a Dangote truck.
RomanceRe: 10 Years In Marriage He Is Yet To Raise A Voice Or Cheat On His Wife(photo) by Namaster: 3:33pm On Jan 08, 2024
Guy is secretly gay.

No heterosexual man would be attracted to THAT. All angles and no curves with excess skin everywhere.

It's disgusting.
RomanceRe: Red Flags Everywhere: A young Man & His Deceptive Girlfriend by Namaster: 3:38pm On Jan 06, 2024
Buy your friend a menstrual pad because he's a HUGE pussy.
FamilyRe: “I Don’t Think I Need To Do DNA Again” – Nigerian Man Shares What He Observed by Namaster: 6:43pm On Jan 05, 2024
EXTREMELY dumb conclusion.

It is obvious that the baby was put there and arranged by the mother who knew the kind of dumb man she's dealing with.

After carefully arranging the baby, bitch took a picture and said "See, I told you he's your son. Look at him sleeping exactly like you. He's TOTALLY your son."

Someone needs to tell the dumb guy to get a DNA test.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Be Allowed To Carry Guns - Senator Nwoko by Namaster:
This is not about marrying little girls, Nwoko needs to STFU.

A brief look through the stringent requirements already shows that the bill is NOT for the masses.

Also of the 100 civilians murdered in Plateau, probably less than 2 of them would qualify for firearms under the proposed bill.

The massacre is evidence of government failure.

This bill should be dubbed "Blame-shifting Act 2024". It's dumb and not well-thought.

US, a country that works, is battling with unprecedented levels of gun violence and this fool is proposing a Gun Bill in a shithole like Nigeria.

Do your jobs or GTFO!
RomanceRe: Men Will Act As Houseboys To Submissive Women! by Namaster: 5:40pm On Jan 04, 2024
This is The Truth.

A submissive and positively feminine woman would get the best out of her man.

Fact is men want to pamper their women. They want to treat them like queens and give them everything they can afford. Being responsible fulfills a man.

The need to be responsible is the curse of men.

It's so bad that men STILL do all these things for nasty and disgusting women.

But the real problem is that when a woman gets treated like a queen by her man, she starts to believe she's a queen. Thus, she DESERVES more.

Even a submissive woman would start acting out when her husband starts behaving like an errand boy.

It's inevitable.

Best thing to do is to "Push and Pull".
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Lists Requirements For His Wife To Be This 2024 by Namaster: 10:40am On Jan 04, 2024
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RomanceRe: Regular Girls Have Higher Body Count Than Olosho! by Namaster: 7:44am On Jan 04, 2024
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RomanceRe: Regular Girls Have Higher Body Count Than Olosho! by Namaster:
The mistake you're making is that you still believe there is a difference between "regular" girls and olosho.

ALL girls are oloshos. The only difference is price.
PoliticsRe: Tajudeen Abbas Commissions 80-Bed Hospital Facilitated By Babajimi Benson by Namaster: 4:19pm On Jan 03, 2024
Lagos is King.
FamilyRe: JAPA: Marry Your Man Before Coming To The UK - Nigerian Lady Advises by Namaster:
Nigerian women who dream dreams of marrying a nice white man and having cute mixed kids are hilarious. grin

It's a pipe dream.

A research was conducted and it was discovered that Black Women are the LEAST attractive group of human beings.

Even DJ Cuppy the daughter of a Billionaire got dumped by a tattooed baby daddy YouTuber.
CareerRe: Should I Leave My Current Company by Namaster: 1:48pm On Jan 02, 2024
Unless your current company is willing to match the offer or at least go up to #250K, LEAVE!

The MATERIAL difference is too SIGNIFICANT to let the fear of the unknown stop you. An additional #130K/month would cushion the harsh effects of the current economy.

Finally, a startup offers more challenges that'll help you hone your skills and become more marketable in the future.

ALSO, there's MORE room for exponential growth in a startup.

VERDICT

1. LEAVE!
2. If your current company can match the offer, or 250K, STAY since you like the environment.
RomanceRe: I Am About To Cheat On My Partner For The First Time by Namaster: 11:54am On Jan 01, 2024
You are a FOOL!

It's stupid to be in a committed relationship and still Bleep around. Your justification is even more stupid.

If you want to be a LovePeddler, end the relationship. Don't nurture a relationship while still fucking around.

That's cheating.

If men are not meant to Bleep only one woman, why are you trying to get married.

Cheating is a bad and there is no excuse for it.
RomanceRe: Who Heard The Loud Trumpet Now?? Life Is Coming To Endoo by Namaster:
I heard it too. 7 people have disappeared in my area. grin

The rest of us are outside a tattoo parlour waiting to collect the Mark of the Beast. grin
RomanceRe: Sex Scam: My Experience by Namaster:
This is the greatest case of Confirmation Bias the world has ever seen.

If your friend had told you that Tinubu has been causing weak elections throughout Nigeria. You would have seen your flaccid penis as an evidence that Tinubu is after your dick roo.

Anyway, stop blaming the "innocent" olosho.

You were sex-deprived for 18 months, yet you expect to hit the ground running the first time you encounter an olosho with "a body you like".

Not possible!

Blame your OVEREAGERNESS for your flaccid penis, not the olosho. Imagine ogling half-naked ladies and fucking them silly in your mind and still expecting to be ready for the real action when your mind is already satiated.

You should have tested your theory by going for the same lady again when you were ready.
Romance2024 Prophecies Your GOs Will Release Tomorrow by Namaster(op): 10:10pm On Dec 31, 2023
New year in a couple of hours. As usual, prophecies will start flying left and right.

Here's a sneak peek into what it's going to look like.

For the World:

1. There shall be a significant breakthrough in Science. It'll shake the whole world.

2. There is a demonic plan for the global economy. The devil will wrestle to takeover completely but the children of God will prevail.

3. A big wave is coming into the new year. Pray against pestilence and war.


For Nigeria:

1. A BIG name is Nigeria politics is going to be no more. God has his digits now.

2. The devil wants to cause a civil unrest in Nigeria. Pray fervently against this.

3. The economy will get tougher before it gets better. But the children of God will soar like an Eagle.

For Individuals:

1. The devil is looking to capture more destiny through sins of the flesh. Crucify your flesh and protect your destiny.

2. It's a year of renewal of lost glory. Pray to recover ALL your lost glory for God is ready.

3. You will be tried severely in the new year but God will not test you more than you can handle.

grin

Feel free to include your own prophecies.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Keep My Job Or Travel To The UK by Namaster: 7:47pm On Dec 31, 2023
Forget marriage. Marriage is NEVER late for men.

If you have the money, LEAVE Nigeria. Don't even think twice.

There's no reason to stay in Nigeria unless you are part of the cabals.
RomanceRe: As A Woman You No Need Get Sense Or Handwork, Just Get Yanch Then You Are Good” by Namaster: 7:32am On Dec 31, 2023
Very true. Especially in Nigeria.

In fact, big yansh is a lot like the blood of Jesus. It washes a lot of sins away.

Unlike breasts, yansh does not fall.

Big and attractive yansh inside pants is big and attractive yansh outside pants.

Breast is deceitful and only truly sexy for a time. Big yansh is TRUE and sexy for life.
RomanceRe: Can A Woman Still Give Birth To A Healthy Baby At 37 by Namaster: 7:24am On Dec 31, 2023
Of course it's possible for a 37-uear old tongue birth.

But are you INSANE?

What do you want with an aging, nagging, jealous woman WAAAY past her prime when you have a young and fresh 20-year old on lock?

Firstly, the 37-year old now has money while you're still jobless. How long do you think she's going to put up with that before she starts abusing you and your generation?

You met her at 35. Do you know how many exes she's had? How many abortions? Any possible complications with the abortion(s)? Do you know?

ALSO, are you ready for her to CONTROL you? She will determine who you can and cannot be friends with? Are you cool with that?

She's already 37. Next year, she'll be 38. If you marry her at 38 and she gets pregnant same year, your baby could come when she's 39 if you're lucky.

Now you must understand that as a woman ages, the risks involved in pregnancy is greater for both the mother and child.

Is that a risk you're willing to take?

Dump the jaded 37-year old and hold on to the 20-year old lady FOR NOW.

ALSO, are you INSANE?

Who thinks of marriage and starting a family without a job in the current economy?

Baby things are SUPER expensive right now.

REMOVE marriage from your mind and focus on getting a job or skill in the new year.
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad’s Dad Drops Tribute Album For His Late Son (Photo, Video) by Namaster:
This is what you mean to people: Benefits.

People will change drastically before your eyes the moment they realize they will NOT get the benefit they want from you. People will also change drastically, for the better, or pretend to change if they think they'll get benefits from you.

People! All people are users.

This is a lesson on human nature.

Understand what people use you for and use them in return.
RomanceRe: Is This A Minor Issue Or We Should Just End The Relationship? by Namaster: 6:07pm On Dec 30, 2023
Dump the girl!

NEVER get serious with a Nigerian girl who's done an abortion.

ALSO, visit a fertility clinic to get tested.
RomanceThe 2nd DUMBEST Post You'll Read On Nairaland In 2023 [PICS] by Namaster(op): 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2023
Seuun released a statement here:

https://www.nairaland.com/7953132/allegations-tribalism-against-me-nairaland

And it's SUPER dumb. A person looking to kill off Nairaland could not have dreamed up a worse statement.

Imagine releasing a statement about NOT being a tribalist which includes a sentence like "...the more extreme variants of that claim are being pushed primarily by south-easteen tribalists..."

Totally not a tribalist!

He blamed EVERYONE but himself.

He even blamed his employees which is ridiculous. After a military dictatorship in Nigeria, the next best.thing is a private company.

If your employees do NOT follow your instructions to the detriment of your business, your SACK them IMMEDIATELY.

ALSO, labour is cheap in Nigeria. There is no excuse for being understaffed if you have the resources for training and remuneration which I believe Nairaland has.

So if your business is short-staffed and current employees refuse to obey you, the blame is ON you.

Seuun is a tech-smart guy. But Nairaland has grown beyond what he started his room. Nairaland needs a CEO who knows how to work with people and move Nairaland to the next level.

Plus, I bet Nairaland has the potential to make a lot more money than whatever it makes now.

CrimeRe: Please Help: I Mistakenly Sent Him Money to ALUKO OLUBUSUYI RICHARD & he refused by Namaster: 1:45pm On Dec 30, 2023
Nigerians are more EVIL than our politicians.

Imagine this fat-headed doofus acting like a demon because of ordinary #12.4K. The idiot is willing to sacrifice his integrity for just #12.4K.

The bank has his ID, BVN and details about his next of kin. Yet the idiot is acting like he won a lottery.

OP, sorry you got yourself entangled with a petty criminal.

Look him up on Facebook and other social media. Reach out to his friends, acquaintances and colleagues to let them know what a piece of shit he is.

Also, EDIT the topic of this thread to include his FULL name. Make it easy for Google to pick up the scammers name when someone Google's him.

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