₦airaland Forum

When it comes to business transactions, NEVER entertain idiots.

The idiot used a blackhat technique to generate 35,000 BOGUS views on a single video and acts like the victim when he's caught and penalised.

First thing, BLOCK the idiot. Block him EVERYWHERE.

Then go to Jiji and Nairaland Marketplace to advertise the sale of IPhone 14 for 250K. Calls ONLY. Add the idiots number to the ads.

I hate IDIOTS.

The report left out the MOST important part:

How John laboured to SPONSOR the education of the girl who abandoned him.

I bet she dumped his ass less than 2 years after she completed her education.

Note to men:

NEVER contribute to the betterment of any woman with whom you are in a relationship WITHOUT investing a LARGER amount of money, time and effort in your own improvement.

Bettering a woman is like denying yourself to save up to cook a delicacy just to watch another man DEVOUR it in front of you while you go hungry.

"...in a statement signed by its spokesman, Emma Powerful..."

It's INSANE that educated people choose to live their lives according to the dictates of someone name "Emma Powerful".

It's pure INSANITY.

That's no spokesman, that's the name of an aging THUG that can only sustain an erection by controlling the lives of people who choose to remain DUMB!

Why the guy is not in prison is ANOTHER failure of the Nigerian government.

American Military Aircrafts have gotten so bad they're crashing STRAIGHT OUT OF THE FACTORY.

Things are getting out of hand.

And those are just the ones they choose to report.

Dude, tell the truth and shame the devil:

How many times have you enjoyed the pleasure of yanking your own dick this month?

beerfraud:
don’t stress yourself Nnamdi Kanu already been locked up

When you're dealing with criminal organisations like IPOB. You don't stop with 1. You don't stop with 20. Heck, You don't even stop with a 100!

You pick them up and continue to pick them up until they get the message:

You have ZERO authority here.

Letting them run amok and shut down businesses and institutions INCLUDING those owned by the FG is a HUGE mistake.

For instance, when they burned that Sienna and made a video like IDIOTS. One or two of the idiots should have been tracked down and sentenced to 70 years in prison.

I'm sure he'd be one of the "heroes" they're celebrating tomorrow. But they'd be celebrating it in SILENCE.

Lol.

Apart from USA, South Africa is probably the only other country with a significant number of black citizens and still manage to WORK.

Imagine an incumbent being nervous about an election because they've been cutting power supply.

Just imagine an African country with consequences for bad and ineffective leadership.

Meanwhile, Nigerians live in INTERMINABLE darkness while FAT mosquitoes feast on their bony bodies.

YET they attend political functions to SERENADE the root of all their problems so fervently and loudly that he was forced to tell them to "SHUT THE FUUUCK UP!"

Nigeria and South Africa are not on the same level.

The Nigerian Government bleeped up the moment they let IPOB enforce the first Monday Sit-at-home.

By letting that happen, they allowed an ILLEGITIMATE authority to exercise power within Nigerian borders.

They should have been BRUTALLY cut off from the beginning.

Take this idiot boy, Chinasa, for example. The Military should have picked him up. Picked up his wife and children. Picked up his father and his mother, too. Dig up his grandparents from their graves and picked them up too.

Then announce they have been picked up and charged with TREASON and conspiracy to commit treason.

Tell "Okay."

Immediately tell her to come spend the night at your place. And add "wear a nice pant when you're coming".

You don't need to be a girl's BF before you Bleep her. Women Bleep their friends ALL the time.

Dude is bitching because Nigerians refused to pay him $25,000/month.

Clown!

Even in the US, only a MEAGRE 7% of households ( NOT person) earn that much.

Also, INSULTING the contributions of struggling people and calling it "Chin-chin Money" is DUMB.

He accepted it, didn't he?

You did well.

The thief got lucky, too. If he had done that somewhere else, he would have been ROASTED like corn by now.

If you did NOT get the money from Yahoo, betting or crypto, REINVEST the money into the business that generated the #8M.

Backploughing of profit is a VIABLE business strategy.

The Nigerian Military is a HUGE waste of money. It caters to touts and cultists who use the uniform to perpetrate HEINOUS crimes.

Very INEFFECTIVE at their jobs but PROFICIENT in intimidating civilians and committing crimes.

Just imagine the NONSENSE!

FOUR SOLDIERS learned to hijack from TWO NAVAL OFFICERS. Then, they brought someone from the NSCDC to ensure the complete "diversity" of this NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.

They lay siege to a civilian settlement but become chickens when faced with armed criminals/gunmen.

By the way, where is the lady they KIDNAPPED?

Take my #300K plus #50k interest. Then "borrow" the remaining #150K.

After he has begged and threatened and begged some more. I'll offer to return his money in #200 weekly installments.

thesicilian:
There is no concrete evidence that democracy is better than military rule

A SUPREMELY dumb thing to say.

As horrible as democracy has been in Africa. It's a GAZILLION times better than Military Rule.

In Democracy, Politicians embezzle money and misbehave. The masses protest. And politicians pretend they'll do better.

In Military Rule, Soldiers embezzle and misbehave. Anyone who protests will be MURDERED. And the Military will tell you they are Saints.

The scope of embezzlement perpetrated by Abacha will RUPTURE your mind.

The scope of PURE evil and brutality perpetrated by Idi Amin makes the Devil look like a cute puppy.

This is NOT a secondary school debate.

Only a person with MENTAL IMPAIRMENT will argue for Military Rule in Africa.

It's just dumb!

Prostitution is a lot like MTN. It's EVERYWHERE you go.

Treats you nice when your cash is on the table. Dismisses you when money is not involved.

Dude, that's a full-fledged ASHAWO. Don't get it twisted.

This guy is a FOOL!

Imagine blaming his dead son for his unfortunate life.

Shameless and IDIOTIC.

True.

The ONLY shocking thing here is how UGLY hoes continue to manipulate simple men.

You are in a relationship with girl that wears a ring that her fuckbuddy gave her. A big foOOL!

Gold coloured? Nah.

This is a PISS-coloured death trap that'll suck you dry before it kills you.

Everybody knows NOT to Bleep with Germany.

A whole Nation full of racists who did things so TERRIBLE their leader became the SI Unit of PURE EVIL. They don't just disappear.

Nobody should push them. Leave them alone.

You left out the most important part:

"No one cares when you are broke as a man"

Before Ronaldo, Georgina was a broke housegirl. Now she's a model and "influencer".

A broke man is a plague to be avoided. A broke woman is a flower waiting to be discovered.

People who drink any of these should be airlifted to Sambisa to fight Bolo Haram because they have ZERO regard for their life.

You drink a MYSTERIOUS liquid produced by unqualified people under UNSANITARY conditions just to dig a hole that's been dug more times than a public cemetery.

Get sense!

Time to export Hisbah Police.

He should pay royalties to Melaye. He invented that move.

Looks like someone just told him he's 3% Nigerian.

"The Speaker of the House, Abbas Tajudeen stated that the bill may not be perfect, but added that the public hearing will avail the opportunity for stakeholders to provide more critical inputs."

Criminals parting themselves on the back for a crime well done.

The point of the bill is to make it possible for them to put ALL stolen wealth in the names of their wives while declaring to the public that "they only have ONE pair of shoes".

It's not that the current system isn't working for them. They are just too lazy to bother hiding their LOOTS.

They don't want Nigerians to make them jump through several hoops to conceal their loots.