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Crime › Re: Boy Kidnapped 26yrs Ago Rescued From Neighbor’s Cellar Close To The Victims Home by Namaster: 6:33pm On May 16, 2024
Sounds like an INCREDIBLY stupid man.

The entire article tried to INFANTILIZE the victim by addressing him as a TEEN. He was a 19-year old MAN at the time of the kidnapping.

Even a scrawny 19-year old can fight off a 35-year old guy long enough to run away. Then he saw his relatives and REFUSED to yell for help.

That's just INSANE!
Romance › Re: What’s That Thing About You? by Namaster: 6:25pm On May 16, 2024
Enjoying your solitude that much is EXTREMELY eye-opening.

You'll start to see HIDDEN truths. Like people are not shit. There is little you want with women outside of sex. You want them gone the moment you finish fucking.

Your ability to tolerate nonsense from people drops dangerously low.
Romance › Re: I Never Knew He Was A GAY by Namaster: 6:24pm On May 16, 2024
Chinweotitoaa:
I think eating his money is just to commit myself
This is where women are SUPERIOR.

They'll DEVOUR your resources like termites on a soft wood and then look down you with disdain as they ask "what have you even do for me?"
Politics › Re: Terrorists Using Cryptocurrency Traders To Fund Insecurity — EFCC by Namaster:
I am 100% convinced that fhis guy is secretly DUMBER than a truckload of bricks.

The worst part is he assumes everybody is as dumb as he is.

First of all, he definitely does NOT have a friend who is the Assistant Director of the FBI. An airhead like this guy would have namedropped him like 20 times instead of something vague like "a friend of mine".

Plus, the Assistant Director of the FBI would know that it's completely IMPOSSIBLE to track any Dollar notes. That's why criminals like drug dealers do deals in CASH.

They merely have SECURITY features to make them recognisable as genuine and not counterfeit. And the Naira notes have similar features.

This guy is always so eager to spew LAMBACIOUS shiiits and exaggerate mediocrity.

He's the same guy that the EXCITEDLY held a press conference about how a 17-year old Yahoo boy got his BVN from his phone number.

This guy does NOT know what he's doing. But that's okay because he fits right in with the rest of Tinubu's appointees.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Peter Obi Over His Visitation To Prominent PDP Politicians by Namaster: 3:36pm On May 16, 2024
I wonder what Reno will do when Obi returns to PDP for 2027 election. grin
Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Know If A Girl's Waist Beads Is Not Ordinary - Lady by Namaster: 8:26pm On May 15, 2024
People just publish shiiit for money.
Politics › Re: Do SE People Regret The ‘Sit At Home’ Era? by Namaster: 8:03pm On May 15, 2024
So sit-at-home has stopped everywhere in the east?
Travel › Re: Should I Pick USA (phd) Or Italy (msc); Advice by Namaster: 7:37pm On May 15, 2024
US for sure. Unless the Italian route comes with the prospect of citizenship.
Education › Re: Please, Who Can Support 3 Intelligent Kids Out Of School For 5yrs? by Namaster: 5:33pm On May 15, 2024
grin
Politics › Re: We Have Keyed Into Tinubu’s Renewed Hope Agenda – Otti by Namaster: 5:31pm On May 15, 2024
Otti is probably the SMARTEST governor in Nigeria at the moment.

He's friends with EVERYBODY while doing tangible projects for his people.

Love the guy. He's the Osinbajo of the East. Short, smart and EXTREMELY productive.
Education › Re: Kano University Suspends Student For Proposing To Female On Campus by Namaster: 5:25pm On May 15, 2024
Idiooot boy!

200-level and he's already inviting calamity into his own life.

Great decision from the School.
Politics › Re: Enugu Govt To Build 380-room Five-star Hotel Within 12 Months by Namaster: 4:54pm On May 15, 2024
Someone is shelling out scarce resources just to have a nicer place to host hookup girls.

Senseless!
Crime › Re: Beggar Killed As Hoodlums Clash Over Booty In Osun by Namaster: 2:44pm On May 15, 2024
Poverty is DANGEROUS.

A man died and this journalist wrote a pun about it.
Romance › Re: Open Disussion: Guys Who Do You Run Too When You Are Broke by Namaster: 10:25am On May 15, 2024
I run to my favourite uncle: Uncle Side Hustle.
Christianity Etc › Re: God Hates Divorce by Namaster: 6:37am On May 15, 2024
Tell that to "Pastor" Oyakhilome.
Romance › Re: My Relationship Of 7 Years Is Going Down. I Need Help!!! by Namaster: 4:34pm On May 14, 2024
You begged.
Your brother begged.
Your father begged.

Dude, your simpleness is GENERATIONAL.

No hope for you.
Crime › Re: Kano State Hisbah Arrests 20 For Bathing Together by Namaster: 4:32pm On May 14, 2024
It's INSANE that these criminals are allowed to operate while idiots come up with EXCUSES why it's impossible to establish State Police.
Family › Re: Physically Challenged Woman Marks 3-years Marriage Anniversary With Husband by Namaster: 4:30pm On May 14, 2024
I bet her account balance is FAT too.
Health › Re: My Experience At General Hospital Apata, Ibadan by Namaster: 1:57pm On May 14, 2024
Hospitals in Nigeria are deathtraps populated with CALLOUS people. But General hospitals are especially worse. They are like a branch of hell on earth.

I once had a nurse laugh in my face when I asked her to check on a patient. This nurse was NOT doing anything at the time.

They are very DISMISSIVE and WICKED.
Romance › Re: ‘Real Man Doesn’t Allow His Partner To Have Male Bestie’ – Actor Nedu by Namaster: 12:39pm On May 14, 2024
A woman with a male bestie is like a chicken who's friends with a Lion—it'll end up getting chopped.
Adverts › Re: Bank Loan Facilitation. Collateral & Guarantor For Bank Loan. Business Loans. by Namaster: 11:48pm On May 13, 2024
grin
Sports › Re: Sherif Lawal Dies Inside The Boxing Ring In His First Professional Fight by Namaster: 11:36pm On May 13, 2024
This is why boxers are one of the few athletes that DESERVE the insane amount of money they are paid.

You enter the ring and the GOAL of your opponent is to knock your brain HARD enough to make you faint.

But you're smart and trained so you guard your head.

Prohlem is your opponent is smart and trained too. So while you're guarding your head, he BATTERS your kidney. Over and over again.

Until you give up and try to guard against body shots. At which point your opponent musters ALL of his strength and deliver a powerful BLOW that rattles your brain inside your skull.

What I'm saying is this:

Boxing is a modern day BLOODSPORT. People train to kill each other with their bare hands for entertainment.
Foreign Affairs › Re: United Nations Reverses Its Gaza Death Toll by Namaster: 10:05pm On May 13, 2024
The West is doing everything to make a genocidal Israel come out smelling like roses.

Very PATHETIC!
Crime › Re: See How Yemen Kills Pedophiles by Namaster: 4:09pm On May 13, 2024
Still more humane than they deserve.
Politics › Re: Prince Harry Wears Agbada In Nigeria As Kaduna Governor Uba Sani Dresses Him by Namaster: 8:30am On May 11, 2024
A random white guy and his black bitch came to Nigeria to have their egos massaged.

Disturbing
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by Namaster: 9:28pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
I agree with you, I think I'm a weak man that's why she has been doing some things.
Talk to your family. Lean on them for support. Apologise for cutting them off for a bitch and beg them for their support.

You already acknowledged that you are someone that is susceptible to intimidation. So you need backup and support.

Talk to your family.
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by Namaster: 9:25pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
they are two bro.... I swear I'm sending her out of my house tomorrow.
When you kick her out tomorrow. Lock your doors the take the other 2 to your parents or siblings' house. Explain everything to them.

If you have the money, do DNA tests ASAP. If you don't, save up and do it. You want confirmation as soon as possible.

If anyone accuses you of breaking up your family. Explain to them that they are an idiot because your cheating wife blew up the family for a strange man's diick. You are just making the best of a HORRIBLE situation.
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by Namaster: 9:03pm On May 09, 2024
Homeboiy:
Support the kids from a distance at the moment
Support what?

Isn't it OBVIOUS that the wife neither respects or loves him?

The ONLY reason she's still with him is because of his financial support.

Sending her packing then supporting her with money is REINFORCING bad behaviour. Encouraging her to Bleep around on his dime.

ZERO support for ANYBODY.
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by Namaster: 8:59pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
her family said nobody is giving me any of the kids... That it's either they stay in my house with the mother or the would leave with the mother. They are not up to 5years, the one that is my own.
grin

NOBODY can take your child away. Legally or illegally.


STOP TALKING TO HER FAMILY.

They threaten you and you sound scared. Don't entertain them. Don't let them intimidate you.

Apart from the bastard, how many other kids does she claim is yours?
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by Namaster: 8:55pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
brotherly, exactly what I told her family members today, I told them I'm not sure I'm the father of the remaining children then one of her sister said I am very heartless, that why will I deny my kids just because of this situation? Bro, I'm still shedding tears right now seriously, you know why?

I remember when she gave birth to the bastard, I was cashles then that to pay for hospital bill was an issue, I had to treck the whole of Abuja going from one place to another begging people I know, God..... If you know how I suffered just because of that child.
The second part is why paternity fraud is such a DIABOLICAL thing.

Imagine the pain and suffering you endured for another man's child. The emotional cost is UNIMAGINABLE.

What's even worse is that you probably had to run crazy and unreasonable errands to satisfy her "cravings" while she was pregnant with her bastard.

Back to her sister:

STOP talking to her and other members of her family. Accusing you of heartlessness is an attempt to gaslight you.

Not wanting to be saddled with raising bastards is heartless but fucking another man and making you raise his kids is not a big deal

Like I said, you married into a family of DEMONS.

Keep the rest of the kids with you. Save up for DNA tests. DISQUALIFY anyone that fails like BB Naija and send them to their mother.

Women RARELY cheat once. Cheating for them is a going concern. Chances are not all the remaining kids are yours.

MEANTIME, stop being a gentleman with her family. Don't let anyone of them talk to you ANYHOW. You have suffered the ULTIMATE disrespect from the one you call your wife. Put a STOP to further disrespect from any one of them.

Anyone calls you name like "heartless", you call them a witch for telling you to TOLERATE a bastard in your house.

FIRE FOR FIRE is the game now.

By the way, talk to your family. Let them know what is happening. You will need their support to get through the betrayal and heartbreak.
Romance › Re: My Breakup Issue: Kind Advise. by Namaster: 8:16pm On May 09, 2024
This guy does NOT know what's going on. grin

A girl ABRUPTLY decided that the relationship is over because of distance that was NEVER an issue before.

OP cried and begged her NOT to leave him and she agreed. But she still INSISTED on putting the relationship on pause.

grin

OP, there is a NEW diick in the picture. And your girl wants GUILT-FREE dicking.

OP is the wet dream of the average Nigerian girl. They get to Bleep whoever they want while locking down a lover boy that'd catch a grenade for them. grin
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by Namaster: 8:14pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
I'm sending her out of my house by tomorrow... I've already told her to prepare her things.
Great.

Meantime, BLOCK all her family so that NONE of them manipulates you into letting her stay in your place.

Call members of your family IN FRONT of her and explain everything to them LOUDLY. Tell them you are sending her away TOMORROW. That way they can SHAME you if you decide to back down.

By the way, DON'T let her leave with kids that you think sre your own. Just her and her bastard.

Save up for DNA tests for the rest. You can do them one at a time. She may tell you they are yours BUT you obviously can't believe anything she says.

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