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RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Reject Marriage At Early 20s by Namaster: 3:18pm On Jan 23, 2024
Girls in their late teens and early twenties are at PEAK sexual market value. They are more attractive than a magnet.

EVERYBODY wants to Bleep them! Pastors, Lecturers, Uncles, Coursemates, Cousins, Rich men, Poor men, Fine men and Ugly men.

At the moment they're ready to settle down with a guy, a better man is around the corner lovebombing her.

They think it'll be that way forever. The smart ones use that time to get a nice rich man or men with potential to secure them for life. The greedy ones Bleep around and get paid for it.

Now how do you expect them to settle down when several men are writing poems and giving them expensive stuff.

Girls choosing to Bleep around and not settle down in their early twenties is not the problem. The FOOLISH men marrying these same girls in their mid to late thirties are the REAL problem.
RomanceRe: Help!! Simping Wan Finish Me by Namaster:
NEVER stop simping.

The Holy Book says:

Blessed are the simps for they shall inherit the damaged goods.

Simp away.
FamilyRe: Lady Shares The Heartwarming Note Her Husband Left Her Before Leaving For Work. by Namaster: 2:59pm On Jan 23, 2024
Dude woke up early to shove his way through the depressing Lagos traffic to hustle for money.

Girl took her time lounging and having a good night rest. She's a stay-at-home Mom that has no job other than taking the kids to school.

But somehow, the girl wakes up to a note praising her and Naira notes to pamper herself while the dude woke up to Lagos conductors raining insults on his generation.

ALSO, the dude is acting like he doesn't deserve her. He shouldn't be surprised when he finds her sucking the black dick of his jobless neighbour.
CrimeRe: Husband Identifies Wife’s Beheaded Body In Yola Hotel by Namaster: 11:41am On Jan 20, 2024
Awkward.
FamilyRe: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by Namaster: 8:13pm On Jan 19, 2024
Biglittlelois:
Know this tonight that insulting people to prove a point doesn't automatically make you intelligent, it makes you seem like a hooligan.
Shut up, bitch!
CrimeRe: “my Boss Promised Me $20 Million, House In America” – Man Who Donated Kidney by Namaster: 6:40pm On Jan 19, 2024
He promised you $20M and a good driving job. grin

A fool and his kidney are soon parted.
FamilyRe: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by Namaster:
BlackfyreRebell:
What of a motherly influence? he just under 10.
The fact that he is being deceitful is what I dont understand. What if he takes him there and cut all communication with me? what if he fills his head with things he resent about me and I lose my son's love and affection?
You sound like a closeted demon.

A father is trying to guarantee a BETTER future for his kid and the only thing that crosses your mind is that he'd manipulate the kid against you?

Is that what you've been doing since the divorce?

You disgust me.

ALSO, the kid is still a MINOR. If you don't sign a consent form that states the kid is going to the European country to reunite with his father, what other explanation would you give for a 10-year old traveling across the ocean?

Realize this:

If you stop that kid from getting the citizenship of a country that works because of your own fear and insecurity, the kid will HATE you with an hatred that burns like a thousand suns when he becomes an adult.
CrimeRe: Just Relocated To The Village Cuz Of Hardship by Namaster: 6:21pm On Jan 19, 2024
ZekeYeager:
Nigeria has ALWAYS had the worst government because Nigeria is a disaster which is presided over by congenitally stupid people. It's only in Nigeria that the least qualified and most incompetent people occupy positions of power and important decision making.
The incompetence and lack of qualifications is not even the worst of it. It's the fact that Nigerians continue to elect CERTIFIED criminals and positively evil people into positions of authority.

That is the TRUE tragedy.

Incompetence can be fixed. Wickedness cannot.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Army Female Personnel: Women Affairs Minister Visits Army Chief by Namaster: 6:15pm On Jan 19, 2024
Her intervention looks superficial and seems social media-motivated.

Why exactly is the lady being detained and left at the mercy of the same people being accused of sexual harassment?

An independent body should ALSO conduct an independent investigation alongside that of the Military Police.

For instance, She claimed that her salary was withheld YET the Military claims her salary was paid up to date. This fact should be verified by the Minister. It should be easy enough to confirm when she was paid when it was due or it was an ass-covering rush job that was backdated.

Either way, she should NOT be locked up by the Military. That's like locking up a goat in a Lion's den while the Lion's brother conducts an investigation into whether the Lion really tried to eat the goat.
PoliticsRe: Indians Drives Nigerians Out Of African Food Stuff Business In Canada: Video by Namaster: 6:04pm On Jan 19, 2024
chigator2:
That is the thing, Organised Capital is a major force in business.

The earlier Africans understands this the better they stand to compete in the global business scene.

Organised capital is what happens when multiple investors and entrepreneurs galvanise their capital and business interest into one formidable business structure that builds up on their individual strengths, hides their individual weaknesses and works towards their common goal. Africans and Nigerians in extension have this "Solo Mission" mentality in business that is harmful in the long run especially when competing against deeper pockets. That is why we have several underdeveloped hospitals littered everywhere when all the directors of all the shrub hospitals would have merged capital to build a world class facility.

The Indians don't have this problem. Coming from a communal culture like Nigerians they use this to their advantage abroad. Indian families and communities abroad pool their resources together and form a business structure. Their capital can go towards any business that they agree upon and then they decide who among them or who should be appointed to be the face of the business. In this way, they set up pharmacies, shops, REITs, car wash, laundromats and other SMEs abroad with a capital base that is competitive enough.

I have not read anywhere sice this JAPA phenomenon emerged that Africans can pooling resources together to achieve something of scale and volume abroad, it is either how they are trying to make each other lose citizenship potential or sleeping with someone's wife. SMH
Smart take.

But the thing is if Nigerians do pool resources together, someone might stiff the rest. It's difficult for Nigerians to trust Nigerians.

Funny thing though is that Nigerians get offended when foreigners don't trust them.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Brother's Response To Her Dating His Friend by Namaster: 5:59pm On Jan 19, 2024
Guy shouldn't be surprised that his sister already bleeped the dude.

You can ALWAYS count on women to disappoint you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Vladimir Putin Dives Into Ice Frozen Lake To Celebrate Epiphany (Photos, Vids) by Namaster: 5:44pm On Jan 19, 2024
Love this guy.
SportsRe: Giannis Antetokounmpo Unveils Igbo Learning Centre For Kids In Lagos by Namaster: 12:33pm On Jan 19, 2024
You can ALWAYS count on black people to be especially DUMB. It doesn't matter how wealthy or famous they get.

Imagine establishing an Igbo Language learning school IN Lagos. A language that kids probably ONLY speak at home where they'd already learn it anyway.

It's an EXTREMELY dumb initiative.

Kids don't need to learn a language that is NOT the official language of any country. A language that's spoken by only about 40/50 million people.

Rather, a talent scouting agency or coding school or even trade school would have been a better project.
RomanceRe: Gambian "Baddie" Bride Passes Her Virginity Test. Gets Cash Gift by Namaster: 3:19pm On Jan 18, 2024
Have you checked the yansh?
CrimeRe: Abroad Based Man Cry Out For Help Over N40m 20plots Of Land He Bought - Video by Namaster: 6:11pm On Jan 17, 2024
Normally, I'd blame the guy in scams like this. But this dude has been living abroad.

In other words, he's been living among humans who behave like humans. He got disconnected from the Nigerian reality where people are just demons pretending to be human.

Hope he gets justice.
EducationRe: A Nigerian Lady Graduates With A+ In Biomedical Science London University by Namaster: 6:05pm On Jan 17, 2024
She deserves double congratulations.

First for her academic excellence.

Second, and most importantly, for escaping the hellhole called Nigeria.

Receive my double congratulations!
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: IGP Egbetokun Sets Up Special Intervention Squad In Abuja by Namaster: 5:58pm On Jan 17, 2024
What about the rest of the country?

Are they not people too?
PoliticsRe: FG To Save ₦‎8 Trilion Annually From Subsidy Removal, FX Reform - Taiwo Oyedele by Namaster: 10:51am On Jan 17, 2024
"the Federal Government will be saving N8tn annually from the fuel subsidy removal and exchange rate unification policies.

I stopped reading her because it's obvious that Oyedele is an idiot with his head deep inside Tinubu's asshole.

Where is the exchange rate unification?

The fool is living in the fantasy league version of Nigeria where everything is true because the government says so.

ALSO, everybody knows the savings will have ZERO positive effect on the masses. But the pockets and account balances of the criminals in power will balloon out of proportion.
PoliticsRe: FG To Save ₦‎8 Trilion Annually From Subsidy Removal, FX Reform - Taiwo Oyedele by Namaster: 10:46am On Jan 17, 2024
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CrimeRe: FEMALE Soldier Who Raises Alarm Over S€xual Harassment By Three Senior Military by Namaster: 10:34am On Jan 17, 2024
Women who join the Nigerian Military disgust me. They are senseless and have voluntarily forfeited their feminity and ALL the privileges it accords them.
You join a profession dominated by men with testosterones that are through the roof and expect no sexual harassment. It's dumb.

Also, this is Nigeria.

Ordinary lecturers want to mess students for a pass mark in a useless course. Bosses wants to mess their subordinates in the office just for the hell of it.

You now decide to join the Military where zombies are bred. You join an institution where you are just a body that follows orders.

And the orders are given by randy men. Yet you act persecuted when they order you to sit on their di.cks.

It's dumb.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Woman Like This?. Asking For A Friend's Sake (picture) by Namaster: 10:25am On Jan 17, 2024
This is not a woman. This is a red flag with tattoos.
RomanceRe: What's So Attractive To Men About A Highly Sexy And Over Used Girl? by Namaster: 4:05pm On Jan 16, 2024
You have a BIG problem and you don't even know it.

How can you use sexy and dirty to describe a single person?
TravelRe: Japa Or Stay In Nigeria by Namaster:
LEAVE! NOW!

Nigeria is no longer safe. Kidnappers are slaughtering people and a former Minister of Nigeria wants to pay them for it.

Strategic decisions to ease your migration

1. Get your wife READY to work. You are unlikely to be able to support 3 people when you relocate at first.

2. Convert the money in your account to USD NOW!

3. Law is a professional course. Look into the possibility of getting a professional certification in the country you intend to migrate to instead of the study route. If it's not an option, go with the study route.

4. Be stealthy with your movement. Be like the lady who begged for rent money from her former classmates just to celebrate 8 months in Canada shortly after.

If you have the option to leave Nigeria, NEVER think twice about it. Imagine the possibilities and doors of opportunities you'd be opening for your kid and by extension, your future generation.

You could be the man to ALTER the path of your family tree in a profound way.

LEAVE!
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Girl Beaten Unconscious By Group Of Women In Jamaica by Namaster: 5:12pm On Jan 15, 2024
What I see is a group of hippos ganging up against a little deer.
PoliticsRe: It Seems The Military Rule Is Better Than This Civilian Rule by Namaster: 1:40pm On Jan 15, 2024
Spoken like an idiot who has never lived under a military rule.

A military regime in Nigeria would have ALL the troubles in Nigeria RAISED to power 10. Nigerian military are more useless than Nigerian politicians.

Decades after his death, Nigeria is still recovering what Abacha looted from Nigeria.

Nigerian politicians take your money and leave you to wallow in insecurity. Nigerian military would take your money, your daughter, your wife and your life if you complain about it.

Are you blind to how Nigerian Military act like cultists?

Stop saying NONSENSE!
PoliticsRe: ‘Abuja Not Safe’: Folorunsho Ariyo Killed Alongside Nabeeha Al-Kadriyar by Namaster: 1:35pm On Jan 15, 2024
It's funny how people seem oblivious to the level of insecurity in Nigeria until it reaches their backyard.

Nigeria has been unsafe since 2014 but I'd.ots in Abuja wouldn't do anything about it. Let it touch them ALL.

May the soul of the dead find peace.
RomanceRe: No Matter How Beautiful She Is, Don't Marry A Tattoo Lady by Namaster: 8:01am On Jan 15, 2024
Girls with tattoos are taboos to me. By that, I find them repulsive.

It gets worse when it's paired with multiple piercings.

It communicates a singular message:

I don't give a Bleep about my life. I hurt myself for the fun of it. I go through pain to damage my own body just because. I have no respect for myself or my life and probably not for yours, either.

Tattooed people are REPULSIVE. All of them.
PoliticsRe: Ex-Minister Pantami’s Friend Donates ₦50M To Rescue 5 Sisters Kidnapped In Abuja by Namaster: 8:58pm On Jan 14, 2024
This is one of those things that look really good but is ACTUALLY really BAD.

Imagine a former Minister of Nigeria paying #50,000,000 to KILLERS.

That's reinforcing crime. That's telling the bandits, kidnappers and terrorists that they are doing the right thing. In fact, it's helping them recruit more people and finance their criminal activities.

Instead:

Use that money to track and obliterate these KILLERS. NOT reward them.
CrimeRe: Photos Of Lady Who Stabbed UNIJOS Student For Playing Loud Music by Namaster: 7:34pm On Jan 14, 2024
Not all heroes wear capes. Some just wear braids.

From the shape of his mouth, you can easily tell the boy she stabbed is a loud nuisance that had it coming.
CrimeRe: UNIJOS Student Stabbed By Female Neighbour For 'Making Noise' by Namaster: 5:40pm On Jan 13, 2024
.I support the STABBER on this! She did good!

Nigerians are very terrible when it comes to noise pollution and there is no legal recourse in place to fix it. Stabbing them is NOT wrong.

I'm pretty sure the girl already warned the guy about the noise but he ignored the warning.

Imagine coming to your home after the stress of dealing with the rancourous environment of the campus and NOT being able to relax because some idiots wants to play shitty music on a loudspeaker.

I say stab them ALL!

If NIGERIA legalize guns, there is going to be at least 5 mass shootings every SUNDAY.
CelebritiesRe: Men Boast About Having A High Body Count Like It’s A Thing Of Pride - Erica, by Namaster:
DUMB bitch!

ASKING "who'll marry you?" of a man who has a ton of pussies at his beck and call. More like who wouldn't marry him.

PLUS, flip it the other way round and talk about women with high body counts NOT finding a husband and see the hoe flare up like Dangote Refinery.
Christianity EtcRe: TB Joshua Made Childless Couples To Exchange Spouses –ex-worker by Namaster: 10:23am On Jan 12, 2024
Stience. grin

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