₦airaland Forum

Small yansh dey shake.

A low IQ, low effort post made by a low quality man.

Red pill is to massage men's egos? You don't know what you are talking about.

Also the notion that women don't exhibit compulsive sexual behaviours reeks of lack of experience experience of female desire caused by your own physical appearance and quality as a man.

Brands like Chippendale LITERALLY make money exploiting female lust.

Women misbehave ALL the time at concerts.

But you will NEVER experience genuine female desire hauling around your potbelly while legging it through streets and communities in your ill-fitting jeans.

If you don't know what makes them tick, say so. Don't make SENSELESS posts like this.

Most men are satisfied with having a hole to plow. In fact, they'll pursue it and even pay for it.

So there's no need for women to get better at sex when men are satisfied with the barest minimum.

Best thing is to LEARN to arrange them into the position you want and bang away. Sex positions flow into each other if you know what you're doing.

It's FUNNY that the clergy of a religion which central tenet is FORGIVENESS is so vindictive he'd go after a man's family.

APC and Tinubu REALLY bleeped Nigeriajs by robbing us of a President with sound mind and vision.

Ask Tinubu to speak on this and he'll ask you "Sustainable Energy ni afe je ni?"

Stop killing yourself softly. A lot of sicknesses and diseases have similar symptoms. That's why there are clinical tests instead of guessworks.

Visit a hospital with a lab and do a HIV test. It's cheap. It's not more than #5K in most private hospitals. Probably cheaper than that in public ones.

Also, don't be an idiiiot. Use condoms.

You are not wrong about women being sex symbols.

That's what they are.

CZ seems like a nice guy. He was definitely railed by the US Justice System.

Guy already paid crazy fines. Sentencing him to 4 months in jail is just an OVERKILL.

This state is bedeviled by EXTREMELY useless leaders.

They are EXCESSIVELY concerned with superficial things.

First it was the "State of Osun" vs "Osun State" saga. Now it's logo design.

Focus on tangible stuff rather than jerking off to frivolities.

Women are so DELUSIONAL.

Imagine a nameless woman in South Korea thinking she's so "special" that she's able to attract one of the richest men.

Plus, Elon Musk was willing to jump through SEVERAL hoops to prove that he's real. We are talking about a man that has dated actresses and super models here.

Very GULLIBLE somebody!

More promises??

The key is to NEVER play fheir games.

Be RUTHLESS when dealing with women. For instance if she ignores you UNTIL she needs something from you, ignore her WHEN she needs something from you. Better yet cut her off COMPLETELY.

You call her and she rejects your call, cut her off.

She hisses at you, cut her off.

Disrespects you in any way, cut her off.

Gives excuses when you want to Bleep, cut her off.

Tries to control you, cut her off.

Set STIFF and DEFINITE boundaries and ENFORCE them. That's the only way to get them to behave.

Also be SELECTIVE in who you stick your dick in

You know a Shariah Zombie when you see one.

The way he presented it proudly to the camera shows that he feels JUSTIFIED to mutilate the woman.

The fact that there is a cameraman who did NOTHING to stop the heinous crime or apprehend the criminal shows that the person approves of the act as stipulated under Shariah Law.

Worst parr in all this is that the bow-legged criminal will likely go scot free while the woman is DISFIGURED for life.

Iran fuuucked up. Israel owns their ass now.

Invest in your future. Use the money to FLEE Nigeria.

Congratulations.

Nothing is sweeter than achieving quantifiable PROGRESS in life.

By the way, what's the cost and location of your new place?

She's done with you. Just doesn't know how to tell you yet.

There's another guy in the picture now. Posting your pictures will raise too many questions.

Run this test:

Break up with her and see how long it takes her ro upload pictures of her new "man".

Unanimous vote but 3 people voted against it and 1 abstained?

Whoever wrote this needs to be sacked.

Women are HILARIOUS!

From what she wrote, it's easy to infer she's been married for years and have also been employed for quite some time.

It is also easy to infer that this is the FIRST time she has done something like this. EVER!

Yet she's on social media forming good wife and EMERGENCY marriage counsellor.

Contributing to your own living expenses and the upkeep of your children should be the NORM. Not something that needs to be ADVERTISED on social media like some kind of unparalleled virtue.

It's almost like Tinubu appointed his Ministers based on their ability to INFLICT pain on Nigerians.

Some years ago, the government decided that the best way to "revive" the power sector is by selling off Discos to private investors.

We can all see the results of that.

This guy is saying NONSENSE and he knows it.

What's the meaning of "we are all Nigerians and we feel the impact?

He's a Minister in Nigeria. Allocations to the Ministry is his own personal slush fund. Yet he's pretending to share the plights of Nigerians who make #30,000 per month.

Funny man.

EFCC is a joke.

Nothing is more DANGEROUS than a simple man.

The pussified man and the EVIL stepmother ganged up on a 9-year old and beat her to death.

I cannot wrap my head around this. The excuse of witchcraft is just DUMB. A 9-year old child DEFINITELY has nothing to do with witchcraft.

Also it's high time we implemented EUGENICS in Nigeria. People like this should NEVER be allowed to have children. Same goes for people who give out their kids as houseboys/girls.

Women today fuuuci anything that RESEMBLES an erection.

So it's a RESOUNDING yesss! Get a DNA test before you even do naming ceremony.

You are raising another man's son when you have NONE of your own?

You are a real man.

Idiiots can NEVER hide. They'll always ANNOUNCE their stupidity.

Shariah laws have been implemented in SEVERAL Northern States in Nigeria YET the shittiest parts of this shithole are in the North.

Common sense suggests Shariah Law is nothing but a joke used by hypocrites who PRETEND to be pious.

#200,000,000+ for a nameless singer?

Just say you want to kill him.

Clowns!

You'll smoke and wash it down with alcohol meanwhile you've NEVER done a medical checkup in your life. This is the end result.

Not a Nigerian thing. It's corporate culture.

Kissing ass, backbiting and backstabbing is the norm EVERYWHERE. There's a whole community on reddit called "antiwork" that's devoted to stuff like this.

The degree of fakeness, artificial cheerfulness and counterfeit camaraderie is unbearable for anyone with even a little self respect.

You have to tolerate NONSENSE. And take bullshit from your boss. Even if your boss is incompetent and a nepptism hire.

Best thing is to get a little capital and start something for yourself. Or learn to kiss ass like you were born to do it.

Choice is yours.

Go to a hospital. Stop gambling with your health.

The heart of the average Nigerian is full of UNDISTILLED evil. It brims with evil so PURE the devil is envious.

Imagine the wickedness. Customers are already buying the petrol at an INFLATED price YET the wicked attendants want them to buy USELESS meatpies. Further investigation will probably reveal that the price of the meatpies bave been JACKED UP too.

Yet the attendants will return home and bitch about corrupt politicians.

Fact is the average Nigerian is MORE corrupt and wicked than the average Nigerian politician. Only difference is in scale and scrutiny.

NEVER put yourself in a position where you are desperate for something from a Nigerian. It's a TERRIBLE position to be in.

It's funny when women that look like badly-made EBA think they have a choice when it comes to marriage.

This one should be grateful if any man looks at her twice.

Nigerian girls are vampires that are EVER-READY to suck you dry.

It's so BAD that their fellow women are now calling out the leeches.