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Business › Re: Increased Demand For Dollar Causes Naira To Depreciate To 1,420/$ by Namaster: 9:53am On Apr 26, 2024
Tinubu did not understand the meaning of floating the Naira before they implemented it. The ARTIFICIAL Naira appreciation in the past few weeks is simply because the CBN had been furnishing BDCs with dollars at absurd rates.

Now that they've been called out for depleting the Foreign Reserves by trying to defend the Naira, they've cut back a little and Naira is finding its real baseline.

Fun fact: it's NOT there yet. The exchange rate will get worse.
Romance › Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Namaster: 8:59pm On Apr 25, 2024
Elzazzi:
Please what’s the meaning of to run a train ?
Does it mean men gangbanging her at a spot ? Lol
It's a bit different from gangbanging. In gangbanging, MULTIPLE dicks are inside the girl at the same time. One is shoved down her throat. Another in the vagina. And another inside the anus.

But running a train is basically the picture in the original post MINUS the idiot holding flowers. Several men lining up to RAM a single pussy.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets With Netherlands Prime Minister, Mark Rutte In The Hague by Namaster: 8:38pm On Apr 25, 2024
Dude is out there hawking lithium while Nigeria is yet to benefit from the proceeds of its crude oil.

I bet the lithium mines in Nigeria are already owned by him and his cronies.
Celebrities › Re: 'Pity Men': Williams Uchemba Laments Outfits Women Wear To The Gym by Namaster: 8:33pm On Apr 25, 2024
What is this one saying?

What should they wear to the gym?

Jalabia and hijab?

Most women wear clothes that are specifically designed for mobility to gym.

This is the kind of guy that'll say a woman deserved to be raped because of the clothes she was wearing.

Focus on why you are in the gym. Do your reps and sets and geddifok!
Romance › Re: Don’t Be A Nobody!!! by Namaster: 8:31pm On Apr 25, 2024
Great lesson for a stupid man.
Romance › Re: Guys Don't be a Retirement Plan for any Baddie! by Namaster: 8:17pm On Apr 25, 2024
My jaw dropped the day I learnt the meaning of "run a train". Especially because it came from a woman describing her experience.

Another disgusting phrase is "hoe phase". They say it like it's similar to a kid that loves to suck his thumbs. Like it's something they outgrow.

But it's just NONSENSE! Nothing like "hoe phase". You are just a HOE. Period.

By the way, this issue of using men for retirement plans is why women get TRIGGERED by men who go for younger women.

They FREAK OUT when men their age (30s and 40s) avoid them like a GIANT pothole in the middle of an express road and go for young, fresh and nubile women.

Some with THREE-DIGIT body counts and DOUBLE-DIGIT abortions still fill entitled to a "responsible and god-fearing man".

Makes me laugh. Until I see simple men entertaining these walking-talking icons of sexual depravity.
Romance › Re: Lady Marries Photo Of Lover Who Claimed To Be Too Busy For Wedding(photos) by Namaster: 7:51pm On Apr 25, 2024
Desperate times, desperate measures.
Business › Re: BDC Blames P2P For Naira Depreciation Wants CBN To Take Action by Namaster: 7:46pm On Apr 25, 2024
The criminal BDCs are fleecing GULLIBLE Cardoso and his rudderless CBN.

They receive dollars at a CHEAP rate from CBN and hoard it. Then turn around to blame P2P.

ALL of them are criminals!
Family › Re: 'How My Mother Burns My Travel Documents'- Nigerian Man Recounts by Namaster: 7:36pm On Apr 25, 2024
Women are DEMONS. Nigerian women are at the top of the demonic hierarchy.

Only a woman would RUIN the life of her 15-year old son just for hissing at her.

A woman with even a LITTLE power is always EAGER to trample, belittle and rubbish those under her.

They are callous and RUTHLESS and ever-ready to ruin a life.
Romance › Re: Men After Sex This Is What You Realize by Namaster: 6:02pm On Apr 25, 2024
Post-nut clarity is a bitch.

It'll hit you like a Dangote trailer at high speed. You'll start to calculate how much you've spent and how your left hand could have bought you a bag of rice.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Bans Men From Getting Passports, Tells EU To Deport Its Men by Namaster: 5:56pm On Apr 25, 2024
Men are being FORCED to die for their country YET everyone is keeping mum. One country is even EAGER to send men to their death and they feel justified.

NO feminist coalition or group is advocating for EQUALITY in Ukraine and for Ukrainian women. No one is YELLING misogyny up and down on Twitter.

What a bunch of double-standard-loving HYPOCRITES!
Romance › Re: How Will You Feel If Your Girlfriend Bleep Someone After You Guys Just Broke Up by Namaster: 3:15pm On Apr 25, 2024
Same way I feel when my Uber driver picks up another passenger after I get off.
Events › Re: Congratulations And Happy Birthday, My Dearest Wife by Namaster: 7:23am On Apr 25, 2024
Why does your kid look SURPRISED everytime?
Nairaland General › Re: Eight Years Old Left With Swollen Eyes And Hands After She Was Assaulted . by Namaster: 7:07am On Apr 25, 2024
"OTHER PEOPLE’S CHILDREN IN YOUR CARE ARE YOUR CHILDREN. TREAT THEM AS YOURS..."

NONSENSE mentality like this is why kids become victims at the hands of WICKED people.

Your children are ONLY yours. Don't have kids if you cannot take care of them. Nobody is going to treat your kids like it's theirs.

The natural wickedness in the average Nigerian will ALWAYS leak out at some point.

There is no SANE reason for an 8-year old kid to be handed over to an aunt.

Women are EXTREMELY evil when it comes to dealing with kids that are not theirs. They may nurture their own biological kids but they'll gladly NUKE a kid under their power that's not theirs.

Keep your kid with you! Please!

If you cannot afford to raise kids, get a carton of condoms. And use it!

By the way, why is the name and picture of the abuser NOT plastered all over the post?
Business › Re: Abuja Chinese Supermarket Owner Appears Before FCCPC, Store Reopened by Namaster: 9:27pm On Apr 24, 2024
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"...we went to the commission today and all the issues have been resolved..."

This is why they fuuuck with Nigerians even in Nigeria. The corruption is so PALPABLE they know that they can get away with ANYTHING.

In this shitty country, ANYTHING can be resolved with a fat enough envelope.

This issue of BLATANT discrimination against Nigerians was not investigated for up to 3 days YET FCCPC has declared it resolved and unsealed the criminal supermarket to continue with its discrimination.

ZERO consequences!

A real shame.
Romance › Re: Viral Bridesmaid Releases Phone Numbers Of Men Trying To Hookup With Her (Video) by Namaster:
Some men are so horrrny they become STUPID.

This girl is NOT fine or beautiful. She has a HORSEY face that's buried under SEVERAL layers of makeup.

Plus, that bra is doing the work of a PILLAR. Pushing up and holding aloft things that are more humble than a poor man looking to borrow money.

Remove the bra and those breasts would be rolling on the floor like someone sharing testimony at a Chosen crusade.

Men need to respect themselves MORE. You don't give attention or validation to a random woman. Especially if she looks like THAT.
Phones › Re: Voicenote On Whatsapp Is The Worst Invention by Namaster: 7:41pm On Apr 24, 2024
I hate that shiit like shiit.

Some people are so STUPID that they'll send you a VN from inside a party venue. Really grinds my gears.

Like if I wanted to hear your frog voice, I'd give you a call. But I don't and that's why I'm texting you.

Whenever someone does that NONSENSE with me, I warn them IMMEDIATELY to never send me a VN. If they persist, I block them and delete their number.

Thought I was the only one that dislikes that shiit.
Properties › Re: Room Self For Rent At Folaagoro Yaba by Namaster: 6:03pm On Apr 24, 2024
Thief wants 50% of rent as agency fees.
Education › Re: 'You Want To Fight, I Will Give You Fight'- Fearless Boy Stands Up To Bully by Namaster: 3:13pm On Apr 24, 2024
This is how to deal with bullies.

The only power bullies have is the timidity of their victims.

Even if the bully is bigger than The Rock and you have the body of Wizkid, let him know that you are ready to fight him.

He cannot hit you without getting hit. They only pick on people who donyhit back. Hit them when they hit you and they'll run faster than Nigeria Police at the sight of armed men.
TV/Movies › Re: Pix:dstv Plans Another Price Increment Stated For May 1st,my Question Is Why?? by Namaster: 3:11pm On Apr 24, 2024
Who still uses DSTv?
Celebrities › Re: Mohbad Acknowledged That Child As His Own,under The Law,he Is The Father - Lawye by Namaster: 1:49pm On Apr 24, 2024
Charge and hail lawyer spewing NONSENSE to justify paternity fraud.

I hope her husband is watching because dude might end up raising a bastard.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Says Nothing Will Be Left In Israel If It Dares To Attack Iranian Territory by Namaster:
Scared Iran that basically presented its asshole for Israel to Bleep while acting like nothing happened.

Iran's military is more powerful than Israel's on paper. But there is no denying that Iran is scared shiitless of Israel.

Seems like Jews have figured out how to MUZZLE Muslims:

You have to be more TERRIBLE than them. More EAGER for violence than them.

Israel has been using that formula for decades and it seems to be working wonders.

In fact, other countries should take a cue from Israel's methods.
Politics › Re: EFCC: Yahaya Bello's Supporters Performing Rituals To Prevent His Arrest (Video) by Namaster:
This is why Nigeria will ALWAYS remain a shithole.

No matter how terrible a politician is. No matter how much he embezzles. No matter how much pain and suffering he brings upon the masses, there are still people who will support him and praise him. And even defend him.

Sometimes these people are paid. Sometimes they are just plain STUPID.
Family › Re: Lady Shares Dad’s Reaction As She Uses His Head To Stretch Her Wig by Namaster: 9:14am On Apr 24, 2024
Dad looks like a MILF.

grin

Fathers will do anything for their kids.
Family › Re: Is My Next Big Step Going To Be Bad? Advice Needed by Namaster: 9:02am On Apr 24, 2024
She disrespects you, disregards your opinions and verbally ABUSES you. You take shiit from her that she NEVER takes from you.

I've got news for you:

Women RARELY let men like you impregnate them.

Add her naiveté to how she treats you and that makes her a PRIME candidate for cheating. Cyances are high one or both of your kids are NOT yours. Plus, accusing you of cheating because of her ITCHY vagina may be her way of PROJECTING her wayward ways onto you.

Find money to get DNA tests for both of her daughters. Comfirm whether they are yours or not.

But whatever the result of the paternity tests, you need to LEAVE her IMMEDIATELY. Send her packing if it's your house.

She's not fucking you. She lashes out at you and STEAL your peace of mind.

These actions are bad enough. But they are NOT the worst thing she's done to you. No, siree!

The WORST is that she deliberately HINDERS your ability to father another child which is something you desire.

She doesn't Bleep you. And your morals won't let you Bleep another person while married.

The solution is simple:

Kick the biitch OUT!
Education › Re: Sex Scandal: UNN Suspends Mfonobong Udoudom Indefinitely, Launches Probe by Namaster: 7:30am On Apr 24, 2024
Imagine the audacity. He teaches a USELESS general studies course that's little more than civic education and common sense. YET the randy idiot is swinging his diick in the face of students and threatening to fail them unless they Bleep.him.

Very useless man.
Politics › Re: Software Engineer Bags Life Imprisonment For Raping Minor On Children’s Day by Namaster: 7:25am On Apr 24, 2024
Domaining101:
Life imprisonment for what? Someone should ask the girl how she dressed to warrant the rape because most of these small Children of nowadays now carry things that are far bigger than their age, things that mature girls wish they had, that's what these children carry up and down and some of them dress anyhow. Life imprint is a no no for me because what is id the girl was not well dressed?
Another rapist!

How can a 13-year old kid dress to justify being raped by a USELESS 32-year old man.

You are a DISGUSTING rapist and the reason why sentences like this should be the norm.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youths To Stage Protest Over Unemployment, Increase In Fuel Price by Namaster: 6:40am On Apr 24, 2024
It's WAY overdue.
Politics › Re: Emefiele Printed ₦‎684.5 Million With ₦‎18.9 Billion - EFCC Says In Fresh Charge by Namaster: 6:39am On Apr 24, 2024
Only in Nigeria.

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