₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,255 members, 8,430,044 topics. Date: Friday, 19 June 2026 at 07:06 PM

Toggle theme

Namaster's Posts

Nairaland ForumNamaster's ProfileNamaster's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 (of 102 pages)

HealthRe: Four UK Health Workers Jailed For Abusing Elderly Patient by Namaster: 6:01pm On Dec 15, 2023
Got what they deserved.
FamilyRe: Married Women Must Lurrn The Hard Way, My Crashed Marriage Story by Namaster: 4:50pm On Dec 15, 2023
Dumb man forming macho.
PoliticsRe: CJN Ariwoola Appoints Younger Brother, Adebayo, As new auditor for NJC by Namaster: 11:00am On Dec 15, 2023
If you ask them now, they'll tell you it's grace and hardwork. grin

Tinubu and APC have ushered in an era of wicked abuse of power and contempt of the law. Anyone is free to misbehave as long as they remain loyal to Tinubu and his caucus.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Announces Plans To End Food Insecurity In Nigeria by Namaster:
Dumb!

A lot of jargons with nothing concrete. Things like "climate-smart agricultural practices" and "sustainable land management techniques" mean absolutely NOTHING.

They are buzzwords used for the benefit of foreign countries/organisations with the hope of borrowing or seeking aids. Of course, the end goal is for Tinubu and his goons to loot the funds.

How to solve food insecurity in Nigeria in just 3 points:

1. Eliminate all herdsmen/bandits trespassing on farmlands:

This is a big point. All herdsmen who trespass should have all their cattle sold and paid as reparations to the farm owners. Plus, the useless herders need to be jailed for at least 27 years.

Nigeria is not a country with a lot of large agricultural companies who service the local markets. Large agricultural companies often export their products.

It's the small and midsize farmers who service the local market. They need to be protected. Not scared away from their farmlands.


2. Uproot all terrorists/bandits imposing taxes on farming villages:

Find 'em and hang 'em.

Impose illegal taxes, you die. Farmers should not live under the malicious influence of criminals.

3. Provide material assistance and training directly to farmers:

For instance, seeds, equipments and fertilizers could be provided DIRECTLY to the farmers. The process should be free from corruption and the influence of criminals.

There! Problem solved and I didn't even need the help of slavering sycophants.
RomanceRe: As Long As Sex Is Sweet, People Will Keep Having It by Namaster: 9:35pm On Dec 14, 2023
Sex is NOTHING.

It's basic human instinct. Bleep as much as you want.

But for mess's sake, don't have kids if you are broke.
We have more than enough useless people in the world already.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Supreme Court About To Send Trump To Jail by Namaster: 7:21pm On Dec 14, 2023
Trump is a white male billionaire who is EXTREMELY famous.

Add to that, he's a former president of the most powerful country in the world.

He's NOT going to jail.

It doesn't even matter how many times he's convicted, he's not going to spend a day in jail.
NYSCRe: Chaos At NYSC Abuja Camp: Alleged Assault By Commandant On Corps Members by Namaster: 4:27pm On Dec 14, 2023
Kill NYSC now!
PoliticsRe: Economic Reforms: Nigerians Under Poverty Line Rise To 104m — World Bank by Namaster: 4:19pm On Dec 14, 2023
Tinubu is dumber than wet clay.

Nigeria is not Lagos. Lagos is a single self-sufficient entity located in a great place. On the other hand, Nigeria consists of 36 states where more than 30 of those are practically beggars.

The sudden and total removal of subsidy is dumb. To do so and depreciate the Naira by more than 100% is pure wickedness.

He wants to unify the exchange rates without providing a sustainable and consistent inflow of foreign exchange.

He knows zilch about macroeconomics. And he's surrounded himself with greedy sycophants whose appointments are mere rewards for their loyalty to Tinubu.

Tinubu is a MONUMENTAL miss.
RomanceRe: Married Ex...keep Sending Me Sexy Pictures by Namaster: 1:17pm On Dec 14, 2023
It's not enough NOT to Bleep a married woman. Screenshot her messages and send it to her husband.

Let him know he's married to a prostitute.

If she's doing it with you, she's doing it with others.
RomanceRe: Nigerians, I Have Finally Concluded. It's Over [Picture] by Namaster: 9:13am On Dec 14, 2023
Babaibeji2020:
What's "backbullet"?🤔
Backstabbing, but with more sugar.
RomanceRe: What More Should A Nigerian Girl Bring To The Table? (PHOTO) by Namaster: 7:31pm On Dec 13, 2023
10mobile:
I'm not happy with those who talk ill of our Nigerian girls because our girls are the most sexy and beautiful all over the world.

For example, look at this photo and tell me what else you want our girls to bring to the table. Be honest as a Nigerian man.

Ladies don't comment. Just watch.
Nothing is more disgusting than a big boobs without the support of a powerful bra.

Let this one get naked and you'll burn that table just to get rid of the feeling of disgust that follows.
RomanceRe: Nigerians, I Have Finally Concluded. It's Over [Picture] by Namaster: 7:23pm On Dec 13, 2023
Check out BackBullet.

It's been turned into water and a boatload of sugar.
RomanceThe DUMBEST SH1T You'll Read On The Internet In 2023 by Namaster(op): 3:32pm On Dec 13, 2023
This:

https://www.nairaland.com/7939242/why-women-leave-husbands-abroad

Every sentence is dumber than the last. The more you read, the dumber it gets. At a point you'll assume it CAN'T possibly get dumber, then BAAAM! poster raises the dumbness to power 10.

It's a poorly reasoned pile of rubbish.

Basically, he reasons that Nigerian women leave the husband that sponsored them abroad because the husbands are not "alpha" enough.

What a load of BULLSHXT!

Context:

In the UK, 42% of all marriages end in divorce. And the wife initiates the divorce 62% of the time.

At 50% divorce rate, the stats look even grimmer in the US. In the US, a whooping 70% of the divorce are initiated by the wife.

Put another way:

An overwhelming majority of all divorces in the West are initiated by the wife.

The dumb post would have us believe that ALL these men were not "Alpha" enough.

Keep in mind that these men are generally more handsome, richer and have more status than their African immigrant counterparts. Yet, even their marriages did not survive.

Why?

Because Western society is a gynocentric society. These countries allow women to brutally take advantage of men when it comes to marriage and divorce.

For instance, you'd be legally mandated to split with a woman the value of a house you bought before you even met her.

There are states in the US where the husband is mandated to pay LIFETIME alimony to his ex-wife.

Alimony anywhere is basically free money.

As long as there is free money to be had, divorce rate in the West will remain high.

Who doesn't like free money?

NOW, take an average Nigerian woman with her greedy mentality to such countries.
What do you suppose would happen?

If your Nigerian wife leaves you, here's what she gets;

1. Enough alimony/spousal support to afford a decent life.
2. Child support if you have any.
3. HALF of all your savings and other asset.
4. In some cases, you also pay for her divorce lawyer. In other words, you pay to get bleeped and then you pay a monthly subscription for the privilege of getting bleeped.

She gets ALL that money and she doesn't have to do a thing.

Again, who doesn't like free money?

There is the added benefit of posturing as a "struggling but strong and independent single mother" on social media while using your child support and alimony to live a soft life.

Another dumb thing about the post:

He stated that a small 17-year old boy could slap you at work and your only response would be "yes, sir".

He said that's because Western society regards black men as second class citizen or such and that does not allow them to be "Alpha" enough.

So dumb!

Ask the author of that dumb thread this because I cannot abide that degree of dumb:

What calibre of men does he think are capable of sponsoring a whole family abroad?

These are likely skilled workers or accomplished entrepreneurs. Either way, that scenario is highly unlikely.

NOW, in the unlikely event that it does happen. You as a black man got slapped by a 17-year old white kid.

Guess what?

You are in a sane society. Physical assault, no matter the victim, gets punished. You can rest assured that the stupid kid would be punished.

He may not get as severe a punishment as the black man would if the situation was reversed, but he'd be punished nonetheless.

They have "juvies" for a reason. That's basically a prison for minors.

Also, you don't have to waste your mental bandwidth planning to "treat his Bleep up" or expend your energy to beat him yourself.


So many dumb points in that post but I'll stop here.
RomanceRe: My Soposed Wife Just Gave Me A Shocker Of 2023 by Namaster: 1:30pm On Dec 13, 2023
Do a DNA test on your kid(s).

To men:

Only fools don't check their /GF/wife's phone.

Privacy is a USELESS excuse. If you can grab her by the pussy, you can grab her phone. ALSO, you should be EXTREMELY concerned if she thinks her phone is more PRIVATE than her literal private parts.

Accusations of jealousy or insecurity is NONSENSE. Even if you are jealous and insecure, your partner should GLADLY do her part to alleviate your jealousy or insecurity.

ALWAYS CHECK HER PHONE.

Do it at random intervals. But do it consistently. Be sure she doesn't have another phone either.

OP, good of you to trust your instincts.
PoliticsRe: Powerful Nigerians Responsible For Kidnapping, Banditry, Illegal Mining – FG by Namaster: 10:36pm On Dec 12, 2023
Dumb man saying dumb sh1t.

The FG is an agency of the Nigerian People. It literally represents 200 million people with all the powers that come with it.

For clarification, the FG has control of the Military. That includes Army, Navy and the Airforce. It also has the power to seek military aids from its foreign allies.

Yet, the group of idiots in charge would NOT even put a name to identified criminals.

PUBLIC ENEMIES are being protected by the people in power.
PoliticsRe: Bombing Of Kaduna Residents Decided By God Else It Wouldn’t Have Happened -Tinub by Namaster: 9:29pm On Dec 11, 2023
Can we stone him now?
RomanceRe: I Refused To Kill My Chicken Because Of Her Friends by Namaster:
The solution is simple.

Fixate on one of her friends.

Specifically, one that looks like your GF but better in some way. Maybe, bigger boobs or ass than your girl.

Here's what you'll do:

1. Pick the girl. Let's call her Blessing.

2. On a Sunday like this, call your GF and tell her to invite Blessing that you're cooking Jollof Rice.

3. When they come, focus your attention on Blessing. Ask about her work/studies.

4. Ask Blessing about her boyfriend.

5. Make comments like "fine girl like you must have a lot of guys disturbing you for relationship", "your future husband is very lucky" etc

6. Call your GF at random times JUST to ask AFTER Blessing. For instance, ask your GF whether she knows who Blessing is dating. Ask your GF whether she knows what Blessing earns or how well she's doing in school if Blessing is a student.

7. Occasionally mention to yourgirlfriend how Blessing used to be "your type". When she asks "am I not your type?". Tell her she's your type NOW. Blessing was your type in the past.

8. Call your GF and ask her to "greet Blessing for you".

9. Call your GF to invite her to lunch/dinner at your place. But also tell her to invite Blessing when she's coming.

10. IF your GF uploads a picture of herself with Blessing, give your GF a little complement then GUSH over Blessing. Start complementing individual parts of Blessing from head to toe.

This strategy will achieve 1 or more of 4 Whicresults:

1. Your GF gets sense and stop inviting her friends to your place.

2. Blessing gets uncomfortable around you and she doesn't come to your place.

3. Blessing falls for you and you get yourself an additional pussy.

4. Your GF leaves you.

Whichever one it is, the nonsense STOPS.
RomanceRe: Women Are The Evil Men Can't Live Without! by Namaster: 3:13pm On Dec 10, 2023
Back to the topic.

I will not call them "necessary". Unless you want kids.

That being said, women are emotional vampires. Every interaction you have with them will leave you drained.

The longer you are exposed to them, the more you are drained. You don't even have to be in a relationship with them for that to happen. It just does.

Minimize your interaction with female acquaintances. Give succinct response and move along.

If you don't have a relationship with them and they are not your colleagues, don't allow them to drain you.

In relationship, set STRICT rules with DEFINITE repercussions.

For instance:

You nag/complain, you LEAVE.

Something is bothering you but rather than talking it out, you start acting like a witch. You LEAVE.
RomanceRe: Women Are The Evil Men Can't Live Without! by Namaster: 3:00pm On Dec 10, 2023
Bliss52:
Men and Women can be evil.
Not the same.

The evil that men do manifests in ways that can be LEGALLY punished. On the other hand, women inflict pains and do evil deeds that are RARELY illegal.

For instance, a man who beats his wife can be charged with assault and jailed.

A woman who f.ucks the gateman of her husband on her matrimonial bed would act like nothing happened after being sent out. That's if the husband has the guts.
RomanceRe: Why Invite Me On A Date When You Want To Split The Bill- Nigerian Woman Rages by Namaster: 9:24pm On Dec 08, 2023
This is the way. grin
PoliticsRe: I Still Support Tinubu, Even With Is Unfavorable Policies by Namaster: 9:21pm On Dec 08, 2023
You are not special. People worship the devil.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Constables Who Demanded Money From Dutch Rider In Oyo by Namaster: 9:18pm On Dec 08, 2023
Useless criminals doing eye service
CrimeRe: How I Was Kidnapped By A Someone I Met On Jiji Online Marketplace by Namaster: 6:58pm On Dec 08, 2023
Franzinni:
That is why I so much hate the Nigerian psych... In developed nations they can find a person from a single finger print but in Nigeria they can't trace the movement of money with all the PhD holders in our financial sector... It's an unmistakable SHAME!!!
Nigeria is a sh.it show. Nothing works.

It's why successful, skilled professionals in Nigeria would gladly sell of their assets just to start from square one in a functioning society.

Japa is not all about hustle or whatever.

People also Japa to live in a society where they wouldn't be kidnapped and security agents would be looking like morons.
CrimeRe: How I Was Kidnapped By A Someone I Met On Jiji Online Marketplace by Namaster:
Very bad.

Here's some things you can do to protect yourself in the future:

1. NEVER allow a third party into your business transactions. ALWAYS insist on dealing directly with whoever wants to hire you. Internalise the fact that you are NOT an employee. You are self-employed. Set rules and insist on them. The rubbish about their "boys" picking you needs to stop TODAY.

2. ALWAYS take pictures of the vehicles that come to pick you up. Be very obvious about this. ALSO, be sure that the plate number and VINs are included in the pictures.

3. FORWARD the pictures to a relative/friend with a brief explanation of why you're doing so.

4. NEVER ignore your intuition. Intuition/gut is your subconscious picking up cues that you'd typically ignore. Your subconscious picked up the fact that something was amiss but you RATIONALIZED it away. NEVER do that again.

5. CONSIDER taking on an apprentice and have him come with you to sites.

BONUS POINT:

You should begin to insist that prospective clients give accurate description of their sites. Let them also provide pictures. You could chuck it up to needing it to help you assess the project.

Back to OPAY/PALMPAY, they are criminal enterprises. Anyone could open an unverified account with a fake name and use it for full transactions.

WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THE KIDNAPPERS
If you have the money to spare, you could still do something about the kidnappers.

For example:

1. You have the number of "Chief Donatus" who called you from Jiji. That number is likely linked to an NIN. A court order would compel his service provider to release the details.

2. Same thing could be done about the OPAY/PALMPAY number used to receive the ransom.

3. Another court order could also compel OPAY/PALMPAY to reveal transactions carried out by the number used to collect the ransom. This will show where the money was transferred.

4. POST both numbers on Nairaland, Facebook and whatever social media you use. Share links to this thread too.

In a society that works, these things would have been done without you financing them. But this is Nigeria.

Finally, sorry about the trauma you went through.
RomanceRe: How The Top 10 Richest Women In The World Got Their Wealth by Namaster(op): 3:16pm On Dec 08, 2023
GloriousGbola:
If you are really trying to prove a point then you should also Google wealthiest self made women billionaires.





Also surprising that you a black man does not know about cj walker.

America and maybe the worlds first female millionaire. A person who made it there in spite of being born a slave.

You live in Nigeria where we all saw Linda ikeji become a billionaire in real time. From her camry to her murano to range rover to banana island.

Stop this nonsense and focus on yourself.

This is you



Just substitute lowest man with best woman.
Stop acting dumb.

The post is titled Top 10 Richest Women in the World. With ZERO qualifiers.

Whatever point you think I'm trying to prove already proves itself.
PropertiesRe: NIGERIA: The Real Estate Bubble About To Burst by Namaster: 1:38pm On Dec 08, 2023
Facts.

Most people who can afford to buy real estates at these choking prices would rather leave the country.
RomanceRe: What Do You See In This Picture by Namaster: 11:15pm On Dec 07, 2023
What men think for better, for worse is

VS

What it REALLY is.
PoliticsRe: "If You Have N1m Run Away From Nigeria" -Tinubu Supporter Advocates For Japa by Namaster: 11:10pm On Dec 07, 2023
Where is he going with less than $1000?
RomanceRe: Abeg, Na Who Carry My Name Go Shiloh? by Namaster: 11:08pm On Dec 07, 2023
Check the USD/NGN exchange rate and let me know if you are still thinking about marriage.
RomanceRe: Lesson Learnt From The Late19 Year Old Guy That Paid 50k For Two Round by Namaster: 11:01pm On Dec 07, 2023
The 50K is not even the problem. It's the drugs.

Only a fool takes drugs to Bleep. Least of all, to Bleep a hookup girl.

A hookup girl has likely bleeped a bigger dick than yours. She has bleeped a more skillful fu.cker than you. She has bleeped a person that lasts longer than you.

No amount of drugs will change any of that.

The only thing you need to care about is YOUR satisfaction. Even if that happens in just 2 secs.

Taking dangerous drugs and mysterious agbo to Bleep a hookup girl is just dumb.
CrimeRe: A Twenty-six-year-old Traditional Healer Was Allegedly Raped By Her Male Client by Namaster: 10:58pm On Dec 07, 2023
This is funny.

The man has no fear of the gods. Also, when did the gods start home delivery like Jumia?

Anyway, jail the rapist. Rape is one of those crimes that shouldn't happen in 2023. Sex is super cheap EVERYWHERE. Masturbation is another option.
RomanceRe: How The Top 10 Richest Women In The World Got Their Wealth by Namaster(op): 10:47pm On Dec 07, 2023
Fountainofyouth:
How old are these women for you to compare them with feminists that didn't even exist in their time?

Why not call out self made billionaires like Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift and so many other young female billionaires of today who are presently championing feminism at their prime, you lily livered orangutan that knows nothing except to yap spittle about feminists and ladies generally that aren't the cause of the downfall of your country thanks to the old brainless hags called leaders.
Du.mb girl.

Here's a link to one of the first written works on Feminism:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declaration_of_the_Rights_of_Woman_and_of_the_Female_Citizen

It was written in 1791.

That you heard about Feminism in 2020 does not mean that's when it started.

ALSO, 5 minutes of googling would have prevented you from embarrassing yourself on a public forum.

Your data is not meant for lurking on the Instagram page of Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift alone.

By the way, you need to grow up and grow sense. The post is about the Top 10 Richest Women in the World. Not rich women.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 (of 102 pages)