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DUMB question!

Women don't marry for dick. It's FOOLISH men who get married because of the promise of unrestricted access to pussy.

Understand this:

Women NEVER marry for dick. They can get that anywhere ANYTIME. They marry for status and resources.

A WEALTHY eunuch could EASILY marry 5 women and all of them would sing his praises as the epitome of a "real man".

They will be happy to marry him and have their fill of dicks from somewhere else. Most likely, an ex boyfriend.

This is real life.

Atiku is BAD LUCK EXTRAORDINAIRE. Losing is his hobby.

But the way Tinubu is dealing with Nigerians, I'll not be surprised if he becomes a one-term President.

"The soldiers accused us of being collaborators with ISWAP. They imposed a curfew and warned that anyone who ventured outside would be killed. They intend to conduct house-to-house searches."

Tinubu has lost control of the USELESS Military. They act like cultists and MURDER civilians with glee.

Instead of hunting and facing ACTUAL terrorists with guns, they'd rather lock down and terrorise unarmed civilians under the guise of "investigation".

They act like Rambo when it's time to INTIMIDATE civilians and weep like BITCHES at first contact with terrorists.

That's pure MADNESS!

Why would any state government pay half a BILLION Naira per month just for the Military to do a job they were already getting paid to do.

Pure MADNESS!

Greedy and entitled. A TERRIBLE combination.

Grandpa gave them uppercut from beyond the grave with that £50. Then the Judge finished them with a £220K damages against them.

Instead of taking the £50 and the lesson it teaches, their greed and entitlement drove them into fighting for money that does NOT belong to them.

Now, they'll spend the rest of their lives paying off the consequences of their foolishness.

Love it!

Chop off his head.

Imagine the effrontery. China has MORE women than THREE times the population of the whole Nigeria.

Yet this racists idiot choose to kill a Nigerian woman for rejecting his Asian dick.

Chop off the head. And close the USELESS Company.

Oga, stop disturbing Doctors and start saving for DNA test.

"This guy" is a FOOL.

This is the kind of disrespect that manifests when a man has ZERO respect for himself.

Your GF is CONSTANTLY on the phone with another man and she's still "your GF".

That's just NONSENSE!

Men, listen to this:

When it comes to romantic relationship, be like the Old Testament God. Be jealous as Bleep. Mete out DEADLY and SWIFT punishments for disobedience, disrespect and failure to comply.

See how God MURDERED the first born sons of an ENTIRE COUNTRY because they refused to listen. Adopt that strategy. It works.

Your GF misbehaves, she's the street's GF now.

Tolerate nonsense and become "this guy".

You shouldn't blame them. The post on FP left out a CRITICAL detail. Your original post did the same thing.

Both created a plot hole that needed to be filled. Given that it happened in Nigeria, the principle of Occam's Razor dictates that the hookup-gone-wrong explanation is not so far-fetched.

That said, RIP to the lady. Depression is as DEADLY as any physiological disease out there.

Her friends and families should have advised her to stay put wherever she was before coming back to Nigeria. They are more likely to be equipped to treat her than Nigerian institutions.

I said this before and I'll say it again:

By the time Tinubu is done with Nigeria, Nigerians will need government subsidy to breathe.

France seems to have their senses and dignity intact. Rest of them are spineless cowards dripping with hypocrisy.

First of all, I don't even have a problem with what Israel is doing to Hamas. The only way to deal with an enemy is to OBLITERATE them. That's what Israel is doing.

It takes RUTHLESSNESS and BRUTALITY to achieve that. Netanyahu supplies that in EXCESS.

Now the problem is that Israel, US, UK and their other allies keep insisting that Israel is a SAINT for doing EXACTLY what they've crucified other countries and their leaders for.

It's the height of hypocrisy.

This is Nigeria. The Government hopes to pray away poverty, insecurity and the myriads of problems dealing with Nigeria.

Hence, the #90B "investment" in Hajj.

Idiots like this boy are welcome to do what he did.

Fool didn't know the first thing about handling a gun YET he wanted to look "tough" by brandishing one.

I hate idiots.

US has made hypocrisy into an art form.

Yep. That's why I encourage people to get a dog. Dog's love is TRUE love.

Guardiola is an INCREDIBLE manager!

How he manages to MOTIVATE his players year after year of winning should be studied in business schools. Most managers would have lost their players to the complacency of constant success. Especially last year when they won 3 titles.

But not Pep. He keeps them HUNGRY. It's remarkable.

Another great thing about Guardiola is how he kept his team of star players COHESIVE. Under a lesser manager, the team would have FRACTURED with each star player doing their own thing. Case in point is PSG.

But not Guardiola. He made them a TEAM.

In fact, the man deserves a Knighthood for his contributions to English Football.

Sir Pep Guardiola.

The life of a woman is SUPER soft!

No one would think twice about a guy doing this
In fact, a shitload of guys already do this. One girl did it and BAAAM! she dan blow.

I'm pretty sure the half a MILLION Naira is just the beginning. Emmanuel has opened the floodgates for simple men.



Funniest thing is that the girl I see here does hookup as a side hustle.

Scammers on the altar.

"Divine Provision" but he needs it from another man's account.

The fact that the guy has been exposed as a CRIMINAL is not even the worst part. No siree!

The worst part is that after this is settled, his church would still have some SHEEPLES coming there.

Usyk is more likely to win. That guy is a killer.

He beat AJ twice and AJ KO'ed the guy that gave Fury a lot of problems.

Reminds me of those bumper stickers Christians LOOOVE so much:

"Saved to save."

But in this case, it's:

"Saved to be looted."

It's people who have NEVER been to the South East that get deceived by the tales of "billionaires" flooding everywhere.

Visit ANY eastern state and you'd realise it's the same shithole as the rest of Nigeria. But worse because housing is PROHIBITIVELY expensive since everybody is a "billionaire".

One agent in Enugu took me to an ABANDONED motel that was converted to a residential buildings. Each.room is a "self-contain apartment". No water but it goes for #250K per annum.

It's NONSENSE!

"A viral video seen by our correspondent on X on Saturday showed a multitude of civilians overpowering some soldiers during a free-for-all fight at Banex."

Say what you want about the North, they know how to deal with soldiers and police. Soldiers thought they were in the South where a single soldier can OPPRESS an entire community.

Misbehave in the North and collect your customised VAWULENCE.

Another verse says "you should NEVER say that you are being tested by God". Then another one INSISTS that "God will not allow you to be tested beyond what you can endure."

The Bible is rife with contradictions like that.

Stupid men will continue to fall for this scam. Their GFs will pressure them into marriage with the promise of "na you go tire for sex". And simple men fall for it EVERY time.

They think they'd be getting UNLIMITED sex in marriage. They are not. By marrying a girl for because of sex, they've succeeded in telling the girls that sex is a viable REWARD SYSTEM to get them to do what she wants.

You get sex when you send money to her mother. You don't get sex if you don't buy her the shoes she likes.

The wives use sex as a weapon because their idioot husbands have proven it to be effective.

It's INSANE that a pussy that's been shared more times than a sex video is now used to control a grown man.

For MEN:

The moment your wife or GF denies you sex is the moment the relationship ENDS.

Clean the wound with a disinfectant. Add hydrogen peroxide and bandage it.

You are her Daddy now.

It's the effrontery for me.

Someone interrupted my day because of #10K and atill had the nerve to get angry because I refused to play along with her DIMWITTED social media stunt.

Best be gone when I get home!

That's the kind of woman that lets an "influencer" dictate how she lives her life. A woman who has given her brain unlimited VACATION.

Irritates me.

"Delivering a ruling in the case that spanned four years, Justice Mohammed Liman found Adepoju guilty and sentenced her to a one-year jail term. She was, however, given an option of N100,000, in lieu of the jail
Reacting to the development in a post on X, Babatunde Irukera, a former director-general of FCCPC, said the case has strengthened the accountability framework for society and professionals."

What a joke!

A quack MURDERED a woman due to incompetence and she gets only a #100,000 fine. The ENTIRE life of a human being in Nigeria is less than $67.

What a fucking joke!

The phone was a "parting" gift.

The short answer is YES.

Long answer:

There are 2 major types of inflation in economics:

1. Cost-Push Inflation: when the cost of producing goods and services increases and the producers PASS the increases to the final consumers in the form of HIGHER prices.

This is the one that is currently DECIMATING Nigeria. For instance, farmers go to their farms at the cost of losing their lives, their wives and kids.

If they don't lose those, a LARGE chunk of their crops get destroyed by criminal herdsman and their cattles.

A farmer could plant on say 5 plots of land and only harvest crops from 3 plots while the rest get destroyed.

Since they don't want to go bankrupt, they give the market value of the 5-plot to a 3-plot harvest.

So customers end up paying MORE for LESS. Say hello to inflation.

This type of inflation is usually OVERLOOKED and disregarded when talking about inflation. That's why nobody is talking about fixing the security issues that cause this in Nigeria.

Which brings us to the next kind of inflation.

2. Demand-Pull Inflation: is the popular kind of inflation. It's the one everybody knows as inflation.

It's when there is an increase in consumers' purchasing power (e.g increase in minimum wage) that leads to an increase in demand for goods and services. But for some reasons, supply cannot keep up with demand.

End result is TOO MUCH money chasing TOO FEW goods. So people will pay MORE money to get the same quantity of goods or even for lesser quantities. Say hello to inflation.

This is the one that an increase in minimum wage compounds.

It gets WORSE because the 2 types of inflation are about to go nuclear at the same time. MORE money will enter the economy while NOTHING is being done to address the supply issue.

There will be nowhere for the additional money to go. It'll just keep floating around in the economy until inflation starts mopping it up.

These guys think they've gotten update. But in reality, it's the older women who got the new format.

Another one with a health problem.

They'll let the health sector in their states COLLAPSE then run to foreign countries to treat themselves. Meanwhile, the masses continue to die of small illnesses.

ZERO shame politicians.

Rather than admit they bleeped up local hospitals and ran abroad for treatments, they'd concoct tales that make no sense.