₦airaland Forum

Emyogalanya:
Chiwetalu agu comes in for osuofia. This will be classic. But why is sunny mac-don still same no replacement for him. And where is opuriche ahanna sister? And what about julius agwu's dad the politician that is always away. And that ahanna mum and her crimson red lipstick in osuofia house in lagos and her wierd make up in her next film (not movie o). And back to osuofia: ona abu oruo na abani nancy ana akpom lois! Lois na mu jide ya aka mu jide ya aka.
ichie : (to osuofia) kedu onye na akpo ibeya ? O diya lois ka ona akpo?
osuofia : mba mu nwa ka ona akpo lois na mu jide ya aka, ichie kam gwazie gi nancy dizikwa ime( nancy is pregnant.
if you guys think we have forgot this film ? Na lie

Funny enough, I can't remember anything about this flick. I am sure i watched it. I watched living in bondage, true confession and the whole gamut of movies that year. In fact true confession still strikes a chord in me. I am humming the soundtrack right now in my head
That's where I fell in love with the screen goddess, Liz Benson

I will like to see the original flick of rattle snake first before this remake.
Anyway, I have moved away from nollywood and their bullcrap. Except i am watching it with someone.
I prefer high-octane movies, the sort Jason statham dishes out.

duduade:
Look beyond the kiss and grow your business


Abi poverty is calling you ni..

But mind you

If you don't have a backup girl..start hunting for one.. Because obviously this your gf is not loyal two cents at all

My kind of advice. Grow yourself op and then bounce when you are solid.

uruba23:
Ogbeni do you know how much Lagos generate daily ,how does that amount to milking the state's coffers

Now I know you are truly terrible. You are talking about coffers, hwve you seen the living condition s of average lagosians. U are truly pathetic

Oldpikin:
I'm tall but I have a baba face and voice

I wish I had your gift.
I look way much older than my age. I cut the image of a CEO/Boss
If I enter a place, all eyes rivet to me and I used to get a lot of consideration because people see me as much more matured than my age.
Pls I am not bragging.
My colleagues used to joke that no security man dare turn us down in any organization we visit due to my look

Years to come and you will enjoy this gift

I actually understand his angle but he is wrong.
The bible was written in Hebrew( the latter verses I supposed) in Hebrew Jesus is Yeshua.
He is probably alluding the Yes hu a is the real mane of Jesus.
Anyway, that one concern am. Jesus actually works for me.
Let me goan research further

bolseas:
Plaintain and egg... not frittata... still cant do it.

I PM you

Our value truly differs

Arrewa:
stop lying to yourself!

The south east have nothing! I mean nothing without the food from the north.

Beans we bring you beans from the north!

Rice we bring you rice from the north forget that ebonyi audio rice that can't even feed a local government.

Tomatoes na we dey give una!

Goat meat... Do you know how many trailers of goat dey enter east per day?

Cow... Na we dey give una!

I just pray this country divide.

The east will surely be at receiving end!

You have no access to the sea!

You have no fertile land for Agriculture!

Erosion is ravaging the remaining land you have!

All you guys do is to cheast beat! And make mouth!

My Generation will teach the East how to respect the north!

Just pray we divide this country sooner... Cos it's not gonna funny in future!

I am a future governor and a future king maker!

I just pray we divide soon Sha... Cos if we don't.

It's not going to be funny!

Our fathers failed the north!

My Generation will never fail the north!

We shall make the north Great again

Trash....
Cotonou and Ghana can fill in.
Dumbo

ValCon888:
Even at 50 I will still marry her.
Evening newspaper be damned.

I tell you

biz2get:
Av.

Table still available?

CityHall:
LG red leather chair. For Office and Home Use.
I have just four(4) pieces left.

N2000 each.

Location: Ibadan.

DM/Call for 0806-212-4001.

Still available?

mannobi:
How these mumu politicians think we still don't know. Rather than borrow money all the time, why not slash the senators monthly take home by half and see if we won't be lending money to Ghana.
As for aishas husband sell the country finish and remember to collect receipts ok.

There are so many ways to raise money in this country but their wickedness will not allow them.
Cut excess wages of politicians, all those jumbo allowance and armies of PA and SA.
Turn Nigeria to a unicameral state. Reduces ministerial portfolio and MDAs. Why have EFCC and ICPC when they both do the same thing.
All looted funds should be recovered. The list is endless

It is so terrible the state warri has sunk into. Like the op, I am not an indigene, but was given birth to, and raised there.
It is a shame. When I was younger, I used to visit me dad's office along enerhen road. During break hours, you will see a troop of men coming out of several companies around that axis for lunch. The whole place was vibrant and bubbling with life.
Companies like Camco, Texaco, schlumberger, B+B etc. Today, that road is a ghost of itself.
Its painful.
I also blame the youth. Their incessant restiveness drove away all these companies. The government also failed too in provided needed security.
The one wey dey pain me pass na that one wey dey call himself road master, yet all the road don scstter finish. People like Uduaghan and Okowa should be stoned.
Lalasticlala

teabully:
he is not, he will be controlled by what sanwo olu described as forces beyond his control. This is mere disguise,

We shall never have a stooge or puppet again in Political offices.

He will not. Man is trying to save his skin. I got a whiff of the kind of person he is when bihari was in London. The pragmatic and bold steps he took spoke volume to discerning folks like us.
When you don't have absolute power, and surrounded by wolves and dragons, you bid your time.
Go and read up on Ivan the terrible and the boyars of Russia.
cc: boolet

Oblongata:
He was boyish and handsome too! The last film of his I watched was ‘the rock’ featuring Nicholas Cage

I fit watch that film reach 20 times. Knew almost all the wordings by now

Righteousness89:
THANK you My PRECIOUS DADDY!
Thank you Wonderful JESUS!!
Only GOD Could Have Made this Happen!!
All Glory, Honor and Thanks to The KING of kings!!

When the LORD turned again the captivity of Zion, we were like them that dream.

Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The LORD hath done great things for them.

I Believe the Sons of Belai , Scoffers and Haters of GOD who where Masturbating up and down because of Prayers made will Humble themselves and Submit to the ALMIGHTY CREATOR

Praise Jehovah. I prayed fervently for his release. I have never prayed for any boko haram kidnapped victim. This was my first. I don't knew what moved me to pray

Without opening thread, I know its my man macjebs

I had to control my laughter as I sat across the V.C of a Uni.
Op you almost put me for trouble

Maryjane001:
Yes it is still a new site. Badagry, Oko-afo side. Actually we v lived here for about a decade now and this burglary incidences started last year.
Although we have neighbors, my own house has been most targeted in the area. We hardly stay at home. My siblings go to school and come back in d evening. While I and my parents go to work and come back late at night.

Get a terrible dog and maybe CCTV.
If I be your dad, I for also include a remington 12 guage shotgun or my new crush the Winchester wildcat rifle i love that gun....light, flexible bullet arrangements and beautiful aesthetic.
By the time somebody collect bullet, fear no go allow them come again.
In summary, get a terrible dog

My heart bleeds

AnonymousRebec:
If he packs his talent, then he will join me to eat what I eat.

I wish you good luck then. Happy hunting for that type of guy

Sijo01:
Nobody should try this with Buhari o

Lol

AnonymousRebec:
I'm not a big fan of going to the market to buy food stuffs, neither am I a big fan of cooking. Maybe it's because I live alone.

Normally, I always make sure I have lots of healthy finger foods like apples, tangerine, banana, bread, groundnut, etc. Especially apples, I can buy about 3kg of apple in 2 weeks.

Then I always make sure I have macaroni, salad cream, tomatoes, carrots, eggs, and cabbage. I boil macaroni and eggs, slice the boiled egg, tomatoes, carrots, and cabbage inside the macaroni and add salad cream. I can eat like that for one week.
I order food sometimes or eat out other times. Sometimes I also eat microwave-able foods. Like the microwave-able pizza.

I don't enjoy cooking alot and for this reason, I do more of boiling than frying. I prefer to boil egg, yam, rice, potatoes, etc, than to fry. I don't like to cook any food that will make me be in the kitchen for more than 4-8 minutes straight.

I can take some hours to cook big pots of soup and stew, but that is like once in a month or a month and half.
The irony is that I like to eat. If somebody else cooks, I like to eat

I hope the guy I'll marry likes to cook

You are on a very long thing.
Even guy wey sabi cook, once him marry, he go pack up him talent

mariahAngel:
I love the way guys brag when they manage to whip up something!

What to do na! Lizard say if him jump down from iroko tree, if nobody praise am, im go praise himself
Thanks for the compliment sha. Lol

Going to the market is the issue, but if that is out of the way, and I have a good jamz slamming from my music system, then I am good to go.
I surprised my self recently with bitter leaf soup. Even make sense pass most restaurant own

purleesh:
Actually, seasoned disciplined traders can make way much more than the 10/15% returns these firms pay out monthly.
Unlike the stocks we can't short here, one can trade either way in FOREX so 50% tanking could be 50% profit for who is trading that direction.

Point is no one is looking at these organizations books though to know if they are actually doing what they claim to be doing let alone regulating their businesses and that is just about the major fear in investing there.

Good businesses do turn rogue even in the face of max regulatory searchlights beamed on them not to talk of these ones that are freewheeling.

As they always advise in these kinda things, if your longathroat cannot be reined in, invest what you can afford to lose cos harmattan and rainstorm fit come together.

Is forex lucrative

Omihanifa:
Do you need a native doctor to tell you it's scam

My brother, I wise pass tortoise. Even if I wan do this kain business, I get trusted alobam for china wey go help me run am
I just want to ask the poster.

biggal:
Instead of buying what another person. Has used why not save yourself the stress and headaches of repair.....

Buy new one and have patient to bring it.

Our normal goods that doesn't have weight lands I. 2-7days.

Highlights of our first sea shipping batch1

3000W sea crest blender was #5600 shipping was #4600.

4.5kg washing machine.. #5500

6.8kg semi automatic washing machines.. #25k...etc.

When it lands by Dec we will do auction by the grace of God. Just search for Every Womans Pride Ewp ilin fbk n follow us. More impt join our grp on WhatsApp and telegram

I don't understand pls enlighten me.
A 4.5kg washing machine bought for 5,500 naira? Or that's the shipping cost.
What's the shipping cost for the 6.8kg then

Shortyy:
Yeah

Let me shot u a mail

Shortyy:
In my tribe, you don't marry a woman without knowing everything about her. From the last generation to her current generation. How they behave in their house, how they relate with members if their community. Every thing about her, you must know before going further for introduction.

But some woke people think this is a waste of time, they go and marry anyone they meet without knowing the kind of family they came from or how genuine their intentions are.

Now look at the consequences.

I guess you are igbo

Shortyy:
In my tribe, you don't marry a woman without knowing everything about her. From the last generation to her current generation. How they behave in their house, how they relate with members if their community. Every thing about her, you must know before going further for introduction.

But some woke people think this is a waste of time, they go and marry anyone they meet without knowing the kind of family they came from or how genuine their intentions are.

Now look at the consequences.

You must be igbo