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Father Lord, keep me and my family safe and prosper us this new year.

We( family and Daddy which is my humble self ) are hitting this spot Dec 2021 from IMO state.
I was contemplating oguta lake resort but this one is almost stealing the show o.

Well done my brother for this lovely post. I saw your previous post but couldn't remembered who posted it as I was discussing the matter with my siblings and their family last week. We were contemplating where to visit next December

Rapmoney comman check this out

dynicks:
Nigerians that over react at any slight provocation......aswear the country go scatter!!...
..our level of resistance and tolerance from this part of the globe is way below par!!

With the level of hardship currently being experienced in the country right now, imagine guns in the hands of psychopaths or peeps with the intents to commit suicide; ofcourse most wouldn't wanna go down alone...

Imagine scenarios like ..you bashed my car!! Do you know who I am!?...Tah Tah!! Person don kill person....

Guy how dare you!...u went behind my back and snitched on me!..ND not just that, u had the nerve to bed my girl!?...Tah Tah! Person don kill person..

Guy bashes into his house and finds his wife in bed with another guy....Tah Tah!! Person don kill person....

At the ATM...Guy I was here before you; u dey mad!?...I didn't see anyone here when I came...na me u dey;...u dey craze ni...Tah Tah! Person don kill person...

Thief thief!! Catch that guy!...he stole 5 cubes of maggi and one tin tomato...Tah Tah!! Person don kill person....

Na for inside club the matter go worse sef especially when wire boys go wan challenge themselves....waiter turn of the light;...waiter leave the light on...how dare u challenge me!?...do u know who I am?..Tah Tah person don port go the other side...

Ladies matter go sky rocket as per the level of jealousy amongst themselves eh!....

Just imagine what played out at ghana between davido and BURNA boy!...pride no go just let person reason well....unlease guns into the hands of people and watch the country go on self destruct!.....imagine guns in the hands of SIMPS or peeps that are too EMOTIONAL....

Make I stop to dey imagine Sha and be of hope that things wouldn't turn for the worst!

Your examples cracked me up

Lord know I for don tear shots follow some people sef.
Especially the hausa-fulani guy wey carry my phone run
Just kidding. I am too sane for that.

But if you trespass my house or kill any member of my family, Just go say your last prayer because you already have a black mamba in your pants. No joke.

Ofon0909:
Driving school is better

Can you explain pls

Jennycoolz:
Phone accessories
There's a possibility that you must make sales daily especially when you have a family to cater for

Driving school is not an everyday business, it's just a once in a while business which comes with connections from people around you

When you think of car repairing, buying of fuel and the stress of sitting for hours teaching Learners , it's not easy

You can comfortably sit in your shop and do your thing , I hope that helps

Yes it does. Thanks

Still waiting for more suggestions.

Moderators abeg help push to FP for wider audience and advice.
Lalasticlala

Dlemy:
1day 12hours 17minutes 25seconds In this year, make the best of it. Good morning

You can also advertise on the clearance thread in family section ( the thread is at the top). A couple of person's do ask for van for relocation haulage.
Do well to post your van. Its very neat by the way.

Spaxon:
Wow that's great.
Thanks.
Will chop this in

Pls do. For his peace of mind. A man needs peace above every other thing at this stage.

If you need more info on those rides, I will be willing to share and there are other very competent experts here too that can help you with the purchase. I can mention two I trust.

ojun50:
Both are good business

Driving school..... You have to
Open an office, then partner with road safety, aleast have 2 working cars


Phone accessories no stress just enter buy part 's and all that .

You have to study yr market location....

No be to enter business Like dat

Tnx bro

serenegroup:
Nope. Just that accessories sells faster. Especially the screens of phone.

OK. Noted bro. Tnx

serenegroup:
Phone accessories store.

Thanks.
Do you have personal experience pls?

Please kindly help someone choose between these two hustle.
I really don't know much about both businesses hence I brought it here so I can show him the suggestions.
Business will be situated in Delta state.

Start up capital is very lean as the dude is trying to start up small from scratch.

Please kindly share your wealth of experience and help a soul start aomething this new year.

Mods pls if possible, kindly push to front page for more exposure and contribution. I believe one or two folks can learn a thing or two from the several contributions.

farady:
@OP, the above is the most sensible comment I've read. For a man going into retirement, non of the cars on his list fits.

Thanks bro. The old man wan give himself bp and unnecessary attention, that is, if op is saying the truth.

Well if what you are saying is true, then tell your pops man to cancel his list.
.those cars are not for men going into retirement...they are for young folks who can give the necessary attention
Tell him to get the following


lexus Es330, or lexus Es 350.
Plush, luxurious,powerful and reliable. The ES 330 gots a superb ground clearance and will work well with bad roads.

For SuV he should go for the highlander and forerunners.

I am a Benz man myself so I can also squeeze in the E350 sedan. Luxury on wheel

Fabulousl0l:
Anambra men are moneybags
Even taught it was a governor convoy

This is just E-money, what will happen if our men aboard comes back?

You just have to give it to the Igbos, special blessing follows them everywhere they are

IGBO AMAKA

I saw the convoy yesterday on top the bridge. O boy if you no get money for this country ehn! You no go like yourself

Karleb:
That was how I felt. Some months ago I can't say confidently I'll pay back such amount but as of now, I can pay back 10m loan.

I'm applying this time though. The deadline is till 2023.

Is the application still on

I will like to drop you a mail @valentinneuwakwe.
Or reach me @namsteflon@yahoo.com.

Pls

coolsegun2002:
M’Salah should be careful oooo....one of them can decide to take it upon himself to go and behead the guy now....

Exactly. I fear for him now

Nice

Abeg anybody with very clean tiger gen aka' I better pass my neighbors' should kindly quote me.

To buy fuel for big gen for this bubu regime no be joke

ChiefSosa:
I'm actually willing to go such length.
I'm not encouraging violence but if anybody, SARS, Police, Soldier, Hoodlum, etc kills a member of my family, I'm DEFINITELY going on a killing spree and I'll go to jail for that WITHOUT AN OUNCE OF CARE IN THE WORLD. I'll make them also feel how hot bullets are. Anyone that causes violence deserves to also feel some violence.

Ma niggah! Only difference is that I won't go to jail.

Nobody will take any member of my family and go scot-free. Even if it takes years, revenge will be served.
Its an oath not just a promise

Thattallgirl:
Chicken, turkey, yea understandable...not birds

@op you no dey shame. Na bird you wan chop.
Poverty don reset many nigerians brain.

Goodluck on your bed hunting

okefranci:
It won't happen

Because you sabi dia mind abi?
Paid trumpeter

Chudivictor:
they don't need to be fine with it, what most of these elders are after is just the food and drinks, nothing else! if you can send theirs across to them, I see no reason why they won't be fine with the location

I am sure you are not igbo or you have stayed in lagos for too long.
Come and try that with my elders and see wahala.

Elders wey dey made up of retired chief judges, medical doctors, professors and biz tycoons.
You wan take food take insult dem? You go by double wahala be that.
I almost had a clash with them last year during my late Dad burial preparation. I first dey blow grammar everywhere until I give myself sense and use wisdom.

IkpuMmadu:
Then let her have it ... In igbo land you are not properly married if you haven't done your traditional wedding

You mind that girl joyandfaith. Dem no sabi wetin dey. Mske dem dey form modern babe until e go dawn on them

sunnitus:
Brother this topic should have been better and properly asked in Igbo group, most people here especially the yorubas will tell u is normal because it is normal and legalized in their tradition. Totally different from our (Igbo) tradition, pls I will advice you to take it to any Igbo group you belong to, at least there you will get the answer you seek. Ndalu

Beautiful response. There are some on Facebook. Igboville and a host of them. Join these groups and ask and you will get your answers op@sebastian1994

Mynd44:
It is her wedding and her choice. I know you might feel a bit skirmish about it but it is still her choice.

And how is this an "Igbo tradition" to marry at home? I think the tradition is the marriage itself, the travelling home for it is the culture (I stand corrected). Anywhere you live and you are welcome is where your home lies.

If your worry is about who attends, invite those people over.

But still talk to her and try to find a middle point, make compromise which might include, an introduction in the village before the wedding while it might not be the actual event but she and her husband visits to meet everyone. This can also be agreed on after the wedding.

I have Igbo friends whose traditional marriage was done in Lagos because they felt the logistics was off. Some felt their friends, bosses, mentors, colleagues who they feel are more impactful in their lives than some of the family members they have not seen or even met might not be able to share in their special day especially if the "elders" who will attend even in the village are few and can be convince to travel to the city if they insist.

Anyways, let us know how this goes and remember, it is her wedding and while you want what is best overall, she is an adult and able to make her decisions. Make compromise and listen too her arguments well.

I am not sure you are igbo so you might not really understand what you are saying.
In igbo land, traditional marriage is done in your ancestral land. Pls underline that word ancestral.

He can actually do it in the city but he will be fined heavily for it and he may lose goodwill in his hometown by doing it in the city.
This is why people of igbo extraction should try and retain a link wirh homeland. I know its not always easy.
He can scale things down to avoid cost. Just few persons should go to the village.

Temptee101:


Before your arrival in kastina, their children and wards weren't kidnapped.

You arrived kastina, within 24hours, school children were kidnapped at your backyard.

You sent delegates from Abuja to the governor of the same state you're currently in without moving an inch.

You said no word to the grieving parents of these children not even reading out your usual prepared and edited speech, you only condemned the act through Garba Shehu.

You refused meeting their parents, they came to you, you ordered your dogs to teargas them.

And these people happen to come from your state. No show of empathy whatsoever.

This still proves the fact, the man in ask rock might not be buhari.

If not how can one be this cold and callous to his fellow brothers and sisters; parents whose children got kidnapped.

This version of buhari must have migrated from another country.

Well, I'm learning to stop complaining and channel that energy into ensuring I leave this country soonest.

Trouble and sorrow follows that man where ever he goes. Only man that has succeeded in throwing Nigeria into double recession.

Fahdiga1:
Imagine the kind of billions being looted on a daily basis. Oh God when will it be my turn to loot. I promise to be a good looter and help people with my loot. please answer my prayers

A foreign forensic body once said over 400 billion dollars have been looted from Nigeria since inception

The Rock.