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danny56:
See as somebody dey find him own problem....?

He said " that must lead to marriage"



Plus you should be 31years not 30 as stated.

Sholzbankz:
Yup

Alitair:
In life, everything happens for a reason but this one I am still looking for the reason.

So that's how I met this beauty in my Finals. She is one of this beautiful girls that don't actually know they are beautiful.
Things moved a little fast and she dictated the rules if I wanted to taste the honey pot. Rules included Abstaining from some crude things I used to do of which I am proud I stopped. In fact the girl really changed my life...

To cut Long story short, I got what I wanted but got stuck, I have never been willing to change for anyone even my Mother and I changed for this girl.

OK. Issue now is the girl was always telling me "Love na scam, don't get emotional and stuff like that and she would prefer just being friends. I agreed with my church mind even though I know she already had a soft spot in my heart... Las las I dey see to chop na so I killed emotions except sexual emotions.

However for some time now, some kind things have changed, she confronts me over any girl I get too friendly with, steady checking up on me to make sure I am not with another girl, embarrassed me because I hugged a girl with very mad assets and even threatened to deal with the girl. It has escalated to the point where she can't let me stand alone with another female for just 5minutes whether its business or courtesy. If I ask her, all I get is that I should be content with what I have.

OK kwa. Now I was going through her phone last week and I saw my Brother's number, my sister's own and my mum's own was saved as mum in law.
I don't know how I got entangled in this but I know I want to leave. The girl has told me many times that she will never let me go no matter how hard I try and believe me I have tried. Even stopped giving her attention and time but she is even more determined. She has gradually turned down all her serious male friends even her supposed Fiancé....

I'm feeling like I don't own myself anymore and its really depressing. I am yet to stand and someone is already clinging on me by fire by force.

The one that is blowing my mind now: she thinks we should pay for an apartment together so we can live together. I didn't reoly yet but that would be a modern version of living in bondage.

I am in need of advice on how to make this girl an Ex of a non existent relationship...

Matured minds only

Thank you

SUPERPACK:
2$ for a three hours job. they pay through paypal and I was paid last week.

pyro62:
E be like to phock never hungry you.. If konji catch you reach your skull, you go give head join sef

seyoops4u:
Hello, please can I get a copy of this book?
Please and please, thank you

CHARLYX9:
page not available please do you know any hardcore programmer in nairaland that can do thios

nappy760:
Converting executable to source code?.....
I think I did a little finding on this sometimes back and I doubt just anyone would be able to do this.
It is possible though but the software if I remember correctly is used by hackers and not readily available to just anyone.

I just can't remember the name at the moment

EazyFrenzy:
I WANT TO KUKUMA BREAK THIS TABLE

Most girls in Nigeria has 4 boyfriends.. Bestie, Boo,
Big head and Shuga Daddy.
The thing is, most of them cannot make heaven.


1. BESTIE


Bestie- Usually a childhood friend or high school boyfriend. Nigerian girls are more fond of this person,share secret with him, they're very free with this guy even tho they know he can't marry them. They can come out of the shower naked while he is sitting on her bed pressing phone. He's usually the guy that satisfy her when she Want to prove to Boo she can stay 6 months without sex. They usually cheat on their marriage or relationship with this particular person. In Nigeria, Bestie dey shift pant. Bestie cannot make heaven.

2. BOO


Boo- The official boyfriend. The one they post his picture on social media and tag. He is usually financially balanced and takes care of small small needs. He is d one she is hoping will propose and give palm-wine to her village people. Every girl has atleast one boo in Nigeria. He is also sometimes d beneficiary of shuga Dadies generosity.
Boo will make heaven.

3. BIG HEAD aka MUGU


Big head- That innocent guy who loves them and are really ready to spend on them, they see guys like this as ATM and will always like to tease him with some funny names like big head and all that to make him feel involved but deep down their heart he has no place in their hearts..Sometimes when bestie and boo disappoints, Big head becomes important... Big head is also d one they ask to give quiet when their phone rings, big head can never get head or sex, big head can only get a Peck after they alert, big head is usually d MUMU and MUGU. Big head never gets angry because he is hoping that she might love him back someday. Big head is d one they save as big head, fool, idiot, mumu etc in their phones.
Big head cannot make heaven, there no place for fools in heaven.

4. SHUGA DADDY or simply ZADDY


Lastly is SHUGA DADDY
Almost every girl in Abuja have shuga daddy. He is d one they call Zaddy. He is d one they call uncleeeee, he is d financier, the real maga, he is d one that takes her on trips to Dubai and Ghana. He is d one that calls her even @ midnight as she will leave u with ur konji. When Zaddy calls, she must answer. Zaddy is d one that pays house rent, dstv sub, skool fees, Christmas shopping.
Zaddy is d one she calls when she has police case or landlord harassment. Whenever they re with Zaddy, they put their phone on silence. Shuga Daddy can never make heaven.
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Torch1:
The remarks are always there. Click on the call ID on your profile to see the remarks.

SUPERPACK:
can you share the r
easons?

Cacawa2:
I am so sorry, I understand our eagerness and I am not taking it for granted.
Work is seriously on to get the centre ready for October. There have also been talks with the Ondo State Govt. They want it based in Akure, but anyway.

Here is the website, www.rainigeria.com

Course registration is not open yet. I will keep us all updated.

DaddyRochie1642:
Just focus on your Good Weed before have Sex.

After taking weed,
Just think about one of your favorite porn videos and imagine yourswlf as the person fvcking that girl in the porn video.

Within minutes, you'll notice a rock-hard erection,
Your Dick will be so hard,
Even harder than when you are sober.

This is my secret before I Bleep,
I always last long with my Big rock-hard erection.


Even ashawo wey I dey Smash Wells with her Sweet Fat ass,
Her name na Juliet,
And she sabi Bleep Wella,
She dey Ride me To Heaven and Back

Asked me recently for my secret,
I told her,
And
She replied "Guy,You Dey Last More Than Person wey dey Take Tramadol",

I Just Smile .


Just Focus on only weed,
Don't Take SK,
Don't take Alcohol,
Don't take tramadol (tramadol is overrated).

Just take only weed Only,

Na my secret wey I just tell you.

Na because of the Fear of God in Me ,na why I just tell you this thing.

#Peace.

crafteck:
Exactly...

crafteck:
Dec customers asked me to install it, told them I didn't have it, over a 100 gb of boredom, I tried my best to like the game... It was impossible

bentwood85:
EMBAGRA FORTE..... noted...

obinnajr:
SOMEONE SHOULD PLEASE RECOMMEND A BEST ACTION GAME FOR ME

bentwood85:
A medical doctor prescribed this combo in Uganda. Though I am yet to try it.
Does the trams help to reduce shoulder pain?. My shoulders dey always pain me when I dey play el-classico.

IceColdVeins:
I have used tramadol and viagra combo really well and I was never dissappointed. I'll not advise you use often though, rather for long night stands, 'el classico's, pre-season and final matches to impress opponents with your attacking abilities. Make sure you have been using trams before!!

nappy760:
Watermelon is also one of my favorites but of lately i have not been paying attention to my diet. Funny thing is i am not so active(sexually) so i cant really say for a fact how my performance will be though first round is a no no due to anxiety

awumen:
Watermelon may be a natural Viagra, says a researcher. That's because the popular summer fruit is richer than experts believed in an amino acid called citrulline, which relaxes and dilates blood vessels much like Viagra and other drugs meant to treat erectile dysfunction (ED).

Garlic. High in an ingredient called allicin, garlic can help stimulate circulation and blood flow to sexual in men.

Drugs like Viagra® or Cialis® rapidly improve blood flow to the penis and help sustain an erection. ... This ginger-like extract safely supports production of blood vessel-relaxing nitric oxide, which helps increase blood flow to the penis
Yes we them as normal stuff but combining them is key to delivery.

Yewandequeen:
. My apartment twin building will be available by new week, if the price isn't above your purse u can let me know so I link you up with the agent.

Menance:
Late signs of arthritis