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Some of my favourites from Onion News Network. Obama teleprompter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXQTaWjMoFw Obama assasination attempt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOHABYhZ7a8 Sony. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ Major slut spill. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArygUvhsyDE Random news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnGy7OstC7c |
Some of my favourites from Wazobiareporters. ![]() Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Resigns After Inspecting Federation Accounts. https://www.nairaland.com/739615/ngozi-okonjo-iweala-resigns-after Diplomatic crisis as Brazilian exchange students refuse to sleep in Unilag Female Hostel. http://www.wazobiareport.com/reports/Diplomatic-crisis-as-Brazilian-exchange-students-refuse-to-sleep-in-Unilag-Female-Hostel https://www.nairaland.com/1208221/brazilian-exchange-students-nigeria-refuse President Jonathan's book goes top of best sellers list. https://www.nairaland.com/581346/laugh-it-off-wazobiareporters-wit |
Wazobia Reports is a spoof and satire news site (kind of like Onion News Network). |
Wow! It seems someone has just discovered this thread and is rapidly copying the pictures from this thread and posting them on NNP 60-80, even though the pictures violate the rules of the group. |
[quote author=ShyM-X]I know everyone keeps screaming responsibility to protect (R2P). However where's your R2P against: - Child labour in the same country. - Poverty and bad governance. - Extreme corruption. - Social exploitation of kids etc. in the same country. I bet you lot are just screaming because those involved are Northerners who y'all love to hate. However, can't you see that it takes two to tango? If the people (Northern Nigerians) directly affected by it don't care - why the fvck should I? GTFOH! - and post more topics about the future of the country and how to take power away from the center![/quote]- Social exploitation of kids etc. in the same country. ![]() |
Deji Badmus. Deji Bademosi
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VicGoodGuy: Why is TVC tapping up Channels' staff one by one? First it was that guy that used to present Sunrise on saturdays(remind me his name please) now its Deji Bademosi. After their radio station has tapped Jones Ussen and Ify Onyegbule from Metro FM.Yori Folarin.
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By the way, the Federal Government, through NEMA, is providing relief materials (food, blankets, etc) to residents of states hit by Boko Haram attacks (watch the NEMA documentary that's shown every Friday night on STV). |
The Dangote Foundation and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation are also committing huge sums of money to the fight against polio in Kano State.
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naptu2: The Dantata/Dangote family have always been involved in charity work. However these deeds often go unnoticed, because of the family's principles of maintaining privacy and lack of flamboyance. |
I wrote this on the other thread. naptu2: Here we go again! The media loves to create controversies (they make money from them). Stephen Keshi has not stated that he is dropping Enyeama because of that goal. Keshi is rebuilding the team and preparing for the world cup. Therefore he needs to see different players in action and know how good they are. |
Yazmin:Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
We need to add one more character to the story: Reuben Abati. Click here https://www.nairaland.com/1364637/dame-patience-must-learn-control |
Note: the Sahara Reporters post is dated July 19, 2013 |
Note: the Sahara Reporters post is dated July 19, 2013 |
Jakumo: The above pictures are photographic evidence that humans have in fact bred with wild hippos in the dead of night. Thanks to the poster for this educational montage of images.Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha |
This was the incident that led to that article (it was on nairaland front page at the time). [size=14pt]First Lady scolds governor in public.[/size] First Lady scolds governor in public. by MR Money £(m): 12:51am On Aug 25, 2010 [quote author=MR Money £][b]The First Lady’s two-day visit to Rivers State ended in a fiasco yesterday. All was well, until Dame Patience Jonathan and her chief host, Governor Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi got to Okrika – the First Lady’s home town. The governor was explaining by video his school project in Okrika, saying there must be demolition of some buildings to have space for the schools. Mrs Jonathan cut in, grabbed the microphone and said the governor should reconsider the way he was going about the demolition. An attempt by Amaechi to explain the situation sent the First Lady boiling. She shouted at Amaechi: "Listen!, you must listen to me!" The governor was embarrassed, like a scolded school pupil. The audience hailed Mrs Jonathan, goading the First Lady on. The President’s wife, however, described land as a serious issue in Okrika and told Amaechi to always avoid "must" when talking about waterfronts’ demolition. The governor never mentioned "waterfronts", but Mrs. Jonathan went on: "I want you to get me clear. I am from here (Okrika). I know the problems of my people. So, I know what I am talking. I do not want us to go into crises. We are preaching peace and we must maintain peace at any time. "But what I am telling you is that you always say you must demolish. That word ‘must, you use is not good. It is by pleading. You appeal to the owners of the compound, because they will not go into exile. Land is a serious issue." Downcast, Amaechi shunned a reception organised for the First Lady. The reception was, however, not on the programme. Mrs Jonathan hurriedly left for Abuja. Her planned visit to Port Harcourt prisons, where the Chief Judge, Justice Iche Ndu, was expected to release some prisoners, was cancelled. So was her visit to the new Model Secondary School at Ebubu-Eleme, among others. A civic reception in honour of the President’s wife was held at the Sharks Stadium, Port Harcourt on Monday. Her pet programme, Women for Change Initiative (WFCI), was launched. This was followed by a state banquet/Award Night at the Government House, Port Harcourt, where the former Miss World, Agbani Darego, who hails from the state, and some women were honoured for their outstanding contributions to society.[/b][/quote]https://www.nairaland.com/502873/first-lady-scolds-governor-public |
mgbeketoto: Callotti reporting o!My happiness is complete. |
There's a pattern. Abati started off expressing the view in the article above, then this happened: https://www.nairaland.com/220622/how-much-land-does-reuben And he transformed into this: https://www.nairaland.com/1355454/guardian-newspapers-regrets-article-buhari |
Here we go again! The media loves to create controversies (they make money from them). Stephen Keshi has not stated that he is dropping Enyeama because of that goal. Keshi is rebuilding the team and preparing for the world cup. Therefore he needs to see different players in action and know how good they are. For example, he has stated that Joseph Yobo is still his captain, despite the fact that Yobo has not been called to the team in a while. The game against South Africa is a friendly and therefore it is an opportunity to see players like Obinna Nsofor and even home based goalkeepers in action, so that we can explore our options before the world cup. Enyeama has been our first choice keeper for a while now, so Keshi already knows his strengths and weaknesses. |
That article was originally circulated (via facebook and BBM) during the fuel subsidy crisis of 2012. This was Soyinka's response: [size=14pt]Soyinka raises alarm over alleged impersonation.[/size]http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/32988-soyinka-raises-alarm-over-alleged-impersonation.html |
“When You Marry An Illiterate Woman, You Make silly Decisions". This was the statement that made Soyinka issue the disclaimer that I'm going to post below. |
[quote author=Akanbi_edu]The writer does not understand. This isn't about opposition, this is about democracy. Those who sacrificed to have the current system of governance will simply not watch those people, who were no where to be found during the struggle, make a mess of the system. What is happening in Rivers is capable of providing excuse for the Khaki boys.[/quote]+100 |
thankfully the mod has modified the post (removed the provocative highlights). |
Femi Otedola's "Nana" https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/img_pictures/saharareporterscom_6/protest_20/protest_56_20100111_1846695786.jpg?1263203794 Aliko Dangote's "Mariya". https://naijapose.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/AlikoDangoteYatch04_That1960Chickdotcom_zpsb4dc70c5.jpg They have to be small enough to sail underneath the Independence Bridge in order to get to Forte Oil's jetty @ Eleke Crescent. |
Thankfully, very few people responded to the provocation, but I'm sure he is off somewhere trying to provoke even more people. |
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thankfully the mod has modified the post (removed the provocative highlights).