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CelebritiesRe: D'banj Vs 2face by Nautillus(m): 1:53pm On Oct 27, 2008
Moderator . . .please move this thread to the music section, . .Thank you
RomanceRe: Why Are Girls Like This? by Nautillus(m): 1:07pm On Oct 27, 2008
egbejoseph:
I got to know she had to sleep in the guy’s house overnight! I couldn’t believe it. How could she have put herself in such a compromising mode? both to herself and our relationship? I asked if anything happened bt she told me nothing did. Not even a touch from him. I find that hard 2 believe. Do u think so?
YES THEY DID . . .Personally, i don't think that they would have slept at all that night . . . .i'm sure they were at IT like rug rats all night.
AND that should be your fulcrum of displeasure that would help you get over her fast.
RomanceRe: Is It Possible To impregnate A Woman With Condom ? by Nautillus(m): 1:00pm On Oct 27, 2008
Yes its possible. Condoms are only 97% effective.
RomanceRe: Can U Marry An Ss Genotype by Nautillus(m): 12:54pm On Oct 27, 2008
YES i can . . .Thank God for medical breakthroughs . . . .there are TONS of ways to still have a happy home even when both parents are SS gened.

Google it . . .you will find plenty info . . .and the best part is . . . .most of the technology is available in Naija.
TV/MoviesRe: Whats Your All Time Best Tv Series? by Nautillus(m): 12:49pm On Oct 27, 2008
spikedcylinder:
I have seen all 238 episodes of friends at least 4 times each, I can almost lip sync the lines now sef. I haven't seen any unrealeased episodes o, I might have to beg you for them abi? cheesy
I have seen some episodes in the stewie series. . .Stewie's first Bithday, Stewie goes to Europe etc. I love 'em! I'm sure I'd have to beg you for those too.
Poor me. embarassed
I lip sync my favorite episodes all the time.

lol . . .yes you have too . . . . .and what do i say . . .Loading . . . . . . grin grin grin
RomanceRe: I Think She's Cast A Spell On Me Or Something! by Nautillus(m): 12:33pm On Oct 27, 2008
Kids of nowadays . . . . .hmmmmm . . . .God help us! ! !
RomanceRe: A Woman Scorned (i Wanna Kill Someone) by Nautillus(m): 12:23pm On Oct 27, 2008
4 every action . . .there is a Reaction . . . .Pls be ready for the consiquencies of your action.
RomanceRe: What Is Happening To Me? by Nautillus(m): 12:18pm On Oct 27, 2008
If they ALL left . . .then theres something fundamentally wrong with your personality.
RomanceRe: "why I Cheated" - Women Fess Up by Nautillus(m): 6:58pm On Oct 24, 2008
Leilah:
*note, these are all oyinbos wink
Abi oh . . .and this writeup is very old . . .saw it here last year
RomanceRe: She Want Engagement Ring Before Going To School by Nautillus(m): 4:50pm On Oct 24, 2008
Dude . . .read between the line men, she is trying to tell you something. . . .

She's doesn't want to get married . . .she still so young . . .she's only creating an allabi for her so when she gets to school and begins to "rock" her world . . .she will tell now revoice this :didnt i ask you to give me a ring" thing. . .

If you doubt me . . .take her up on her request and pretend to want to present her an engagement ring and see what happens . . .
RomanceRe: Why Women Date Ugly Black Guys by Nautillus(m): 4:30pm On Oct 24, 2008
naawee:
men,
I'll take that shawtie off you! U fuckin' ugly and u coming to lie to me bitches all crazy about cha? Damn, u must have a very big and long black d**k thats suffering from priapic disorders!
If I see any of u ugly chumps swaggering down my block with hot blondes or salacious blackies, dudes, I'm take her quickly off you and she'll have no option but to roll on with 2H2H because I'ma give an offer she woon't be able to refuse. And thats from my verbal and financial accounts, dunnies!
F**k y'all ugly Niggaz! I'll bomb on y'all fools with long black dicks! Shit!!!!!
wtf ? ? ? Dude . .why on earth are you being an ass ? ? ? whose fault is it as to why the chics would rather hookup with a self professed "ugly" dude than you trying to pass yourself for a bad boy.? ? ? . . .dats just plain childish
TV/MoviesRe: Whats Your All Time Best Tv Series? by Nautillus(m): 3:15pm On Oct 24, 2008
spikedcylinder:
It was and still is Friends.
These days, Family Guy and Weeds have a tie.
WOW ! ! ! !  shocked shocked shocked darn . . .there are TONS of smart people here

Friends  . . .Greatest ever ( i have a very single Season 1-10 . .240 episodes released episode ever made . . .including 4 unrealeased episodes) . . . .Family . . .Close second . .have you seen the "stewie" series ? ? ? . . .an absolute Killer . .Can't stop loving it.
RomanceRe: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Nautillus(m): 2:59pm On Oct 24, 2008
lol . . . .caught in the act . . .good 4 you.
RomanceRe: Ladies--giving Out Their Numbers. by Nautillus(m): 2:33pm On Oct 24, 2008
You know. . . .guyz too REJECT . . . . .numbers from gals . . .there are cases of where she will practically try to shove it down your throat . . .even when its obvious that you just bought her a drink at the bar cos she really appeared to need one . . .not becos you were interested in gettin to know her more cheesy cheesy cheesy
FashionRe: $5 Million Bra? Will You Wear It? by Nautillus(m): 2:25pm On Oct 24, 2008
spikedcylinder:
Whats the use buying/wearing it when it would end up being yanked off? grin grin
grin grin grin grin . . .Oh yeahhhhh Baby . . . .it might make "yaning" it off a lil harder . . .but . . .it will still be yanked offff . . grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Husband And I Are Becoming An E-Couple by Nautillus(m): 7:33pm On Oct 23, 2008
Seun:
Nagging only makes hanging out with you less attractive. You need to tempt him. Be a woman!
Spot on Seun . . .My thoughts precisely . . . .TURN on the CHARM . . .WOMAN VS MACHINE . . .some liquid seduction will definitely change his mind.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Just Thinking: Prospect And Affectionatelly. by Nautillus(m): 5:00pm On Oct 23, 2008
Oyinbo . . . grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Stereomance! Have You Been There? by Nautillus(m): 4:58pm On Oct 23, 2008
Chamotex & Spikedcylinder sitting in a tree . . . . .K I S S I N G . . . grin grin
RomanceRe: Why Women Date Ugly Black Guys by Nautillus(m): 4:14pm On Oct 23, 2008
lmao . . . grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Stereomance! Have You Been There? by Nautillus(m): 4:04pm On Oct 23, 2008
Westerner (Yourubas) aren't TRUST WORTHY. . . .Stereomance
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Lovely And Faithfully Girl by Nautillus(m): 3:50pm On Oct 23, 2008
lol . . .be prepared . . .cause the RAIN will come.
RomanceRe: See what few minutes pleasure has caused- an everlasting sorrow. by Nautillus(m): 3:44pm On Oct 23, 2008
Classic Nollywood
RomanceRe: The Bad Side Of A Love Life by Nautillus(m): 3:13pm On Oct 23, 2008
[quote author=25%more link=topic=177386.msg2979340#msg2979340 date=1224715675]expand , , what did u do to her to warrant such treatment, there must be something behind the close door. did u happen to cheat on her? or just happen to mopping at some chicks and she caught u? or she just jealous?[/quote]My exact first thought . . .i think that theres more to this story.
RomanceRe: Only Desperate And Insecure Guys And Babes Tell Lies In Relationships by Nautillus(m): 1:13pm On Oct 23, 2008
@ Poster

You really . . . .REALLY need to get laid . . . .& then begin to earn your chedder becos only broke as dudes wine like this.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: A Female School Of Health Gaduate Needed For Relationship by Nautillus(m): 1:09pm On Oct 23, 2008
Dude . . .You are VERY specific . . . grin grin

shegirl71:
Oh,sorry which country is Rivers state?
Are you 4 really? ?. . .OR . . . ohh . . .Ok . . you ain't Nigerian.
Jokes EtcRe: Bear Hunting by Nautillus(m): 12:41pm On Oct 23, 2008
Yes . . .He's dead . . .No hope. grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Mystery Picture (picture) by Nautillus(m): 12:26pm On Oct 23, 2008
i could only see 9
Jokes EtcRe: Then Latest Nokia Phone(nokia 7.65) by Nautillus(m): 12:23pm On Oct 23, 2008
And this is supposed to be ? ? ? undecided undecided undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Nice Suit by Nautillus(m): 12:20pm On Oct 23, 2008
Nice . . .Very nice grin grin

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