₦airaland Forum

u fine no b small

, ajust ur tie small, ok leave em like dat,

bros, nairaland is d wrongest place to find d kind of chics weh u need.

IN A DIALOG BOX

Tab = move to the next option

shift + tab = move to the previous option

alt + the underline letter = select an option or clear the check box by the letter underline in the option name

esc = close the dialog box

una deh try

i hate to click so many times b4 i see waitin i want buy

una don visit ebay? see how easy e b

make una try display allmost everything on d first page (the items, description and even the price) to make search easy.

up 9ger! make una keep it up!!

that's true

i've used their services for years and i can't change to any other

so watin al of una de talk? say e de posible 4 me 2 browse free with my nokia6630, even as na glo network i de use?

that na lie, e no fit happen!

if any bodi say e de posible, then mail me at [email]topmosteddy@yahoo.co.uk[/email]

i ready to PAY if e de posible.

MS WORD

F12 = save as command
Ctrl + F10 = maximize the document window
ctrl F12 = open command
alt + F11 = display visual basic code
alt + F10 = maximize and restore programme window
F4 = repeat the last action
F5 = go to command
F6 = go to next page
shift + F6 = go to previous page
F7 = check spelling
shift + F7 = thesaurus command
ctrl + shift +F6 = go to the previous window
ctrl + shift + F7 = update links information in a word document
alt + F7 = find next misspelling
ctrl + alt + F1 = display M.S. system information

my broda, if u de think of perfect gift 'n surprises 4 ur girl on her b/day, u go kill ursef with headache.

trust me i've been there 'n done dat

d best gift and surprise weh u fit give ur girl dat day, na to find all necessary excuses not to b around dat day.

then the next day or so, get her a _small gift, then spend the rest of the day indoor
with her doing stuffs like u never have done b4

d trick is dat u will spend lest n she will enjoy more

MS WORD

Ctrl + shift + D = apply  double underline to selected text
ctrl +I =  apply italic
ctrl + shift + K = apply selected text as small caps
ctrl + = ("equal to" sign) = subcript formatting
ctrl + shift + = ("equal to" sign) = superscript formatting

ctrl + E = align centre
ctrl + J = justify (alignment)
ctrl +L = align lift
ctrl + R = align right
ctrl + Q = remove paragraph formatting

alt + F10 = restore and maximize MS Word window
ctrl + F2  = print preview
alt + F7 = find next spelling
F7  = chevk spelling and grammer
ctrl + S = save

na waa ooo, guys sabi take risks oo, y dis guy go download stuffs like dat him no even think of security?

make i give una some tips,

if u dey download stuffs or create file weh u no want another person 2 c,
make sure say all d file dey for one folder and encrypt d folder with a password
e get so many softwares now weh dey encrypt file
ask google them go show you.

quote razorr: [Are there really such agencies in Nigeria? And are they really effective?

They are supposed to be able to tell whether you have ever had an abortion, e.t.c.]


what is ur stress? do u have anything to hid?

he said he has hired private invistigator. hmm
prove to him u are truelly faithfull by just letting the invistigators do there job

abutex:
Hi; for more info on voucher printing biz please email me:igwemaduabuchi@yahoo.com Or call 084508402,my real name is Ferdinand Abuchi.thanks

i just hope say dis ur voucher printing biz no b 419, cos we dey try to eradicate 419 4 our country,
if dis biz na 419, just remember say efcc dey ooo

i'm special because, i know that no matter how difficult the challege, when i spread my wings of faith and allow the winds of God's spirit to lift me, no obstacle is too great to overcome

:-x :-x

windows key + f5 = refresh webpage
ctrl + alt + delete = open windows task manager

verbocity:
A kiss is an upper persuasion for a lower invitation. It is like the icings on a cake.

in other words, a kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion that will lead to further penetration in fast acceleration which will result to the production of the next generation.

i think it all depend on the person you have as your girlfriend.

as for me, my girl will be the first person i will consider to be my work partiner
if she is qualify, and can handle the job. cos she is the one person i can realy trust
and talk to.

using keyboard commands (short cuts) makes work faster and alot easier
it also make you work like a real professional.

all you have to do is to post one or more keyboard command (short cut) you know.
remember, your post may help viewer on this thread.

also remember to read previous post to this thread
to ensure you do not repeat posts.

now let's go

WINDOWS

windows key + D = minimize all windows
windows key + M = minimize all windows
windows key + E = open my computer (windows explorer)
windows key + F = open search
windows key + B = display the task bar (if the bar is set on auto hid)
windows key + L = log out the computer
windows key + You = open utility manager
Alt + F4 = close active window (NOTE: if no window is active, the command will shut down your computer)
F1 = open help and support
F2 = rename any selected file/folder
F3 = activate the search bar
Alt + Tab = switch from one window to another
Ctrl + A = select all
Ctrl + P = open print dialogue box
Ctrl + C = copy selection
Ctrl + V = paste copied item

MS WORD

Ctrl + D = open font dialogue box
Shift + right arrow = select one character to the right
Shift + left arrow = select one character to the left
Shift + down arrow = select one line downward
shift + up arrow = select one line upward
shift + page down = select select all displayed characters downward
shift + page up = select all this played charecters upward
Ctrl + A = select all
Ctrl + D = duplicate selected object
ctrl + [ = reduce font size
ctrl + ] = increase font size
ctrl + B = bold/unbold font character
ctrl + L = underline font character
ctrl + J = justify selected characters
ctrl + 5 = increse line space by 1.5 pont
alt + F3 = change case

DOES THESE HELP YOU IN ANY WAY? DO YOU KNOW MORE You WANT TO CONTRIBUTE?
BRING IT ON!!!

osegwu, abi d sickness weh u no know d name no fit kill u?

d truth is dat once u found out ur spouse is cheatin on u, ur felling 4 her/him will neva b dsame again.

if she/him cheats on u, find out y, if d reason is not gud enough, kick HER ass. sorry i 4got to add /HIM

4 me oo, d cheapest girls na d wans weh dey play "hard 2 get".

i dey rate dem very low, and if i finally get dem,

i don't think guys cheat as much as d girls do!

infact i have neva cheated on my girl b4,
d only thing i know i've done is 2 sleep with her best friend.

seunwiz:
i will def keep u so busy u'll beg to go
first got a whole load laundry for u
then d house is dusty n d bq needs to be cleaned aswell
scrub d kitchen floor n bathroom also
remove all d cobwebs
go to d market
cook
do d dishes
serve me food
go to the shop n attend to customers
still gat more so let me know as soon as you're done wit this ones

after all dat, if my final job 4 u is to undo ur bra, brush d bush on ur private garden,
and insect my galadima into ur assinicole
plz, mail me at "topz@myway.com"

:-x

this is what i want u to do, give a WRONG answer to the question above you.

e.g.

Q. what is Nairaland?

A. it's a hotel felled of naira notes


RULES

your answers must be in relation (but not necessarily correct) to the question asked just before you.


it's easy!
just make your answer and question interesting.

I'll start a question, and you go 4rom there.


who is OBJ?

:-x

"why can't one ever find a strraight forward guy?"

the answer is simply, it's b'cos life itself is not straight forward.

what do u want 4rom ur guy? just remember dat nobody is perfect
if u can score ur guy 60%, i think dat guy is just good enough.

:-x

Oxford ALD defined kiss as, to touch somebody with your lips
as a greeting or as a sign of love, affiction, sexual desire, etc.

4 me kissing is like an appetiser, i take it before d main thing.