₦airaland Forum

Nonexisting1:
Our home theatre back in the day.

I saw the 2nd picture for the first time in my life around 2015 in the village

Ezego112:
any need for that?

Yes so as to be sure that the police didn't kill an innocent person and tagged him an ipob enforcer. We're all know that our police are capable of doing that.

Acidosis:
Seeing the number 33 sends shivers down my spine again. I lost my wife hours after childbirth some 33 days ago. She was 33 when she passed. Big dreams, big things we both planned all seem like they're over, right? But really, they are not. She lived a purposeful life. I'm mourning, ignoring the many "if" and "what if" scenarios—the thoughts won't stop coming if you allow them—and finding the courage to take care of two newborn babies. My point? Don't be too hard on yourself. Embrace the challenges and learn to recognise the blessings. All will be well and, more importantly, remember that good or bad, fast or slow, everything will come to an end someday. Make that a reality check.

Oh no! This is so sad.

The Lord is your strength bro. Take heart.

TechJourney45:
I am currently transitioning into a career in tech, I am considering any of these two careers
kindly advice which one is okay for a beginner like me.
Thank you.

Data analysis and software testing are valuable skills with good career prospects, but your choice would depend on your interests and career goals.

If you enjoy working with data, extracting insights, and making data-driven decisions, I'll recommend you go for data analysis. On the other hand, if you have a keen eye for detail, enjoy identifying and fixing issues in software applications, and have a passion for ensuring quality, software testing would be the better option.

What I would advise you to do is to consider your strengths, preferences, and long-term career aspirations before making your decision.

Good luck.

Gerrard59:
I always thought Gombe was that state which enjoys almost 24/7 electricity, especially as it is in the north.

They do have light. Read his post again, he said they they buy 4 units for 1k which means they're on band A. And last time I checked, band A enjoys almost 20 hours of uninterrupted power supply.

The blackout might be coming from his folks who are trying to manage their units by turning on their meter for a few hours per day.

Vodkka:
Stop this Madness. You can't learn Data science in 3 months without a good foundation of Mathematics, Statistics, and Programming.

Stop pushing out half-baked data analysts as data scientist

Lol... country hard allow them chop na. 😂

TastyFriedPussy:
I need a good offline software that i can use to visulaise my business profits and losses just like the way these crypto apps do with the graphs and all that. Like the app will allow me to input data myself and show me the profits, the loses and time frame and all that. Please anyone with good suggestion should let me know. And please i would prefer and offline app or software. and it should also be free and does not require coding

I'll recommend Microsoft Excel or Google Sheets. Both would allow you to input your own data, create graphs and analyze profits and losses over time. They're very popular and easy to use, they do not come with an installation fee or monthly subscription, and can be used offline once installed or with the appropriate settings.

programiz:
Learn programming in Nigeria is really challenging and i would like to hear from you guy.
I have issues since i was 13 years old but now am 14, issues are:
A. low internet access - i can get internet only 2 or 3 times in a month, and it only last for 2 hours maxium
B. Electricity issue - especially now that am in Gombe there is no light at all. 4units = 1000naira

You're 14...wao, I love your zeal to learn programming at this age. At 14 I was keeping vigils almost every night on my play station console.

To your question...if you live with your parents, involve them. Cos at 14 you definitely do not have the funds you'll need to pursue this dream.

After involving your parents and convincing them of how serious you are in taking this path, look for IT centers in gombe, make inquiries and choose any of the programming courses they offer.

Now, to the issues you highlighted which are Internet and electricity, you don't really need Internet for programming especially for someone like you who is just starting. Once you have the software installed in your laptop, you're good to go.

As for the power issues, if you have a good laptop with strong battery life. You can practice for at least 3 hours everyday before it runs down.

Don't give up.

Hope this doesn't turn out to be another propaganda. Cos with the way the president's media spokesmen rushes to dish out unconfirmed information to the public, one has to take their words these days with a pinch of salt.

GloriousGbola:
You aren't quoting me chief.

That is kad199, a jobless unemployed immigrant who is cloning my moniker

Oh! Some people have time o.

GIoriousGboIa:
I thought I was the only one that got confused with the incoherence in his second paragraph

The thread was opened on the 20th of last month before mancity won the premier League.

The mods just moved it to the front page that's why it's sounding funny. Check the date and you'll understand.

DavSagacity:
They must have reasoned there is no need to wait after the final. Because they cannot beat city to win the FA cup. Impossicant

Mancity isn't invincible. They're beatable. All it takes is a determined team.

Making this kind of announcement before the FA cup final isn't wise. Cos the news might affect the mentality of the players in their game against city. They might be in a sober state because they're fully aware that their coach would be sacked regardless of the outcome of the game, thus handing city the trophy on a platter of gold.

A similar thing happened to Liverpool January this this year when klopp announced that he would be leaving at the end of the season, it affected the players mentally and they started struggling to win matches. They were once in the title race but flopped and lost out. They also crashed out of the Europa League no thanks to a 0-3 defeat at Ann Field by Atalanta.

The board should have waited until after the FA cup final before announcing his sack.

Nigerians are naturally talented. If you go to government secondary schools and see how intellectually and accademically sound some of the pupils there are, you'd be shocked at the kind of idiots ruling us cos we deserve better.

Nigeria hosts an Ocean of young talents. Unfortunately these young talents end up not being able to achieve their dreams. No thanks our leaders who would prefer to loot and stash the fortune of the people away than to invest in them.

folake4u:
Leave him alone.

I'm the only one permitted to yab him.

@ Nazgul shey you see I'm defending you now. If you like nor give me my cake.

Don't mind gloriousgbola. I would never be stingy with my thrusts. I'll cheerfully give it to you from dusk till dawn. What's wrong with him, how can I be stingy in that area.

Thanks for defending me jare. you're a durling. 😁

folake4u:
Story. It is the amu.

Lies! Anytime you miss our bants, you dey quote me. 😂

What is amu? 🙄

What is bants? 🤕

Please speak English na. 😩

folake4u:
You know the answer, you just dey find my mouth.

E be like say you miss me.

I don't know the answer that's why I asked. Na you de go far instead of answering my harmless question.

Harddiskng:


Na mumu dey pay in full before contract finish

Obviously.

Why would you make full payment when the contractor hasn't even started the contract? That's dangerous. The right thing to do is make an advance payment, then complete it once you're satisfied with the job. That way, no one would hold you to ransom.

folake4u:
I CANNOT marry a man whose member can't stand.

Sex is important in marriage.

Which one is member again?

Any MC that pulls this useless stunt on my wedding should forget about his balance. Cos I won't pay him shit.

I'm still finding it very difficult to understand how after suffering under Buhari for 8 years, people abandoned this man and preferred to vote for Tinubu and are still defending him even with how terrible he's running the economy.

Now his inner carcuss are talking about reelection despite the fact that their principal who has spent one year in office has done absolutely nothing to improve the standard of living for the common man.

On Sunday my neighbor was telling me that she bought a painter of yellow garri 4k. How many days can a painter of garri carry a family of 6? (4kids and 2 parents)

Honestly, Nigerians aren't tired of suffering.

You're just a weakling who can't stand his ground on decisions he makes.

Your girlfriend has been showing you signs of waywardness during your courtships, but you choose to ignore them all. You kept a jobless girl in your house, feeding and taking care of all her needs. Someone who was absolutely useless to you. A total liability.

And despite all that, she nagged you and ensured you had no peace. But because of pússy and breasts you turned a blind eye to the obvious red flags and impregnated her.

She then threatened you to marry her. Bro when she started pulling that suicide stunt, you should have simply sent her back home, but no you fell for it. Now you at how you're ranting.

You literally brought this problem upon yourself. She's carrying your child so even if you divorce her, you definitely cannot abandon your child.

Next time learn to walk away from a total liability before things gets out of control and you get trapped.

PresidObi:
Somebody should please check up on Reno, his confusion since Obi met Atiku may make him mistake his sniper for his coffee

Reno is a paid propagandists. He doesn't care if Nigeria burns to the ground or if half of the population starves to death. His job is to counter whatever Peter Obi says regardless of how reasonable it is, where Peter Obi goes, who he visits, what kind of gifts he gives...etc.

And while Tinubu and his cronies are looting this country dry, Reno and his cronies would divert the attention of the people to Peter Obi. Honestly, we deserve the kind of leaders we have.

Hope students wouldn't be asked to start paying Governing council fees. Cos the council would definitely want their own independent funds to run their day to day activities.

And guess who would be made to pay for that...The students. Meaning more burden for their parents.

Tinubu o! E don do na.

The former security guard we employed where I live once told me that his company charged our house 130k. But what they pay him is just 30k and they keep 100k for themselves. He even told me that even the 30k isn't constant, cos they still delay his salary.

Most contracted jobs in Nigeria are nothing but slavery. Cos the contractor wouldn't mind keeping more than 70% of your labour for himself.

Years back I used to have so much respect for our military personnel. Today I've come to discover that they're just a bunch of undisciplined thugs in uniform.

What a shame.

Devil1Messenger:
"The way APC has convinced their followers that an honest man like Peter Obi lies, while having them back Tinubu whose age, school and even name are lies, is a remarkable feat of social engineering."

They're not after whether what Peter Obi says offers solution to the problems plaguing this country or not, their job is to counter it and get paid, nothing more nothing less.

They also are not bothered whether Tinubu's policies are suffocating the people, theirs is to defend it and get paid.

They say Obi is corrupt. If we're to talk about corruption, and we scrutinize Obi and Tinubu administration for evidences of corruption, you'd be shocked to discover that Peter Obi is a baby compared to Tinubu in that area.

The average Tinubu supporter is a zombie. He doesn't care whether Nigeria burns to the ground or whether half the population starve to death as a result of Tinubu's incompetence. As long as Tinubu remains in power to give him his 30k, he's perfectly ok with that.