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Yorubastardz:
One fine babe cashier in a supermarket, compliment my beards. She say she loves my beards it looks clean and nice..

I just blush and tell her thank you
Then I noticed she wear long eyelashes and leg chain and was looking like an olosho.

So my question is are these supermarket sales girls/ cashiers. Are they into hookup?

Next time smile and tell her thanks and leave. It might have been an innocent compliment. There's no need to allow dirty thoughts flood your head.

Foodqueen:
What's the important of the heep

To make harvesting easy. Crops like yam and cassava if you don't create a heap to plant them, harvesting them would be difficult cos you'd have to dig the ground and it can damage the yam or cassava.

But when there's a heap, you can easily make a hole in it and remove the yams. In the case of cassava you just have to pull it out.

Namaster:
It's INSANE how poor people pump out kids like a politician pumps out lies.

You live in a room and parlour with 5 kids and one on the way. To what end?

Most children of poor parents would end up slaving to build more wealth for the children of the rich. That's why people like Elon Musk would keep complaining about declining birth rate and encouraging people to give birth.

Poor people should NOT give birth. Even though sex is the only pleasure they can afford. They should use birth controls.

Plus, it's more difficult to escape poverty when children are involved. Because children are crazy expensive.

The problem isn't about them being poor. It's about lacking basic knowledge about family planning.

Most poor uneducated people have zero knowledge about what family planning entails. Most would tell you that they can't use condoms on their wife thus exposing their Ignorance by thinking that condoms are the only family planning method.

The solution to this problem is to enlighten people in rural communities. NGOs or even the government should set up subsidized health care centers in these rural communities where experienced health personnel would lecture them on the disadvantages of having children they can't cater for and the need to start family planning.

If you don't educate and enlighten them, they won't know. They'll keep on putting babies in their wife's womb.

They both look happy. That's all that matters.

Tallesty1:
I am through with the planning.

So you've made up your mind then?

Tallesty1:
No be you go tell me wetin I go do

Are you planning to marry more than one wife?

My account was debited and GTbank were telling me that it's because of the interest that was paid into my account whereas this thread is saying that withholding tax should be paid by business owners only. If that's the case, why did the bank debit me?

folake4u:
Lmao see this one. 😂

😜

folake4u:
Make you gettaut with your N250 earpiece.

250k you mean? 😜

folake4u:
Lol, show the evidence na make I see.

No worry. I no wan fall your hand. 😏

folake4u:
Why I go do dollar trade by barter with earpiece? Abeg gettaut.

Do you know how dear that earpiece is to me?

Even if you give me a million naira, I won't let it go. Only dollars can make me change my mind

folake4u:
Lol, I nor get any man(men) wey I dey die for.

Na lie joor. And I get evidence.

folake4u:
You never serious.

I no understand you. Abeg do fast biko, make I carry my dollars comot. I fit use dispatch rider send you the earpiece.

Offpoint1:
Women are work, I can't add more work to the one I have. I have no time to spare for anyone and attention is what they need... I'm too broke to afford attention.

That's when you date a liability. If you date someone with value, she'll add value to your life.

folake4u:
I nor trust NIGERIAN MEN.

De play. You way get men way you de die for.

folake4u:
Lmao 😆. I fit turn am to dollars but are you willing to sacrifice something you cherish most? Nothing in Freetown.

I get one earpiece like that way I buy. I fit sacrifice am sha. But make sure say the dollar full the Ghana must go bag cos that na the only earpiece way I get. 🤕

doggedfighter:
So a serious girlfriend is a housemaid?

Is this the best advice you can give a fellow who can't take care of himself ?

Get someone's daughter to wash plates and serve him ?

Lol...one problem with most of you girls on Nairaland is that you make your comments absent reality. Everything to you people is a fight between male and female. I don't have strength for that cos I talk based on reality. And reality if you must know is totally different from Nairaland.

Ordinary university, you'll find girls cohabiting with broke guys washing their clothes, cooking for them, loving and and caring for them....

Not to talk of a guy with a good apartment, portable ride and a decent job. You won't even have to tell her to do anything. Once she visits and goes to your kitchen, she'll be like why isn't your plate washed, then ask for morning fresh and wash it. Unless she came for a formal visit. If she's into you, she'll ensure your place is tidy.

The last girl that visited me encouraged me to be buying live chicken cos it's more healthy than frozen ones. I told her I don't have strength to cook if I buy it, she told me to just buy it and call her. I did and she came and prepared soup for me with the chicken and tidied the place before leaving.

If you call that slavery, it's either

1. You're deceiving yourself by trying to form online feminist

2. You've never made any sacrifice for any one before which has made you not to experience love in your entire life cos guys don't take you seriously.

3. You're incapable of loving so no man has ever shown you genuine love.

folake4u:
I nor trust you.

You no trust me or you no trust yourself around me which one.

folake4u:
It's not anything witchy. Anyways, I fly at night. We'd be doing coven meeting today, our last meeting for 2nd quarter. Care to join?

I'm not surprised. Benin people, na una way. I no de come any yeye winch meeting. African witches una too broke, na only to de suck blood, cause accident and bad bad thing una sabi. If you go fit put paper inside Ghana must go turn am to dollars, I go join una sharply. 😏

folake4u:
I nor trust your bedtime stories.

Why? 🙁

folake4u:
Lmao, no wonder. The nursery rhyme is indigenous to Lagosians.

Yes o. There are still many others . Some are in Yourba language. They're all interesting.

folake4u:
That Qué Sera nursery rhyme is actually very nice.

That witch something. Abeg I no wan learn am before I go begin fly for night. 😩

Offpoint1:
😂 Baba I'm too lazy to wash dishes talk more cooking.

Get a serious girlfriend na. She'll happily help you out in that area.

Offpoint1:
Naa, work from home... Multiple digital skills

Same here. But I still carve out time to visit my kitchen. You definitely wouldn't be working for 24 hours, so whenever you're free you can always hit the kitchen.

folake4u:
Lol, as for me I love being called "Baby" by my father and "my man". Certainly, I love pampering oh.

You love all these, yet you hate bedtime stories? How else would you feel like a baby if you don't experience the romantic warmth of bedtime stories?

folake4u:
I've never heard this "streets" nursery rhyme in my entire years of existence.

You didn't grow up in Lagos na. That's why. There are some nursery rhymes that once you sing outside Lagos, people would keep looking at you as though you were some weird creature that just crawled out of the grave. 🙄

folake4u:
Ahhhhhh!! That is a very common nursery rhyme and so easy to learn. Just type "Qué Sera Sera" on YouTube, play a video and you'd discover you've heard it before.

That thing sounds like an initiation song. I no wan go join wetin I no know abeg. 😩

You see that number 2.

99% of people who greet you from behind are greeting you to beg for money. What to do is once you turn back to look at them and their face isn't familiar, just face front and continue walking.

folake4u:
Which ladies? It's little babies that like bedtime stories. It makes them sleep well.

But you girls are always referred to as babies and you do love it. In fact you always crave for guys who can pet and pamper you. Those are some of your qualities. 😏

folake4u:
What kind of nursery rhyme is that? Omgg!!

It's a nursery rhyme from the streets. You'd never know it if you haven't been on the streets. 😁😏

folake4u:
Don't you know this nursery song:

Qué Sera Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Qué Sera Sera
What will be, will be

I no sabi am. The English too hard abeg. 😩🤕

Offpoint1:
24/7

Like you struggle in Lagos traffic to head to work all through the days of the week without any off days?

What kind of job is that?

folake4u:
I don't like bedtime stories. 😂😂😂😂

Let's start with nursery rhymes at daylight.

But I thought you ladies love 'em cos it makes you sleep well....no? 🙄

Nursery rhymes? Ok...

Ten Ten,
Pomo no dey,
If you chop am,
You go vomit,
If you die,
I go cry,
I go marry another wife.

Offpoint1:
That's if one have the time... I have no time at all.

Do you work on weekends?

OvertheTop:
How do cook before going to work in the morning?
if one is not careful, one will be in the kitchen all Day for 30 days...

You can always cook in bulk on weekends like Saturdays. Then refrigerate it. Whenever you're going to work all you have to do is to wake up early and microwave the portion you'd like to eat.

You certainly do not have to cook everyday.

folake4u:
Private lessons for what course?

You mentioned story. So let's start with bedtime stories for now.

Offpoint1:
N4200 for spoon and 6350 for swallow.... Street N1700 and you need 2 plate to even feel you've eaten something.

The best thing is to start cooking at home.

I bought old layer (live) chicken N6,500 on Saturday to prepare stew. I still have the stew in my fridge. All I do is to boil rice and eat with it to my satisfaction.

Cooking at home is now more economical. Just try to get basic provisions like rice, yam, plantain, garri, oil, beans...etc. And you'll be fine.

folake4u:
Story.

You should pay me to take you private lessons. 🤔

folake4u:
Nonsense man. 😂😂😂

Your spelling is wrong.

igbarasdynasty:
They should make a free fall to earth... we would get the largest trampoline in the world for them before they crash down here.

They should make history.

Have you forgotten what happened to Colombia space shuttle? They'll burn to ashes during re-entry.

Only a specially made space ship or capsule can endure the flames of their re-entry mission back to earth.