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What is now d difference between jungle justice and dis police justice? Why Nigerian Police dey always parade dead criminals unclad?

Isn't dat Polio ?

Some of una jus like to sensationalize issues..

millhouse:
Why Africa.. Why not try it in Europe first l

Becos Africa has d highest HIV prevalence rate in d world and since it's a success already in d US , Europe is gud to go. Africa will need to undergo its own trials know if it would b as effective down here... While dey are busy developing and looking for solutions we are busy suspecting and cooking up conspiracies and theories...

I wonder why ppl still bother demselves with news about buhari's state and stay in London... Lost interest months ago

@Sarrki and co , stop viewing the thread and comment... Or wait , on behalf of d govt, d GENCOs are refusing to dance DISCO becos d past administration didn't do enough to play beta music...

Guseh:
He fought for it, the road has been aproved for reconstrution by the federal executive council. But the recent diversion of heavy trucks and long vehicles from mokua section has caused the road to grow worse.

Don't mind d hopeless zombie who is now more delusional than ever.. Make him dey fool himself under d baptismal name of Patriot

sarrki:
That's what that criminal called melaye should be fighting for

And what would other criminals in govt b fighting for?? These are federal roads abi?? Guy get sense naaaaa

So finally dey have admitted to b partially responsible for some of d flooding with their ill timed opening of canals even while it's raining... But all of u screaming about capturing it , how would dey have captured it?? With their bare hands?? Dey didn't go on a snake expedition so wouldn't have been armed with anything to capture it.. If dey had captured it what next?? Keep it in a zoo?? or release it to a wildlife reserve?? Let's b realistic for once and stop trying to comment because its convenient. D west we all claim to want to emulate are not as hungry as we are and as such can afford to even have animal rights group... Dey have animal control while we are still struggling with our human rights.. Lets stop deceiving ourselves...

Keneking:
Igbos are doing very well

U don't have to let everyone know how senseless u are na.... Wetin concern igbos with d topic or thread?? Try to kip it on d low...

bsonenterprise:
I thought the flood was only in the SW. And the iPods were too busy throwing stones from thei glass houses.

Why some of una no fit get sense?? Why must some of u make every issue a tribal battle?? So the mainlanders and islanders squabble in Lagos now is now IPOBs vs Afonja beef abi?? Some of u need to get ur heads out of ur asses and use ur senses...

That's how jus last week a friends cousin went to wetheral road Owerri and was found 4days later in akwa ibom with no idea how he ended up there....

sarrki:
Ipobs miscreants are deadly

They are Nigeria greatest enemies

Are u not ashamed of ur delusional self?? Wetin concern IPOB with dis news?? So every Nigerian dat have been questioning d health and whereabouts of a president dey haven't seen in more than 2months and counting is simply an ipod abi?? Since dey claim he's supposedly coming back dis week why d waste of public funds in going all d way to London for a meeting?? Sometimes I begin to think d sanity of some of u shld b questioned

ekensi01:
Yorubas and naughty stuffs.

Its a shame that most of us where trained with a white mans training even if we where born in the early 90's.

I have no regret cause we are all moving to somewhere that doesnt require what you learnt.

Oga U don't have to read silly sentiments into every topic.. D man in question is a very popular comic TV character... U didn't have to comment if u didn't know him...

And dis is news how?? So while dey were saluting u and d babe u were busy taking d pics or asked someone to take pics for u abi..

sheyinoni:
OGA y u com stop the flow na, between those guys u for jus wait small haba

Lol... U dey enjoy their e-war abi...

And here we call it licky licky ... Never knew its original name until now

The truth was obvious... The same northern leaders who berated GEJ for wanting to wage war on d north wen boko haram shld have been decimated and flushed were still d same morons blaming his govt for doing nothing.. D war was won in d last months of d previous administration and d northern elders and PMB himself should blame demselves for allowing it linger on... I expect sarrki and his fellow BMCs to lead d charge in derailing dis thread by deviating from the topic and truth...

NairaSand:
All of you are very unnecessarily unreasonable.

Teenager in the 90s turns 75 year old in 2017.

Wehdon sir/ Wehdon ma.

U dat u are necessarily reasonable should know ppl commenting actually know d guy and d movie.. The poster made an error in his post but it is obvious u neither knew d dude nor d movie but dat doesn't necessarily mean ppl who did are being unreasonable

Justuceleague2:
Antbrain Idgaf if you live on planet Mars

The fact that you live there does not make you an indigene or Yoruba

I stand by my comment, karma is a biatchy biatch

The comment above jus gave u away... First u say karma is bitch because dey laughed at d plight of lagosians and den u questioned his origin and tribe.. What exactly is wrong with some of u?? Did d flooding in Lagos affect indigenes while leaving out others?? Or are d mainlanders all outsiders considering dey laughed at islanders wen d flood first hit?? Get ur head out of ur ass and reason well for once without bringing in tribal or ethnic undertones...

scorpio2013:
Water level where?. Before you jump into conclusion, get the evidence to prove that water level has risen.Or prove that the drainage system is adequate enough to drain rain water to a suitable outlet. This is rain water and not ocean surge.

Oga before u go about disputing issues with ur know-it-all attitude, u shld have facts. Anyway here's a link u shld read and probably research on before diving into conclusions.

https://www.businessdayonline.com/nigeria-flood-warning-indicates-rising-global-temperatures/

The massive rainfall is leading to rising water levels of rivers and other water bodies... Na everything una dey find who to blame.. Japan is experiencing same, including a host of other western nations. So jus park one side .


Rivers

Abeggi make una go sit down... Wetin we wan take d spelling do? Was it pronounced well or not? Nigerians and their penchnt for discovering d totally irrelevant. Its jus like asking for d English spelling of Nollywood incantations. Dats how one slowpoke started d biscuit bone/brisket bone nonsense..

Even development agency office flooded, govt house fence affected as well.. For those ppl who are always quick to blame houses cited on drainages weneva flooding is mentioned jus pray u don't experience flooding... D water level everywhere has risen so drainage or not d floods are here....

His Ijele album is very very impressive...

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For Victims of the recent flooding in Suleja and Kaduna road area of Niger state , their lives will Neva remain d same again... Lives and Properties in their millions were lost..
And when both d state and federal govt announced disbursements of funds and relief materials for victims of d flood, ppl met such with d usual skepticism associated with govt interventions as it has become a tradition for such to always end up in d pockets of those in charge...

Earlier this week was the first batch of distribution of d interventions to victims of d flood, however what transpired goes to show exactly everything dats wrong with dis country.

Most of d names of victims compiled by either NEMA officials or representatives of d district heads of some affected areas were outrightly replaced with names of friends families and ghost names.... D names called out were clearly one sided as more than 98% of d names were "their ppl" or rather indigenous names and even had instances of multiple going in for one name. D distribution itself was a sham as most of d relief materials were seen being diverted even as ppl watched... Yet at d end of d distribution most of d materials were seen being loaded into private vehicles and bikes ... Generally at d end of d sham exercise #7000 was distributed on d first day with no verification at all even though most ppl affected (non indigenes) didn't get it while some thers were lucky to get foodstuffs like measures of corn , semolina and wrapper...

NB.. Bundles of roofing sheets and cement were seen together with other material even though they weren't distributed..

ecoeco:
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Chai

See lie

Flood carried ur properties AWAY

All this lies just to get federal govt compensation

Flood
carry the property frm ur parlor
open door
carry the property pass veranda
Unlock protector
Carry the property pass through the protector iron bars
Carry the property reach gate
Open gate
Carry the property cross ur street
Carry the property.....

Aahhhhh Bros fear God na

Flood right now

#Eco99#

My broda pray make u no see flood because if u do U'll know d true power of water... U're talking because u saw d photos he posted , do u know how many other ppl were affected? How much do u think is d so called govt compensation he'll get?? Those in suleja got 7k

NwaAmaikpe:


Water ski In Nigeria kwa??

Our addiction to copy the white man is something else.
Who skis in Nigeria, let alone waterski?

Very soon we'll begin Ice-Hockey.
Oya now...let people with marine spirit go and train.

Jus negodu skiing in Nigeria.. Well it's flood season so guys u heard it , let's go skiing...

Jus read online DAT d frontman of one of my favourite rock bands Linkin Park committed suicide earlier today. Strangely enough he did so on d birthday of his late close pal who himself committed suicide in May... D news is all over d internet... Really a sad one

Why zombies like daily dose of lies to console demselves... Jus like d slowpoke 2 posts above