₦airaland Forum

Funny how these ppl shift blames and make flimsy excuses. So wen dey were promising and demanding atleast 5 medals from d Olympic contingent dey didn't realise dey were ill prepared? Since he knew 9months wasn't enof preparation why him allow us go waste d money?

Aminu212:
pls answer me, can you use the plan in the afternoon of Saturday?

It's a weekend plan, of course u can use it morning and nite all thru d weekend from Friday 12 midnight till 11.59pm Sunday night.

Launched ke! I've been using their 3gb weekend plan for ages.

So APC governors too don begin wail? So it's not d govt's fault but d CBN abi? Isn't d economic team suppose to review some of these things?

I pity for some ppl sha. Some go cry wen their small savings disappear. Govt dat is yet to decide on paying "poorest of d poor" as dey call dem now paying unemployed youths? Dis one na grand scam by scammers ooo.

Like u already said u don't have issues getting an erection before now so it's not something dat should bother you dat much. It's jus a bad day at d office for Mr. John and it could b as a result of intense bleeping a few days earlier and not allowing Mr. John tym to recover naturally. Not to worry, take a few days rest nd try again.

And dey said dey are beta dan d PDP... Imagine if dis had being from a PDP reps. Well d party will settle it and decide if it's corruption or not. Awon oshi

*Yawns* Walks out of thread disappointed....

DeLioncourt:
If you had something reasonable to do you won't have opened this thread. You're obviously a pervert that wants to learn how to make your girlfriend cum so she won't leave yo ass.

If I was worried about dat I wouldn't seek answers here.... I open open threads to read comments especially from dumbasses like u. Ooh and by d way she cums atleast multiple times before I'm done. She prescribed my ish 3times a week for herself dat means I'm really gud at what I do.

OP if u really had something reasonable to do with ur life u no for get time open dis thread... Oya go and do something reasonable.

A govt dat is yet to meet d energy needs of d ppl but yet is planning on cutting power utilization and consumption. Nigerians have been doing dat for ages already and under dis govt have found new ways to even cut d utilization with d worsening power situation. In my area we get a glimpse of d light for about 3hrs once in about 5-6days and in most other places Nepa seem to have subbed ppl to a Nite plan of sorts. Ppl now wear chiffon materials which doesn't require ironing, almost every house owns a generator, battery powered fans and appliances are now being sought so D question now is which power is d govt talking about?

So u think if u off ur data and read ur msgs, wen u on ur data back on ur msgs are still going to remain unread? Some of U are really dumber dan u know

usba:
If I may ask is it the team who provide the anthem to the organizers?

Whether U want to believe it or not, d late arrival of d team played a part in dat. We were lucky to have arrived in time for d match sef.

Nigerians and always barking at d wrong tree especially on Twitter. Wat do u expect wen u arrive at d venue of d tournament jus a few hours before ur first game. If we had done our own part as and wen due den we would b taken serious for once.

Where are those bootlickers dat claim d govt actually knows wat dey're doing. Watch dem com and start questioning d sauce.

Either Him have beleful or Ur cooking has driven him to anoda soup somewhere if u know wat I mean.

nairaschool01:
guy na to go renounce ooooo me don dey fear na lik this IK tak die IK mak we jus gether high dix morning IK don die so na check he say he won go check he babe na dere he pass go no problem sha we must pay revenge for he death............
ARO MATE

And dis na person prospective Papa abi?

Point of correction, I think U meant to say d "few surviving Nigerians". Ur likes are d hypocrites who have a problem with ppl complaining about d hard times they are facing. D truth is Nigerians have no choice but to wait and hope things get beta despite d hopelessness dat stares dem in d face. U expect ppl not to complain wen dey can hardly feed, wen d power situation has gone from epileptic to comatose, wen d economic situation in d nation is in shambles and wen nothing seems to be turning for gud and yet U sound like dey are supposed to swallow it all with a pinch of salt. If things become beta by tomorrow, have d govt done demselves or d masses a favour? Whether u want to believe it or not Nigerians are disappointed with d performance and attitude of d govt so far and have every right to feel so.

Una mumu sha. It's surprising u ppl don't remember dis fake tweak dat was all over d place on nairaland a while ago. IT DOESN'T WORK, NEVA DID.. FORGET WATEVA MSG U GET /GOT

Heard dis as a rumor earlier last week, I guess there's more to it then. Make I kuku gather my jerrycan. Considering Nepa is nowhere to be seen, naija is heading for blackout b dat

Sex appeal is all these ppl have to offer these days.. No real talent whatsoever

How can human being b 5 - 6 cm? ? cm is centimeters ooo so imagine dat measurement. If u don't know d official language of Nigeria as a nation and can't decifer d educational system den u need to still remain at home or go back to skool.

PussyMechanic:
In mathematics, if u cross-multiply, u would get a balanced equuation.

EPIC!

Dat is an ajebo engine and as such those big men no get time for dat. D average Nigerian car engine gud to roast yam, boli, corn or suya. Most danfo buses for Lagos go turn mobile fries stand

Hehehehehe.. D same military dat threatened fire and brimstone in d early stages. D can't fit do those boys anything jare. If dey could dey'll already have cleared dem out and wouldn't have had to eat their words and resort to dialogue.

Wash washer washest... Dis one na to appease and giv some ppl hope....

Isn't it ironic most of U who claim to catch her had a clear view from d window? Anyways most ladies dey like dat. It's even funny cos U might b d one she's been cheating on the other guy with all along without u knowing. Dats how found out d guy one of my ex always claimed to b her best friend actually turned out to b her fiancée.. I kuku locked up like say I no know continue to shine d Congo....

Some of una sef go jus simply copy anything una stumble upon com post here. D copy is known to do weird things so d question. It's no different from "What extra value are you going to b adding to the company if U're hired" or "How do u fit-in in line with the vision and goals of the company".