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Anoda app to increase laziness....

Jesus came to save the world so he can afford to feed everybody sef.. I'm I her savior wey she dey find who go feed am?

Bet why naa.. All I see is her legs on my fine cushion...

Oya endtime peeps, fud don done oooo.

So if d average American dey para say their govt could b spying on dem, we go dey here dey open our mouth too. We wey our govt no even know how many we dry abi we are also worried d American govt is spying on us here.. Abeg use am if u wan use am jare. Dem no wan take us do anything.

Well he's somewhat right because in Nigeria there're 3 classes of citizens ;
1. The political class who are the helm of affairs and are only interested in demselves
2. The "Ordinary Nigerians" who are connected in all the right places either by blood, party affiliations or connection.
3. The masses who d first class gives no shit about and are left at d mercy of the 2nd class..

Some of U screaming "Why kill snakes" una well soo? So if snake "play" come residential areas, ppl are supposed to "excort" them or walk dem back into the forest abi? So if ppl com across a snake in or around their houses they shld just clap for it and jus let d snakes b because according to the law of extinction we no suppose kill am. See talk ooo. I bet none of U talking plenty fit stand wen una see snake sef..

I thought I knew most of d colors until I heard my sistas talking make up and fashion generally ( color combos). I jus gave up

firfinch101:
B No matter the brand of phone you use, as long as it operates on thesame platform, once you upgrade, the changes are instant.

The app in question is not from Whatsapp. It is a third party app. And its main and only function is to notify you of new whatsapp version.

U don't get what I'm saying.. Everyone eventually gets d upgrade irrespective of fones but not everyone gets d upgrade/update notice at d same time. Some ppl get update notifications earlier than others. I have confirmed dat myself. Mayb u don't know but there are actually different versions of whatsapp and I don't mean third-party whatsapp ppl use. I mean d official whatsapp. U can google to find out.

firfinch101:
Objection my lord! Once upgraded, the changes are with immediate effect.

Not really... Some fones get updates before others. Noticed that first hand with their text editing updates.

Johnny19:
Just updated mine now and still couldn't see any new change

Their updates are rolled out in batches. Everyone doesn't get d updates at the same time, most times a couple of days or weeks interval even though it's on d same playstore.

D worst kind of FRIENDZONE is wen u ain't even know u're in d zone. Na so u'll kip living in denial and b giving urself hope say u're jus taking ur tym.

emitoz:
My friend's so deep in the friendzone the girl's parents allow him to sleep over... they know nothin's going down

Cheeesus!! Dat one don graduate to FAMILYZONE ooo, d mythical broda of FRIENDZONE.

All na to see track jare... How Many of dem rappers actually come out with solid punchlines these days. They simply tell us stories using unrelated words dat rhyme.

I think I've com across some of these here on nairaland before. Some really weird facts.. But na who measure and estimate some of dem like numbers 1, 5 and 6. I fit swear say na exported oshogbo weed dey cause number 13...

PassingShot:
Only bigots filled with hatred and those genuinely naive or uninformed don't know the main reason we are where we are today.

And what exactly has blaming everyone else instead of taking meaningful actions done for us all?

dhakingpin:
Am so happy right now cause this trick I did in just 30mins gave me an iPhone I couldn't believe, you can also finish this survey you might be lucky also.
note am not guarantee you that you will got one it's all about luck just finish the survey here
source : http://48443.getiphone7.org/

No b only iPhone dem giv u, dem also giv u eCash because na eSlap u need to reset ur head....

He neva had anything to offer in d first place.. He was simply one big marketing strategy for the African market. Anyone who actually expected him to release any album under the label was living in a fool's paradise. Lyrically dumb dude

englishmart:
like if you think Phyno is a better rapper, and share if you think otherwise

Na una new Avenue to gather likes and share now abi.. Recession don tie wrapper b dat.

Jesu oo! See as d ba3 specs sounds like say na nepa transformer...

Anyone still using any of those devices, most especially d Nokia symbian actually stuck in d stone age.

PUSH1:
the government closed the border for imported rice.
until we grow our own. don't expect N7500 a bag

If u know d volume of rice Dangote brings in thru d back door daily from s Sokoto border u go kip quiet. Close d border my foot.

Baba don dey categorize d Chanji promised into Behavioural and Economic lol.. In otherwords our new ringtone should b Fela's "Suffering and Smiling".. It's still not too much for Nigerians to ask for an example naaa. Let dis govt remove d patako in their eye by changing their "behavior" towards d plight of Nigerians and d state of the Nation, then Nigerians will simply change their behavior. A hungry man is an angry man and an idle mind is..........

HungerBAD:
A listening Government.

The Election is getting postponed because of the WAEC Exam on Saturday,which happens to be Mathematics.

The Followers and Disciplines of the Clueless one,will say it is because the election wants to be rigged.

Common sense should tell you guys that elections do not need to be postponed before it can be rigged.

That said. APC is winning Edo State with a landslide Victory.

Let us do some basic polling here with these Local Government Areas.

Akoko Edo,Egor,Etsako Central,Etsako East,Etsako West,Ikpoba-Okha,Oredo,Orhionwon,Ovia North East,Ovia South-west,Owan East,Owan West,uhunmwode will all go APC.

It is the 5 Esan Local Governments that is unpredictable,but basic numbers and maths gives it to APC.

D sooner U start using ur God's given brains d better for you. So long as u can't reason without comparing d previous govt even with glaring facts den it is obvious u probably don't even know u're supposed to reason with ur brains. Did u see d flimsy excuse of planned attacks being given or u're also blind? Elections held in d North East and d north in general last year despite calls to postpone it again but it was ur likes dat still cried to the high heavens claiming d govt's rigging plans. If elections can hold in rivers wey hot pass Edo, why can't it hold in Edo. D excuse of waec exams can't fly as well becos INEC had all d time in d world to have resolved dis before now. Anyways na watch we dey kuku watch all of una for d horror movie unfolding for una.

Connection bawo? Well if by connection u mean what u've got to offer her den u're probably ryt. Cash or lies back for ground with as many as possible.

Going by d standard set by previous funny pics thread dis is booooooring. There's a huge difference between sarcasm and jokes...

Sure I can but in d present economic realities, it has to com with data and airtime preloaded for atleast 5yrs and d ba3 can and shld power some of my appliances as well.

989900:
You are right, and I've said the same in the past . . . I've written many posts and topics about it.
Probably, you are new around this parts, but you can look it up.

Gud so since dat fact has been ascertained, which govt are u expecting to look into racketeering and hoarding? D same one dat is involved in those? Bite me

989900:
I say we make hundreds of this banner, and line them up from CBN to PDP and APC head offices, all the way to Aso villa.

If Emefiele and Buhari can't check racketeers and hoarders, and other situation causing the artificial spike, then they have no business being governor, nor president.

Was it not d same govt dat started d hoarding with his ill advised policy on forex restrictions dat backfired and still is? Wen dey handed some of a whole country's forex to a few individuals on code who made billions overnight, some of ur likes hailed dem and now u dey blame "hoarders and racketeers". Who b d hoarder and who b d racketeers? Abeg make we hear word.

samguru:
There something you guys don't understand,most of these money recovered from looters are still under litigation therefore government can not touch it.

And all these monies generated as revenue are yet to be properly remitted to CBN.

In public procurement act,the government can not disburse fund for any project until after 6 months.

Let's be patient with our government .

Taaaaaaaa pheem ya mouth dia... Listen to ya self again and decide if u actually made sense to urself first. Which of d recovered moni is still under litigation? D imaginary DasukiGate case dat is d more u look d less u see abi!? What about d secret refunds d govt claimed were made by govt officials and other public office holders, dat one too is in court abi? D so-called huge revenue generated is still too hot abi and as such cannot b touched abi? Why exactly have some of U decided to b stingy to urselves wit d sense dat was generously given to u?? Atleast use it for ur own gud if not for d gud of others.

Dis APC ppl and d morons blaming PDP day-in day-out are really shameless. How can u justify blaming d PDP for what d nation is going thru ryt now while a gud number of d party are all former PDP stalwarts? Oh I forgot GEJ is still to blame ryt? Even though d govt has shown total cluelessness especially in it's handling of d falling naira ; creating an artificial scar by leaving d forex trade in d hands of some of dem dem and as such leading to banks hoarding wateva dey had and equally driving up d price of d dollar to d naira. Na today Oil price don fall dis low? Na today naija don dey import almost everything including Oil products? Since d govt has been drumming and hammering on diversifying d economy, what policies or strides have dey made so far towards dat effect? Diversify d economy abi but billions of dollars dey don't have is being spent in oil prospecting in d North ryt? D pharisees would really b jealous at d hypocrisy being displayed by most of U and d govt.

QuotaSystem:
Collateral effects of the Niger Delta war on terror.

It has been emphasized severally, until the innocent citizens cooperate with the military to fish out the militants from their communities, possibly through the formation of a civilian JTF like in the North East, they stand at a serious and heightened risk of collateral damage from the military operation. The foolishness of supporting the scAvengers and cheering on other militants is beginning to dawn on the misguided members of the communities.

The sooner the militants can be wiped out and the military operation ends, the better for everyone.

But d govt is supposed to be in negotiations with dem na abi? Or is dis their own part of d negotiations.