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bolaji3071:
This has stopped connecting here o bro... Please help

I still dey rock am with netify like madt... I don dey even pity d ntwrk

OP dat's d official or rather national dress code from Scotland called Scottish Kilt.. It's not a new dress code though.

EFCC is d most confused arm of dis govt. In saner climes u go to d courts after concluding investigations and having gathered all evidences. But according to the EFCC under dis govt, run to d media first and den d courts before deciding what u're even in the courts for in the first place.

ba7man:
No p. I don bury am like jazz for the plot.

Choiiii! See jazzman ooo.....
"runs outta thread"

ba7man:
Naah. I just remember say I don call you " Obote" before.

Nbote...... you be real Obote.

Btw..... I found 90% of the memes not funny.

Lol... No carry our beef com occupy dis plot of land biko. I prefer kpomo

Elliotwiz1:
wailers will come here and blame Buhari for this too

Dude get a life asap!

ba7man:
Obote.

U na woman wrapper na. Deep down u know say u don come across other funny memes thread here on nairaland. Like I said no offence meant

ba7man:
Obote.

U na woman wrapper na. Deep down u know say u don come across other funny memes thread here on nairaland.

Those of U asking why she was hit in a couple of places since she was shot once, do u really learn anything from the movies u watch or u jus simply stare at d screens? D shot was probably fired from a dane gun.

They actually have a naming committee dat maintains a register of allowable names...

olihilistic:
is he wearing Nike Air max

Na Adibas Breeze plus Limited edition

hajjiahmed90:
I have never finger a lady before, to my utmost surprise, wen I put my first finger the finger seems to go in direct and while my finger was in her Female sex organ I feel some kinda fleshy stuff.

Which kind ppl dey roam nairaland these days sef.. "U felt some kinda of fleshy stuff wen ur finger was inside" Na bones and spikes u dey expect to feel inside? Or u were expecting it to b completely sealed? After spoiling her now u go run dey find Virgin to marry...

We Africans especially Nigerians don't have much to worry about for now though. Na Oyibo ppl wey everything about them and their life is practically done online. All we do on social media here is live fake lives and stalk others..

No offence but there's nothing really hilarious about most of the memes.

@buksaylor001, believe it or not but d only time anyone is totally honest with you like 101% is wen dey are drunk or in their moments of anger...

[quote author=druxy post=47153142][/quote]Read until u understand...
Hint: Replace "U" wherever u come across it in d comment with the VCs.

In otherwords U still want d PostUme thing so u can kip ripping students off abi in d name of screening. No to PostUme, whether screening or no screening there'll eventually b first class, 2nd class, third class and pass students at d end of the day. Afterall d so-called PostUme is jus anoda glorified Jamb exam

goonsmi:
Op is a terrible liar. you guys should check Wikipedia before believing his lies.

His Wikipedia profile was obviously hacked and trolled.. Happens all d time.. Wikipedia has probably found it out and corrected it

Lienus Mba, So which skool d graduate wan use d "profition" for since u claim it was written by a graduate.

How can somebody RENT house of 20m and FURNISH it with 43m? Which kind one chance b dis abeg.. And let no mumu come here to claim he can afford it because he owns one of the biggest fraud farms called EFCC..

Drdonzeez:
And Pele is from Argentina.Figo is not even mentioned in same breadth with Pele or maradona,so what's your point.You guys know the truth but you're blindfolded with sentiments and hatred..I love Ronaldo but I shouldn't away from the truth.

U dey mind dem. He even had d guts to say Ronaldo is beta dan all combined.

akinmusi:
You meant to say Cr7 does not involve in build up play?

All that he does is wait for tap-ins?

Please read your statement again.

Oga leave dis ur argument.. Like I said u are entitled to ur opinions. I have given u valid points and u have decided to read wateva meanings u want to it instead.

Aviero:
Goal.com and their asininity don finish this one.

No worry I prefer newsnow.co.uk, dat way I read every site at once.

akinmusi:
I believe it's cos they are in the same continent. And played same competition.

UERO can't be compared with their cups.

I hope you decipher that.

Simply put, they are not in CR7's class and the dude is way complete, even more than the three combined.

Lolzzzzz.. Dis ur reason and analysis is d funniest I've heard. Anyways we're all entitled to our opinions. I would have loved to ask u to define "complete". Ronaldo is probably d best striker to play d game no doubts but definitely not d best player. Messi is more rounded ; Striker, Midfielder, Winger. Imagine if Messi only stays up front and wait for d chances to come instead of making d chances happen. Anyways like I said, we're entitled to our opinions and d controversy would continue to rage on.

hulk616:
Ronaldo the Penaldo. A masterclass in penalty, a complete player and the best football have ever seen. Messi ran out of class during penalty lessons and that makes him incomplete, but Ronaldo, the PhD holder.

Has it ever dawned on u as to why d debate as to if Messi is beta than Pele and Maradona as d greatest player ever and not if Ronaldo is beta than Pele?? Anyways we all can't support d same teams or see things from d same perspective so let's jus enjoy d both players while they're still here.. In a couple of years time they'll pass and we can all finally rest from our point of view debates.

Na dis kind thing Nigerians dey like without even taking a minute to think at d stupidity behind it. FB isnt forcing anyone to use it neither are u paying to use it so it is their terms and conditions dat apply.. What exactly is copying and pasting supposed to achieve? Dis isn't any different from d annoying "send to 10 and see what happens next in your life"

D last time I checked I remember d APC claimed there was nothing like The Office Of The First Lady and even claimed PMB's govt would b rid of such...

I am wanting to say to Striker ayam tired, and so d words are not coming out from my mouth..
Agu have u chop melon before?

OP let me help u out... Having some Dstv channels and plenty NTA channels which is beta..

FBS:
Fans of GoT will understand.
https://i67.tinypic.com/2nrfz1k.jpg

Hold d door lol.. Hold dor... Hodor..

APC is simply paying PDP back in it's own coin... Light it up and watch'em burn.. Dats why dey are d ruling opposition party. Making sure d PDP have nothing left to even stand talk more of muster an opposition

I believe dis is wat dey mean weneva dey say heads will roll...